So I've been habitually masturbating 2 times a day for the

a little self control

>>727174297
Get off the computer for one and don't look at porn and then pick up a hobby

>>727174376
it's a habit built on 20 years of every day masturbation though

>>727174469
but thats where I watch all my movies and play my games.

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>>727174297
Check these dubs. They'll make you feel inadequate.

>>727174976
I am extremely disappointed.

>>727174910
Read a book nigga

>>727174910
Well you're gonna keep looking at porn then lol you need to get off it

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>>727174976
no, no, check these

>>727174297
Get out of the house you basement dweller.

>>727176582
its not even the porn anymore, I just feel the urge down in my groin, even if I dont feel particularly in the mood.

>>727176933
we dont have a basement and oh look you got dubs, so much for those other nerds.

>>727177079
You can't fap at the gym bro. 2 birds, get fit as fuck and stop fapping, and you'll be tired enough so you don't need to fap to fall asleep if you do that.

>>727177467
yeah but gym membership costs money, I supposed I could plan exercises to do instead of going to the actual gym, I've also got some weights that I bought for cheap a while back, all up its 44lbs.

but what about the general built up feeling I get from not jerking off?

Check em newfag scum

>>727174297
get a girlfriend you single bitch

>>727174297
Become a eunuch.

>>727178012
man that's not helping.

>>727178031
I had one for 5 years, it only made the problem worse becuase i had to take care of her needs too so it would take even more time in general.

>>727178036
>without harming my genitals
learn to read.

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>>727174297
just pull faster bro

also checkem

>>727177911
What's the longest you have ever gone without fapping?

>>727177911
That's all in your mind. Change your release to once every 2 days with exercise threaded into your day and you won't even notice anymore.

>>727178167
about 7 days on a dare from my ex, she wanted my cum to thicken up.

>>727178151
>without harming my genitals
A couple days of pain would be worth it to fix your 20 year problem.

This thread is definitely bait. I'm barely fapping once every week. Two times every day is an impossibility if you have things to do in your life, basementfag.

>>727174976
>>727176719
shut upup and check my dubdub

>>727178321
what part of "without harming" do you not understand?

>>727178359
honestly this does nothing for me, shes too skinny.

>>727178236
>I feel as though it takes more time than I want out of my day
If this is the only reason then fap faster don't browse forever on heaps of sites, get in done in 5-10min then on with the day.

>>727178434
I win

>>727178520
hmm maybe youre right, I dont feel as tired when I finish quickly either.

>>727178536
just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>727178675
Set a time limit, at least show some discipline.

Just streamline the process so it doesn't take time and go on about your day. Invest in a flashlight and some lube. If you're gonna do it then fucking own it yo

>>727178905
flashlight...ouch
obviously fleshlight

>>727178905
I've got a few japanese onahole things, they are pretty noisy so I cant really use them unless nobody is home or it sounds like i'm unclogging the sink but instead its my dick.

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Chastity works for me, my gf will keep me locked up for up to 30 days at a time.

>>727179079
kill yourself

Wait is two times a day a lot? because I masturbate like 14 times in 6 hours.

>>727179079
wouldnt work, I'm currently single and I wouldnt have the self control to not unlock it.

>>727179340
I masturbate for about 45 minutes and have to take a nap because I more or less just pass out afterwards.

>>727179413
45min is a long time. Are you on any medications? I take an SSRI, and that definitely makes it harder to climax

>>727179659
no it's more that I trained myself to last longer to please my ex, it would take her about that long to finish so I needed to last that long or she would get really bitchy and abusive with me, which is more or less why she's my ex now.

>>727179818
Have you tried prostrate stimulation? That always seems to speed up my spank sessions.

Cut on food items that increases libido and skip a few meals, staying unhealty decreases libido, at least for me.

>>727180376
cant do that, my butthole is too narrow for anal toys and i tend to have issues with big poops wrecking my butthole.

>>727180446
staying unhealthy?

>>727178423
git gud

>>727174297
get busy with other things. get so busy that you can barely afford 1 fap and you should be fine.

>>727174910
Fucking go outside dude. There's a whole world out there and it's real not pixels. Jesus.

>>727174297
Start doing heroin or something. That will use up your masturbation time.

You're welcome.

>>727181459
go outside and do what exactly?

>>727181550
if I started doing heroin my father would kick me out of the house and disown me, and my family is the most important thing in my life.

>>727181660
>obviously trolling

>>727181660
Well then I guess you'll have to get a girl.... Or maybe but one for a lil bit at least idk how your game is. Trust me dude you need it. Bad.

Honestly don't see the problem. A good proportion of my day is devoted to masturbating, I'm addicted to it and I love it. Masturbating *is* my hobby. Nothing else makes me feel so good. Look up some of the masturbation addiction encouragement stuff on tumblr, I really get off on it.

>>727174297
>So I've been habitually masturbating 2 times a day for the past 20 years and I feel as though it takes more time than I want out of my day.

Girlfriends take up much more time and cost money for even less reward.

>>727181748
who's trolling?

>>727181831
I had only the one girlfriend for 6 years and she was a horrible bitch to me most of the time, if anything she made things worse because my body learned to last longer which is why my fapping takes up so much time.

>>727182046
I just want to do other things, also after I finish I feel exhausted and need to sleep for a few hours, I have a huge backlog of video games that I dont want to play because I'm either too tired or feel a strong compulsion to go jerk off.

>>727182052
yeah tell me about it, that bitch was so horrible to me I ended up on antidepressants for about 6 months because the thought of killing myself was more appealing than dealing with her.

I masturbate 17 times in one evening how do I stop?

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Carry this picture with you wherever you go. Any time you feel the need to masturbate, just look at the photo. Shouldn't take more than a couple of days to break the habit.

>>727182359
or it will build a new habit that whenever I see ugly old women I'll have the compulsion to masturbate.

>>727182499
Ha - that would be crazy! And damned scary!

>>727182684
yep.

>>727182328
Why stop? If you can bate that much you are lucky? I don't understand why you'd want to stop pleasuring yourself.

>>727181550
This guy

>>727174910
>it's a habit built on 20 years of every day masturbation though
>providing an excuse to fail
>defeating yourself
you're hopeless then
enjoy fapping 2 times a day for another 20 years

>>727183013
I'm looking for advice for breaking the habit, I've had some good idea's put forth from anons, having self control isn't enough on its own

>>727174976
My dubs save him

>>727183481
YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN DUBS, STOP BEING SO SHIT.

>>727174297
Just stop. It won't do any harm to your genitals. Where do you idiots get these stupid ideas.

>>727183974
you misunderstand, I wrote the "without harming my genitals" because I knew some asshat would go "cut them off lol"
not that cutting back on masturbating would harm my genitals.

>>727182765
I'm still a virgin, think there needs to Change something

3x/day for 30 years.
No exaggeration.
Have missed maybe 5 days over that time span.
No harm done.

>>727185418
how long does it take per session though?
mine take 45 minutes on average which is why I view it a problem, also it puts me out of commission afterwards too.

>>727185496
Takes 5-10 minutes.

"out of commission"?
How astoundingly out of shape are you?
I don't think jerking off is your issue.
I suspect that you're in really poor health.

>>727174297
find better porn. it'll trim down the time it takes to fap

>>727185679
its not a matter of being out of shape, its that it takes me 45 minutes and i don't feel physically exhausted, more that I feel sleepy.