i don't care. please just talk to me, you can be mean. nothing

life it seems will fade away...

>>727116228
hey whats your name

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>>727116228
whats the matter OP?

whats got you so down?

Go fuck yourself you fugly faggit ...i bet your a virgin...probably a pedo too
You can go killl ya self now..bye

>>727116548
whoa be careful with that edge

>>727116321
drifting further everyday
>>727116345
hey you're the first person to ask that in ~3 years of posting. not saying since no one knows and i haven't been doxxed all this time
>>727116384
being a worthless piece of shit, never having a girl like me mostly. 26 and never touched a girl, no hugs or anything

Ditch the scraggle beard and put some styling wax or some shit in your hair nigga, get them girls

We've all been there. Things get better.

>>727116548
i am a virgin. am not a pedo. i do want to kill myself. see ya.

>>727116228
Things will get better, bro.

>>727116228
Motherfucker, weren't you heading to oldtown to become a maester?

>>727116735
if you are that sad prostitutes are a thing

>>727116735

like >>727116740 said, if you cleaned up a bit i'm sure you'd gain some confidence. you have potential

>>727116740
the beard is really bad but it distracts from how awful the rest of my features are.
>>727116787
well i'm 26 and it's been a long decline, seems like it's getting worse not better.

>>727116787
This

>>727116228
>posts the same thread 50 times a day

>still gets replies

>/b/ lately in a nutshell

i have between 30-60 threads filtered at any given time and still all i see is this bullshit.

>we a pathetic laughing stock now

won't be long till gook moot removes the sage option and forces each post to say please in it or it gets flagged as spam.

rip in peace /b/

>>727116735
What about pof or tinder? I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to go on a date. You look like a pretty average dude.

>>727116879
>>727116787
i admire the optimism
>>727116906
what?
>>727116976
not really, where am i supposed to find prostitutes? and it's more the lack of affection that hurts more than not having sex. i want a girl to hug me who wants to hug me because she likes me. idfc about sex, i haven't had a boner in months because of depression.

>>727117250
Problem is OPs lack of confidence

>>727116228
You like Metallica dude?

>>727117237
THIS!

>>727117040
so the point of cleaning up is confidence?

no wonder it doesn't work for me, nothing really effects my confidence.
>>727117237
i've been posting since before gook moot

>>727117355
Can't you get some prescription drugs? That shit works great

>>727116735
getting lost within myself

>>727117250
i tried both, never got a single match on either

i live in a smaller community (10k people) and most people on there i already knew from when i went to church when i was little kid or school
>>727117592
i like a few albums, like ride the lightning

>>727116228
And you post the same shit. Do you really think posting is going to make anything better? Ok tell me honestly, what do you expect when you post on here? Do you think it'll help you? Tons of people gave you advice already, stop fucking going on here and take those advices.

>>727116228
How about buying a gym membership? Getting in good shape and the overall feeling of healthiness is a confidence booster.

>>727117785
Did......did you just say "effects my confidence"? You know you should use the word "affect" right? That's like 9th grade level shit......

>>727118118
Check out One, Master of Puppets, and Nothing Else Matters. The song One is actually based off of Johnny got his Gun by Dalton Trumbo, if you're interested in reading it.

>>727117932
for the dick? i don't even care about that. i just fucking want to have value to somebody, at least enough that she'd hug me
>>727118046
nothing matters no one else
>>727118232
sometimes i just hope people are really mean so i can get sad enough to end it.
>>727118362
i've had a gym membership for 2 months, i go 3~ times a week.

>>727116228
What's going on, /b/ro? Are you n some sort of trouble?

>>727118740
If you're looking for encouragement, /b/ probably isn't the best place for it. Look around, there's plenty of things to see and do. People don't really matter anyway, nothing does.

Hang in there

>>727118740
Keep up the gym work, bro. What keeps you in your little town?

i fart bananas out of my anus

>>727117355
Dude, see a therapist. I can advocate for their effectiveness.

>>727117237

I don't see what's wrong with this you disrespectful fucking crybaby

>>727118577
idk it's kind of ambiguous there. it's pretty definitive that nothing effects my confidence, it's not like any action can take place. you're probably right but it's really not important.
>>727118711
i've heard all those a bunch, i've heard all of metallica outside of their 2 or 3 newest albums
>>727118911
no i just am completely alone all the time and i'm fucking retarded and it hurts

>>727116228

Try opiates, op. Or kratom if you can't get opiates.

>>727119538
That's how you end up getting even more depressed.

I highly suggest going by to a therapist or just taking a few hits of acid.

Both work wonders.

>>727119610

Not occasional use. Gives you something to look forward to at least.

>>727118740
I'm not even being mean. You actually need to listen for once. I'm asking you to honestly tell me what youre getting out of this. Do you find talking with us is fun? Are you wishing for some magic sentence of wisdom that will change your life forever? What do you want? Dude life is shit, you either suck everything up and work for things or give up and kill yourself or just live a turtle's life. Youre a man, be a fucking man. Btw I still want you to tell me what you want from us

>>727116228
>One shave that shit off your face. If you can't grow a proper beard or mustache then don't bother.
>Two take a fucking shower and wash your feet.
>Three get some fucking confidence. If you can't muster any just fake it.
>Four GTFO the basement and go to a bar.
>Five Look at bitches and never smile. Make girls think you don't want them. Trust me they love assholes.
>Six Wait until you get approached. Never make a first move. Always act uninterested because girls always want what they think they can't have.
>Seven Wipe that sad ass look off your face. Look determined, Look angry, anything beats that sad ass beta face.
>Eight Once you peak the interest of some dumb bitch only talk about yourself. Don't compliment them until they compliment you.
>Nine Once you've established dominance give her your number. Never ask for her fucking number.
>Ten if she stays at the bar with you she wants to fuck. Skip Nine and take her home and fuck her...

>>727119054
encouragement to kill myself though?

>>727119695
>opiates
>occasional use
LUL

Good to see you're still around op

>>727116228
It gets better.

Man, /b/ is turning into a cesspool of depressed, suicidal memers.

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Timestamp OP. I can't believe ur still doin this

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>>727116228
You can do better op
Just grow up, yours beard looks good, but u seen to be living an unhealthy life.
Change that shit now, money and study doesnt mean a shit if you dont have a good quality life.
Think about it, being fat today Is like a sickness which makes you a for ever Virgin.

>>727119815

Just because you require a half a gram of h a day to keep from getting dopesick, doesn't mean everyone does.

But telling a depressed person to take opiates to cure depression is probably not a good idea.

Kratom isn't addicting or nearly as life controlling as regular opiates tho. For an opiate naive person it packs a lot of the punch with very little of the risk.

My girlfriend's allergy annoys me.

I like your beard wish I could grow one.

>>727120200
I'm straight edge my dude, I just know from friends that shit fucks you up.

>>727116228
How was your day, OP?

>>727119074
thanks
>>727119117
school right now. it's really close to where i go to college
>>727119280
i did for a few years from 2013-2016
>>727119538
can't
>>727119663
i'd honestly try acid at this point to hopefully knock whatever is so fucked in my brain back. but it'd probably make things worse
>>727119790
i do like talking with b. no i don't expect wisdom. idfk what i want. like i said sometimes i hope people are really mean so i get sad enough to kill myself. i'm aware you weren't being mean, i'm saying that may be what i want.

>>727119798

Aww baby's first idea of how to interact with women, how adorable. Good thing you paid 35 dollars for that e-book you saw advertised on pornhub, titled "wives hate her! One girl shows you one simple trick to fuck hot babes!"

>>727120581
Timestaaaamp

>>727116228
Hey, are your parents around? Maybe you should go talk to one or both of them. No parent wants to see their child suffering.

>>727120581

Why can't you get kratom? I can understand not getting opiates but kratom is legal, cheapish, and easy to order online.

Helped me with my depression for sure.

I used to be super skinny, OP. Low self esteem. Then I started lifting. Took some effort to put on size, but I started to feel better right away. One school year later I was within normal range. Girls started to notice me.

So get yourslef on a self improvement regemin, whatever it may be. I promise things will get better, and you'll get that elusive pussy.

>>727119798
i shower daily and i always wash my feet.
the rest of that was very alpha idk if i could pull it off, especially if drunk
>>727119946
thanks
>>727120059
hope it does for you
>>727120121
don't feel like timestamping, but i remember you. you added me on snap and you led me along and idfk why. i told you to please leave me alone but idc you can stay if you want.

OP, happiness is a fucking choice man. Not something that just happens. Don't wait for the world or some chick to make you happy, do it for yourself. No matter how much you love a girl there is always some dude that is sick of her shit. Sounds like it's time to set some goals. Where do you want to live? What do you want to do? Then make it happen. you are young, relationships come naturally. moping around isn't going to make it happen. Girls are attracted to dudes that have purpose, they aren't looking to bring purpose to mopers. Man the fuck up, put in some damn work, and make your own happiness.

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>>727120581
Try eating some shrooms instead of LSD.

>>727120910
I didn't lead you on for the hundredth time man.

Look whatever you thought, I wanna apologise.

>>727120581
Ok im mean person. Wanna talk on kik? I'm bored and I could have someone to talk to right now. :D?

I take an anti depressant. So glad I do. Talk to your doctor, OP

>>727121008
Can we get a greentext? This sounds like Riverdale.

>>727120122
this might be right. fuck it i should just go for straight auschwitz mode. maybe i'll start taking insane amounts of stimulants. worst case scenario, my heart explodes (but i want to die anyways so win-win)
>>727120278
thanks, most people think it's shitty.
>>727120381
pretty bad. i started crying in class and then i left and started crying in the student union.

>>727118740
Not for your dick, for your depression,
retard

>>727121132
>See this guy in one of his threads
>Try to cheer him up
>Say I would bone him/wouldn't turn him down if he's confident
>Tell him I would add him on snap if he wanted to talk
>Added him
>Talked a bit
>He asks for nudes
>I say no
>He ends up saying if I don't send them he'll kill himself
>Allofmywot

>>727120651
who is asking? i may have satisfied the need for a timestamp earlier

don't feel like taking a pic rn i can't stop crying
>>727120727
they have to know, i randomly start crying when i watch tv with them. or i come home crying after school/work. they have to know. i've been depressed my whole life though so there's really nothing left they or anyone can do.
>>727120776
i get drug tested.
>>727120811
i have been lifting.

>>727119798

What the fuck kind of retarded ass advice is this? You're telling him to go to a bar, sit there and look angry and not approach women at all and expect them to make moves on him? this wouldn't work for 99.9 percent of men, no matter how attractive they might be.

Why the fuck would you want to look completely unapproachable and in turn, not approach anyone else? In what kind of weird ass world do you live where your average guy can just clean himself up a bit, go to a bar and sit there with a sour face, not talk to anyone and end up with girls all over him?

You're missing a ton of context to your generic advice and it's a recipe for failure.

>>727121151
Are you subconsciously eaiting to be noticed? "Rescued"? Won't happen. Take the good advice some have given you and save yourself. Nobody will rescue you, EVER. That's true for anyone, OP.

>>727121515

Not a drug test for kratom, bud. Doesn't show up on a drug test.

>>727121640
"Waiting," not "eating."

>>727121151
No dude. Auschwitz mode wont do for More than a few days. You have to do it rigth. Put yourself under a somewhat Easy goal to begin with. Leave desserts or Coca-Cola. Or quit half of yours daily cigarrettes. Something like that Will do. Them try to do something bigger.
Good luck op.

>>727120918
i screenshotted this
>>727120926
i have no friends, no way to get drugs
>>727121008
okay. i'm not mad at you or anything, don't feel bad. i accept your apology even though there is no need. i'm sorry i misunderstood what you were saying
>>727121057
sure autist9000
>>727121115
i tried sertraline and fluoxetine
>>727121307
how? where do i meet people? how do i do it?
>>727121392
oh. well i think i'll always be sad as long as i can't hug a girl.
>>727121422
accurate until the second to last line. it's pretty exaggerated at best.

>>727121907
>eating to be rescued
Ahh yes, every fatty's problem.

>>727122000
You did tho dude, you said you were gonna kill yourself. Can't remember what timeline you gave, but c'mon. Be honest here.

It made me feel bad asf, like I did something wrong.

You have a pretty mouth.

Hey what's up Zeke

>>727116228
lose 70 pounds, get a nose job, face lift, cheek implants, chin implant, get tatoos on your neck, chest and arms, get leg extensions, wear shoe lifts, do 100 pushups each day. wax your body hair, shave balls, shave face, start a business, earn $150k per month, buy a nice house, buy a lamborghini, buya ferrari, buy some nice clothes, fly to amsterdam, bang high end hookers.

>>727122229
>Change your entire appearance and fuck off

Hey nigger. I lost all my WoW friends over the years, I'll be your buddy in-game if you got nothing better to do.

Watch/listen to comedy and get the fuck off /b/. This place is a fucking toilet.

>>727120379

Are you not fucked up right now? Might as well feel good about it.

Fucking neck yourself you fat lazy pussy bitch. You've been posting this shit for over a YEAR. first time I saw it was on /adv/ last July.

Please. Just die for the good of 4chan. 1 less shit thread polluting this cancer

>>727121422
You dangled a carrot in front of his nose and gave him an ultimatum - he needed to possess something that he doesn't. Would it have killed you to show him a tit?

>>727122772
He's already seen my nudes, afaik.

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>>727121640
not waiting to be rescued, but god that would be nice. no i don't expect it, hence the sadness
>>727121655
i didn't know that. i'll look into it
>>727121998
i never smoked. i'll try not drinking any soda, i drink a lot of diet soda but i know it fucks with insulin and creates cravings, so i'll stop soda.
>>727122093
i did say that, but it's not like i said "give me nudes or i'll kill myself." i was going to say that either way, because i was heading out to attempt to kill myself. i say that all the time, i really do mean it but i always pussy out. but no i didn't say "gib noods or i shoot myself in the head rn."

i'm sorry you felt bad. i'm sorry i said that. i hope you can forgive me.
>>727122183
whew
>>727122222
fuck pents, gj. too bad my name isn't zeke, that would have been an epic get.
>>727122229
pic attached is me 100 lbs ago, i probably need to lose more like 150 lbs not 70.
also
>all that to still fuck hookers
fuck even if i did all that i could hug a girl who isn't a hooker?
>>727122465
i don't have wow, i don't play any games anymore.

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>>727116228
Oh look, it's you again. You've been coming here and making these shit threads for years. Write "Hello Random Board" with a timestamp on your left asscheek so we know it's you.

Women are not fucking worth it. You need to hire a prostitute, you lazy sack of shit. Check backpage and craigslist. Have sex, realize it's barely better than a pocket pussy, and then go back to your big boy man cave, eat some chicken tendies, and install Gentoo. It's that easy. If you still lack direction and purpose, get a goddamn job.

>>727123240
Whew lad. It seemed that way when you said it. If you didn't mean it like that, then I apologise.

>>727123369
You just got manipulated into an apology by a fat narcissistic lazy bastard who has made the same threads for months maybe years

Shame on you

>>727116228

id cuddle you
I always reply this to this thread
that guy is fucking cute, maybe its just pity or the fact that he looks like he is soft and mushy

timestamp

>>727122516
i'm trying to watch all of friends but all the relationships make me super fucking sad. same with the office, parks and rec, etc. recommend me a show where no characters ever hug or have sex or have relationships with females if such a show exists.
>>727122636
joke's on you, it's been way longer than a year. like 3 or more
>>727122933
i have, and i know you posted more again today in that thread with the girl trying to sell nudes. it really hurts that you'll give them to ANYONE EXCEPT me. like fuck, how fucking worthless am i that EVERYONE gets it except me? but it's cool don't worry about it it doesn't matter

Anon nobody gives a fuck but trust me when i say YOU ARE NOT ALONE BRO...you dont DO IT CUZ U PUSSY TRUST I ALWAYS PUSSY OUT TOO...you still have worth trust someone who understand those feelings

>>727123822
I thought I explained this, maybe not.

I don't do 1 on 1 nudes because it feels way too personal. Posting on this board means I'm not sending thrm to anyone in particular.

>>727123804
My bad homie

>>727123822
superjail

>>727124031
Haha, was that you that derailed the $5 begging thread? If so, you have a very nice body.

>>727124274
Lol it was.
Shit went awry in there real fast

>>727123240
Why don't you play any games?

>>727116228
This dude was posting this last night too.

>>727123240
you need to get some fucking confidence dude, get good at something, get some friends. Don't let others push you around. Push other people around.

>>727116228
yeah sorry wish i had some good advice for you

im over the edge and ready to put myself on the news any moment so

>>727123291
nice try faggot. government shut down backpage btw
>>727123369
i tried explaining it that night but it doesn't matter
>>727123819
hold on i'll try to stop crying

>>727123240
your not that bad dude. I know guys way uglier than you taht are married and have kids. not even joking. maybe lower your standards?

holy fuck I cant feel bad for this guy, he likes being sad
literally all of 4chan is trying to cheer you up because we are all on the same boat, but he keeps on being a faggot
he has to have an humilliation fetish or something

>>727124449
why?
you dont want to embarass yourself even more?

just timestamp

>>727124449
Iirc you wanted something for just you, right?

>>727124512
Yeah, man. My wife walked out on me and took our little boys. I cried for two years straight.

>>727124837
did she take the kids before or after you started crying?
you wont see them again if you keep being a fag

>>727124980
Funny. I hope this happens to you, too.

You look like a decent guy. I would have no problem taking a beer or two with you :)

>>727125284
>taking a beer

>>727125357
Cheers

>>727125114
Probably won't happen to any of us the way it happened to you because 99% of men aren't pussies who need validation from 4chan constantly and then still end up crying anyway because you didn't get enough asslickers in your thread

>>727125506
I dont think that guy is op

>>727122222
THE FUCKING DIGITS

>>727125114
stop being a fag?
if you mean depression it wasnt that hard tbh, I did acid once
then it was gone
ive been depressed for a fucking while too,
like my entire adolescence

look up microdosing or just stop being a fag, pretend everything is alright until it is

>>727125737
Ive had depression since I was 13 and did acid
Still have it bro

>>727125506
I rarely come this shithole and I'm not a pussy. When a woman walks out on you with your baby boy, come tell me what a big man you are. In the meantime, go back to jerking your little peenor to Chinese cartoons.

>>727124008
i'm sorry you also feel this way, it fucking sucks. thanks, how are you doing?
>>727124031
that's not what you said, you said you didn't do nudes anymore at all. but now you're posting them all over the place

it's fine but why lie about it
>>727124147
is that a tv show?
>>727124354
idk. just not fun getting btfo by little kids all the time and i don't want to waste all the time it takes to get good anymore
>>727124389
yeah i wish i could
>>727124437
i'm sorry
>>727124481
my standards are pretty low
>>727124624
i have to get paper then. next post
>>727124664
yeah

>>727125864
try harder
or at least try, really try
if you dont wanna do it the hard way then at least do ayahuasca, dmt, shrooms, whatever

whining on /b/ is the worst thing you could be doing

>>727125868
If you're OP go fuck yourself my statement still stands.
If not, why the fuck did you respond to a comment aimed at OP with your story? Sorry, I assumed you were the saddo who makes these threads

OP you need to stop apologising man
Learn to have some confidence, go to public speaking lessons or some shit it'll help in real life too
try listening to some harder music too like old school gangster rap or metal whatever floats your boat
The kind of shit that talks about being the fuckin king and shit

At the end of the day the only one that can pick your self up is you, stop crying to /b/ you need to do this yourself

hang in there OP
it gets better
how old are you?

>>727125990
Oh. Idr saying that but to tell you the truth i say that all the time and end up coming back.
Addiction

>>727125990
superjail is a cartoon, its pretty cool

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>>727116228
Hi anon I know those feels. I can't even tell you to be positive because it would be a lie. Just know that some of us are suffering right along with you.

>>727126159
Read the thread, you fucking half-wit.

>>727126179
yeah. the happiest i ever was was when i was trying to listen to more metal and rap.
>>727126351
26
>>727126738
still hurts really bad, i even said at the time you had posted pretty recently so it seemed like a convenient excuse to not sent stuff to me

>>727126791
i'll look into it, i only have netflix and it's not in there but i'll find links on google

>>727116228
Is this actually you? Or are you pretending to be this guy?

>>727120121
I recognise that forehead

>>727127347
kisscartoon.me

>>727127347
Well it's just the 1 on 1 thing I don't do. I have a bunch of /b/tards on snap and they never get anything private

Idek why it bothers you, I'm not exactly a model or person of significant attractiveness. Just an average whore bro

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>>727127888
What an odd thing to recognise.

>>727127317
Yeah I did you fucking tard. Follow the quotes all the way up and the original comment on the chain is aimed at OP. You just interjected with your sob story for no reason. Fucking quarter-wit.

>>727116228
Op you look normal enough. Seen uglier guys with girls, start doing social shit more often. Hang out with the boys. Next thing you know theres pussy all around

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>>727127467
>>727124624
okay i stopped crying long enough

>>727118711
>>>check out the 3 most well known, overplayed songs by this very popular band that everyone knows

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>727127197
i'm sorry anon
>>727127950
awesome thanks
>>727128223
because you said you'd have sex with me and then you wouldn't even send nudes so it felt like every nice thing you said was a lie
>>727128480
thank you for being nice to me

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>>727128314
I'm an odd guy

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>>727128918
Welp I wasnt lying. Ur sexable ok.

>>727128972
I love you

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>>727129178
I <3 u 2 bb

>>727129425
How do u have all these?
What is going on

>>727129178
oh shit, i wasnt expecting you to be this cute ngl
*tips fedora*

>>727129178
Why the fuck are you torturing OP like this

>>727129792
Just saying I wasn't lying. He could easily get a girl if he relaxed more

>>727128631
mmmm fuck
I should know this
whats that
the only thing that comes to mind is "aminoacid"

>>727129178
I remember you from r8 thread
you have huge eyes

>>727129885
This. Shouldnt have trouble pulling pussy if he manned the fuck up and maybe got out of this puny town hes apparently living in

OP do you have licence and a car? And where the fuck you actually from

>>727130145
My elderly music teacher in high school said the same thing

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>>727129580
tbh I'm as surprised as you are

>>727128918
ugh fucking is overrated
I should know, im gay and a top and everyone Ive ever met is a slut willing to do anything to make me cum
its awkward, hard and an effort
once the novelty of it dissapears youll be back to fapping to mlp

>>727116228
Dat you OP? Hey. You alright?

>>727130382
I dont think its a coincidence

>>727121422
whats your snap anon. you're cute

>>727123240
You look good in that photo, It's nice to finally see you smiling for once.

>>727130536
Most people on here start with "ayy lmao", so probably not

Take xanax, fuck bitches. Seriously, xanax is the shit. You'll feel so good and confident. Clean yourself up, go to the bar, don't drink, buy some half-drunk slut some drinks, and rail her. She'll be so wasted that she wont remember how the sex was and you'll finally realize offing yourself over bitches is stupid.
You'll gain more confidence as the xanax kicks in. Hell, start selling xanax to bitches at the bar and before you know it you'll be knee deep in the pussy.

>>727129178
>filename is today's date
So you're actually real. You're sending OP pictures of you posed like that, looking deeply concerned in the camera, and telling him you'd fuck him?
That's a bit messed up, don't you think? He's obviously looking for a connection to someone, he probably hasn't had that kind of attention from anyone locally, of course he's gonna be attached.

>>727131140
Those are just the pics I always take. If its viewed like that I wont anymore, sorry.

>>727130939
mm id have probably said that if I thought of it before

>>727116735
> ... ~3 years of posting.
>being ... 26 and never touched a girl, no hugs or anything

Mostly because you've been on /b/ for three years, rather than going out. Because you enjoy the sadness. It envelops you, holds you tight, warm, and comforting.

You *want* to be a 'loser'.

So, you're winning.

>>727131231
fuck these kikes, post your snap

>>727129178
Show your tits already

>>727124437
Why, man? This OP has been making these same fucking threads for many years and is legit just fishing for attention, but you might be saveable. What's bothering you, anon?

Op do you really think a girl would make your life better? Trust me a girl changes nothing she'd probably add some more headaches than you already have you'd be addicted to that chick and you would depend your life on her or something like that ever thought of that? A girl wont change you for the better you must do this yourself just hang on bro we all have our burdens to carry

>>727130051
oh shit idk, that was from biochem and that was 2-3 years ago now. i mean yes it's an amino acid but idk which one. histidine maybe idfk
>>727129178
idk it's hard for me to trust you

>>727131490
Don't trust me, that's a good thing.
Don't trust wimminz

God damn it you bunch of pussies.
Everyone has to overcome adversity in their lifes in one way shape or form. Why can't you faggots just accept that and do the fucking work? You aren't living if you aren't working. What would you rather be doing? Sitting on your ass feeling sorry for yourself and letting your life pass by as you sit and rot? figure it the fuck out already.

>>727131490
you know some chemistry
buy psychotria viridis or mimosa hostilis and make dmt at home
is easy as fuck and it cures your depression instantly

the most amazing, most fulfilling trip you can ever achieve
dmt is an epiphany made crystals

>>727131231
It's okay, I'm not calling you as a slut, but it's just that context matters.

>>727129178
Your actually 8 or 9/10, why do you 4chan?
Im a social failure and suspect ugly so i come on here for a laugh

>>727129178

wanna come over? I have a yard

>>727130343
sorry i just saw this, didn't see you so i assumed it was for someone else. yes i have a license and i own my own car. idaho.
>>727130504
better now, this thread has been distracting me from myself.
>>727130923
that's 5 years old.
>>727131103
i tried xanax before, just made me sleepy
>>727131250
i don't know about that. it's not like i ever once turned down any offers to go out
>>727131409
i just want hugs and cuddles and to feel appreciated and wanted. i don't really want a relationship but i know that's not something that happens.

>>727132170
>i just want hugs and cuddles and to feel appreciated and wanted

Maybe you should do something worth while to someone. That's how I attract hugs, cuddles, and feelings of appreciation from others. You know I don't sit in my room for 3 years, keep to myself, and shitpost on the internet.

>>727132170
I'm a straight man but if you need a cuddle I'll give you a cuddle /b/ro

>>727132048
Not actually that high of a rating to 80% of people anon, so am flattered.
I'm just as degenerate as most people on here. Depression, social anxiety, like attention too much. No female friends either, probably the biggest red flag.

>>727132170
Get in your car and fill it up
Go to a town/city that doesnt suck for a weekend
Go be a social butterfly even if it means being drunk as fuck and faking confidence
Fuck everything up
Come home
Continue life as per usual
Repeat next week

you look nice

>>727132477
where can I see your nudes?

>>727132751
They're all through the archives but Idk if anyone has put them anywhere specific sorry

>>727132477
>>727132477
10/10 would anxiously hug you <3
Is it bad that i find anxiety/shyness attractive in wimyns?
I find dorks 10x more attractive than normies. But losers can still be ugly. 8/10 still stands regardless

>>727132882
archives on which board? /b/? /soc/? gotta see some more of you

>>727132170
I figured the photo was from years ago but I've posted in your threads multiple times that you'd look better if you smiled for once, and it's nice that after all the multiple threads of you I've seen that I was correct

>>727132882
as the anon with the biggest collection, it is nowhere.

>>727133136
/b/

>>727133131
Gfycat /ShockedBoldArmyant
Face in motion doing nothing in particular. Also ur sweet

Posting on 4Chan every other day isn't going to make you a better person. Get a hobby.

>>727133131
Holy fuck the thirst is real. Kill yourself

>>727133270
where you from bby

>>727133376
Easy tiger

>>727133487
Far, far south of where most people here are

>>727132170
You must love and appreciate yourself first to get love and appreciation from others op you cant get a hug if you're not going out you could collect a lot of positive experiences by just going out
There are many faces in this world many
Different minds you would be surprised
But you won't experience that if you stay at home with your insecurities and fears holding you back you must gamble to get you win some you lose some but the experience stays and makes you stronger that's life op if you cant find something to live for you better go out and find something to die for

>>727133528
he is right tho
I dont trust people like these >>727133131

>>727133681
I don't trust anyone on here, the words are still ok to read

>>727132477
Hey maybe I can ask you this then:
I met my friend Madison this year. She has a boyfriend that she lives with, but was super flirty with me. Im talking like, she constantly joked about what she thought my dick looked like, she liked to initiate body contact and wrap her legs around mine, and she always wanted me to hang out.
Idk why, but something told me not to take the bait. I realized later that she's been hanging out with this other dude who wasn't her boyfriend. We talked today and she told me that she has more guy friends than girl friends because that's just how her humor is.

My question is: Do you think "that's just her humor?" Or do you think she just wants attention, like you said?

>>727133649
south america? that may explain the brown eyes

wish my skin was as clear as yours

>>727133807
peru.

>>727133776
She's a flirt on an inappropriate level and likely enjoys the attention, whether she wants the guy or not.

But I can only judge based on what you've given me

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>>727133270
How about dinner sometime.
*fedora*

Wish i could find a way around my awkwardness that leads me to coming across as creepy. Last time i was talking to a cute girl irl i was too drunk to hold conversation and my mind just went wild at how cute she was. Very distracting that she was shoulder height too... at 5'10 thats uncommon for me.
Oh wow actually moms spaghetti right now brb kms

>>727133776
do you live in Canada?

>>727133376
Is it thirst if i dont expect anything out of it? This is the internet. Im just here to discuss.

>>727119369
back to tumblr fag

>>727133807
Not even America, friend.

>>727134121
Just practice everything on ugly girls, they're easy asf.

>>727134012
>She's a flirt on an inappropriate level and likely enjoys the attention, whether she wants the guy or not.
Yeah, look at how she's yanking OP around. Poor bastard.

>>727129178
You're from New Zealand right? Met your boyfriend through some game? Experiented with cutting at some point?

For the last 4 years, every now and then I drop by /b/, see you and we always end up talking haha. Good to see you again! :)

>>727134468
Wut?

>>727134399
please this american with your non-american jugs. I'll love you forever

>>727134521
Mebbe.
Hello again anon! How are you?

>>727134399
I really cant fake anything. I couldnt pretend to be keen on a ugly even if i had 12 hours to get pussy or die

>>727134012
Yea I know it's biased from my point of view. But let me ask you, and I hope you don't take offense, but when you do that to people, do you think that you're leading them on?
In this case, it kind of hurt thinking that this girl threw out so many signals to me, only to be like "Oh I'm not a slut. It's just who I am."

>>727134597
I'm alright! Better than how I usually am when I talk to you... How are things with you? If I remember correctly, you weren't too happy when we last spoke

>>727134000
who's from peru? the creepy guy or the grill with bug eyes?
im from argentina

>>727134241
Nope. 20, Male - USA, Pennsylvania

>>727134785
big eyes

>>727116228

hey can i ask you about what living in america is?

>>727116321
Jurassic park?

>>727134722
Well I personally don't do that irl, I'm too shy. But imo it is leading someone on unless both parties are aware it's just a casual thing. Kinda sucks she does that tbh. You might be better off without her in your life

>>727134761
Things are ok. Got ditched by a male friend I was close with today. Kinda messed me up a bit, but other than that can't complain! Been obsessed with Fallout 4 lately. Oops.

>>727134785
I'm not from Peru lol

>>727134991
Metallica - Fade to Black dude

>>727134527
She keeps saying he's fuckable and shit when he obviously isn't. Just to get his attention. Or just to hijack his thread.

>>727116228
got a kik?

>>727135138
POST BOOBS (. Y .)

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>>727135168
You're actually talking to me rn, and I don't find him unattractive.

>>727135168
Bro the comment you replied to was the same girl you're talking about lol.

>>727135364
but you did say he was fuckable right?

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>>727135333
Since OP is ded(?), 1 from earlier

>>727135297
yes. autist9000
>>727135364
just ignore him please it's making me feel bad. it doesn't matter if you do or not

>>727135512
Yes.
Eye of the beholder. He is someone I'd let take me home.

>>727135564
Oops you are still here.

And ok. Will do. Sorry man

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>>727117237
>born in the wrong generation
>i remember when b was real

>>727135520
Cucking OP in his own thread... Brutal. `

>>727135765
Not.. like that... thought it might die shortly

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>>727135813
are you suggesting we dump nudes until then

>>727136007
Go for it. Everyone likes boobies

>>727133270
Finally realised context of the gfycat thing. Yeah big eyes as many have said but see no real issue here.

>>727135594
>>727135673
okay just do whatever you want it doesn't matter.
>>727135765
oh well, it's a well known fact that people would rather see tits than talk to me.

>>727136241
Nah dude, Ill bugger off. Sims is calling.

Feel better soon.

and here we have yet again found more evidence of my worthlessness.

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>>727136145
sure

>>727136384
What?

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>>727135138
Yeah, your right on that. I tend to get attached to people like her too, so it's best to cut her out now.
Thanks for an actual decent conversation, on /b/ of all places.

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>>727136384
I feel you may have taken the wrong impression from this thread anon

>>727136384
>Complains when female talks to and defends him
>Complains when she leaves

>>727116548
Now that were past this...

>>727136384
faggot
you dont deserve the pity that you want

>>727136384
lol dude you're such a fucking attention whore just fuck off already

>>727117237
Agreed. Now go outside

>>727136592
she was defending herself

and she started her tits when she thought i left, so i'm pretty sure she didn't mean any of it. she just wanted the attention.

i wasn't complaining that she left, i didn't even see that she had left.
>>727136448
don't worry about it.

you got cool eyes

>>727136976
You have got to be kidding me dude, come on
I posted them not because I thought you'd left but because I thought that SINCE you may have left, the thread would be almost dead and they wouldn't stay up for long.

Yiiikes

>>727116228
I would bet my right nut that you eat a poor diet, that you are overweight and that you don't exercise, and these things are 90% of your problem.

>>727136976
>she just wanted the attention.
>says the biggest attention whore of 3 years straight

>>727137438
I could literally post my cunt with his name written on it and he would find some way to say I'm still a liar doing it for attention lol...

>>727129178
You got Kik?

>>727137650
true
but while we're on the topic, how about doing it with my name?

>>727137726
I did but uninstalled it sry anon

>>727135520
did someone save this? I stepped out for a minute and missed what the fucking pic was

>>727137650
He's hopeless, I guarantee people have attempted to help him in real life just like the people of 4chan have been trying to help for the 3 years that he's spammed this shit and just like you attempted to help him. At this point I'm pretty sure he just likes being sad and enjoys the compliments that he gets from these threads. There's just no point in trying so we may as well move on with our lives.

>>727137800
zz what about snap

op, you are toxic and dumb
you deserve to be sad

>>727137932
Entirely possible anon.
I'll never understand this mindset.

>>727137800
reeeee i missed your post pls BOOBS (. Y .)

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>>727137865
Maybe this...?

>>727137865
I did

>>727138173
post it nigger

>>727138097

LOLOLO

>>727138007
I was really depressed for like a couple years and the LAST thing I did was tell people. Unfortunately I don't have any advice because I literally just woke up one day and it was gone and it's been gone ever since but I certainly didn't go out and tell everyone. I don't understand it either

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>>727138073
>>727138230
>>727137865

>>727137932
nobody ever fucking tried to help me in real life
>>727137650
yes, how would that not be for attention? don't do it.

>>727138271
I feel you. I'm still coming out of mine, have some bad days but it's a lot better than it was. And I didn't share it with everyone either... it was embarrassing to me and I felt stupid.

>>727138382
It would be what you wanted man.. arrrr

>>727138346
damn. they look exactly like I feared they would. oh well. at least her face is fucking cute. even that might be a camera angle trick

>>727138534
Whats wrong with them?

Also theres a gfycat link further up of her face

>>727138460
why would that be what i wanted? why would you think i wanted that?

>>727138605
yeah I saw that. they look like skin that's been moist for too long. I guess I'm a faggot that's picky about nipples. I like firm nips

>>727138658
U wanted something for you
N you doubt me in every way

>>727138534
this >>727138605
she has some pretty great tits, 'lying on your back' is when tits usually look their worst

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>>727138747
Hey, I resent that!

>>727138460
Oh I'm sorry to hear it, at least you're getting better. I did go through major heartbreak however I was depressed before that happened. Maybe the heartbreak was so bad that once I finally got over it my brain decided that life actually isn't so bad? And then made me snap out of it? Idk. Anyway good luck to you, I hope you can wake up one day and have the depression just be gone like I did. I'm incredibly incredibly happy every day that it left me.

You know what? Fuck you pal. I'm in my 40's and I'd kill to be in my 20's again. Know what's more pathetic than being 26 with no life? Being in your 40's having pissed away 20 years on bad decisions. I guaran-fucking-T-U whatever you think you've fucked up is not as bad as all the times I've intentionally fucked myself over. Grow up and see me in 20 years and we'll find out who can take the piss.

>>727116228
Oh hey it's fat brandon! it's been awhile man, how's going? still want to fucking die?

>>727138957
>fat Brandon

>>727138801
Yeah they look better now that you're standing imo

>>727139023
Hooray!

>>727138801
well maybe we can fight it out over snapchat. I'm open to being convinced.

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>>727139019
ye

>>727138940
Seriously he's got so much potential he can do literally whatever the fuck he wants get a job go back to school learn a trade teach English abroad go hop trains and possibilities are endless he's not even that bad looking smh

>>727139158
You sneaky snek

>>727139287
post snapchat pls

Aaaaaaand she successfully hijacked OP's thread

>>727139396
its for the best, OP was kinda bringing me down

>>727139287
i'm waiting for that snap girl

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>>727116228
God fuck damnit! Again you post this thread. It's been like 6 months you've been posting them. Get help dude you're obviously clinically depressed as fuck.

WHY? What's wrong with you man why won't you get help?

>>727139252
i'm in a doctorate program

>not that bad looking
>not THAT bad
>THAT

so i am bad looking
>>727138940
i'll probably kill myself before 30, would rather be an hero than a wizard.

>>727139681
>i'll probably kill myself before 30

good

>>727139681
For fucks sake the whore in this thread would fuck you, get outside you dumbass

>>727139828
to be fair I think she'd fuck all of us at the same time. while OP sits and watches

>>727138757
yeah, exclusively for me. not for you to post your cunt for everyone in the guise of doing it for me. what the fuck. that proves it, you only were in it for the attention and every nice thing you said was a lie.

>>727139896
THISSSSSSSSSSS

>>727139917
Know what? Fuck you man, I never said where I'd post it. I didn't ask for this, originally I tried to HELP YOU. I give up

I like women now.

>>727139525
not op, but op and i had a nice short chat about books in his background once, then he asked for my email and it got weird.

he seems like a real nice guy and i do agree that he needs help. it'd be such a waste if he offed himself. he's a fucking gorgeous chubby bunny, i'd suck him and fuck him.

also, this>>727139828

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>>727139681
Dude, what's the actual issue that gives you grief? Are you for real putting that much value on a woman in your life? Why? Just for real, answer the why for yourself and us.

>>727139917
dude. you're such a little bitch. how old are you again? why are you acting like a high school kid

>>727140057
i'll send you snaps of my gfs tits.

>>727140057
>I like women now.

top fucking kek

>>727140154
i think we can gather he isn't 30 yet.

>>727140074
>then he asked for my email and it got weird.

How so?? Explain pls

>>727116228
Bro, if this is really you, I've seen you post on here a lot. I'm being completely honest here. You're got a "cute" look. Sure, you're not spectacularly handsome, but I've known some downright ugly mother fuckers get some good looking girls. Keep the beard sure, and your haircut is fine as well, just put a lil more effort into styling it. You can tell that you're overweight, so hit the gym bro. You don't need a physique like a god to get a girl, tbh most girls just want a decent build, slightly athletic. A little chub never hurt anyone's chances. I'm willing to bet that your main problem is the way you interact. You're probably nervous and awkward as hell... especially around females. The only thing to do about that is force yourself into social situations. Even if you embarrass yourself, it's only in front of a small percent of people. People are more worried about embarrassing themselves than thinking about you anyway. If we lived in the same area, I'd chill with ya and help you out. "Instead of trying to find the right woman, focus on being the right man" keep that quote in your mind. Work on yourself physically and mentally... AND FINALLY... stay the fuck off of /b/. This place definitely ain't good for you. If your depression is debilitating to the point that you can't do any of the things I recommend... get on some meds man. Smoke some weed. You're not as bad as you think. You're not even ugly bro. Get it together. Don't expect it to happen overnight either. It'll take time, but it'll be time well spent.

>>727140362
it was nothing bad. it just got a little awkward.

>>727140493
Oh okay. Like he just didn't really know what to say or something?

>>727140057
how did you try to help me? by being all nice in the thread and then being all rude in snapchat?
>never said where i'd post it
well you don't "post" things to private conversations, but you do to public things, like /b/

tell your boyfriend i'm sorry about that.