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I've been working in the restaurant business for a while,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I've been working in the restaurant business for a while, and as anyone who works in this industry knows, occasionally employees hook up with other employees. Long story short, I met a girl who was in town working during the summer, and going to school later in August.

I had not had sex in 5 years, but what I craved most in life was intimacy. Within a month of meeting her she let me cum inside her, she ate out my asshole, told me she loved me and insisted that we might be soul mates, everything I could ever want. This girl was a fucking 10/10. Literally all the other servers, bussers, and chefs wanted a piece. For whatever reason, since I never showed remotely any interest (I figured I had no chance in hell why even waste time making conversation with her), she came after me. She only wanted open relationships, but became hesitant to tell me who else it was she was seeing... which would've been less of a problem if she believed in condoms. You see, she didn't believe condoms were real sex. She's a real spiritual type of... person. She claimed she was psychic, had visions, and on more than one occasion told me she had spoken to my dead grandmother. She was also absolutely TERRIFIED of microwaves.

Well, fast forward a few months later... I took things to a whole new level. I literally dropped everything and moved to another state to be with her. And so there I was in Chicago... No job, only a couple grand in savings and my car. I managed to get an apartment for $350 a month (rats, smelled like there was a serious gas leak, a real shit hole all in all). I had a job lined up but they told me they weren't doing well and were putting a hold on hiring for the time being. (cont.)
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why didnt you greentext this you cuck
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>She finds a job at a strip club serving drinks and whatnot.
>Basically, dressing like a slut and getting tipped on how well her sassy Latina attitude appeases the guests.
>Meanwhile, I'm letting her use my car to get to and from work and to drop off her "compost" heap to some fucking farm. She's a vegan. She's also a hardcore SJW. SUPER HARDCORE.
>Remember once we were on a train for her job interview at Hooters and she wants me to ask this guy to move so I can sit next to her. So I ask politely, then I apologize, and she looks at me with this devilish stare and says "never apologize to a white man for anything".
>I'm biracial myself (black american/german) so it took me off guard and I try to make her understand she's basically different sides of the same coin but she wouldn't have it.

Needless to say, I left Chicago without telling her and moved to Florida. She called me one day and told me that we should just "end it". I agreed and that was that. However, I have her nude pictures, her mother's phone number, ect. Why do I feel like ruining her so much.
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>>727131655
you fucked up. learn from your mistake and never drop everything for a bitch. move on
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her uniform. what's special to me about this picture is that i literally fucked her moments later on her roommates couch.
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>>727132095
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>>727132435
She is pretty amazing. Sounds crazy though.
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I love how HIV can stay undetectable for like 10 years. Good luck OP.
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>>727132435
More please?
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>>727133210
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>>727131655
she played you dumbass

just used you for your shit and fucked you occasionally
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>>727132095
>Needless to say
What the fuck do you mean needless to say? This story is incomplete as hell, unless you're saying that "needless to say" you moved to Florida because she told you not to apologize to white men for anything.

Either way, fuck you, stupid ass nigger. You deserve to lose her.
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>>727133482
It would be tough not to follow that ass man. i feel ya.
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>>727132095
Let's see more of that ass Oppem!
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She's hot and I'm sure that pussy was good, but I think you dodged a bullet. Be happy that you got to fuck her for a while and don't have to deal with her anymore.
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>>727132095
>She's also a hardcore SJW. SUPER HARDCORE.
>>Remember once we were on a train for her job interview at Hooters
?
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>>727132095
>>727132095
what kind of latina
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>>727133720
Needless to say in the sense that needless to say I needed run as far away from her as possible. What is it with you? Really, in all honesty, what is it with you?

>Stupid ass nigger.

Come and hang me then. Fuck off.
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>>727134458
She treated it as if she was a private investigator and whistle blower. Once again, let me remind me you she was more afraid of microwaves than using condoms.
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>>727134541
Columbian
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>>727134829
Gotcha man.
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>>727134945
>>727134945
whats her name bro
shes a dime
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Any pics of you fucking her?
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>Sticking your dick in crazy

At least you got out with being a dad/accused of rape/having your wiener chopped off. Count your blessings, OP
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>>727132095
See how yellow this girl is?
thats what happens when you drink everyday. Yo
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>>727131655
HAHAHAHA
you completely fucked up your life because of a pussy? Damn you are pathetic
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>>727134945
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>>727135828
>>727135828
at least he didnt marry her or get her pregnant.
BUT OP.. explain again why you left her...? or how
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>>727135402
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>>727136019
god damn
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>>727135981
My dad is a doctor. He is very wealthy. I sent my car down to one of his apartments and I live there currently. I fed her plan B like tic tacs.
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>>727131655

more to the story?
kind of disappointing but i know there's more there
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>>727136019
Any pussy shots?
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>>727134572
You still haven't explained shit. You're acting like it's obvious why you left her, but I'm like the 5th person in this thread asking you what the fuck happened. Are you going to explain anything or are you just making this whole story up? Sageing because I'm starting to think this thread is either not legit or OP is retarded.
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>>727136462
Dis
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>>727136287
>>727136287
why did you leave her? because you think shes crazy?
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>>727136019
>claims to be biracial

nigga you black as shit
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>>727136564
>>727136805

I had no goal in Chicago. Nothing was there for me. I neglected my 5 years consecutive work experience to get my CISSP for her. She is bisexual. She wouldn't tell me who else she was fucking. She had moved twice since she had gone to Chicago, and with the first person she moved in with she made out with while she was high. I couldn't trust her. It was driving me crazy. I had little drive in life other than to fulfill my obligation as a IT drone so I went with it but then I snapped out of it.
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>>727131655
she has eaten so many dudes assholes lol. come on
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>>727137249
>>727137249
is that the same girl?
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>>727137249
>>727137249
also, gotcha. makes sense.

but uhh, that doesnt look like the same girl
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>>727137249
WAIT!!! You uprooted and moved to a new state for broad that you were never in a committed relationship with?!?!? You should probably stop talking now and just dump.
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>>727137152
its me. people say i look like kanye or obama for some reason
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OP,
This hit home in all the ways. Even down to the fucking microwave.
It's been two years since we split. I felt, I feel still, like she is a most beautiful soul mate of mine. A twin flame, even. I'll probably always love her, despite how fucking destructive she is.
The beauty is, that entire relationship was a crucible. It was one giant lesson, wrapped in a thousand little lessons. Despite how fucked up it was, I still consider it to be one of my most cherished relationships because I used those experiences to become the person I am.

You were meant to meet this person. You were meant to experience the love, and the loss. And, if you really use it, the relationship can become a most wondrous success.
I wish you luck.
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Post some more nudes
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>>727137772
I can see the resemblance to Obama
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>>727137772
Obama, yes
Kanye, no

>seems like a bro nonetheless
>would call you my nigga
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Cuber says, always learn from and trust in your graybles.
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>>727138145
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>>727137622
Actually I'm beginning to feel bad for this girl.

First communication:
>Hey niggeranon, all these thirsty guys here are boring. Want to hang out?
Two days later:
>Sure, you can take some pictures, but they're just for us, right?
Two days later:
>Um, let's just keep it casual, okay? I'm bisexual and don't really want a relationship right now.
Two weeks later:
>Uhhh... yeah things are starting to get weird. I think I'm gonna move to Chicago
One month later:
>What do you mean you moved to Chicago?
Two weeks later:
>I told you already, I've got a roommate. No you can't move in.
Two days later:
>No, it's over between us. I even made out with my roommate.
Two days later:
>Oh, you moved to Florida? Shame to hear it. Maybe we should just end it. [under her breath] Thank God. I hope he deleted those pics like I asked him to.
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>>727138435
Fuck.
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>>727138439
I never asked her to hangout. Ever. She wanted to take the pictures. She even made me delete some of them because her ass looked "not up to par".

You're full of shit.
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Vegan, sjw, "spiritual" and that she wants only open relationships. Yeah, those are all huge red flags.

You don't date girls like that, even less move to another city for some fucking colombian hippie.
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>>727138427
cuber is a faggot dus confir,
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>>727138722
nice
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>>727138722
Cuber says you don't have many graybles because you don't leave your parents fucking basement.
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>>727131655
>I've been working in the restaurant business for a while, and as anyone who works in this industry knows, occasionally employees hook up with other employees
Quit it and get into fast food, seriously minimum wage 14yo's thirsty and on tap, erry night.
Oh yea
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>>727138864
i don't care what cuber says he's a faggot
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>>727136646
She's a roastie. We were roleplaying once and I told her about how I was craving roastbeef and she freaked out.

Wouldn't let me touch her for 2 weeks.
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>>727139534
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>>727138439
>>727137622
Yup, that sounds about right.
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I respect you anon. you were in love and had nothing else passionate going on in your life. I believe in you. besides, your dad has stacks. remember,
"through money all things are possible"
-book of Oosa. 9-11
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>>727139658
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN
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>>727139655

ugh, 6, 7/10 at most
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>>727139945
yeah 6/10 def
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>>727137622
>>727138439
>>727139770
Yeah it did. Just like that.
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>>727140137
I wish it happened like that. But it didn't. I swear to you I wish it did. But it didn't,
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Another 4Chan loser. Start the violins.
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>>727132095
Ho look a black cuck. Never tougth of that. Prepare yourself to rise children that are not yours faggot.
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>>open relationship...
>>scared of condoms...

She wasn't turned off by the roastbeef. She was stalling for time so her penicillin could clear that infection up. 2 week sounds about right.
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>>727140702
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tell her she should apologize to u for making u share these pics
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>>727140809
Yes im lurking. Gat anny creampie btw ???
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>>727137772
you look like kanye in that you are black
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>nigger
>chicongo
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>>727140809
more more more pklease please please im begging you
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>>727141660
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>>727141771
MOOOOOREEEE
these pictures are the best thing ive seen on 4chan in a long time
thank you op
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>>727132095
>"never apologize to a white man for anything"

It's funny because she owes ALL of her beauty to the white race, most of her intelligence, and pretty much everything material/scientific/etc in her life.

Non-whites are parasites.
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>>727141771
also op dont get discouraged about what these people are saying
at least you were getting 10/10 pussy and out in the world doing things
im still living with my parents fml
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>>727134945

She has a nice body, but her fucking face if awful.
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Fucking microwaves and crazy chicks. This is how I know you aren't making shit up, op
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>>727136564

>OP is retarded.

easy there, op is a nigger, hence iq ~ 45

anon did the antropology here >>727138439
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>>727142336
>she owes ALL of her beauty to the white race
explain?
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>>727142336
There's no scientific evidence to this bullshit you're saying.
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She's so fucking pretty, and her hair is awesome.
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>>727142607
These statements are so ridiculous that isn't worth even question it.
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>>727131655
post more bro. get revenge on this bitch
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>>727142607
>>727142659

It's funny because you spend your lives around blacks thinking they're Africans, lol. No, they're not.. they're half African at best. The "blacks" you know as African-Americans are largely white. It's called "integration", dipshits.

It's why the average African-American has a higher IQ than Africans, is far more beautiful than Africans, etc.

You're so blind and dumb it's hilarious.

Just go celebrate your "soul", listen to your R&B and Hip-Hop, all the while being too stupid to realize that Africans are nothing like that.

Without white genes, they're 60 IQ gorillas.
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>>727143404
but shes latina????
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>>727143522
YES GOD YES>>727143396
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>>727139655
ewwwwwww what the fuck look at that nasty pussy bro fuckin ewwwwwwwww
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>>727143396

Look at those sharp, refined features setting on top of a petite, delicate frame.

> AFRICAN, LOLLLLLAS

>>727143539

What do you think Latin is?

White+Black (sometimes +indigenous).

Jesus fuck man.
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>>727143779
>What do you think Latin is?
>White+Black (sometimes +indigenous).
jesus fuck man you really are stupid
hiding your posts now :)
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>>727135828
Fucked up his life?? Anon is living his life well. He is getting ass, living in different cities, having experiences both fucked up and amazing.

Anon has memories, photos, and stories now. You have that story about that one time you played Overwatch for 17 hours and drank "sooo much Dew, dude!"
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>>727144001
keep em commin
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>>727131655
SEND NUDES TOT MOM, SPECIALLY THE ONES WITH HER ON TOP OF YOU
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>>727138435
What is her name? What state is she in now?
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>>727137249
It's always fascinating and ultimately really encouraging to read a story like yours. I meet women all the time who are pretty hot shit but also seem like a real headache, and part of me wonders if it would be worth the hassle to have such a hot girlfriend, but apparently it gets old real quick.

Thanks for passing on your experience. Glad you got out.
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>>727144382
filename kek
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>>727144334
did mom reply with pics of herself masturbating?
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>>727140328
She swallow cum? You fuck her ass often?
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>>727137772
Y'all look alike
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>>727144618
Yes. She swallowed everything. When she didn't swallow, I would yell "I'M COMING" and she would hover over me and intently try to catch it. She would clean me.
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>>727144549
I talked with my friends and they told me that was dishonorable so I never did. Also, I'm Dominican not german.
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>>727144977
Did you fuck her shitter? Also, any asshole pictures?
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>>727144341
Answer!
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>>727144001
now 5/10
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>>727143404
This is just bullshit you're saying. It's just you fucked up ignorant opinion.
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>>727143396
Nice armpit hair
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>>727145930
not sure if sarcasm but i mself find armpit hair hot as fuck so long as its not dyed blue or something like that shit
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>>727145726
Stfu retard you know it's true
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>>727144001
This bitch is nasty as fuck.
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>>727132095
>hardcore SJW
>Hooters
Pick one.
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>>727146180
u mad white boi?
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>>727143404
I really think you must have an ~50 IQ or so. Africans may have lower IQ, but this is not a biological condition. While an African child is struggling to face a whole lot of adversities, an average white American kid is growing up in an environment that provides him all that's necessary to create cerebral synapses and get the fucking higher IQ you were 'supposed' to have (supposed, cause indeed you're so ignorant that you may have an even lower IQ than these of black people you're misjudging, underrating...).
I pity you for the poor soul you are.
Nah, you're just scum.
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Chicks pretty dope. To bad she wrecked her body with those tattoos... And with fucking niggers.
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>>727131655
all those major red flags and you go and be a retard anyways.
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>>727146096
I know is not, cause I met a lot of black people at my university that have around same average IQ as white people and some even way higher than average.
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>>727146096
Provide scientific evidence to prove you're right then.
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>>727147070
it's like you werent paying attention to a fucking word he was saying.
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spic and spook:
not meant to be...

PS. thanks for the nudes
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>>727138722
>>727138864
wtf even?
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>>727131655
revel in the fact that you had a disgusting SJW eat your ass and just be good with that. Literally everything about her sounds toxic as fuck.
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>>727147382
I never said I was American and I wasn't referring to african-american black people, cause this would be as fucked up as that bullshit he was saying.
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I'm starting to get the impression that beauty can corrupt its possessors.
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>>727134945
gat damn them titties
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>>727137772
Yo, wassup Mr. Moseby?
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>>727132095
Because goos guys cum last. But usually end up vicotrious. We hope for them and for the right love but try and fake it.
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Looks like escort
Op google honeypot
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>>727143404
holy shit someone triggered you.
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hey guess what OP, you're a piece of shit and i hope you get your legs broken for posting these pics. cool that you got these 4chan mongs to think you're cool tho. if these pics are even real. kill yourself.
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>>727133168
It's not undetectable it's asymptomatic
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>>727146234
Ya... at how ugly this cunt is.
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>>727144382
Anal?
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>>727131655
>chicago
>350/mo
Did you move to Engelwood or something?
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>>727138435
Take any vids of her anon? Upload em and drop a link. Lots of orgasms to be had
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>>727137772
hopsin looking mothafucka
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OP still here?
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>>727153630
NIGGED AGAIN
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>>727131655
nothing pisses me off more than when someone says "long story short" and theres a couple paragraphs.
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>>727142430
+1.

Body 9.5/10
Face 4/10

Overall 6.5/10...the bad tattoo and the fact that she had interracial sex and lets random guys she's not in a serious relationship with drop loads inside her and get attached after a month lowers that to a 2. Not going to lie- if she was a coworker of mine and showed any interest in me at all, I'd probably drop a bucket of my own DNA inside her as well.

She's a typical vegan/hippie/empowerment attention whore- you can meet plenty of sluts on her same level at shitty music festivals...most haven't showered or shaved for days and are willing to accept the sperm of men from different races and cultures without judgement or attachment. Good luck on future encounters.
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How the fuck is this still up?
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>>727131655
o man you felt for a slut , feel for you bro
sluts are the sweestests for sure and make everything feel so sweet and nice
till you dont find out she is banging 3 more guys while she is with you .
also seams she was crazy , prob sex was great .
be happy tho you dodged a mighty bullet
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>>727131655
you're an idiot op. don't even need the rest of the story to know it was a fuck up. like 3 red flags immediately within the first couple sentences.
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>>727157933
>>727158266
>>727158288
this is now a dubs thread.
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>>727134945
but she ate your ass doe?
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>>727138129
Faggot
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>>727137152
His gums arent blue like obama tho.
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this right here rofl
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>>727132095
>10/10
I'd say maybe 3
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