s/fur
Anyone got some awkward stories they'd like to share?
>couple of years ago
>visiting Japanese artist for dinner
>her art is pretty though her English is terrible
>about an hour in I need to use the bathroom
>I excuse myself
>well fuck, it's one of those fancy Japanese toilets with 20 buttons
>when I finish I notice that none of the buttons are clearly for flushing, they just have Japanese characters on them
>call for the Jap girl, asking how I flush
>she shouts up "Blue!"
>jesus like half the buttons are some shade of blue
>press bluest button
>get hit by jet of water
>what the fuck
>call her again
>she comes upstairs to the bathroom
>"I pressed a blue button and got sprayed by water!"
>she giggles at me, saying "And it's all over you. Electric blue."
>what
>I am literally begging now to know how to flush
>on my knees
>"Help me baby tell me what do I do?"
>"Electric blue" she says again, pointing to an electric blue button
>...
>I flush the fucking toilet
Where are my fucking /r/4chan upboats
Can you not start the thread with a dump-bot?
Or just a general use of pass, on second thoughts the posting is too irregular to be a bot.
It's not polite to use pass to have a huge portion of posts in a thread! Everyone else tends to leave the thread when that happens.
What's your smallest filesize pic?
Pic related
>>727094004
Sorry fam. Got over enthusiastic.
>>727094101
This
Help
I can't get the song "Electric blue" out of my head
>>727092625
I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's not s/fur.
>>727094903
Shit, that's a guy Pikachu isn't it?
>>727093939
Yaaa I fucking love sharks, we should get some more
>>727096027
holy fuck i love you
Last shark in my small collection
>Be me
>Have just killed some old man
>Uncle has shipped me off to England
>Am being escorted by guards so I don't do anything
>Ship gets boarded by pirates
>Decide to join them
>Have them start to bring me back home
>Left everyone else behind
>Time for revenge
What do you think of this man?
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>>727096542
>humans
Wow this generation of furfucks is autistic
>>727092625
Having been to Japan multiple times, any retard can figure out the toilet.
>>727097857
The joke
Your head
I have the song "Under the Booty stuck on my head, help!
I'm here for that stuck in a box shit but this thread is vanilla af
>>727098682
More like this? Unwanted creampies
>>727098983
People who post lots of messageless images tend to be very vanilla.
Put /^$/ in your filters, it filters out all the blankposts
>singing along with music
>hits crescendo
>match pitch of female singer
jeez I hope no one can hear me
>>727099732
Dude, nice
>>727092625
>s/fur
>posts a story of a toilet
>ditto is eating a Pikachu on LSD
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread.
>here's a dog demonstrating the complete lack of faith I have in OP
Something I might end up doing in the future is running mock pirate vs navy battles with actual ships.
It'd be pretty neat to use eyepatches that have screens behind them to overlay things like gunfire and cannonballs on top of the real world.
Requesting tongues and kissing.
>>727093459
Who's the artist?
Did someone say desu thread? -desu
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>>727100937
yes -desu
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>>727101041
>song is called "What does the fox play"
>it's not cringeworthy at all
amazing
Desu said desu to the desu -desu
>>727092625
Shouldve pissed in the sink, fucker
Im firin my desu- desu
Well I got to be going. If you want you can flood my discord with desu. https://discord.gg/6evuCtN
>>727102956
MOTH
AAAAAAA
>>727104363
>imminent vore
YES
EXCELLENT
AWESOME
HELLA