>be me >be girl >invited over to house by guy, lets

time stamp or gtfo

Just throw yourself at him 90% of guys cant turn down pussy that being thrown at them

>>727197519
tits or GTFO

> girl
> how to fuck a guy
You silly bitch. You can probably get away with "hey, wanna fuck?"

>>727197519
You can fuck anyone you would like, given that you look human. Men nowadays have less standards than a dog.

>>727197519
Tits and time stamp. Or gtfo. There are no girls on the internet.

>>727197519
Assuming you're a real female, the easiest way to overcome social anxiety is to relax and love yourself.
Needless to say, none of us can help you much there with that one... unless you post yo body.

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>>727197519

>be girl
>Please help how do I fuck this guy. I am a virgin.

>>727198300
I'm not sure the rule applies on this one. She isn't really asking for special attention because she's a girl, just giving perspective.
The Advice to a girl in this is a LOT easier than giving the same advice to a guy.

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Here you go

>>727197519
You're a female. Do the watching a movie and touching thing again and then just go for it. Alternatively, you could (while watching the movie) literally ask him to fuck.

>>727198548
Based OP. The rules didn't even apply but she did it anyway.

>>727198548
Clean your fucking god damn nails

>>727197519
litterally just suck his dick, he wont mind if hes looking around for someone

Tell him you do anal and any other bitch he wants will long be forgotten.

>>727197519
Grab him right in the dick

>>727198597
I am even more socially awkward than half of b. To be super forward like that? Nah. I mean, I thought about it. I've always been really shy.

>>727197519
how old are you op?

>>727198836
>>727197519

for me the biggest message would be to straight up sit on my lap, that's probably they biggest way to say "hey, fuck me"

>>727198934
Nineteen. He's about twenty-four.

>>727198903
Then do hints. Be excited when you see him. Touch him a lot (like hugs and shit). You already know he's into you, he just needs to know you're into him.

>>727197519
Tits or GTFO

>>727199026
you need to be more direct.

>>727198804
>>727198548
seriously this.
nails are important and sexy yo

>>727199159
>>727198548
look there faggot

>>727198903
just swerve the subject to sex. Alternatively you could watch something a bit sexual and it will be on his mind and easier to talk about. if you do enough subtle sexy shit he should realise what is up.
if that fails, go see someone else because he is gay.
also how are you a virgin with tits like those? juicy/10

>>727199159
you ignorant dumbass

>>727199159
kyS

>>727197519
If your personal hygiene is indicated by your nails I'm scared to ask what your pussy looks like.

Show us.

>>727199118
I'll definitely try. I have resting bitch face, so I'll have to try to be more expressive.

He also bought me lunch, which made me feel really guilty. Half the reason I didn't go out with him first time he asked was that he'd have to pay for everything. I'm kinda poor...

>>727199159
hurr durr am I part of the club yet?

>>727199369
lol I was waiting for that.

>>727199169
I made kool-aid and that shit stains your nails.

>>727198548
Where do you live? I will fuck you. 23, 178cm, bit skinny, average looking, 6,5" cock

>>727199519
creepy as fuck

well then grillnon, I don't know what to say.

>>727199472
I can forgive that because kool-aid is my childhood. Show us your pussy anyway.

femanon neds 2 show pussy

>>727197519
Ask him to watch a movie. Say him you know a good one. It's a porno. Start touching his dick. Dunno.

>>727198548

could you take a less shitty picture maybe? and jesus fuck, clen your nails you disgusting shitbag. n wonder guys dont want you, you look like a fucking bum! have some rpide in yourself, you hapless sack of horse shit

>>727198109
WRONG, these days white guys are so fagged out they would shit their pants and worry about Rape

>>727199650
I will if you post your dick

>>727199567
If she is needy as hell and not ugly. Why not?

>>727199712
follow the thread you fucking retard.

>>727197519
Find a guy you like not some1 u fuck

>>727197519
Rape him

>>727199801

follow my cock slamming you moms pussy hard, you cock gobbling nigger

>>727199396
Tell him you would like him to massage your shoulders when watching next film.
Have some cream lube in your bag.
Win

>>727199792
you dont know what she looks like faggot

>>727199816
feelings much? fuck whoever you want just don't get a name for yourself

>>727199899
Spotted the underage newfag

>>727199899
3edgy5me

>>727197519
Had your chance, fucked it. Give up and embrace that you are a fem-wizard

>>727199899
OK
struck a nerve?

>>727199772
Sold

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>>727199978
Isn't that everyone on /b/ these days?

>>727199978
don't expect much but insults from him he is as dull as a butter knife thats why he can't follow the thread.

>>727198548
wow, op delivered. you should clean your nails

>>727200135
Smooth bb.

>>727200135
ha ha that wasn't op you desperate loser

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>>727200135
top kek

>>727199745
not really. maybe some faggots you hang out with are like that but if you throw yourself at most men they won't turn you down, especially after they were playing footsies with you.

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>>727200263

Men can be pretty dense when it comes to picking up on signals. You might have to be pretty blatant if you want his dick OP.

>>727200263
You are the looser with your tiny black cock. Kek

>>727198673
She called herself female, rules apply
faggot

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>>727198548
Look at those fucking picky bum nails Jesus Christ

>>727197519
Let's fuck, OP.
where are you from?

>>727200363
My experience ( over 430) I agree, but i aint 21.
Times have changed and what i see...worries me

>>727198548
You complete spergs, can't you see OP is landwhale? Fucking white knight thread why do you think she is 19 y/o virgin?

>>727200424
wow you are the comeback king. one day with enough training I hope to be as witty as you.

>>727200424
you are a loooser with you tiny shriveled brain that you keep very little grammar inside.

>>727200135
Time for some vagoo OP. Also we can post more dicks if u rate them

>>727200424
>>727199899
>>727200142
/b/ has gone downhill since it became an fbi honeypot tbh. they care more about lurking here with fake kik accounts than they do about b& for underage faggots.

>inb4 /b/ was never good

it was better than this shit, r-right?

>>727197519

Go to him, make eye contact, notice his eye colour, start cuddling get closer, make alot of body contact (not obvious), smile (not a creepy one), at the end of the day u should both be on a couch, u leaning on him and his arm over yours, then look at him straight in the eyes and lean in, then fuck, but youre a chick so u could by fuck by skipping all steps and just ask

>>727200464
didn't expect special treatment for being female tho. learn the rule you enforce

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How big do you have to be a landwhale btw?

Pic unrelated, hope you like it.

be relaxed and less tense, sit close to him. he might feel more comfortable and ease up and give in

>>727198548
Clean ur nails or at least paint them so we can't see the dirt.

>>727200782
like, fat.

>>727200494
over 430 what? if that is your conquest count then the number it's self betrays your lie!

>>727199899
Did you ask Mommy if you could get on the internet yet?

>>727200782
that looks delicious.

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>>727200740
Wanting special treatment on the internet is implied when you say you're a woman you fucking faggot. Learn the rule you're trying to hold over other anons heads

>>727200135
This is now a dick rate thread

>>727200185
I'm not OP, but her nails are clearly the result of a Kool-Aid related accident.

>>727200782
from then curves I can see you aren't fat thats for sure

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>>727199978
>>727200011
>>727200094
>>727200667
>>727200930

fuckin niggers

>>727200782
Lookup bmi. Everything Adipositas is landwhale. Everything overweight are those "curvy" guys

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>>727200782

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>>727200933

>delicious

you must be a virgin and have low standards, or are very desperate to want to fuck that disgusting worn out pussy

>>727201097
what grade are you in anon? does your mom know you're the hacker named 4chan? I bet you're the cool edgy kid that no one understands, right?

kill yourself faggot

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This thread

>>727200782

holy shit thats one disgusting cunt, no wonder guys dont want to fuck you, you make them want to throw up looking at that sick ass rotten pussy

>>727200968
what up? realise your wrong and make some shit up? nothing was implied and the gender was valid for the request wasn't it? no special treatment was requested or implied. imagine we assumed it was a dude and gave dude advice? wouldn't have worked would it? we needed to know gender for a valid response and she time stamped tits anyway. you are the fag.

>>727201309
What even happened in this thread.

At least I got some tips? I guess?

>>727197519
OP do this

Say you have a date later with your crush
Say that you want to play it cool on your date with him and not just be horny af
Ask this dude whether you can fuck him now before your date so you can just focus on being chill on your date
He will say yes
Sex will ensue

One of my friends asked this of me recently, we fucked, she asked me to finger her ass during it and to cum on her face after so it was pretty ok

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>>727201255

your mom knows I can rock her pussy every night

>>727200782
Looks tasty.

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>>727197519
>>this would be the time to try and smash

you talk too much like a puny penor faggot

>>727200782
>fat fingers
>fupa
Landwhale
But it's not OP look at the nails

>>727198548

ewww dirty nails grossed me out

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>>727201340
Thanks hun ;^)

Hey op can you hold up a piece of paper that says "Vancouver/whistler" you don't have to show your face or tits. Just that your a girl. Pleaseee would appreciate it

>>727201366
you have no idea about the rule you're referencing

>>727201255
>Doesn't recognize he behaves like an edgelord

>>727197519
Waddup OP
if you live in Cali you can have a few practice runs with me to work up your courage

>>727197916
*timestamp and tits or gtfo

>>727201467
your essentially hanging around with a bunch of dudes who could actually be your dad.

>>727201591
Close up nipple pls OP

>>727201629
>i can greentext too mom!

>>727201591
Show us your ass I want to complement it :)
Then I'll give you advice

>>727201688
Whoops too late

>>727197519
>"Hey , wanna fuck "


If you cant get laid as a women you would've been really shitty as a man

>>727201591
Open it right up.

>>727201591
gonna need time stamp on them thighs

>>727200887
this... no one keeps count after maybe 50. or the age of 25. it's completely pointless.

>>727201746
>doesn't understand greentext

>>727201622
rule 34?

>>727201688
beyt

>>727197519
Why can't I meet a bitch like you? It's tiresome acting nice to a female but with someone like you I could act anyway I wanted and still get some pussy.

>>727200887
its ok anon. I'm happy .

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>>727201783
Kek

>>727201824
LURK MORE

>>727197519
wow i don't believe you
if you really want to fuck a guy then just do it
even the ugliest most socially awkward female can easily get laid

>>727201910
If you want overweight trash yeah

>>727202020
lurk more what? what is your problem?

came here to post tits or gtfo. already done. fml

>>727202157
at least you read the thread first. kudos

>>727197519
Tried, you know, actually communicating with him? Telling him your honest intentions?

It works both ways. Guys are getting themselves friendzoned, because they are gesturing the girls that they are there for them as friends. You aren't getting the smash because you aren't honest with the guy.

>>727201241
>op post is 19 yo virgin

Derp derp
>worn out puasy

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your pic was shitty, here's you should do it

>>727202074
And that's why you don't have self worth

>>727201591
I think we are going to have to see a little more of your body before we can judge what you should do

>>727202420
Agreed.

>>727200968
>Wanting special treatment on the internet is implied when you say you're a woman
I'm not anon, but you're being dense. This is an advice thread. If anon said everything in the post, except that she's female, our advice would have been drastically different. Because we would have assumed she was male, and trying to get laid is drastically different depending on gender. So the "I'm a girl" statement is entirely legitimate, and not attention whoring-- yes, it is undoubtedly going to attract attention that she is female, but that is not the same as SEEKING attention.

>Learn the rule you're trying to hold over other anons heads
The rules applied to attention whoring. Nothing about OP says, in any way, that she is an attention whore. Tits were not necessary, but certainly helped prevent the onslaught of "hur, dur, how do we know you're a female" bullshit that would have inevitably engulfed and ruined this thread.

TL;DR: It seems like it's you that doesn't really understand the rules, not the other anon.

>>727200135
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>727202515
wrote a whole paper on it eh?
OK autist


you are still wrong.

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>>727198548
Let me just leave this here.

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Dumping a few pics.

>>727198340
>b-b-but anonkun, getting laid by guys who like you is h-h-hard

>>727202515
I agree with other anon, you're fucking dense dude. The only rule is if you claim female, you show tits or you aren't female

>>727202515
this

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I was told by a lesbian chick I had good thighs.

>>727202780
>>727198548
I want to see your face.

Black out your eyes or something.

>>727198548
There you go, do that to him and then fuck.

Well, go with heavy petting for a while then oral for both of you. Then if you feel wet enough fuck

>>727202780
Anon your really showing us anything we havent seen yet. Take like a mirror shot or something we need to see your whole body

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>>727201762
With minor prompting, OP delivered everything requested. Stop being a cunt, give your shitty advice, and then make a request. Don't make your shitty advice dependent on receiving your request.

>>727202972
your a chubber but I would definitely fuck.

>>727199002
I've had women sit on my lap who never wanted to fuck. Some of them just like knowing they give guys erections.

>>727202972
show feet

>>727202972
Why would OP dump her bod pics this is b8
plus OP abandoned thread forever ago

>>727203059
>>727203126
Kek on point.

>>727203156
Nope, I'm still lurking.

>>727197519

HOLY FUCK HOW HARD IS IT JUST FUCKING PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND SUCC HIM

IF I HAVE TO ILL FUCKING COME OVER AND PLOW UR ASS JESUS CHRIST

GUYS DONT HAVE STANDARDS ANYMORE

THEY FUCK EVERYTHING

>>727203247
You're not the one posting pics right?

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>>727202780

>>727202678
>>727202832
newfags

>>727203116
ha ha this, so many bitches I wanted to fuck sat on my knee. I'm sure they just did it to frustrate me. am almost certain they would not be happy if I just started going for the kill.

>>727202515
>So the "I'm a girl" statement is entirely legitimate, and not attention whoring
It is you dumbfuck because a even a fat girl can get laid. You don't need advice for that

>>727203442
shut up anon, I can barely hear your shrieking from that grave.

>>727203380
wtf u doin crawl back in ur little hoel vagina or punch in face stumbles u backwards into ur moms so you no longer adult

>>727201340
well played, faggot

>>727202972
gimme your kik

>>727201591
Wow that's hideous

I bet your ass looks like a bearded dwarf you disgusting cunt.

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>struggling to get to sex as a woman
>to get to sex as a woman
>sex as a woman
>woman

You don't even have to try, just go up to some random rando on the street and ask "want sum fuk?" Be grateful you're not a dude

>>727203442
>even a fat girl can get laid
Anyone can get laid. Even a 4'10" ginger guy with a small dick can get laid. But even the most attractive people can be dense about it at times. And younger, inexperienced people don't always know how to read the signs of when someone is interested.

>>727203798
what's your reference? aside from your mother.

>>727203353
I am, hun.

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>>727203621

Op is a faggot but is also a girl so... not a faggot? Nah still a faggot. Just fuckin get naked and bone the guy there's no way he'll turn you down. Clean your pussy and your god damn nails and he'll fuck you.

>>727203915
I bet you don't even shave your butt. No wonder he was repulsed by you.

Show us that vagina. But seriously OP, if you're really a femanon lurking then that chubby kid will gladly fuck you.

You're fuckable.

>>727203915
why the thread is a mess. don't waste the pics.
send one to your dude "by accident"

tits of gtfo doesn't apply if there's a reason for declaring female. the advise would be different if we were trying to help a guy so there.

tits or gtfo does not apply here, but OP delivered tits anyway.

op doesn't seem like attention whore so stop being little bitches about it

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>>727197519
idk what's stopping you. your tits and pussy ain't that bad and the guy asked you out back then. he should still feel something about you. go fuck him.

>>727203380
<3

don't despair OP. You have a good body. Someone will want to fuck you whenever you feel ready. Love yourself, and a man will love you.

>>727204054
already covered this bud, repetition helps with slow learners though.

>>727204051
potentially a good idea. op says social anxiety so might not have the balls for it (no offense).

>>727204212
newfags don't get why we have the rule...

(I am quite new, to be fair, but at least I get the rules).

>>727204051
Best idea yet

>>727204309
>talking about rules in teh 4 channel
sure bud, whatever you say.

>>727204215
could say she was sending it to someone she is into and would make him want her again thinking he can't have her.
also the anxiety would make it more believable because the embarrassment would be legit. thoughts?

>>727204454
FUCK THE ROOLZ

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>>727202515
Hey downy pic related

>>727204481
maybe, but op might not do it 'cause embarrassment.

teh rules are just social convention here, but whatevs.

>>727204627
yes we have all seen it and this is the literature we were referencing when we buried you

Is OP still here?

I want to see her back :3

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>>727204627
That post was from 2012. And that post basically agrees with the anti-attention-whore stance. Pic related is from well before that, that explains it even better.

>>727204627
posted exactly 5 years ago.

>>727205347
hail odin

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Someone asked for my face, so here you are.

>>727205525
would fuck it sloppy

>>727197519
got to
>be girl
tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>727205525
I wouldn't mind you giving me a blowjob.

>>727205749
nigga you late

>>727205525

yo op, what do you think of this idea?

>>727204051

>>727198548
Aight, so, here's the thing:
If you wanna smash him, then just chat with him via text or social media to start. Then chill with him in public places. Then take it back to his place (or your's) and let him know you want to. Then it's up to him if you do or not.

Or, if you're in the 570 area, hit me up.

This thread is dead. Thanks for the tips, I'll keep them in mind. I'll be lurking.

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>>727205525
I'm a 7/10 and the grill I'm banging is uglier than you.
Go fuck that chubster, he'll be happy.

>>727205525
you would have no problem getting me to fuck you. grade A pussy, grade B+ tits, grade A legs, grade B face. You look nice OP.

>>727200782
If this is OP's pussy, then we should all be willing to smash. That's some primo pussy there.

hey op hit me up on snapchat

>>727206348
Fine.
Just don't forget to grow some balls.

>>727205525
I'd cum on your face and let you lick my anus, OP

Go forth now and procreate

>>727205525
Email me op [email protected]

>>727205525
Yeh, you certainly look smash-worthy. Just let him know you wanna fuck.

>>727205525
You look like a pig OP.

Post body or ass shots like the slut you are.

>>727200782
Don't listen to these guys femanon, your pussy looks fucking gorgeous!

I'd say just go for it. Hint at it through conversation, and touch his hand. If he seems cool with it, put your hand on his thigh, and check his reaction. Then ask him if this is okay, and let him know you've never done something like this before. Take his cock out, and play with it. It's definitely nerve wracking the first time, but you'll get more comfortable with it afterwards.

>>727206884
A wild white knight appears..beware

>>727206884
NECKBEARD white Knight DETECTED

>>727203380
>>727202780
>>727202972
>>727202773
>>727198548
>>727201591
>>727200782
>>727198548
>>727197519

OP you're so hot, honestly i really wanna fuck you. And im handsome af myself so i actually have standards. If ur in Cali, im coming over to fuck you just lmk

>>727205525
attractive/10 face
attractive/10 body

seriously OP the only thing keeping you, is your mind. I'd fuck you right now if I could. But I can't because I have a cold and wouldn't want you to have it.

Clean the dirt from your finger nails so it doesn't look like you were picking through trash recently that's goes a long way even if you don't want to fuck it's just good habit.
And if you guys are hanging out just kiss him and rub by or on his dick it should imply sex.

timestamp or gtfo

>>727203380
>>727202780
>>727202972
>>727202773
>>727198548
>>727201591
>>727200782
>>727198548
>>727197519

Can you post a mirror full body pic? Some of us don't have enough of an imagination to picture your full body. Also, you're pretty cute, keep up the good work.