What's a secret you can never share with the people

Shit, u know mine...

I put my dick in a dog once.

>>727143814
What was that like?

>>727143850
didn't really work. also dog didn't like it.

>>727143814
OK THEN

good thread is good

i post on 4chan

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That I steal panties from close female relative and female friends.

>>7271440762
2bismuth4me

>>727143597

That I don't love them. I can't love. I play the game and tell them I do, but I don't.

I do however love pussy. That's what got me into this "I love you, too" a hundred fucking times a fucking day family mess.

Fucking pussy. I love you.

>>727144161
I've checked but never kept. wat do you do with them?

>>727143597
Had an autistic girl hold my dick while I pissed.

>>727143814
Hey me 2

I can't trust anyone. Everyone is a fucking snake, and everyone will always hurt you in the past, the end, or in the now.

Fuck my "friends" and "family".

>>727144187
shit, I've never meant "I love you" the way anyone else has.

I had sex with a 10 year old when i was 12

>>727144366
well that's grim!

>>727144389
Who was it?

>>727144581
My dads friends roomates daughter. Her sister was eight and she watched

>>727143597
I know im better then all of you and im ok with that.

I tried to fuck my sister, I've also beat off to some heinous porn

>>727144794
Jeeeesus

>>727144525
Everyone I know has hurt me in someway. Disrespected me, lost my trust. Every single person, in some way or another.

Call it gossip, disrespect, starting shit, you name it, and I don't give a fuck; you doing that shit to me makes me lose any trust I had.

If you say shit behind others, I know damn well you have said shit behind my back.

Fuck you for doing that.

I voted for Hillary

>>727144161
Fun isnt it :-)

>>727144929
How heinous? Op pic related? On one occasion I jerked off to some sick shit myself - never again. Too much guilt and shame, not worth the novelty.

>>727145046
Man thats some bad shit. How many times

>>727145046
Seriously though, I think my husband would hit me if he knew.

I killed 2 guys that tried to rob me then left the scene and disappeared.

I jerk off to them

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I'm a crusader, but my entire family is Muslim.

DEUS VULT

>>727145166
I've gone that route

>>727145166
Yeah, the shame I've felt since has been a real burden

>>727144366
This. There is not a single person that I have known well that I respect or like. Our species is scum.

>>727145166
What type of stuff?

>>727145339
shit makes you paranoid!

My family is christian. I consider myself pagan.

>>727145461
Agree. This is why I hope for aliens

>>727145461
Indeed. For now, I blend in for the sake of hoping to get some benefit out of being with people I can't stand. Soon.

>>727145527
Couldn't agree more.

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>>727145512
>consider

>>727145606
Hopefully they'll be hot if they DO visit, right?

>>727143814
Dog's are better humans than most people are, can't blame you.

>>727143597
I raped my stepdaughter when she was 14 and that somehow turned into a relationship that has lasted to present. My wife doesn't know and it's been 10 years.

>>727145474
Paranoid, disturbed, disgusted

It caused me a lot of feelings I wish I didn't have but luckily it's not something I was into

>>727145339
Assuming you aren't a pedo and were just searching for taboo, just leave it in the past my friend. Try and right the wrong as best as you can, donate to charities that fight trafficking or something

>>727145697
We'll know when they arrive if they haven't already.

>>727145805
pics or it didn't happen

>>727145919
assuming you aren't judgmental, oh wait

> could be older sister

>>727145933
Yeah sure, let me drop pics so I can get outted by the fucking batman or batmen on this board. No thanks.

>>727145919
Definitely not a pedo, just one stupid night.

>>727146034
overestimating /b/

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>>727143597
joke's on you, the girl I love the most likes Pizza too!
[Spoiler] she just doesn't love me. [/Spoiler]

>>727145249
To what?

>>727144242
Sniff them, fap with them, cum on them, etc. The combination of sniffing/faping is so erotic though. Smelling that scent that is so private and they would be embarrassed about turns me on like no other.

>>727145238
Did it make you feel good at the time? Do you feel any remorse now?

>>727146153
You just want to fap to a child getting fucked, that isn't his problem.

I steal nude pics from my mother in law sister in law. Wife would kill me. But hey their on my wifi network.

>>727146034
this. also, if you were stupid enough to take pictures or video, you should get rid of that shit. if you piss her off enough one day, she'll turn you in. no statutes on kiddie rape.

>>727146229
You gotta lick them too, you know where. . .

>>727146261
so?

>>727146389
So you made your 'fap needs' his problem. You didn't present the situation as it was. You presented your needs as his situation to produce proof.

You clearly are a self centered fuckwad. His best interests do not fall to your temporary needs to fill a sock with cum.

I let my dick slip out of my shorts in from of my wifes grandma. She just kept watching and she really likes me.

>>727146258
No
No

>>727146262
post it

>>727146347
Oh right, how could I forget. I lick that shit all the time. My personal favorite is sisters. She works out a lot and there was ALWAYS a a nice warm treat to lick once she got home to take a shower.

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i fap to preschoolers on youtube

>>727146647
I have before in previous threads

>>727146562
kek

>>727146842
I think you might have been a dog in a previous life...

>>727145027
You are an oversensitive fucking pussy. Come to terms with this and your relationships might go smoother.

>>727147108
possibly. who knows, i just enjoy that scent.

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>>727143597
My power level but I drop redpills whenever possible.

>>727147379
So why would I want to be in relationships with people who would say anything behind my back but not to my face? Why would I surround myself with people who do that?

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>>727145176
Kek

>>727146203
tell us about her, anon.

>>727146547
>white knighting a pedo rapist
>just4chanthings.png

>>727144161

This is the best. My girlfriend's sister's panties get me off the most. I always end up house-sitting and I basically end up going through their dirty laundry and find all their stained panties, and if i'm lucky, some fresh grool.

>>727147913
Fuck man I know right? Nothing better than getting it warm and fresh. I just get turned on that they are oblivious to me knowing how it smells and looks down there. How often do you get to rummage through your gf's sisters dirty panties?

>>727147615
That's everybody. Everybody's everybody does that.

>>727145166
Explain yourself.

>>727147615
grow the fuck up man

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i wanna lick whitneylicious ):

>>727148253
Pretty telling about the person you are and company you keep if you actually believe this Anon

I like sharing pizza with a woman or girl. Especially those who've never seen any before.

>>727146897
the amount of borderline CP stuff on youtube is crazy.

>>727143597
I like sucking my own dick.

>>727146842
Oh yeah ok. My fav is after she has been out with bf. All super wet and gooey like someone cracjed an egg in there ( no yellow tho)

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>>727146842
Y'all niggas are disgusting and this is coming from a guy who faps to incest.

>>727149048
I'm with this fucker
>a nice warm treat
I literally cringed and had to look away from the screen. Just of all the ways to describe it m8...

>>727146842
you are the types of people who need to be sent to an isolated place with the kikes
>i guess u should head to israel

>>727143672
fpbp

>>727149455
back to /pol/ my man were full

>>727145805
Raped, or "raped"?

>>727143597
my blood´line

>>727149537
Nigger, I've been here since before /pol/ was a dream in m00t's eye.

>>727145625
LOL!
My niga

>>727143597
I have killed two cats and puppy. Cats were strangled and the puppy was cruelty stomped to the head to death.

>>727149048
You aint got the right to call anyone disgusting
We kill people like you round here and the law
abides

>>727148823
"anything to keep people on the site" -- google, probably

>>727148969
Fuck that's hot man. you get those types often?

>>727149048
I fap to incest too. Does that mean Im double fucked up?

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>>727143850
it was a little ruff

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>>727150393

>>727146897
>Go to youtube
>put in search bar "catcow stretch"
Enjoy. A lot of russian girls too

>>727143597
i would probably cheat on her in a heartbeat if i was sure she'd never find out

>>727150210
Once a week or so. Yeah it is awesome. I clean 'em well and get rock hard. Might cum on her high heels, depends on how much time i have, who is around etc

I lost my v card to a 45 yo woman. She uses to let me and friends chill at her house and smile weed.

Turns out she seduced us all one by one.

>>727143597
Strawberry milk + sleepaids. Profit. Wednesday is the day

>>727150022
I wonder how much money google makes from borderline cp

>>727150559
All fun and games until you overdose her because you don't know your shit.

>>727150676
Jokes on you anon. This isn't the 1st time I've done and won't be the last.

Straight up, out of all the guys I've been fucked by my family dog was still the best when I was younger.

>>727150807
nigga what?

>>727150807
Gay

>>727150859
I'm guessing exactly what it says I think?

>>727150766
You're a terrible person, but I can't stop you. Just don't hurt her.

>>727150925
what does that sentence even fucking mean? yall niggers are retarded

>>727150766
>>727150559
I remember you. That greentext you did the other day was awesome. Can I count on you to come back wednesday and greentext how it went down?

>>727150807
Brittany is that u

>>727150989
he remembers you. remember that.

>>727150917
I'm 100% sure I don't have a dick so it's not that gay.

>>727150964
I know I'm a terrible person. Yeah i satiate my lust and instantly regret it afterward. I don't ever hurt her i could never do that anon.
>>727150989
Thanks anon glad you enjoyed my perversion and one of my lowest points.

>>727151047
so did you let the dog cum in you? how long would this dog last? what kind of dog is it? how do you live with yourself?

>>727150989
Yeah i will when another one of these threads pops up. Most likely Wednesday night. I started a thread a few months ago even posted pics with a shoe on her head. Hell might even start a thread on Wednesday.

>>727151047
No no you're a dude just stop. You're not going to give us a timestamp or shoe on head pic. Just stop dude

>>727151115
Yeah, he was an lovely Australian Shepard. He could go for anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes. I can very easily live with myself because it wasn't exactly forced, the first thing on that dogs mind was fucking.

>>727151179
SHiit I missed that thread. do you have the pic with the shoe still?

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>>727151802
That was awhile back fampai and sorry i don't. Maybe wednesday. I'll put a post it that says "strawmilk". Welp bedtime. Seeya Wednesday

I fucked a black hooker in Atlantic City. She smoked Crack while I wrecked her ash hole. Then we hit the craps table and we both won 5gs (fire bet hit), we then went to a small strip club about 2 blocks from Ballys, she took me into the back area , met her other "co-workers" and bought a quarter oz of blow, went back to my room and fucked all 3 them for hours (hard to fuck right with condom on and coked out)
Never told the gf about the hookers , the drugs and especially didn't say shit about how much I won. She only found out about the money in January when tax forms came to claim the win.
Dam you IRS

>>727151593
lmao wel shiit, dont dogs have like weird barbs on the ends of their dicks? did this feel good? also were you aroused by your dog or did you just use it as a tool to masterbait generally?

As a young child 5-6 years old I'd say, we had a family cat, and it was the only one out of 2 others that enjoyed being inside and outside. He got pretty sick and was very old. I felt bad as a kid and tried multiple times to choke him and end his suffering but he only would sit and cough and was too sick to run away.
He died from his old age a few months later while in school
I was a fucked up lad

>>727152266
You're thinking of cats. Dogs have the knot.

I would kill hundreds of adults including myself if it meant saving a single random little kids life
Also I'm a pedo

my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car

>>727152779
go on

>>727152779
You girl or boy ?

>>727152750
Hi pedo im dave a pedo sympathizer. Do u wanna let some steam off

I love helping older gay men cum. Im a fat 18 year old. No girls find me attractive but if an older finds me attractive and wants to fuck me, then damn. It turns me on alot. So i usually send pics of myself to them :P

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>>727152750
internet high five

>>727145255
Dubs confirmed! Deus Vult brother!

>>727143597
I have erectile dysfunction.

I told a close friend one time and he laughed thinking I was joking, I've never told anyone since.

I only 20 fucking years old why the fuck doesn't my dick work? What did I fucking do to desrve this

>>727143597
I murdered their family members 3 times.

>>727153923
Life sucks, and nature is cruel and random. Thankfully, science has you covered, bro.

I would steal 50 bucks a day from a money bag at work, was never caught, they never realized. Probably stole 3 grand

I can only cum when I envision my own death. I've been like this for as long as I can remember.

>>727145046
absolute madman!

>>727153923
Healthier diet. Probably just a blood circulation issue. Ask your family doctor. You are too young to be needing boner pills.

>>727147821
>implying he actually did it
>pics or didn't happen isn't a thing

>>727143597
i also love cheese pizza

I love watching women fuck dogs.
I'm addicted to getting nudes, so bad I cheat for them.
There is two sides to me and while I made peace that somehow both are me I know nobody else will understand the dance macabre when the demons come out to play.

>>727154840
Just recently I met a girl online, devoted as fuck. Willing to do whatever and was into the most debauch stuff. Had to let her go because she was already too attached and I was feeling like I was drowning

>>727143597
I masturbate exclusively to shemale porn, mostly shemales fucking guys.

I jack it to furry porn

>>727149831
You're a monster

>>727155585
You wanna link me to some shemale fucking dudes. I can never find any like that. Just purely for research of course.

>>727143597
When I was 52, I met a 9/10 girl online that told me she was 21, when we met she brought a girlfriend along, and we had a hot 3-way. A week later, her mother called (found my # on the phone bill?) me and informed me her daughter was only 16 (as was the friend). HOTTEST. NIGHT. EVER.

>>727156061
Trannytube.tv
Ashemaletube.com

Have a fun night

>>727156436
Got any favorites? It's always just a sea of guys fucking the trannies.

>>727144161

same, but stopped when i got a gf. I now buy them from women so I know they're masturbated in to my liking.

>>727145046

you failed politically

>>727156732
Look for ts seduction scenes.
My favorite is Yasmin Lee.

The funny part was watching the being caught bloopers. The female gym teacher comes in and goes berserk! No porno ending scene finish. :( This secret spying lasted until I was around 17. My computer storage was fried and everything was lost. Some girl said she saw me coming out of the bathroom and was joking around about it to people. I got scared and destroyed all evidence of cameras. Years down the road when I was legal to drink I had some drunk one night stands with a couple of the girls that were in my spank bank compilations. I of course dreamed of what they looked like back then while we banged. Problem is I would cum so quickly but I just prented I didn't and just kept going until I was hard again. I must of jerked off a thousand times to my spy camera spank bank. Enough to fill a bottle full.

>>727143814
so have I. was pretty good, would definately do it again

>>727143597
Every friday evening i sit inside my Delorean and cry thinking what happens after death for nearly 5 hours straight while listening to Meat Loaf i would do anything for love

When I was in highschool I was crazy shy. Doing anything with most girls in my school other then checking them out in the hallway or in class was like winning the jackpot lottery. I had a bad case of terrible low confidence but my hormones were raging and I was dieing to make my dreams become a reality. I was constantly dreaming of seeing the hottest girls in school naked. I was into taking photos as a hobby and near the end of the year I got some courage and signed up to help take yearbook pictures. Most pictures were normal but I snuck a few creep shots in for my own personal viewing. Let's just say I made copies of all pictures showing the girls I dreamed about 247. I would stick their pictures on my shower wall before school and jerk off like crazy. I would jerk off every night fantasizing about their bodies and all the stuff I wanted to do but could never do. Most in my school were doing the whole underage drinking weekend party thing but I never felt cool enough to join.

If only I knew what I know now back then when it comes to girls mixed with drinking. :( You know in school there is always a group of girls every guy dreams of getting with. Well I was one of those guys and it was driving me crazy. I started to think of a plan. I ordered some spy gear online. Very tiny almost impossible to see if installed right. I ordered 2 spy cameras. I was only 15 so I had to use my parents credit card while also saying it was Something for my photography hobby. The plan worked and I was ready for action. The cameras I had would only record when movement occurred. I snuck in and put one in the girls change room and also one in the bathroom that was located by where the hottest girl in school had a couple of classes. The bathroom had a vent you could open if you stood on top of the toilet. I hid the second camera in the vent. The first day of viewing was a site to behold. Thongs and bra's in gym class.

None would get naked in the change room but once in a while if a girl was alone she would go naked. The hottest girl that every guy in school was in love with was walking around in her pink thong and white bra in front of my eyes. It was ball busting like you would not believe! All her gal pal friends were there also. I blew so big it shot up and landed on my keyboard. They do don't call them sticky keys for nothing. Hehe. I kept it all to myself. None of my Friends knew about it. That fantasy of seeing the hot teachers in school naked became a reality and unlike the students the teachers had no problems with being naked. I couldn't count how many times I had classes with them where I would pop boners under my desk like crazy. This one time that hottest girl in school used the change room and I got to see her fully undress. Completely shaved. Holy shit her perfect white bare ass with tan lines was on full display.

She bent over to pick up something in view of camera and I could see her bum hole. Her tits were the nicest that I have ever seen. I blew a load so big it shot up and hit me in the face. That was the first time I experienced tasting my own cum. I caught a couple of girls who were super horny masturbating on the toilet in the bathroom. The hottest asian in school who I noticed rubbing herself in class one day under her desk would frequent the bathroom to release her hormones. She was a wild horny girl. That hottest girl in school sat in front of me one day in class. I was in the very back so know one could see me. I was wearing a sweatshirt. I could clearly see her light blue thong visable riding up the back. I popped a boner at that very moment. I put my right arm through my shirt with my other pretending to write. I jerked off without her or anyone knowing. Blew a monster load in less then 2 minutes. Cleaned up later with some paper towels.

Lucky I had a different shirt to change into. Funny thing is she looked back and gave me a weird look for having a wet mark around my stomach area of my shirt when I got up after class was done. The all time craziest was when a girl and a guy got expelled from school after getting caught having sex in the girls change room. It was a big sensation around school. All I could think about is if the camera captured it. Oooh my goddd! Wow! They did the dirty on the change room bench. Her breasts bouncing up and down. I blew a load so big it sprayed my computer screen. They don't call it a sticky screen for nothing. hehe.

The funny part was watching the being caught bloopers. The female gym teacher comes in and goes berserk! No porno ending scene finish. :( This secret spying lasted until I was around 17. My computer storage was fried and everything was lost. Some girl said she saw me coming out of the bathroom and was joking around about it to people. I got scared and destroyed all evidence of cameras. Years down the road when I was legal to drink I had some drunk one night stands with a couple of the girls that were in my spank bank compilations. I of course dreamed of what they looked like back then while we banged. Problem is I would cum so quickly but I just prented I didn't and just kept going until I was hard again. I must of jerked off a thousand times to my spy camera spank bank. Enough to fill a bottle full.

>>727147615
If literally everyone you met seems to be like that to you, then you might just be paranoid.

>>727148704
It is kinda true. Everyone talks shit once in a while. Sometimes it's just a matter of letting off some steam about shit they've been annoyed about. Sometimes it's just something to talk about.

They're not necessarily talking shit about you behind your back. You never really know for sure, but maybe they just don't like that person but they like you just fine. You can't assume, otherwise yeah, you're never going to trust anyone.

The irony is that often people who say that humanity sucks use that as an excuse to be dickheads themselves, so they're not exactly any better.

>>727145218
So you think your husband, being a man, would beat you just for voting for Hillary? Yep, you are definitely a Hillary supporter.

>>727146221
Read it as a direct response to OP. It'll make sense.

>>727157602
>If literally everyone you met seems to be like that to you, then you might just be paranoid.
this
sounds exactly like my ex. she had clinical anxiety and was pretty paranoid. wrote off every relationship she had in her life because she was assuming hidden motives and that they were talking about her behind her back.

There are plenty of dickheads around. but if everybody you know is a fuck, sometimes the problem is you.

>>727152865
Man, get in shape. Not to make the girls attracted to you, but you'll be in a wider market for older gay men.

>>727152779
copypasta

>>727151047
tits or gtfo

>>727149831
I used to abuse a cat. Almost damn near killed it. Then i had this terrible magic mushroom trip that made me realise what i was doing was poisoning my soul. So I stopped.

I harbor beliefs and attitudes that are counter to just about everyone who is close to me and cares about me. I'm constantly annoyed by their retarded rhetoric, but they also seem to be the only people that genuinely care about me and have done much more for me than the people who I actually agree with.

I know that if they knew what I actually think, it would change the way they look at me forever. They'd still love me, I think, but there would always be a wedge. Not just because my attitudes are so opposing to theirs, but because I had kept it secret for so long, indicating a lack of true communication of thoughts and ideas between us for decades.

I feel utterly alone already, but I know I would be even more alone, and I don't feel there's much chance of me developing the same deep comradely with a new group of friends and family to whom I'm more in line with... there's just not enough time left for that. So I keep my thoughts to myself.

>>727143597
Pretty much everything I do when I'm not visiting them.

>>727143597
I only visit /b/ when they're watching. Otherwise I spend all my time on Reddit. Mom would disown me if she ever found out.

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I don't love anyone. It's been almost 10 years since I've felt warmth to or from anyone, since then everything has just been entertainment without substance.

When I was 14 I was watching my 2 year old niece she feel asleep with just a bed shirt on and I licked her pussy while she slept.

I am in my late thirties. Have two kids and a wife.

I have been visiting prostitutes since before I met my wife (about 10 years ago). I never stopped doing it after getting married.

I have spent at least 50.000 on prostitution with about 200 different prostitutes. My favorite thing? To have them piss in my mouth.

>>727160363
I'm not telling you to stop it because it's immoral, anon. I'm asking you to stop because that is a SHITLOAD of money you could have instead spent on cool shit. Why can't you just have your wife piss in your mouth?

Raped my passed out mom, right next to my passed out dad.

>>727143597
That I like some of Nickelback's songs

>>727160743

50k divided by over ten years is fuck all. Stop being poor.

>>727143814
Did the dog enjoy it?

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>>727143597
>The chaotic nothing I have become.
>Also pic related.
>Messing is but one of many things I must take to the grave with me.

>>727161178
Anon, $50,000 is an armory. You blew an armory's worth of money pissing in whores' mouths when you have a perfectly-good whore at home.

>>727161260

I'm not the piss fiend anon, you dumb kike. Fuck you and fuck your armoury, you impoverished autist virgin. You clearly understand nothing about the value of sticking your cock in strangers.

>>727161416
I really don't. Casual encounters just aren't my thing. I'm sorry if that offends you.

>>727161521

That doesn't offend me, your poverty does. 50k is fuck all spread out across over ten years.

>>727145702
Well the fact that you rape and potentially scarred a poor doggo proves that right

I fucked a chick half my age today

>>727150494
she'll find out or the guilt will make it impossible to stay with her.

>>727160125
That is so fucked up

>>727150494
>I'll cheat on my wife whenever I please, fuck her for expecting to me to fuck one woman for the rest of my life
>But if she ever cheats on me I'll beat the shit out of her lover and kill her for thinking that I'm not enough man for the rest of her life

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>>727145027
LOL

>>727146897
This a YLYL thread?.....Kek...Lost

>>727162802
He's just acknowledging that monogamy is a retarded, doomed-to-fail concept, dreamed up by women.

>>727150559
get your oxy filled?

I have no secrets except my financial documentation and any passwords or accounts related to it.

>My cousin was the first person I made out with
>I sucked a lil kids dick and he sucked mine when I was a young child
>I kissed a gay
>I made out with my younger cousin
>My aunt let me watch her masturbate
>Every time I went to go see my "friend" I fucked the dog shit out of her and cheated on my gf
>I once fucked my side chick, went home, fucked my wife, then went back to hotel where side chick was waiting and she sucked my dick.
>I don't love my side chick even though she thinks I do and I lead her on
>I wanna fuck my cousin

>>727160743
$100 a week. Not that much. Prolly only a couple of bucks per litre of piss.

>>727143597
i slept with my 11yo neice on the couch. her feet kept touching my dick and balls.
>i got hard and wondered what to do
>played like i was sleeping (wore boxers, pulled cock out in the front
she brushes over with her feet again..and again..with her whole leg...was silky smooth
>got brave and moved my foot between her legs and positioned my big toe near her pussy (so warm)
>eventually laid my big toe on her pussy
she seemed to jerk her body, but positioned her pussy on my foot.
she kept rubbing her feet and leg on my dick
>rubbed her pussy with my foot
>i came on her leg
movements stopped
"woke up in the morning and never mentioned anything and took her to school"

after i got back home i beat my dick so hard i gave myself a hernia.

>>727163044
>dreamed up by women
So you don't expect your woman to be loyal to you? Sure, it's absolutely retarded for her to expect you to be loyal to her, you're a real alpha and you need to build up your harem.

But if she ever wants to sleep with more than one man, she's just a whore and not fit for civilized society.

>>727163135

Only white people.

>>727163208
I'm hispanic

I fapped to this thread

>>727162802
Same

>>727163355
Get off my board, fucking beaner

>>727163394
Think you meant to reply to this one:
>>727163292

>Me, married with no children
>Slept with friend wife (who is married to a woman)
>Unprotected sex
>feels good man
>pull out game is strong but it only takes that one time
>She says she's been having cramps for a week or so, slept together 2 weeks ago.
>Can't stop freaking out that I knocked her up.

>>727143597
I shot a man in Reno

>>727163044
Monogamy is retarded, but the retardation is a two-way street.

>>727163438
Is that from a song? I feel like that's from a song.

>>727163420
Kek

>>727163513
>>727163438
Just to watch him die?

>>727163205
Settle down, Betty. Monogamy is a retarded concept for BOTH sexes. It is not in our nature. But it was was certainly conceived by YOUR gender in order to attempt to guilt your sperm-donor into continuing to provide for your cracker spawn, so that you may indulge your raison d'etre, which is to sit on your fat ass and plough through your seventh crate of breakfast donuts.

>>727163582
The fuck is your 3rd chin blabbing about? Shut up already guy

>>727163394
lol im sure i wasnt the only one lol...no beaner im black as fuck...I mean id fuck my sister if she was white...maybe mixed but real light skinned

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>>727163691

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>>727163582
wait not all donuts are breakfast donuts? mind blown....

I've only had sex one time with one person and I didn't even care about them.

Honestly don't know how I've been able to keep this ruse up for so damn long, some of my closest friends respect me as having great advice when it comes to women and I talk a huge game pretty constantly. Legit number of people that know that is probably less than one hand's worth out of the hundreds of people that I know. It gets harder to maintain this secret every day, especially because I am an attractive guy that girls are always flirting with. I explain away my lack of interest in sexual hookups on being monastic and ascetic and that is a part of it but a larger fact is that I have so little sexual experience that I'm totally afraid of totally disappointing whoever I fuck and I have such an interconnected social circle that everyone would fucking know...it would destroy me.

it's pretty fucked. advice is welcome /b/

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>>727144366
So much angst, you Hoarse yet?

>>727144366
Frankly, browsing /b/ can't be good for your mental health or sense of self-worth.

>>727143597
I can only cum to the thought of raping women I know in real life.

>>727163890
Gotcha covered bro. Only disappointing thing about you is your lack of confidence.

www asstr org/faqs.html

>>727163890
You're fucking stupid.

>complains about lack of experience

Watch porn. If you get to fuck a chick pretend you know wtf you're doing and tell her to do everything the first time and to please you first.

Fucking idiot

>>727156732
there's a category specifically for this on ashemaletube.

I guess this would also qualify as a response to the OP.

>>727164031
Porn is not very good "practice" when it comes to managing expectations. Real life sex is not like porn.

There is some porn out there that is a good representation of well-executed sex, but it's surrounding by a sea of fantastical bullshit.

>>727146024
>right the wrong
holy shit what an entitled judgmental piece of nigger shit your post gave me fucking eyes cringe cancer

>>727164021
I have no confidence even though all people ever tell me is how awesome I am. It's inexplicable. All people ever do is tell me how awesome my writing and poetry and music and art are and how great of a guy I am but it means fucking nothing to me.

>>727164031
>if I "get" to fuck a chick

bro I could have sex with my pick of attractive women any time I wanted that is not the issue here.

>>727163890
Most important thing is communication. Instead of assuming you're supposed to know what she wants, ask her/let her tell you. That's the best way to learn how to please someone. Not just knowing how to please everyone in a sense that's too general and broad to be of any practical use, but that person specifically.

The truth is that being "experienced" at sex doesn't necessarily mean shit because everyone's different. Every new person can be like learning how to have sex again. So just relax and learn how to please someone at the same time they learn how to please you.

>>727164351
Tough shit. Get on the horse.

>>727164552
i fucking hate horses

>>727164624
Tough shit. Get on two horses.

>>727164351
Damn man. Why do you bother making art if you don't take any pride in it?

>>727163890
Guess that's what you get for being a douchebag poser.

>>727164790
Because if I don't make art I'll fucking kill myself.

>>727164871
Yeah you're right it really is a hellish tomb I've dug for myself.

>>727143597
Getthelube.com

>>727164790
and because monasticsm, etc...pride really slows you down

I love to fap on omegle

>>727143597
My gf is a hot as fuck suicidal degenerate with very low IQ, i was trolled into being with her by my dick

And now 3 years later i realise she is selfish, childish and will never be happy nor will she make me happy.

She is blatantly using me to not be alone, and is a pathological liar.

I can't break up with her because she is so far away now from her comfort zone that she would probably end her life (as she has tried before)

I am stuck until next year when possibly her father moves to our town and i can tell him to take her.

>>727165018
I mean, you don't have to suck your own dick or anything. Having pride in what you make is a part of being able to accurately judge your own work. If you never feel some pride in it, you're not improving, you're just doing what is comfortable and safe. Having a healthy criticism of your own work is the other side of the coin. Too much of one or the other ruins the experience of making things.

I think this is something you gotta work on, not just in terms of your relationship with the things you do, but yourself.

You're probably not as awesome as people tell you that you are, because you've projected a false image of yourself. But you're probably not just a piece of shit, either. People would have seen through that. Learn to find that balance in how you view yourself, and you will be able to accurately represent yourself and still be worthwhile. Some of that group will leave you behind, but the ones that count will still be around.

You need to evaluate this shit before you end up committing suicide.

>>727164952
Were you on dr phil yesterday by chance?

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>>727165343
You ever sucked your own dick? Feels pretty great.

>>727165313
pussy

I jerk off to heterosexual shotacon and feel the need to cry afterwards.

>>727165504
Not gonna have a life on my conscience
You try a day in my shoes kid

>>727163890
>I have so little sexual experience that I'm totally afraid of totally disappointing whoever I fuck and I have such an interconnected social circle that everyone would fucking know...it would destroy me.
>>727164351
>All people ever do is tell me how awesome my writing and poetry and music and art are and how great of a guy I am but it means fucking nothing to me.

So their opinions only matter to you when they're bad?

>>727165375
nah fam

>>727143597
the secret to a good, timely pizza dough is mixing baking soda in with the yeast

>>727144794
Storytiem

>>727165681
what people say and people's opinions aren't the same thing

but I do suppose I respond more to criticism than I do to praise

people feel often times feel obligated to compliment you but criticism is because you actually care enough to say something

I hate my gf and I really dont wanna,be dating her (2 years and counting ) I could never cheat and im too afraid to dump her

>>727165681
I really struggle with the concept of self...my ego in the platonic sense is pretty shot. When I try to glance inward it's like putting a mirror up to a mirror.

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used to go to church with a buttplug in

>>727161416
Calling someone autistic, but you have to pay for sex? Get outta here fag.

>>727150393
kek

>>727145166
This /b/ro let all that fucked up stuff you could'nt tell a soul be the biggest lesson you learned in your life. Don't underestimate or disrespect yourself. I've been on /b/ since 2008 or so, and that's almost fucking 10 years, but things change over time

>>727145238
Can you elaborate on how it feels to kill a man?
Do you think of them often?

>>727163135
>>My aunt let me watch her masturbate

Elaborate,

>>727161958
How old are you?

>>727143597
Anyone aware of what /b/ is, and that I am browsing it.

>>727165432
I tried it once.
It's just not the same, man. It's like trying to tickle yourself.

>>727143597
I jerk off to myself.

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>>727165997
>the buttplug is clear so you can see the gape
>muh dick when

>>727163191
Noice

>>727166208

He's 10.

>>727166471
He's 6

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>>727144166

>>727166140
>>727163135

>>727150476
THESE ARE ALL TEENS YOU FUCKING LIAR

A female Muslim Co worker told me she has a boyfriend and her father and brothers wouldn't approve.

She's been sucking my dick and occasionally fuck her for past 3-4 weeks in return for my silence.

It's a pretty sweet deal tbh

>>727166817
https://youtu.be/CcqTTSSy1n8

I need an adult, I need an adult.

>>727151115
>how do you live with yourself?
What makes you think she feels guilty? She said in her opening statement the dog was the best she ever had.

>>727167030
Oh well....

Here we go again.

>watched cp once or twice when 14/15/16
>groped my passed out friend as she slept next to me
>sucked mycousins dick when we were little kids and vice versa
>spend hours jacking it on omegle pretending I'm a rapist/dad who fucks his teen daughters
>fap to incest
>can't cum unless I think of an elaborate fantasy involving my ex and her sisters/their bfs
>turn down sex from my wonderful gf to jack off to porn

I'm irredeemable and I hate myself

>>727150807
How young?

>>727145046
have you fantisised about fucking her being that shes a raging lesbien?

>>727152779
Go back to red dit with your tired shit jokes. They like repeating the same old shit over there like you do.

>>727167219
Yea! And it's fonger dumb ass

I had a random artist make nude art of my mother. I gave him exact specs of what she was at 18 and it is accurate. Jack off to it every day.

I fucked with an old man a few times
he likes to dress as a woman and I love to suck his cock...

Used my parants dildos while jacking off between 14 and 17 y/o

>>727156061
Google you lazy cunt.

>>727143597
While in Afghan I called in Uncle Arthur (artillery) on a compound that we discovered an hour later had women and children in it. We had no idea how many because of the time it would take to count the bits and try to reassemble them.
My CO was uncomfortable with letting the men know, so the rest of them didn't get to enter, they were not happy about not taking the cover available.
I have 4 kids and what I saw doesn't disturb me at all, I know anyone I tell, even my service psychiatrist will be more troubled by my apathy than the act itself.
Because of my responsibility in calling in the Arthur, I killed more Tali's that the rest of my unit combined, 0 fucks given.

>>727156150
Like that happened.

>>727167376
>Like that happened.
Like your comment happened!

>>727144187
Same. Idk what it is i just cant love anything. Except for my pets for some reason. Im just so apathetic towards everyone else

>>727167370
I hope your piece of a shit children get raped and murdered.

>>727167499
Why do you care?

>>727167499
Is that a thread, Ahmed?
Shouldn't you be busy fucking a goat?

>>727160930
>raped
>passed out
pick one
she didn't not consent.

>>727167605
Because I'm not a teenage autist.

>>727167629
>thread.

Not a "thread" you dumb nigger. Just hope for a better future.

>>727161779
Still, throwing 420 bucks a month on prostitutes seems like a waste of money. I don't care how much money you have, it doesn't change its value. Sounds like you don't have game enough to get it for free.

>>727163208
Like there are no degenerate black people.

>>727167707
You know it was a typo, Muhamed.

>>727157697
edgy savage

>>727161958
inb4 18 year old OP

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>>727163438
You again? When you post this, it makes me think you look like this guy. Come up with some new material, you stale faggot.

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>>727157697

>>727168098
Hey, he killed a man in a well known gambling town, likely just so he could watch him die, he's allowed to talk about it as often as he wants.

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>>727145805
tell us the story at least man...
i mean how was it rape and why did she like it so much she felt in love?

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>>727146262
>>727146647
>>727146967

>>727146897
>>727150476
explain yourselfes please

>>727168231
EVERY. FUCKING. SECRETS. THREAD. It's just so tired now. Same thing with the Mom fingering in the back of the car. STALE.

>>727144389
8 year old when I was 10

>>727168671
fongering*

>>727168540
There's just weird fuckin' shit on youtube, man.
Not like actually sexual, just kids doing weird shit.
Every now and again I'll end up in that part of youtube from a /b/ thread and even I'm like the fuck is going on?

>>727148751
wow.
if asked for details will this unfold in some really sick or really harmless shit?

>>727168671
WELL IF YOU HAVE ANY BETTER SECRETS THAN COLD BLOODED MURDER FEEL FREE TO SHARE THEN OTHERWISE LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. HE'S LIKELY SUFFERING FROM SOME FORM OF PSTD AFTER THE INCIDENT.

>>727148823
define borderline cp.
idk but i think its very subjective to see it as borderline cp. hell a catalogue for childrens clothing could be borderline cp.

>>727168852
Unless they know stuff we don't it's only sexual if you make it.
Otherwise it's just kids doing... Whatever the fuck kids do.

>>727168852
In the sense that the people making the content are probably doing it to appeal to the pedo audience that they're totally aware of.

>>727168775
Considering it's a secret that they feel they can never share with their loved ones... probably sick shit.

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>>727149831
i hope you and your family die in a fire you subhuman scum

>>727144187
relatable. dont love current gf at all, just want het body :/

>>727150559
>>727150989
short recap for another fgt?