Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm h-here for you, Anonymous.

>>727109364
*wraps you up in a blanket*

>>727109528
*smiles sincerely* T-thank you Anonymous, I am a b-bit cold it seems <4

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>727109604
*ruffles your hair*

*cuddles you*

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>>727109630
W-will that be all sir?

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seems like an interesting night, sis.

>>727108495

I just don't want to be alone any more
I want to feel some one next to me, some one who cares about me. Some one I matter too, some one who I can enjoy my life with

I hate being alone, I can't take it any more. I feel like I'm repulsive or something. I don't hate women, I'm not delusional like a lot of people like me are. I know its me that's the problem not them. This is just getting too much for me to want to deal with

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>>727109815
S-so why are you alone?

>>727109364
Everything in life has lost its shine haven't had fun in a while, basically living life as an empty shell getting by the day. Want to try new things, but just end up doing the same old, how do I get out of this cycle?

Hey Alice, are you feeling better? <5

>>727109364

>>727108876
>...I t-think maybe you have problems besides being disillusioned or d-depressed, actually.
I think that maybe I do. But what really are problems? What is definition? If the majority agree to the definition of something, does that make it the true definition, or is the true definition apart from that?

Is it only a problem if I don't like it?

Some schools of thought don't agree with the term "disorder" for some things, you know. You do know, right?

>N-not every thread. Just g-go to my chat if you w-want to confirm it is me.

>N-not every thread. Just g-go to my chat if you w-want to confirm it is me.
I don't care enough to check.

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I have returned~!

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>>727109874
H-have you tried going to a d-doctor?

>>727109890
Yush <4

>>727109908
T-the vast majority of them do dear.

>>727109874
What new things do you want to try? <5

>>727109935
nice tights.

>>727109935
Go away.

>>727109364
medicine for self-hatred

anything other than bullet to the head?

>>727109873

I'm garbage I guess

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>>727110046
Thank you~!
>>727110068
No.

>>727109364
Rough night for you Alice.

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>>727110093
Y-yes, a professional therapist <4

>>727110103
In w-what ways are you garbage?

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>>727110160
*blinks* H-how so? I've s-seen a lot of anons <4

1. do you have a boyfriend?
2. what kind of guy do you like?
3. at what age did you lose your v-card?
4. how often do you please yourself?

>>727110006
no im poor and have no insurance
>>727110022
I dont know thats the problem

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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A-Ask me the question

What are the main subjects?

>>727110006
>T-the vast majority of them do dear.
I'm not like most people.

>>727110295
Welcome to the club kid. Now step aside or go to therapy.

>>727110093
Self Hatred ==> depression. See a therapist about this and maybe try depression Rx. Most people with self hatred get caught in a cycle that w/o realizing it, they are getting something/ avoiding something by feeling like they should hate themselves.

>>727110103
you are not garbage my dear <5
but you may choose to act like garbage though!
Why do you want someone else in your life?

>>727110299
why do you wear the mask?

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>>727110259
1. No
2. A tomboy <4
3. Can't remember
4. occasionally

>>727110262
W-what state are you in?

>>727110295
You may w-wish to go to a doctor.

>>727110233
And how many threads have you had to delete now?

>>727110453
california

>>727110406
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

This is literally just another autistic furfaggot circlejerk and nothing else. Fucking kill yourselves. There is no sense trying to kill me with kindness either. I am your enemy and I will not sympathize with you.

>>727110453
idaho

>>727110453
arkansas

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>>727110460
I've "had" t-to delete them? W-weird, who held the gun t-to my head <4

>>727110584
L-let me see...have y-you checked the exchanged to s-see if you get a tax credit?

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>>727110562
soOoOo edgy m8.

>>727110295
I think you just put on your mask of craziness. Take it off, I know you're lovely and capable of feeling fine emotional nuances <5 Probably more so than many others!

>>727110584
F/u to Alice. If $$ is a problem try calling 211 (social services) or contacting your local MHMR. They should be able to help you with local resources.

>>727109364
How do I learn to handle criticism?

>>727110536
Jeez, relax dude. Unless you have comitted murder calm the fuck down.

>>727110173

I don't really know how to put it in words

>>727110438

It looks fun, it looks nice having some one to share you time with who's more than a friend. I've never had that, I've never had some one to cuddle, I just want to see what it's like

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>>727110334
I like math

>>727110452
Because you don't want to see what I am like with it off

>>727110709
>lolol edgy!! xD
>MEEMS

die newcancer

>>727110819
This, is a good question! Try to change your perspective about being wrong.

If you were always right you would have a very hard time ever improving yourself. By being able to be wrong you are teachable and therefore able to improve yourself!

That and understand some people are not good at communication and sometimes the kindest intents are not communicated as kindly...

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>>727109364
What are your thoughts on psychological prerequisites for generative grammar?

>>727110562
why not sympathize with us and why are you our enemy? I'm only trying to help and be a positive influence on someones life <5

I'm codependent.

I do multiple things very well but can't get to step forward due to myself wanting others to also come with me.

Wat do?

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>>727109364
this thing was trying to peg me, please help :(

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>>727110661
>I've "had" t-to delete them?
You know what I mean...

>>727110975
if I take it off, will you die?

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>>727110819
W-well, why do you dislike criticism?

>>727110890
T-try me <4

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Oh boy :)))

what the fuck is this autism

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>>727110536
Have you tried taking a nap?

>>727111064
You're trying to be a faggot for your own faggoty masturbatory desires.

Stop trying to pretend this is anything else.

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>>727111035
settle down roody-poo. It's not even summer yet! Bit early for you, yeah?

>>727109364
What are your credentials again?

>>727110890
oh, so you're curious about how it's like. then just enjoy the building of curiosity, it can be very delightful. engage with others in a playful way and be open to what they have to offer and be open about what you have to give <5

>>727111072
Co-dependency sucks. Way to broad of a problem for an imageboard therapist to help with. Seek a therapist specializing in CBT/DBT. DBT is especially effective at borderline / co-dependent behavior.

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>>727111150
Is psychology a worthwhile profession?

Also do girls like long hair?

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>>727111127
It would be extremely autistic

>>727111055
What's a good way to practise?

>>727111216
I am not altruistic at all my dear <5
I want to live in a happy world, this is really selfish and I feel good when transmitting positivity. Do you feel good when transmitting negativity? Why do you hurt yourself? Enjoy life <5

>>727110858
There is an idea of Me; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

>>727110295

You should probably return those video tapes.

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Why shouldn't I bring about the thousand year Reich, march on parliament and hang the corrupt bankers/politicians?

>>727110006

>>727109908
>I think that maybe I do.
But that doesn't mean I'm saying that I'm disillusioned. It's a fact that I'm not "disillusioned."

Anyways, I consider possibilities, which includes various things, and I rank probabilities. Well, I consider possibilities more than I rank probabilities, since I don't care too much about most things to find the truth.

I hold a high standard for proof.

Maybe I like to look at things from a more external view because of my nature, and like doing it because I was good at it. Maybe I consider the various possibilities in part for appreciation of the vastness that is life, because I like it.

Why do I like it? Maybe it's in part because I'm good at it.

But I also think that I'm bad at it. Relative to most, I'm good, but I'm not as good as I could be, as I could've been.

I'm not as good as I could've been if my parents raised me better.

I'm not as good as I could've been if I made better decisions. However, like many things, there are various variables at play, and the way my parents raised me contributed, and still contributes, to the decisions I make.

>tfw this post isn't as organized and efficient as it could've been

I've wasted so much time, and I'm not what I could be.

I could be better.

To a standard relative to humanity, I'm great.
To my own standard, I'm a piece of shit.

>>727111150

I really can't put it into words

>>727111315

With who, I've tried online dating and other things in the past, I've got close with a few girls but I don't meet new people any more as I don't have any situations to do so

Its not going to happen I just need to some how learn to deal with it

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>>727111072
H-have you gone to a doctor yet?

>>727111120
I d-deleted them because you can't after 30 m-minutes <4

>>727111421
S-sure, if you/they are into it <4

Same answer for both.

>>727109364

I get more and more asocial as I get older. I'm married, and have children, but everyone outside of my immediate family disgusts me, and I find myself struggling to even come up with a reason to associate with others, let alone actually do it.

Wat do?

>>727111562
Ok, now you sound like you are trying too hard to sound mentally unstable and that is honestly pissing me off.

>>727111562
have you once felt too much my dear ? <5

>>727110299
>>727109364

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>>727111708
T-that is actually relatively common.

>>727111508
I thought I told you trying to kill me with kindness was useless because I hate everything you represent and have done to /b/, you massively lonely autistic faggot.

>>727111150
I get criticized for being too cold
Schizoid avoidant

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>>727111500
Try slowing down anytime you are corrected / criticized and working backwords from how you are feeling to how you are thinking to how you percieved the exchange.

You can also do this with past criticisms in your quiet time so that it comes easier.


PS I'll post this horribly written therapy hand out until people like it!

>>727109364
I'm a pathological liar. I lie about everything, to people who matter to me and even those who don't, about the most mundane things just to make myself more interesting. I even have a few big lies that I have to keep up constantly. Its pretty annoying at this point. What do?

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>>727111851
Thanks for being an idiot anon. Alice said they had something to ask me. Besides, I am the better advice giver in these threads

>>727111705
>I d-deleted them because you can't after 30 m-minutes
Why tho? Your threads are always popular (for good or ill) easily hitting the limit and it's not like /b/ archives.

>>727111854
Can you handle my 3 inch of pleasure?

>>727111699
With anyone that passes your way. Don't think about human interaction in these rigid terms of dating and such. Just watch and feel, be open, for acceptance as well as rejection or neutrality. Don't make your thoughts about yourself and your emotions depend on how others treat you. You are alright if you want to be <5

>>727112131
hot

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>>727112133
It m-makes it easier to control how f-fast it moves <4

>>727111869
Why do you think I want to kill you my dear? <5
Why do you hate it?

>>727112299
Why you are such a retarded fag?

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>>727112391
I'm n-not <4

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>>727112266
I always try to keep it hot ;)

>>727112103
accept yourself and work on what you really are. you don't need to be "good", there is no "good" human. just know you're alright no matter what others say <5

>>727112349
So not only are you a giant faggot, but you're also a retard with no reading comprehension apparently. Do the world a favor, suck on a tail pipe and spare the world from ever being exposed to your defective genes.

>>727112119
This is evident by all the people lining up to ask you for advice.

>>727112103
Sounds like self image is a big problem for you. You may want to look inward rather than outward for approval. Try developing some goals and work towards them to improve your self worth then brag about your accomplishments that you actually make.

as hokey as it sounds it's your opinion of yourself that's going to determine how happy you are in the long run.

Theres, a girl I like at work and I think she like me but I'm to arquard/shy to do anything. Say something inspiring so ill do something about it.

>>727112472
oh bb~

How are you doing today?

>>727112232

It doesn't fill that void, I'm not completely shut in I do see people from time to time

I want to be physically close to some one, I want to feel loved

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>>727112439
Yeah you are, a narcissistic one to boot.

Sekusu wo shitai desu yo, Alice sama to ;)

>>727111708
>Wat do?

Since you seem to not like being less social, be more social.

You have a problem with people, and there are many ways to solve this.

You want to be more social, and you want to not feel disgust around other people, right?

Classical conditioning maybe?
Cognitive behavioral therapy?

You interact people, and make it a habit to correct yourself when you're getting upset.

Reward yourself, punish yourself.

Change the way you think.

Actively seek that which you will like about people.

Increase the amount of things you like in people.

Figure out what you could like things about people.

Figure out what it could be in your best interest to like people.

Think.

Think a lot.

I accidentally told my girlfriend who was in a previously abusive relationship that I had fleeting thoughts of "if she cheated on me, id bash a lamp over her head" I don't want the relationship to end, but there's no way in hell she'll want to be with me, is there? If there is, what do I do? I legit love this girl and I wouldn't ever do anything to harm her actually, it's just she pressured me to tell the absolute whole truth and I caved. What do p-psychologist?

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>>727112683
W-what are you, stupid? Fucking t-talk to the girl you idiot!

Why do you think anything can happen if you do nothing?

>>727112748
Could b-be worse.

>>727109364
What's it like being poor with a shitty degree?

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>>727112391

>>727109364
I feel a lack of emotion around many people besides a select few. I may be a narcissist, however I wish it to not be that. It's just that dwelling in selfish decisions is something I would rather not do anymore. I once felt, but it seems my life consists of trying trying to get it back, and poetry.

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>>727112623
People don't want to hear the truth. They come here for empty encouragement and platitudes

>>727112683
Not Alice, but

you can do it! Seriously we've all been there at one point in our lives. Worst case scenario she says no and you just downplay it and continue working together. Best thing is she say's yes!

>>727109364
Is this a loli or real a girl http://neetpussy.com

>>727109364
>>727109364
Hey Alice long time...something here (friend's with razour)

Do you have the real credentials of a licensed psychologist?

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>>727112874
J-just talk it out with her dear. Sit her down, tell her you are sorry, that you d-didn't WANT to think that w-way, that it just happened, etc etc.

Just communicate, Anonymous. This is not that big of an issue.

>>727112916
W-wouldn't know.

>>727109364
Hello, Eliza.

>>727112894
ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU ROASTIE CUNT
>>727112180

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Im a 20 year old virj and every girl I've ever liked has either led me on then snaked me out or has turned out to be lesbian or has turned out to already have a boyfriend.
Slowly starting to wonder what's wrong with me

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>>727113088
H-hello <4

>>727113111
This one is a cute one.

>>727110536
Sounds like the manic phase of bipolar disorder.

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>>727109364
Is there much of a gap between real mental illness and a bit of neuroticism?
I find myself in a funk most of the time, and while I do have brief moments where things aren't so bad, I'm more often wishing I had never existed to begin with.
Do you think that's a warning sign of depression?
Do you get depression later on or is it something that's obvious from birth?

Alice how do you deal with all these psychopaths. I'm an introvert but a prosocial person, and even small rejections are hurtful even if I know they don't mean anything. I've been trying to build my confidence by hanging out with psychos and autists and both for years now, but it's not working to change my nature.

>>727113065
holy SHIT what cartoon is this from? its been so long

>>727112874
Agree with >>727113044
The longer you wait to talk about it the more of an issue it is. Tell her you know what is you said and why you are so concerned about what you said. Now's the time to be really honest about it before it has a chance to fester.

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>>727113032
Hi again

>>727113300
xiaolin showdown

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>>727113185
Hi Alice.. hope you're better... n n

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>>727113180
H-how many girls have y-you been with?

>>727113287
N-not really, it's s-something of a spectrum honestly.

>>727113288
Oh, t-they are just friends I haven't m-made yet <4

>>727113324
This g-guy knows what's up, high five!

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>>727113335
Sorry, different guy. I just saved his stuff.

>>727113288
Well, you shouldd kys

>>727109364
How do I cope with never getting to be with Sarah Hyland?

>>727109364
Why da fuck you stuttering?

>>727112927
Besides this, I can't help but notice my mood changes. Perhaps it's manic depression, but shifting from happiness or what I feel as what happiness is to me nowadays to hating everything and hurting people, and selling drugs while not caring of the consequences.

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>>727113420
Ah damn, was hoping for more. Didnt manage to save the last few images he posted :(

>>727113429
After you

>>727112180
>>727113168
>>727113417
CAN YA FAKING HANDLE MY MIGHTY 3INCHS OF PLEASURE FUKING FAG RESPOND ILL KICK YOU IN THE RIBS IF YOU DONT FAGGET CUNT

>>727109364
I'm a drug addict, to no drug in particular.
I just hate being sober, especially at work where I have to deal with people all day. Usually its weed during the week. Weekends I drink from the time i wake up (usually a nice mimosa or tequila sunrise) until I go to sleep. If i get a prescription for anything remotely enjoyable (codeine, Vicodin, perks, hell i even went through a ambien phase) you bet I'll use that shit more than prescribed. Once again, sober life is just boring to me, and im much more outgoing when my mind is all wonky. wut do?

>>727113417
Well that's it for me in here Alice (high five!).
I'm headed to the shrine for a stop in before work. Good work setting the pace for you thread/s tonight. Hopefully it won't be necessary to do this every time...

>>727111059
yeah
I thought so

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>>727113515
By fapping to images of her.

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>>727113417
Thats my point I havent been with any because i keep getting cucked
Its also probably my fault because i cant really express my emotions irl

>>727109364
Fuck off you trap cunt! You aren't a woman and you don't have a psych degree.

You're also a shitty fucking cook

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>>727109364
u r not a psychologist. Stop trying to lure ppl in need away from actual help provided by certified professionals

Where do I find a stuttering text based gf like you? I've given up on physical contact.

>>727112803
Alice-senpai notice me! <6

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>>727113890
T-thanks for coming to m-my cooking threads <4

>>727113932
W-we do outreach dear.

>>727114029
K-kys <4

>>727113740
Not Alice, but with a past of addiction myself. There is only two choices. Stop, or continue living in pain.
Also, if you want to enjoy being high without addiction just simply stick to weed and non addictive things - LSD I recommend

>>727114083
"we" being "not psychologists", i take it

>>727114133
Say I won't lol

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>>727114289
What did you expect from this pretentious cunt?

>>727114083
Know how I know this is a b8 thread? Because the real trap Alice posts shitty selfies with stamps and argues with me over trap accusations....


Gtfo sperglord. I didn't post to fuck with some wannabe weaboo

>>727112894
I do talk to her at work, but I don't know I'm just waiting for the right time I guess.

We've been out drinking together before and even ended up falling asleep together spooning a few day ago, I guess I'm just scared of the rejection but if I don't say anything ill definitely be rejected.

I'll see her tomorrow and try say something, hopefully it will go well.

>>727114341
You won't, no balls
Cam or gtfo

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>>727114423
N-not a trap.

>>727114149
Ive done LSD several times mostly in college, shrooms as well. And the only things I actually go out of my way to buy are weed and alcohol, harder stuff like vicodin (my favorite honestly) I only use if im lucky enough to get a prescription for something. and I should also note that I dont drink during the week, mostly just smoke, so i dont think Im a full blown alchy, maybe a binge drinker.

Idk I just always feel like I need something in me

How tall iss alice?

>>727114406
i predicted all of this

>>727114527
Jerk off material for a year amiright

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>>727114478
It w-will dear <4 Just t-try.

I like you, Alice.

>>727110299
What are your plans for the future? Any projects you're working on?

>>727109364
Ok so I'm 23 and constantly have to argue cant live without doing so Im very stubborn I know this sometimes I will catch myself mid conversation and realize "why the fuck am I arguing about this?" Or I will realize I said aomething very hurtfulf without noticing till later. I dont know how to accept other opinions basically and how convey politely how I feel.
Wat do?

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>>727114793
I l-like me too <4

>>727111415
Am I too sick, anon?

>>727111705
I haven't gone to the doctor yet, I don't want him to tell me I also have social problems, I mean, I have no friends but I never feel alone, why should that bother me?

>>727112983
Yeah I know but knowing something and doing it are two different things.

Ill do it eventually, it just feels good to tell someone. Thanks for the encouragement.

>>727114874
You just need to argue with the wrong person at a bar and get punched in the face. I've seen it fix people with similar issues

>>727114528
I used to feel that way, when you're fucked up you're the real you eh? I stick to weed and psychedelics nowadays, it's your life man. I found more happiness enjoying life & smoking weed often, we're all different it's all down to your choice.

>>727109364
God dammit Alice, won't you just fuck off

Requesting Alice in dat bodysuit.

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>>727114874
W-well, you are doing it already; y-you just need to recognize it EARLIER in the conversation!

>>727113324
>>727113044
But the problem is she thinks that I have constant homocidal thoughts and now she thinks I need a therapist. I've tried to convince her its not the case but she won't believe me. How do I convince her im not a killer? I'm not even half capable of killing. I couldnt hunt bc I'd be taking the life of a deer, how could I hurt the love of my life much less kill her. What do Alice?

Posting in these threads always makes me feel worse

Every time I do it I'm like "not again" yet I do it again, I just can't keep these annoying thoughts and feelings I have inside any more

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>>727109890
The fuck is this shit? I'm incredibly disappoint at everyone in this th-thread.

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>>727115226
N-not quite yet <4

>>727115302
Tell m-me about them dear.

>>727115266
...m-maybe tell her all that stuff?

>>727115249
Seconded

>>727114406
see? Bitch immediately stopped talkin to me, the fuckin whore.
And then ppl say psychology isnt science

>>727114083
>I-I-I-I have t-t-t-o pretend p-p-peope l-like me because I-I-I-I-I-I'm a r-roleplaying cancer f-f-f-f-faggot w-w-with no f-f-friends

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>>727115434
W-why did I even post that....

Do I text my ex? I miss her so...

>>727115181
Yeah, and honestly I have a good life. got my degree, have a decent job, awesome girlfriend. Ive just been hazy through all of it. Depressing to think about some times.

I also get incredibly anxious if I dont have weed. Usually its only for a day or two at a time, and I'll resort to smoking rez or roaches (if nothing else, I'll drink) and I feel like that can be seen as an issue.

>>727115409
I have but she just won't listen

>>727109364
Why are you so needy and lonely that you open every evening an thread (beside the cooking thread)?

>>727115556
not alice here.
dump her and her delusions.
/conversation

>>727115578
anon, why do you spend so much time tracking OP's threads?

>>727115054
Damn ... I said I was leaving. OH well!

Nah, not too sick just co-dependency is very complicated and not a one-size-all model is gonna work well. As far as a Dr goes. Really... yeah it's up to you to determine if you have a problem that needs to be fixed. I do think co-dependency is a problem that could be worked on, but Rx meds will only go so far with such an issue. Seek out an LPC/LCSW.

>>727115266
You're making excuses though! Go TALK with her about it, open, honest, with as much care as you can muster. If it's worth it to be this upset about the idea of losing her, screw it, go see a therapist with her. I've worked with way worse before and things have worked out okay!

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>>727115527
I w-would recommend not doing that.

>>727115556
Give h-her time dear <4

>>727115578
Y-you haven't s-seen my schedule huh?

>>727115409

I have, today, last week, last month, last year and so on

It's the same thing every time, I should get help but we both know I'm not going to

>>727115516
because it made people ask even more questions, engage in conversation, and overall bring more life to your threads.

that, or attention, or both in unknown measures.

>>727115516
C'mon, post it again. You know you want to.

>>727115395
>I'm incredibly disappoint at everyone in this th-thread.
I'm incredibly disappointed in myself. I keep making plans to make myself better, but I keep doing nothing.

>>727115819
n-nah.

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>>727115794
S-so why not this time? <4

>>727115809
It w-was more hindsight d-dear.

>>727115819
No! N-not right now <4

>>727115654
> time tracking
Wat? You mean seeing every evening alice threads?

>>727115979
>No! N-not right now
B-but I *NEED* it! For... uh... research! (yeah, research)

>>727115687
alright, anon, you've been very kind and informative

hope your life goes well

thank you