W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D! Come, g-get some tea,

*autistic screaming*

>>727102111

Nice boots

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>>727102209
Are y-you okay?

>>727102111
Looking cute as always, Alice

>>727102338
.... TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alice thread, yayyy!

Im bothered by the lack of tea making.

>>727102111
I can't focus on work I need to do. What should I do?

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Hello, hope your week has been well.

I've been dieting hardcore and it's so rough but hopefully the results will be worth it :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jRv1cnjDA

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Hi Alice, welcome back. What flavor tonight? I'm parched.

>>727102338
.... TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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>>727102302
R-right? These boots w-were made for walkin~

>>727102395
T-thank you~ Even if y-your compliment is untrue.

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>>727102542
W-welcome back, she says. L-like I didn't run double duty threads l-last week.

I don't know 2B, l-let's see!

Hey, doing alright, actually. Hope you're feeling better.

Begone from this foul place succubus
Only the dead can know peace from this
shitho-incredible animeposting site

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>>727102111
Nice trips~ How was your day?

How are you tonight Alice?

Alice kinda reminds me of my wife before I lost her a few years back. Kinda happy to see this thread float around /b/ now and then.

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Passing thread bump. Nice outfit. You look like a Fire Emblem character

>>727102111
Are you a guy? Nice trips by the way:)

>>727102722
yes it is

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>>727102111
Hello by the way

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>>727102631
Q-quite a bit <4

>>727102514
D-don't lose more than a pound a week d-dear, it's unhealthy.

>>727102504
1. Break your project into tiny pieces that can be done in 1-4 hours
2. Arrange them based on what depends on what, then order them based on difficulty (easiest first)
3. Grab one, force yourself to do it; the dopamine from completing it will allow you to do the next one and the next one, etc etc!

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how's your throat today, sis?

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>>727102682
H-here Anonymous. This cup is just f-for you <4

>>727102606
I'll never get over you just tossing the sign that one time.... Totally savage...

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>>727102722
>>727102760
Wrong

>>727102856
I wanna see your face so bad

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>>727102722
N-nope <4

>>727102774
Hello!

>>727102659
I'm a b-bit tired, but other than that, q-quite well.

>>727102631
S-still a little sick, but stream tomorrow!

>>727102606
I can actually see your tits in this one

>>727102806
?? i lose more than that every time a take ashit you fuckin reet

>>727102856
*takes tea* thank you. *Takes sip*.

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>>727102760
S-sorry, didn't realize he asked y-you, and you had seen m-my genitals.

Why didn't you buy me dinner first?

>>727102895
T-that's me, the most savage OC on /b/~

My wife recently started up a Facebook account. I abhor social media because I am a privacy junkie. She posts pictures of our entire life, including our children, and I am very bothered by it. I have tried to talk to her about it seriously and honestly and she just accuses me of "being jealous of her being on Facebook." Wat do, Alice?

>>727102927
I'm gonna need proof
Im 100% sure this creature waxes their testicles and tush and wears a dress and goes outside with a buttplug on

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>>727103136
I'm gonna need proof for that.

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Wow Alice! I like the bright dress tonight! N-not saying I don't like your other dresses!

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>>727102953
T-then get an Alice Diamond Account on m-my patreon: alicemargatroid <4

>>727102975
It's almost l-like different clothes s-show off a womans body more...

>>727102992
Unlikely (if you actually do, get more fiber), b-but your weight does fluxuate a lot so it w-would be more properly "maintain one pound off a week"

>>727103030
Y-you are very welcome m-my love <4

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>>727102514
Considering you are a fat fucking piece of shit who can't do anything right, I assume the results will, in fact, not be worth it

>>727102111
I still don't get why you are doing the whole "3D" thing . Are you really that desperate?

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H-hey guys A-alice here. Did y-you know that if you s-succ your boss you can get more b-better job and if y-you email your b-boss 'ssucc my a-ass' you are magically o-of tomorrow?

>>727102111
I'm seriously sad, the last 3-4 days everything has gone wrong

Are you so ashamed of your face you have to cover it when you crossdress?
Also why are you roleplaying a speech impediment? Making fun of the handicapped isn't funny, especially if you are trying to be some sort of therapist.

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>>727103106
...I t-think you need to tone down your privacy obsession, if you can b-be called a "privacy junkie".

>>727103245
Thank y-you, it is my powerlevel hiding outfit <4

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this is what you mfs look like>>727103251
>>727103245
>>727103214
>>727103080
>>727102969
>>727102927

>>727102111
>and tell m-me what is bothering you.
I bother myself. I don't know if I know what's bothering me, but I have theories.

thought I'd seen an alice in boots like that before, but it seems I was mistaken and thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbi2HpXzCtU&spfreload=10

>>727102720
Alice best gba myrmidon

>>727103214
We can get our proof the same way
>>727103287
>>727103296
>>727103346
when did the old fags get here

Hi Alice, thanks for the tea!
The only thing bothering me right now is a headache

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>>727102975

>>727103346
I just like her dress?

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>>727103290
*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on your back* W-what's wrong Anonymous?

I'm here for you.

>>727102606
Is that a push up bra? Mine look sort of like that sometimes, if they're halfsies.

>>727103489
Work it celty!

>>727102111
You know, crossing your legs increases your blood pressure.

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>>727103348
D-do tell. Lay it all out for me <4

>>727103360
Y-yes, that's my outfit dear <4

>>727103470
T-try a coffee <4

>>727103489
yowza

>>727102111
I'm not sure if those boots or the trips are nicer

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>>727103346
I'm gonna need proof for that.
>>727103449
Yeah, by you posting yours!

>>727102111

You kinda remind me of my ex before she left us

Cancer doesn't really feel like a real thing till it claims somebody you love

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>>727103502
W-what therapy are you in? What medication are y-you taking? What counseling is your school giving you?

>>727103544
N-nope <4

>>727103623
Yes, I know. M-my BP is extraordinarily low.

>>727103625
Really? Your boots look way longer than that. Digging the outfit regardless.

Why are you seducing my fellow rejects succubus?
Do you have a hidden agenda
Will their seed increase your power?

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>>727103489

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>>727102806
Don't worry, I'll be careful ^^

>>727103280
LUL

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I have a question for the narcissist-in-chief.

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>>727103746
R-right? It's just a w-word until it actually impacts you....

>>727103764
Maybe t-they are <4

>>727103796
Good <4

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Alice, is it wrong that I have literally no aspirations, financially or otherwise, except fucking a woman bareback in the ass? That is the only thing I want in my entire life. Is there something seriously wrong with me? I often wonder what I'll want after I get the first thing or die. I don't know what i'll do if I don't lust after the ass fucking of literally any human. Yes I'm 100% serious

>>727103530
Can i mail you?

>>727103861
Shoot

>>727103922
ahahahaha

>>727103489
So you're a guy... You shouldn't lie no one is gonna judge you just don't lie to us

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>>727103861
Gross, go away.

>>727103876

Have you experienced something like that?

>>727103719
OP posts genitalia
>proof confirmed
i could just search for some shaved testicles and post them and say they're OPs but that wouldnt be very conclusive

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What the fuck is that
A hospital gown?
Ya burned yourself again?

>>727103861
Yeah?

>>727103977
Fuck you it's literally all I want

>>727103922

Anal is nice but it's not actually that nice, having taken a dick bareback before. I think once you do it a few times you'll get over it.

So try planning a backup aspiration, you know?

ive seen your posts before, and I'm kind of disturbed. What the fuck is with people and anime?

>>727103980
>no one is gonna judge you
>on /b/
I don't think so

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>>727103922
*blinks* W-why not just find a woman y-you can fuck in the ass then?

>>727103950
F-feel free: [email protected]

>>727104005
*nods* I t-think we all will, as w-we grow old.

>>727104057
find a hobby you enjoy
work to fund that lifestyle
ggwp
you pringle

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>>727103965
If she was in front of me I would.

>>727104041
Not you!
>kisses

Alice makes me sad somehow, but people disrupting the threads are kinda funny.

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>>727104010
Alice doesn't need to do that though, since it's obvious she's a girl~

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>>727103993
Hi

alice, what does it take for a person to change?

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>>727104095
I'm n-not from an anime dear.

And I help people. Problem?

>>727104093
No. I want to know if I should kill myself and I'm serious. It's all I want and it consumes me

>>727103980
You can see her camel toe dude...

>>727104141
>just find a gf

>>727103980
We will judge
we'll judge a lot
then we'll fap to the boipucc
and then we'll contemplate suicide
then go fap again
>then sleep

alice what's your backstory? id love to hear it. ive seen you on multiple occasions so im curious

also requesting for more pics/webms. you seem like a funny individual, so id like something that makes me laugh.

>>727102111
Can I get some closeup pics of that knife block on your counter? I'm thinking of modeling something like that for my 3D object design class.

>>727104141
because, obviously, i'm fucking horrible and fat

>>727102111
Hey Alice, what's your favourite tea? I'm a coffee-man myself but I find myself chilling and relaxing whenever I have tea.

>>727104186
how dreadful.

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>>727104095
This has nothing to do with anime tho
Its a self-entitled internet psychologist trying to play at other anons desperation. A pretentious charade.

>>727104232
Not fucking Alice thats for sure

>>727104266
Bloody do it weakling

>>727104297
I've known alice for 12 years. You want the real story, you'll hear it from me.

>>727104266
Why would this make you want to kill yourself?

Anal isn't like, that rare, anon, any good girlfriend will agree to it within a year of dating.

>>727103922
buttsecks is good and all, but as a man who has unlocked this achievement but otherwise has no aspirations... don't get your hopes up.

>>727104113
People on /b/ is always posting gay stuff we all know /b/ is 90% of faggots who love anime and traps so they won't judge they will just keep posting and treat him like a god