my crappy greentext story of the weekend: >be student in

Yeah man, but I have no cake so I'll just drink some whiskey while you eat.

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>>727074476
Here you go

>>727074683
Nice, chocolate + whiskey tastes great, have you got something to drink for yourself?

Shit man, I don't know you and I feel bad

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>>727074345
I'm saving this pic for next month. My name is Phil.

>>727074772
It's yellow cake actually haha. The edges of the cake are brown and my kitchen lighting is poor.
I have Miller Light but I'm just drinking Canada Dry for now.
Assuming you live in the US, any reason why you're drinking so early in the day?

If dubs OP cums on cake and eats it

>>727074345
>The foil we had on top of the cake ruined the icing

In the future, stick some tooth picks in the cake and they will keep foil or cling wrap from touching the icing. Then when it's time to cut the cake, you pull the tooth picks out and either leave the tiny holes or use a spoon or knife to kind of smooth them over.

Happy Birthday Phil.

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>>727074954
Isn't that brown shit chocolate?
Wrong assumption BTW, I'm an eurofag, but I also drink in the morning because why not? I am a living meme, Wojak-tier.

>>727074345
Hey Phil, it sucks that your classmates didn't want your cake.

May I have a piece?

well

happy birthday phil
sorry youre anti social or whatever your reason is

>>727074936
Happy early birthday, Phil

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Happy birthday, op. I'd have a slice with ya.

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>>727075209
Nein it is yellow.

I should've clarified. My name is not Phil. A character in the video is named Phil.

Maybe you give off such a creep vibe that they were suspicious you put pubes in it or some shit

>>727074345
Sorry to hear that OP. Happy birthday

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YO op pass me a slice will you

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>>727075230
>>727075330
You two can share a plate

>>727074345
Yo fuckers Happy BIRTHDAY give me DAH cake pls I want a big one

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>>727075948

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>>727076228
Just for you

>>727075173
Will do. Thanks!

>>727074345
Just made me remember the most epic birthday thread I ever was in.
Dude was named Phil.
Awesome anons gave him timestamped tits.
An anon from his city went out to drink a beer with him.

>mfw I just realized that was 6 years ago

Get me a piece of cake.
Happy Birthday you fucker.

>>727074345

Happy Birthday OP! :)

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>>727076907
That's pretty neat. Just curious, but do you recall the town that Phil lived in? (Or was it like a nameless cow town? That's what I live in)

Happy bday Phil! Count me in for a slice

>>727076482
Oaaaaahhhhhhg thx my sis wish you à happy birthday too and she want à pièce of cake too if it's possible :3

>>727077178
I recall it quite good because I'm the anon from his city.
It was Tübingen in germany.
Thanks for the cake.

>>727077266
>>727077293
Here you faggots go

>>727077344
Nice dubs. Sehr toll!

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>>727077674
My bad. I'm a faggot

>>727074345
This is the saddest thread I've seen in a while.
Write "ur an fgt" on mine please.

>>727077674
Das war klar. Wenn hier jemand Eurofag schreibt, meint er Deutsch.
Wo kommst du her?
Vielleicht beschert der Zufall dir ja auch ein Bierchen mit einer anderen Schwuchtel.

>>727077344
Checked. Damn, that was a twist. Good on you for sharing a brew with him.

>>727075529
That had me confused at first. Happy birthday OP

>>727078357
It was great for me too. I moved out of the City but I still meet Phil sometimes. Went on 4chan, won a friend. How things turn out sometimes.

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>>727078136
Faggot
>>727078260
Ich komme aus Cincinnati, Ohio (USA) aber jetzt wohne ich in nord westlich Indiana für Uni. Ich studierte deutsch in high school und undergraduate college.
Dass wurde sehr toll sein (that would be cool?), wenn ich nach deutschland gehen in der Zukunft!

>>727074345
>stuck around

>>727074345
Happy birthday lad

Cake is always good.
Get me a piece. Perfect after that pizza

>>727074345
nice cooking skills dude :D

Write "I <3 Harper" on my piece OP

>>727079080
>>727079224

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>>727079440
Whoop. I'm a faggot

friend doesn't even know my birthday is but his brother knows...

Happy birthday man. Also your story makes me feel. Cheers.

>>727074936
>>727079591
You two have the last pieces.

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>>727079540
Hell yeah Harper ass dog

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>>727074345
Mildly enthusiastic Birthday OP! Oh, and don't get cancer too soon, i guess :*

I would have stayed with you OP.
The cake looks great btw.

>>727080046
To be fair, I told you Happy Birthday at like 12:30 am

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>>727080246
Go to bed Jacob. You're like 150 miles away you can eat it anyway

Thanks everyone for eating cake with me over the internet.
I've moved everyone's pieces into my crappy baking pan, and will fondly remember your posts as I eat the pieces or throw them out

>>727075529

Nah man, Phil is cool, Happy birthday man, not a fan of cake but I'll have a slice

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>>727080860
You may have empty pan. Cake is gone now.
And thanks!

>>727074345
Happy birthday, you silly cunt.

>>727081064

Ooooh :( okay, a pan is good.

>>727074345
Happy birthday pal x

>>727080835

Happy birthday sir.

Lemme get some cake brisket


happy birthday

>>727082190
whoops didntvread the empty pan part

Alles Gute Phil! :)

>>727081064
...did you eat that whole cake by yourself, Phil?
No wonder nobody wants to hang around you while you eat, you're probably about 400 pounds.

>>727082572
No. Refer to >>727080835
I'll probably eat a little today and tomorrow. Then in garbage it goes.