Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm here for you, Anonymous.

What are your credentials?

When I converse with anyone I'm always tense and don't know what to say. How do I stop being so autistic?

Why am I browsing /b/ instead of writing the report that is supposed to get me into university?

>>727165891
Why do you stutter on the internet?

Alice, I never reply to those "your mother dies in her sleep" threads, but my mom hasn't even kinda died. What's up? The kids at my daughter's school keep telling me meme magic isn't real, but I know they're just picking on me, right?

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>>727165968
B-because you are afraid of things outside of y-your control; by doing this rather than what you need to actually do, y-you believe and feel l-like you are in control.

Go get to your paper, Anonymous; you are more capable than you believe. I believe in you <4

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>>727165967
That isn't autism, it is s-social anxiety. Go to a therapist or psychologist who is versed in CBT, they c-can fix you right up <4

I want to see you cooking, Alice. As usual, delight me with one of your recipes

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>>727166035
W-why don't you?

>>727165891
show ass

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>>727166167
T-that's not till Friday dear <4

I wanna fucking die

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>>727166244
Why d-do you wish to die, Anonymous?

*wraps her arms around you from behind and rests her head on the small of your back*

I'm h-here for you. Let's w-work through this together, okay?

Why do I procrastinate all work? If I have a dissertation to do, I'll find literally anything else to do, even cleaning and in the end I do more work avoiding the work than doing the work in the first place

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>>727166317
I already explained t-this previously; you are afraid of being out of control, so you do things w-within your control to relieve the tension.

At the end of the day, sometimes, you just need to push through fear Anonymous.

I have a habit of avoiding things that need doing. I nearly failed high school because of so many days off. How do I fix this problem?

>>727165891
Why do i hate you?

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The door behind me has opened TWICE this night. Am I going insane or what the fuck is this.

>>727166452
Because he RPs as a stuttering armchair psychologist

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>>727166409
This is the basic procedure:
1. Divide the tasks into very small bite sized bits, each less than 4 hours long.
2. Arrange them based on dependencies, then schedule them based on how difficulty
3. Execute on the first item, and when it is complete, do the next. The dopamine release from finishing one will help you do the next one!

It's all about t-time management, Anonymous <4

i have trouble leaving home for work and getting out of bed. Mostly because of a lack of safety outside. However if there's a girl in my bed it's not a problem because i feel safe. I also sometimes am afraid my heart is going to crap out when in bed.

When leaving home for work i always need to "finish" something before i leave. I don't want to give up my freedom without knowing i have something to look forward to.

These 2 things cause me to be late for work often.
am i a homosexual?

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>>727166496
S-she <4 And b-boy I wish I had an armchair, would b-be great.

>>727166452
Don't know, w-why don't you tell me about your mother?

>>727166493
P-probably just your mind playing tricks on you or a low pressure system.

>>727165891
I have constant pain on my chest and its not like pain its like a weak thing

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>>727166547
That s-sounds like mostly you are selfish t-to me. Perfectly normal.

>>727166600
Like a d-dull ache?

>>727165950
What are yours?

>>727166493
It's a jinn. Those piece of shit shapeshifters will take any chance to mess with you.

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>>727166669
I'm q-quite sure those aren't real dear.

What's the best way to get over someone?

I'm heartbroken and all I want is another chance with my ex. We broke up while backpacking in like the first week of a month holiday. Its been about 2 months, everyday is shit. It doesn't seem real. It was all my fault and I just want to prove myself to her. I found out I was depressed and anxious as fuck, what led to the destruction of our relationship, i've explained all this but done too much damage and now she wants to find herself.

All I want is another chance to prove myself. Wat do

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>>727165891
Is beating children bad for them? Pic related.

>>727166631
Yeah kinda it affects the part of my left side and it gets really heavy when im stressed

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>>727166717
Time and a n-new someone <4

I can't help but to jerk it whenever I'm on /b/. What's wrong with me?

Hey Alice, I'm having trouble finding a build I really want to play in dark souls III. I'm thinking of trying a twinblade sorceror next, do you think I'll like it?

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>>727166556

Yeah, I doubt that ITS MY MIND, since I can hear the door handle slamming loudly back up. AND it happened twice. So you're saying I'm partially insane or something.

>>727166703
Fuck off. They're the cunts responsible for sleep paralysis as well. You really think it's all in your head?

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>>727165891
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!
How the fuck did you stutter a silent p.

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>>727166729
Yes.

>>727166739
Have y-you been to a doctor? Could be as s-simple as a pulled muscle, c-could be as bad as angina.

>>727166718
Why d-didn't you g-go to a doctor about your depression and anxiety?

Are you the same cancerous faggot that used to trip-fag as Alice years and years ago? Everyone hated you and it went a good way to making forced anon and ID. Every thread you started back then turned into trip-fag furry circlejerks.

>>727166786
Alice is multi-talented

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>>727165891
I'll keep it brief with pointers
-extreme mood swings
-randomly feeling like shit
-abrupt, unreasoned emotional changes
-sometimes I feel like I'm in a dream while I know I'm awake in reality
-some days I wanted to die, then I took a nap, woke up, and I'm the happiest I'll ever be
-Can't really focus if I'm feeling like shit
-Generalized confusion and disorientation
-Hear people clearly talking, but sometimes I did not catch what they were saying, although I heard the words spoken, but I need time to process the sound.


what the frick is happening to me? thanks in advance

>>727166811
Because I didn't want to believe it or think it was that bad. I had everyone telling me, but I thought that was just life.. Now I've fucked everything.

>>727166759
I mean, you came to the psychology thread with this. Clearly you entertained the possibility first. If this was a mistake

>>>/x/

Enjoy that shit hole.

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>>727166749
Nothing, y-you are using /b/ for its intended purpose.

>>727166759
Hallucinations are q-quite common dear, especially when tired or groggy.

>>727166752
I t-think so, it's not a p-perfect build. but it'll c-carry you through the game.

>>727166769
Given w-we can see it happen in an fMRI, yes?

>>727166786
V-very carefully.

>>727166848
I also suffer from this

>>727166848
>what the frick is happening to me? thanks in advance

/b/ is not a doctor and alice is cancer.

Go see a shrink

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>>727166818
*blinks* N-not sure I remember 2011 quite that w-way.

>>727166848
Have y-you been to a psychologist?

>>727166858
So are y-you going now?

>>727166084
>Go to a therapist or psychologist who is versed in CBT
How will someone versed in cock-ball-torture help?

>>727165891

I'm a pedo and I'm in love with a 8yr girl, can I get cured?

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>>727166920
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

>>727166887
Have you also not b-been to a doctor?

>>727165891
I'm into femdom, is this normal?

>>727166919
Not yet... I haven't gone to a psychologist yet

>>727166919
Yeah I've seen a doctor and have my first psyc session lined up next week. I feel as if they're just going to tell me to get over it.. All I want is her. Nothing seems worth it if shes not there in the end.

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>>727166947
S-seek medical attention; I am n-not a sexual psychologist.

>>727166989
Yep.

>>727166993
You absolutely s-should; that could be bipolar or schizo-affective disorder. I w-would recommend having an evaluation, as early intervention corresponds w-with better outcomes.

Don't suffer in silence, Anonymous. Help is available.

I don't like to talk to people. Its not that i can't or feel awkward doing so, its just that I prefer to live alone. I've recently only been going out of the house around 2 am to avoid people. Being around too many people puts me on edge. Not anxious but more irritated/annoyed. If i do end up talking to someone for whatever reason I oftentimes feel the need to leave and be left alone for a while before I feel like talking to someone again. Even if i enjoyed the conversation. I don't have the urge to have sex either. I mean i can get an erection, but its more like having an itch and you wont see me rolling in ivy.

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>>727166729
What is this whole sargon beating kids? Never heard of it.

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>>727167034
...h-how does one "just get over" anxiety and depression?

I have an Alice fetish. Can I be cured or just accept my lustful fate?

>>727166919
>*blinks* N-not sure I remember 2011 quite that w-way.

Yes you do, your threads were shit-shows and you know they were. I just assumed that people like you grew out of this autism, didn't expect to see such cancer these days.

Out of curiosity do many people recognize you? Can't imagine anyone browsing in 2011 wouldn't have come across one of your threads.

I know I sound salty but genuinely kinda an interesting thread. Like being taken back in time.

Why do kaffir keep fighting back when I try to behead them? Is it my appearance?

What's a good way to ask a qt3.14 out

>>727167060
I just get home from work see this and think "there were three threads last night, why are you here so much".. then I realize I have no room to talk...

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>>727167068
That s-sounds like you are extremely introverted and p-possibly have a hormone disorder.

Have you had your thyroid levels checked out?

>>727167108
I'm p-pretty sure they weren't a s-shit show, but given I've b-been doing this for six years now, yes, I often s-see older people come back <4

>>727167104
You c-can be cured, here.

>>727167069
>Never heard of it.
I literally post the same thread every day reminding people that he publically admitted to doing so.
https://youtu.be/gfOob-36OEo 8:41 watch for like 30 seconds or so.

>>727167084
I was more thinking 'just get over her' kinda thing. I want to be happy, but I want her even more, we still talk so often and have the same feelings of loneliness and emptiness. This whole situation is driving me insane. Just don't know what to do/think

>>727165891
How come everyone thinks I'm edgy but I pass all my psych tests?

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>>727167150
I c-could do threads all night if I c-chose to dear.

>>727167145
"Hey wanna catch a bite to eat? My treat."

>>727167060
Bipolar.... my cousin who took psychology did warn me about this... How do I get it treated? Or should I get a full-on evaluation first before going with the therapy?

I don't seek actual professional help for
>being a hebephile (dealing with it; haven't done anything to anyone)
>being a "virgin" torture-killer (I've yet to actually do it)
because I don't want to end up on any lists.
I've been in control all of my life, kept shit in check; but things are getting bad in my head, & I'll end up an heroing once it starts to feel like that control is wavering too much.

>>727165891
I don't think I enjoy orgasms as much as other people seem to. Is there a way to fix that?

>>727167199
As I'm sure you could... you took the time to make three last night to combat the spam. I was impressed and overwhelmed trying to offer any advice myself...

>>727167159
>I'm p-pretty sure they weren't a s-shit show, but given I've b-been doing this for six years now, yes, I often s-see older people come back <4

Honestly not seen one of your threads for at least 4/5 years but fair play. Cheers for the response I guess. I remember trying to derail your threads but it never worked.

Do you post on other boards?

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>>727167170
T-that fades with time d-dear. All you can do. You have to respect her wishes.

>>727167178
B-because you can be edgy AND perfectly n-normal.

>>727167216
You g-go to a doctor, you explain y-your symptoms, you g-get with a psychologist and psychiatrist, you g-get into therapy and you t-take medication.

>>727167220
W-why?

>>727167260
S-sure, male or female?

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>>727165891
I've had a rough childhood, abusing parents, got locked up in a food storage closet almost daily, felt like I was to blame for everything. It got progressively worse to the point i attempted suicide, obviously failed. I complete stopped caring about anything or anyone and look at life objectively now, I disconnected with my feelings in such a way that even now I dont know what I feel.
I just dont know how to express myself to anyone about anything I just go through life as a zombie just doing the things im supposed to do while being depressed as fuck but I hide it with this false image of myself thats just so empty.
Only when I'm alone I can look myself in the eyes and be disgusted by the fact that my whole existance is just a failure and I couldnt even kill myself.

tldr; despressed and no emotions how to fix pls

>>727165891
What earlier problems can commitment issues stem from?

im 22 m, 6'3" but feel like a little child when with other ppl

>>727165891
Is it normal to be scared of babies?
They're like the titans from Attack on Titan except little, it's creepy.

No, i havn't had anything checked. I refuse. I'm not the one with the problem, its everyone else who has a problem with me.

Hey Alice, wanna catch a bite to eat? My treat, my dear.

>>727167295
Man.

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>>727167283
*smiles* I h-have a whole schedule and everything now <4

>>727165891
i can only get hard when watching black men fucking white women. whats up with that?

OP is a faggot halfway through an intro psych course.

Source: I have a M.S. in Psychology and and a specialized crisis counselor for children

>>727167394
Wow, you're perfect. C-can I hug you anon?

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>>727167298
Have y-you been to a psychologist? Because, honestly, y-you need to talk to someone about all this.

My email is [email protected] if you want to discuss this off /b/, but I cannot encourage you more to go to a doctor.

>>727167336
No.

>>727167345
Also no.

>>727167367
No.

>>727167295
Because the part of me that DOESN'T want to do either of those things is still greater than the part of me that does. But it's diminishing because my life has completely deteriorated, and any of the things that could make it even a little better are entirely unobtainable.

>>727165891
There's something my friend noticed and I can tell confirm it's true, whenever I see someone with a limp, an accent or something one can immitate, I can hardly help to roleplay that trait for a while. So if I see someone who puts their foot weird, I'll start doing that.
Do I need to seek help?

>>727167394
Good to know your the same autist tripfag weaboo loser I remember from all that time ago.

Never change you raging fag

>>727166170
Because he is not an autist?

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>>727167431
Oh n-nice to meet you <4 Neuropsychopharmacologist here.

>>727167448
H-how am I perfect? *hugs tight*

>>727167369
Okay <4 L-load up on zinc supplements (with magnesium so you don't hurt yourself) and protein powder f-for two days, then try it out <4

Your ejaculation w-will be much thicker and cause more intense contractions, leading to greater pleasure!

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>>727167452
I'm close to tears really, thanks Alice..

>>727165950
Apparently she's studying psychochemestry, the effects of drugs on the brain and what not.

She's also taught herself coding [I think].

Don't know if what she told me is bullshit. But there you go anon.

How do I get out of a boring dull relationship where she is madly in love with me and i won't end it because i feel too bad?

>>727167199
Thank you for the advice

>>727167216
Not op but I practice. Most people think bipolar involves sudden changes. Usually that is closest borderline personality disorder. Your symptoms could also be depression with psychotic features. See if you can find a clinical psychologist who does diagnosis.

>>727165891
>>727167320

how can i have a problem if i'm perfectly content with living alone. another thing to note is I dont usually feel emotion.

>>727167552
Sorry to waste your time but out of curiocity what would be the answer for a woman?

>>727167295
:'c
None of it seems right, and shes still months later so unsure.. Is remaining friends a good or bad idea with my goals to eventually get back together. I can't let her go after 5 amazing years.. But thank you though, eased my mind a little.

>>727167636
>literally me
Plz help

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Good morning Alice! Good morning Anonymous! I hope your day is full of love.

>>727165891
how do i go back to being a normie

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>>727167471
N-no, you are fine. Just a l-little weird <4

>>727167482
B-be sure to watch my stream tonight~

>>727167489
P-please Anonymous, autists don't s-stutter.


>>727167564
It's m-my honor.

>>727167573
End it, even though you feel bad, or spice it up <4

>>727167599
He could c-certainly have BPD, but I'm l-leaning more towards schizo-affective due to the auditory hallucinations.

Obviously a full evaluation is necessary, I'm just guiding him towards interacting with his doctor. That's who will really diagnose and take care of him.

>>727167552
Not him.
Is it possible to overdose?

I like my coffee black but I like asian women. Will I ever find a common ground with the vagina inclined?

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>>727167641
Vibrator <4

>>727167636
S-same way as anyone else? Just b-because you are content doesn't make it not a p-problem.

>>727167668
S-she isn't going to get back with you d-dear, unless SHE wants it.

>>727167725
L-leave 4chan.

>>727167741
Y-yes; take less than 50mg a day of zinc, preferably c-closer to 20mg.

Otherwise, you will probably throw up and shit yourself.

>>727167599
>>727167295
thanks fams, will do.

>>727167636
LPC here: Problem is defined by impacting one's life enough to cause distress. Are you distressed by either of these facets of your life?

>>727167723
a Reimu too! WTH is with this morning?!

am i the only one here waiting for alice rule 34 pics

>>727167736
>B-be sure to watch my stream tonight~

Where could I find it? I'll check it out I guess. Can't guarantee I won't shitpost though.

>>727167871
She's too pure for that.
It's only you.

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Alright everyone, time for me to head to work.
If you need further help, contact me via the following methods:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Have a v-very nice day, Anonymous!

>>727167924
ty for nothing

>>727167924
this thread is gay

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>>727166920

>>727167636
>>727167845
Follow up to my post. If you don't find it distressing enough to change...I doesn't really matter if it's a "problem" as you might find it hard to change something w/o significant motivation..

>>727167924
Have a good one. I'll watch your stream tonight

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>>727167997
F-feel free to contact m-me via email or any other method if y-you need more help.

>>727167916
celtyplays on twitch

*vanishes*

>>727167924
You're doing God's work.

>>727167815
She still says she loves me :/ Its confusing. I'll just have to prove myself.

Just because someone else perceives it as a problem doesn't make it one either. The only opinion that should really matter is that of the person whos body is in question.

I don't want a cure, just some answers. I may only feel mild forms of content, amusement and irritation but atleasat i'm not unhappy.

>>727167919
>too pure for that
>saber (fate/stay night) got rule 34

your argument is invlaid

>>727168203
yes you are. being content isn't happy. so you are unhappy

>>727165891
I have usual thoughts of killing people, how should I tell my parents and where should i go?

>>727168062
good enough, fap time

>>727168264
The thread is over.

>>727168264
I've been dealing with this as background noise for 25 years bro. Don't tell ANYONE IRL unless you start to feel like you might lose control. Trust me.

>>727165891
modafinil?

>>727165891
Occasionally I hear someone being killed in the distance. Screams, crying, the whole deal. I live in the bad part of town (not psychosis, didn't happen before I moved here) and now I can't sleep that well. Meds don't work, tried talking it out, can't move out due to financial situation
Wut do?

>>727168548
Try fapping to it.

>>727168203
I'll continue on fora Alice for a little bit here I suppose. Do you often feel flat? How is your motivation / energy levels? You may have an insidious type of depression that is harder to detect.

>>727168264
I supervise a psychiatric admission department. You could feasibly talk to a therapist about w/o having to go inpatient, but if you are starting to make plans or going any further than that you may want to get more intense help than a therapist / psychiatrist can provide on a strictly outpatient basis. (despite what people think inpatient isn't too bad if you have a half decent hospital to go too. I work at the highest quality hospital in my major area and we do good work).

>>727168548
Look into guided imagery meditation and practice that, but don't stop your other treatments though...

>>727165891
Hey Alice, I my girlfriend of two years just broke up with me, any advice on how to cheer up?

These stupid threads either prove that /b/ is full of the dumbest fuckers alive or they're full of samefaggery.

This cunt isn't a psychologist you fucking idiots

>>727165891
Why does American textbook on psycology differ so much from the rest of the western world?

Why do American textbooks not go into depth of racial differences, the rest of the world recognises it but gives a plethora of reasons for the differences at least in theory, American textbooks seems to give short explanations for its existence and moves on. Why is this?

>>727168621
>You could feasibly talk to a therapist about w/o having to go inpatient, but if you are starting to make plans or going any further than that you may want to get more intense help than a therapist / psychiatrist can provide on a strictly outpatient basis.

What are the legal requirements of a therapist/psychiatrist/etc in regards to them contacting authorities about you?
Asking for a friend that totally isn't me

>>727168548
Not op cause they're gone.
Probably just someone beating their family, call the police.

I was raised by my mother my dad was a dead beat or so I thought at the time. She use to beat me after she came home from work anytime that I messed up in school, to be honest I was a little shit and well she worked two jobs since my dad wasn't around. When I got into my teenage years I became kinda rebellious and started arguing with her I suppose. Me and my mother didn't have a good relationship. We fought everyday like literally. I had brothers, we suffered under her for a long time. She'd starve us, humiliate us and erode our self worth. She'd beat up on us too. She did many horrible things. But I got free and moved to my other side of the family, mind you I had no idea who they were since my mother didn't let me see them. I found out later that my dad had castrated himself after my mother divorced him. She ruined his life too apparently. He then went crazy and moved to Thailand and there he's a Christian now I guess, I moved away from that horrible place, but my brothers are still there living a hell that I'm very familiar with. Im not sure how to help them. I'm not allowed to speak to them. I'm here enjoying my freedom yet they're still there. I wish I could've been nicer towards them I don't know. I was freed from thhat prison but now my new prison is shame.

>>727168624
Not alice, just LPC that posts here: push yourself to do things you enjoy, but understand that this is supposed to hurt. Don't fool yourself into trying not to feel bad at any point. Pain is evolutionary advantage "you are meant to feel bad at some points". just don't let the sadness keep you from doing stuff you enjoy. If it persists longer than a month or two at a serious level then seek professional help (or if you start feeling suicidal with more than minimal intent to harm yourself).

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>>727168700
That's not a very nice thing to say.

>>727168802
He's right though.

>>727168740
In my ethical/legal standards I have to tell the police if you have an active plan to hurt yourself or someone else. As long as you aren't actively planning to hurt yourself or someone else I don't have any ground to report it.

working admissions I do have get people committed sometimes and call the police for welfare checks. Trust me all, we don't like doing it.... it really sucks..

>>727168798
You're not an LPC. An LPC would never give such stupid fucking advice.

>>727168700
>not a psychologist
>displays great knowledge of mental health and dispenses information that can be easily verified as true

hurr

>>727168700
telling a guy that feels like shit and has clearly a disorder, to visit a doctor, is much more sensible than you perceive it to be.

Even if OP is not a real psychologist, matching up some symptoms from a textbook and the associated disorder is semi-reasonable. I mean, OP is just giving an insight, not a diagnosis. Get the difference.

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I pas a motorcycle guy flying two huge flags (pic pretty close). I flip him off. He chases me down and we scream at each other (road rage). He could have shot me. I was wrong. Why did I flip him off?

>>727169100
>Why did I flip him off?
Fuckin' look at the guy.

>>727169100
>Why did I flip him off?
For the same reason one would if he was flying two ISIS flags.

>>727169005
She's said repeatedly she's not a psychologist when people actually familiar with the field challenge her.

And her advice is generally terrible. She's said stuff so bad it could fuck people up.

Also, psychologists aren't usually in the business of giving advice. They work with you through certain therapies. Through techniques like motivational interviewing they encourage the patient to develop the motivations to change their behavior. They don't just say "go do this" like a doctor writing a prescription.

>>727168958
Yep, just because you don't agree with advice doesn't mean it's inherently bad. LPC, LCDC and NCC with a masters in clinical mental health counseling, but believe what you will.

>>727168621
my personality has been described as flat before. I don't have motivation to much of anything other than sit around and think about stuff. But I've been diagnosed with chronic depression and I really don't feel any type of depressed. I'm not even sure if i know what its like to be depressed.

>>727169005
Lol shes not a psychologist, she wouldnt have ignored the question asking for her credentials first of all

>>727169229
Could you post some proof?

>>727169025
Any tard can look up criteria in the DSM. If it were that simple, you wouldn't have to go through seven years of school and a few thousand hours of applied practice to become an LPC.

>>727168700
Duh

>>727169327
>Is on an anonymous image board
>asks people to post their documents

>>727169338
Of what?

>>727169325
I saw that a lot when I worked in corrections. Do you feel irritated sometimes w/o direct cause? I do agree it sounds like depression. Are you in any kind of treatment currently?

>>727169382
guess

>>727169376
I didnt ask her to post her docs, im asking her to list her credentials...

>>727169292
I will believe what I will because I'm right. If you actually we're that advanced in your career, you'd know that telling a patient to just push themselves does nothing but set that patient up for failure. You don't ever tell a patient to "just do it" you give them the tools to realize they can do it and motivate themselves to do it.

Quit faking on /b/. It's pathetic.

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>>727169229
When she prescribes actions to take they are common sense things everyone should know, but doesn't. And she always advises going to a professional above all. Yep, sure is fucking people up.

>>727169327
Oh yeah sure, just post a document that has your real name on /b/ when there are a bunch of edgy retards out there trying to find ways to ruin you. Sounds lit.

>>727169409
I give up

>>727169611
No it's not common sense. If it were, anyone could be a counselor. Counselors don't just sit there and give advice.

>>727169100
I think he triggered some Trump, redneck, entitled, faggotry.

>>727169642
You lose.

>>727169405
something always triggers me to be irritated. Its usually the actions of others but it can also come from my own thoughts about things that are irritating. But it never happens without reason. And if i get irritated my first response is to leave.

Wow. People on /b/ are stupid. I mean, really really fucking stupid.
>Durr doesn't matter if she's legit or not she gives good advice.

Kill yourselves, motherfuckers. How's that for advice?

>>727165891
give me more diazepam

>>727169705
>anyone could be a counselor
They can, if they want to.

>counselors don't just sit there and give advice
lol

>>727169782
At least they're nice.

>>727169603
I'll leave it at this.

The anon I was referring that statement to isn't suffering a mental illness. He is grieving, which is normal and not in need of therapeutic intervention. Most clinicians believe that interrupting the normal grieving process can be counter-intuitive, and most people when grieving do not need a therapeutic touch to move forward. Therefore I gave what I could according to situation not based on a one-size-fits-all model of depression.

>>727169782
edgy cringe thread now?

>>727169774
You'd benefit from a counselor who uses Cognitive Behavior Therapy. It basically retrains your brain to react differently to those triggers.

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>>727165891
So I got this grill coming over Friday.

What are some tell-tale signs that she is flirting?

Or are you the stupid kind of "doctor" who gives "advise" like that hack Dr. Shill?

>>727165891
How do I make my gf try anal I've tried asking but she's 100% against it, tried slipping in a finger didn't get sex for a week is there anything psychological shit I can do to make her want to try it

>>727170043
You don't.
Don't "try to slip in" 'cause that's rape.

>>727169863
But you didn't say that. You said he should push himself. When people are given that advice, they will inevitably fail at some point, which can create a cycle in which the patient sets himself up for failure.

You're right that grieving doesn't necessarily require intervention, but it also wouldn't hurt to speak with a counselor who could determine that. Just because you go see a counselor doesn't mean you're getting some intense therapy. Though you're discounting the therapeutic benefit of using the counselor as someone to vent to. That would certainly not interrupt the process.

>>727169774
Well that's better than what I was expecting. It still seems to be you have baseline depression. dysthymia is a more technical term for it. Again: are you on any kind of treatment regimen? Medication could be effective in letting you feel more positive emotions in your life, but they all carry the risk of side effects and it might be trial and error. A therapist would be helpful as well, but it can be a prolonged process to make any meaningful results (though the results can be very meaningful).

>>727169907
I don't know about responding differently. If I try to, lets say, not isolate myself from the problem then it usually ends up with me going from irritated to angry and I may yell. And when i yell i usualy say some hurtful truths that hurt relationships.

Psychologists in 2017 - allow people to not accept and from reality by taking this pill that will make you feel 'better' [really a placebo] with long-term negative health affects so I make more money.

I have cluster headache, I'm looking for the easiest and less painful way to kill myself

>>727170043
No. The exception would be if being more sexually explorative was something she wanted. In that case, a counselor could help her overcome the anxiety that's blocking her. But a counselor is not going to help you rape your gf.

>>727170022
Not op but if she makes physical contact get closer to you stares at you smiles fidgets with hair and laughs a lot at your jokes even shitty ones are usually give always try to look for more then one before acting on it if she's shy she'll not do much so try to base advancing on her reaction like tough her leg she moves she doesn't want it or doesn't move and doesn't point it out take that as a que to advance but take it slow

>>727170219
that be psychiatrists homie, also how you gone have negative health effects from a placebo

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>>727170310
>talking to her a few days ago
>accidentally touch her leg
>she doesn't react
>she doesn't mention it

So, am I in? Or does it have to be an intentional leg touch? Like a grope or a caress?

>>727170219
Actually psychologists would generally try to help patients avoid needing to be dependent on medications. Though there are certainly cases that require medication.

>>727170208
i've never been medicated before. But I will say I've smoked weed and I've never felt more alive. It was the first time in my life i experianced happyness on a level that made me cry.

also a friend of mine who studies abnormal psych tells me I act a lot like a person with SPD.

>>727170216
That's exactly what CBT would help you work through. Seriously, look for a counselor who specializes in it (plenty do). You're pretty much the perfect candidate for it and it could change your life.

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>>727170172
Took a while, but finally some solid posts in here.

>>727165891
Which methodology do you specialize in? I prefer CBT or DBT depending on the client. The only people I have seen benefit from simply talking is the lower SES individuals I see.

>>727170172
I'm glad we agree on that! It's true, I try not to set people up with the old "well go see a therapist" thing for every response because I could say that for anyone sufferring from anything really... That being said, yes it doesn't hurt to go talk to a therapist (unless you get a really bad one). You don't have to be suffering from anything serious to get something out of it.

I don't mind discourse from people who actually know what they are talking about. So good on you for trying to be helpful yourself.

>>727170510
Not surprising. I don't particularly find TCH/CBD to be that bad a drug, but legality may vary state to state and really there needs to be more research into long-term effects of it that actually have high reliability / validity for me to get behind it all the way. Talk to an actual psychiatrist (not some PCP) about it if you would like to try and get more out of life, and echoing above what I said to the other anon. Try a therapist. CBT/REBT/DBT: all wonderful models that will help you correct your thinking patterns which will help emotional stability.

>>727170414
It has to be something that she is aware of that you're doing intentionally but my biggest advice is not to be a Pussy if she wants it you can tell once your comfortable and not treating her like she doesn't get nervous too, she's only human anon

>>727170685
She's not posting anymore, but she's admitted in multiple threads that she's not legit. Anytime anyone asks a question like yours, she folds.

This thread was here a few weeks ago and one of her answers was lifted word for word from the first result you get when typing the question she was asked into Google. Fucking hilarious.

>>727170685
OP is an attention whore, not a psychologist.

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>>727170960
Hmm hmm hmm. I think I'll believe you. Maybe I'll be a bit more forward this weekend.

>>727170971
>making shit up online
go to thebarchive and find the post for us or else you're just a lying faggot

>>727170971
May I direct your attention to the subtext of the /b/ - Random board.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>727171125
Yeah but don't come off like you're a creep take it slow but if she's into you she'll start making advances unless she's super shy I hope you the best anon

>>727171233
It's a paradox anon, that statement in itself is on /b/.

>>727171127
Are you actually suggesting she's legit?

>>727171288
I bet you also fall for the "paradox"

The next line is true
The previous line is false

>>727165891
Am I an unambitious sociopath, or am I just being edgy to myself?

For the past several months It feels like I've been acting the way that I am for the sole purpose of that's the way I 'should' feel therefore I must act like this. but I don't really feel that way at all.

Again, me just being edgy and it being a mood thing I can get over? or sociopath?

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>>727170985
I got that seconds after scrolling a bit. If OP is still here:
>>>/adv/ seems more appropriate, just don't introduce yourself as something you're not. If you're just someone who cares, do the right thing and don't be misleading. This is one step of rapport building in the field. Don't lie. Be honest. You cannot gain trust and respect through deception.

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>>727171288
dubs used useful cant be ignored.
kudos!

>>727170905
>Correct your thinking patterns
>emotional stability
I don't want to be cured. I like it. I just want answers.

>>727171343
I happen to know for a fact that she is, I have seen the credentials myself

>>727171394
See? It works

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>>727171442
Hahaha. Oh, do tell us about these mystical credentials.

>>727171440
Ahh, well then I do wish you luck. Like I said way earlier, in the end it's your life. You determine if something is a "problem" and if it's something worth fixing, but I do encourage you to try therapy/medication to see if it improves your life, but like I said go see an actual psychiatrist if you want to try meds as they do have side effects and should be monitored closely if you've never been on any. Anyway, I'm out best of luck to you!

>>727165891
I like to dress up like a girl and play tea party. Unfortunately my face looks like an old gym sneaker. Wat do?

>>727171440
One of the sayings in AA, "take what you can, leave the rest," the concept being, take away from a meeting/group/one-to-one whatever you're seeking. If you don't want to be "cured" simply talk to the people who specialize in the field and take away the answers you're looking for.

psychologist still here?

>>727171646
They are very credential

>>727171727
NO
THE THREAD IS DEAD
THEY SAID SO
LURK MORE

Alice are you a man?

>>727171424
In short: if you are contemplating if you're a sociopath, you're likely not a sociopath.

>>727171727
There never was a psychologist. OP is a lying cunt full of donkey semen.

There do seem to be a couple posters who know their shit though, so go for it.

>>727171898
good enough for me

light drug user,
recently after doing speed a few times i've noticed i recognize familiar faces at clubs but i dont know them at all. I've looked up paredolia but that doesn't seem to describe it

>>727165891
this whole anime posting bullshit and stuttering... You know its weird and yet you do it which tells me that...

you are conforming with Japanese art cause you like it for very strange reason such as its a self identity issue unless your foreign which means that is apart of your environment. If its apart of your identity then why it is may be a coping mechanism. You feel as if you need to be different because you hate social norms cause they were never suited to you so you went off to be special snowflake posting anime and writing retardedly and justify in your own mind that behaviour makes you different and thats good!

You're pysh... know that this behaviour is a way of your mind being deceptive to the realities :)

>>727172339
that or they do it for the lulz

>>727172339
These threads are just an attempt to see how many people here are so desperate that they'll ask for advice from an obvious internet troll.

Kinda sad actually

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>hours later and OP still isn't banned for violating global rule 13

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>>727172603
In that case this is pretty fucking funny and i congrat Op on such a performance

Fuck i hate these desperate cunts

>>727165891
What is the most important thing to keep in mind about the psychology of an Alice?

>>727173244
Does that mean you hate yourself?

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>>727173414
yeah why not
Hating yourself is gettin ahead of the crowd cause we all end up doin it