Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727153336
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
claimed taiga
Oldfagxd Taiga poster should kill himself
>>727160660 (Taiga2)
Why would I want to steal a lower resolution, cropped image, that is full of jpeg artifacts?
>>727160746 (Rengar)
Sorry Rengar, my final victory with that game was to stop playing it.
>>727160869 (Miyano)
It's all coming back to me, I know who your waifu is!
She's a cute!
>>727160829
JK IDIOT I can't duo because i'm challenger HAHAHA!
It's a special kind of retarded here this morning
>>727161008
>Rengar
>Challenger
>Freelo champ
>>727161002
idk ask yourself that, u have admired to stealing my files in the past.
>>727161008
:thinking:
Still here
>>727161008
You asked this like twice in an hour and you cant even duo?
>>727161115
It really is.
>>727161315
LUL i just wanted to show off my dick in front of you low elo fucks, i'm just going around in every little community
>>727160902
Aisha Clan-Clan..
My forever girl
>>727161389
I'm level 5, 1v1 me scrub
>>727161389
But nobody actually cares about that game anymore.
Claiming best girl
>>727161559
the most played game in the entire world,. Just because you are not good doesn't mean nobody cares bud.
Off for a few hours, don't be too mean to Taiga2 while I'm gone.
>>727161265
Sure, I steal good pictures. If you don't mind, go find me some more.
>>727161753
goodbye adversary.
>>727161714
In season 4. Player count has dropped and everyone knows it.
>>727161455
she was my first waifu
God that bitch is so hot
i'm off to sleep. 'night waifu
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>727162826
Sono! You got plenty of sleep. Are you feeling better.
>>727163028
>cums from your ass up to your hair
>>727163028
booty!
And yes I overslept D:
I feel completely fine now...
>>727163152
Gay.
>>727163203
I know. I kind of know your schedule. Not a 100 percent. Are you sure?
Claim
I went to the dentist and got 2 fillings today
>>727163599
Claim
Got one filling yday, 2 more in a month :o
>>727163599
One in your teeth and one in your ass?
>>727163656
:o
>>727163745
No
Cirnu Claimu
>>727163028
that pic always makes my dick diamonds
>>727163897
show pussy
>>727163897
Hai Cirno
>>727163941
That's lewd, b-baka~!
>>727163897
Welcome back.
>>727164059
hey again
>>727164086
yo
>>727164101
How's you?
>>727164146
How goes it?
>>727164169
>>727164266
P güd. and urselves?
>>727164375
Just playing some games.
>>727164077
cmon, baby. Just a little bit
>>727164431
ah, neat.
I just took a box of Matzos from the big thing they gave us for free at the store.
Probably gonna have to do more homework, but I'm a bit tired. Wanna nap first. Group projects are shit, mai d00d.
>>727164497
B-baka, hentai da!
>>727164653
I wont tell anyone, I promise
Now spread those legs, darling
>>727164653
Matzos? that they are.
>>727164724
If I did agree to this... what is the baka going to give me in return? Does a baka like you even have anything I might want?
>>727164872
Yeah, they were giving out free Matzos for Passover, so we got a big thing of like 6 boxes, lol
>>727164375
I'm alright. Trying to figure out what I still need for https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Vial_of_Salt
>>727164961
I dont know what those are.
>>727164961
Name something, baby. What do you want?
>>727164972
Oh, I don't play that game, I wouldn't know.
>>727164990
They're Jewish unleavened bread stuff.
Rather than little slices, they come in big, flat wafers.
>>727165003
Ok, baka, let's cut the crap.
You wanna see some of *this*, you gimme something worth a trade.
I'd be pretty shocked if you have Cirno hentai I don't have, so I'll make it easy for you (well, sort-of).
You get some ice-cold lewdies, if you can get me any of the following:
-softcore vore
-unbirthing
-Sekibanki taking off her head and eating herself out
-Youmu fucking her ghost half
Baka's got some work cut out for him, but I'm willing to trade.
>>727165263
Is it good?
>>727165263
I mainly want it because of the name and description. Vial of Salt "It took a lot of tears to create this much salt."
>>727165263
HAHA nah. I'm going to bed.
>>727165292
Yeah, and it's reasonably low-cal.
Tastes like a cracker, but big. And only 100 calories.
Can even use it like bread. Butter it, put jelly on it. Doesn't stick quite the same way, but it's p good nonetheless.
>>727165371
Ah, like modern Feminism?
>>727165446
Ohhh, alright. I guess I can give you one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSHOiABiF8
>>727165541
Thats good for you then.
>>727165941
Raphi is pretty fucking hilarious, but TBH, I feel I more relate to Gab
>>727166022
Gabu is a good girl but relating to her isn't all that nice, her most relevant traits are being a lazy nerd with poor money-management.
The fact that she would be a role model if only her addiction didn't distract her is pretty cute I guess.
But in the end I have a waifu because she completes me and not because I relate to her.
Good morning everyone! Make way for the birthday girl. Koume Shirasaka. Let's all have a great day
>>727166411
Happy B day to that cute.
mine
ceiling 5229
>>727166298
>her most relevant traits are being a lazy nerd with poor money-management.
I'm not lazy, and I'm able to manage what money I have (not much, rn) pretty well, but I am an incredible nerd, and I can (and do) easily not see people IRL for weeks or months at a time, not do I have almost any inclination to go outside.
When I have my room loaded with a bunch of Unix Servers, the way I want, and make money with Websites and Software and Game Development, I could very easily feel no pain staying in a room cramped with nothing but machines for weeks on end (with the exception of bathroom, showers, and to get food)
Hell, one of my goals is also to get a chair that is sleepable so I don't even have to use a bed anymore, b/c being away from my computer is suck.
But, I totally understand Gab. People suck. The outside sucks. Life would best be lived from the indoors.
Captcha: Faget Calle
>>727166438
So....This is the awesome party I was talking about.... Maybe I'll get drunk later tonight and post lewds
>>727166298
oh, btw, u wanna join my Disc Server?
I own the biggest /waifu/ Server on /b/.
Just message me: gsfordham#8222
>>727166745
Its a bit early. I wish I had some but I will watch out for that.
Claimed
>>727161008
>inb4 boosted
>>727166298
What anime is she from?
カラミチーマス
>>727166753
You're really proud of that server aren't you?
Unlike Flan :^)
>>727166903
Yes I just got to work. No time to be posting lewds
>>727166930
>inb4 ebay account
>>727166753
It would be nice to be able to message most people in private whenever from there, but I don't want a chatroom I'll never speak in.
>>727166697
Yee, people are indeed quite bothersome.
>>727166969
Gabriel DropOut, last episode just got released yesterday.
>>727167117
post one to keep us busy until you're back
>>727167117
Yeah understandable.
>>727167126
Do people actually pay that much for accounts?
Just mute the channels and use the server to get other peoples Discords and stuff
>>727166987
Hey, dude, are you ready to come back to the Server?
You never got back to me.
I found out I'm not even responsible for that thing, anyway.
Message me back?
>>727167049
It's like, currently one of my greatest achievements.
>>727167126
Well, you can easily chat with any of the people individually using DMs.
But, it's like it's there for when something does interest you.
We have almost 80 waifu-claimers there you can meet.
Oooo, I have to catch up. I'm only on Ep 7, I think was the last one I watched
>>727163262
bacck!
S-stalker!
And yes I'm sure, I'm happy again~
>>727166411
Happy birthday Koume!!!
>>727167158
Lol
>Implying I work at work.
No no no. I'm here all day plenty of koume will be posted
>>727167317
Missed you. Yeah a little. Good to hear. What will you do with your day.
>>727167316
Better achievment: Flan leaving
>>727167397
Well no one needs to be killed today so I'm off~
>>727167588
Ah cool. What activities will you do?
>>727167224
My autism still wants me to refuse. And yes, people with money do that, I've seen people pay 100€ for high rated WoW accounts on fucking private servers that don't matter and have the risk of dying sooner than you hope for.
Nice quads.
>>727167777
Wow, nice quads.
But, do you know when you might be ready to come back, then? It's been over a month, like you said. =-/
>>727167777
>quads no
Rem has spoken.
>>727167687
Sit at home and enjoy the silence~
What about you?
>>727167955
Do you keep that sort of face on when you sit at home, alone?
>>727167224
I boosted and sold some gold accounts for 30+ eur
>>727167317
Thank.you. I appreciate it.
>>727168031
Absolutely! I'm always happy
>>727168090
How old is Koume today??
>>727167955
Sleep soon. I havent done it yet. Thats a bit boring do you not want to do anything else?
>>727168123
Maybe that's the iron enrichment in your blood from treatment
Hmm, this isn't mayo....
Claiming nanami-san
Another boring day.
>>727167863
No.
>>727167869
>>727167859
I have.
>>727167117
Merry annual life day
>>727167777
i cant wait for rem to get erased and all the rem fags on suicide watch.
nice quads.
>>727168224
What is it then?
>>727168234
Why?
>>727168385
Who's Rem?
41 in spanish
>>727168363
oh.
Can I ask why you seem to have changed your mind?
I've been waiting for you to come back this whole time. :-(
>>727168185
You should sleep at a normal time, baka~ You'll feel better.
>>727168210
Oh I've been feeling a lot better! I no longer fall to my knees when I stand up...
>>727168224
Why her?
>>727168386
Same routine every day. Get up, get a coffee, take my pill, distract myself until 5am and sleep again.
I could use a change.
Claiming for the morning, have a test in a few hours.
Wish me luck lads!
>Misaki Claimed
Well my head hurts and I can barely see straight
How fun...
>>727168451
Cuarenta y uno? Huh?
>>727168800
Yes. My fault for slacking off though
>>727168939
Wut.
>>727168523
It wont help how I feel
>>727168561
Like what?
>>727168986
I have a 41 for slacking off you nog
>>727169001
>9001
ayyy
Does music help?
>>727169089
I was trying to read into it too much. Whoosh.
>>727169131
Music is ok but I cant sleep with headphones on.
>>727169001
I'm sure having a job would help.
If I had more money I'd go out more often.
>>727169219
Just a neet right now?
>>727169177
T-the thoughts are that bad..?
Does edging help?
>>727169173
I see
>>727169255
For now, yeah. It's demotivating.
So do you guys call yourselves Otaku or nah?
>>727169287
I can't sleep unless I feel tired. I don't edge. I just lay about and think. >>727169418
Yeah I feel you.
>>727167852
Sorry for late reply, my league queue popped
>>727169418
Don't expect a job to help, unless you have friends.
>>727169504
Eh, I guess sitting around hopelessly is cool too.
>>727169530
That's what the pills are for!
>>727169445
I will when I buy a Sonokawa figurine!
>>727169504
You should edge for at least 3hrs, it'll release feel-good hormones in your brain and help you sleep.
>>727169607
For the friends bit or what?
>>727169607
Could be worse. >>727169697
I don't think I could do that. I prefer to just get it over with.
>>727169717
For the depression.
Though, I have a couple of friends I can talk to that live nearby. I don't really want many.
>>727169804
Oh right. I need both of those.
>>727168482
That's a first. And it's kind of a bad time to ask.
>>727169888
They're the second kind I've been on, hopefully these help better.
I don't really talk to the friends I have too much, I play games with one and the other just checks that I haven't killed myself occasionally.
>>727169800
Do you do it often or seldom?
>>727170132
Every other day or so.
>>727170211
A healthy 19-year-old does it twice a day... You have to do it more.
>>727170027
Any shitty side effects?
>>727170341
I feel I do it enough. Too much and I get a bit sick at myself.
>>727170341
Not entirely true. I do it about twice a week.
>>727170360
Not really, the first couple weeks cause some drowsiness but they seem fine for the most part. Sertraline has less side effects than Citalopram.
>>727170420
>420
ayy
Then you should edge one day and finish the next for explosive loads. It'll flood feel-good hormones into your brain.
>>727170485
L-lewd!
>>727170485
Haven't seen you around in a time. How have you been?
>>727170529
That doesn't sound like something I would do but thanks for the suggestion sono.
>>727170485
I'm drowsy and out of it half the time anyway. It's good that they don't screw with you.
>>727170529
You're lewd!
>>727170581
Likewise, I only recently stated being more active. I've been closing myself off for a while.
I've been alright though, I'm getting there. Yourself?
>>727160902
Good morning everyone!
I woke up after a short 4 hours, lol thats surprising.
>>727170669
Why is long hair so much better on female characters than shot hair?
>>727170733
Depends on the girl tbh
>>727170672
Fine, no work anymore though which is a bummer but its all good chap. I came back like a couple of weeks ago after like 6 months.
>>727170733
I'm a fan of super long hair. Down to the ankles.
>>727170694
Welcome back. >>727170733
Short hair can be cute.
>>727170733
It always depends
>>727170657
I'll do it for you
>>727170669
>glasses!!!
>>727170672
Am not! I wait for nocturnal emissions!
>>727170667
They don't mess with you much, I would recommend trying everything you can but failing that there's no reason to dismiss them. Think of them like painkillers.
>>727170733
This.
>
>>727170819
Me too, need a new job.
What brings you back?
>>727170817
+1 to this
>>727170850
:3 how long have you been up?
>>727170891
Do what for me sono? >>727170920
I don't know. A while now though
>>727170893
Painkillers for sad? Sign me up.
>>727170817
I guess. I think I'll always be attracted to longer hair. Post Lotte with long hair.
>>727170848
That's a lot of work tho, I'd respect their commitment to their hair more than the actual hair.
>>727170850
Only in the RAREST of occasions.
Monogatari is a bad example, all the girls looked worse with short hair.
Katanagatari is an okay example, as Togame didn't look any better or worse after her cut.
>>727170887
Meh, Long > Short.
>>727170893
(You)
>>727170995
N-nothing
So what helps ?
>>727170893
My friend group splitting up. And getting banned from the Discord
>>727170891
>>727171079
I like short hair.
>>727171079
It's extremely rare irl without extensions, but I'm not active in the 3d anyway.
>>727170891
You so are, I can tell!
>>727170920
Cute waifu!
>>727171062
Get making an appointment!
>>727171079
(You)
>>727171103
Ah, sorry to hear!
How'd you get banned? I don't join any groups.
>>727171079
I like longer hair too but some of the hairdos where it's up I like. >>727171093
You can tell me. Just waiting till I'm tired enough to sleep.
>>727171178
Nooooo not hipster glasses D:
>>727171228
H-how? I've never done a lewd act in my life!
>>727171240
Nooo
>picks you up and holds
I can't tell you here
>>727171178
I won't lie. Short CAN be cute, but it takes more work where long is naturally beautiful.
>>727171192
>extensions
I bet you like girls who cover their face in mud, too.
>>727171228
(You)
>>727171240
>where it's up
Yeah, I see where you are coming from. Maybe I'm more a fan of BIG hair and long hair is just more common.
>>727171062
What is this about painkillers for SAD?
Becuase that sounds a1
>>727170995
Do you usually stay up really late :P
>>727171103
>Friend group splitting up
Funny, that's why I started posting here a couple days ago
>>727171228
I'm only smirking because I saw something funny, it's not like I appreciated your comment or anything!
>>727171079
I don't have a Lotte with long hair. How about a short hair Papika?
I like both long and short but I do prefer short. I think ~shoulder length is perfect though, especially red hair.
>>727171228
>hey family that I love
>im now on drugs even though im not outwardly sad
>you dont make me happy enough
Maybe when I move out.
>>727171298
Why not? It's not like you can tell me elsewhere. >>727171299
Ah ok. Yeah lots of cute styles. >>727171301
Yes. It's normal.
>>727171399
I'm kinda surprised there are no long haired Lotte images.
Must be because of the "She's a boy" meme.
>>727171178
Agreed
>>727171228
I'm not going to tell that on here sorry
>>727171301
Got some new ones but I just kill time here Tbh.
>>727171299
im saying super long hair only works in fantasy.
>>727171298
>severe doubt
You're even trying to lewd Tomoko right now!
>>727171299
(You suck)
>>727171301
Awh, that's adorable! Keep smiling cutie.
>>727171410
That's not a great way of seeing it. They may blame themselves but you can't take that responsibility, do what you think will help you.
>>727171470
You posted pizza or something didn't you?
>>727171245
>
>>727171299
Rem naturally has short hair.
>>727171470
Ay.
>>727168482
Can I join it? Got kicked out of the other server without notice
Best waifu, and anybody who doesn't think so has shit taste and deserves to live in the beta world line.
>>727171687
10/10 claim there
>>727171687
Wow, that really is best waifu.
>>727171687
Cuuuuute!
>>727171687
You forget a pic and she is already claimed but you are right.
>>727171687
6416465165 / 10
>>727171433
Because it's lewd!
Anyway have you thought about going to a doctor?
>>727171555
Confirming trips!
Tomoko is too pure to lewd!
>>727171570
Hipsters have ruined the Rem.
>>727171687
SpeedWagon is best waifu.
>>727171787
Oh my sono. No money. Couldn't even if I wanted to.
>>727171555
In lol game sorry
>SERAS
>>727170694
Good afternoon
>>727171841
This is why Ram is better.
>>727171862
D-do you want to? You make me worried.
>>727171787
>too pure
Unlike you then!
>>727171901
Knew it.
Does anyone care about gets like
>>727272727
>>727171959
No. Sorry. I'll be fine don't worry.
>>727171468
It would be interesting to see a long haired Lotte.
The "Lotte is a boy" meme is probably the dumbest one since "Flip Floppers"
>>727171969
That's why I don't deserve her....
>>727172035
And here I thought California was full of happy people and surf boards
>>727172244
There are beaches for that stuff.
>>727172244
Don't be down on yourself silly! You seem really nice, we haven't had the chance to talk yet.
>Stocking
>>727172361
I wonder if you would like Rea to hire you for a while.
>>727172378
I'm very shy and I can't initiate conversations!
>by Sonokawa Momoka
>>727172455
Depends on the work.
>>727172484
Don't worry about it, it pays well and that's all that matters.
kjhk