Manlets Give me one reason you aren't getting leg surgery

I'd rather be a manlet than turn into a nigger

If that isn't shopped it's the most fucked up looking set of pins I've ever seen. If you're short be short. Don't do this and look like an abomination against nature.

>>727060227
one kick to the shins and you're done

>>727060227
>Pro-tip: you kant
Why the fuck did you ask then

>>727060227

What the hell is wrong with his legs?

Drugs? Inability to heal?

>>727060227
is this a joke?

>>727060432

It's a before/after picture of surgery that makes your legs longer you mongoloid, can't you read?

>>727060295
topkek

>>727060227
Lol people actually do this? That man has serious mental issues.

>>727060227
it looks so fucking disgusting
I can imagine if it looks so horrible for me as a guy, everyone knows what it would look to a girl

I'd honest stick with 170cm

>>727060498

I'm talking about the dark, patchy discolorations that riddle his legs. Perhaps I am a mongoloid.. I can't think of any reasons why the surgery would leave seemingly random marks like that.

It seems like he does drugs, which lowers his ability to recover/heal from trauma.. which leads to sore-like, persistent wounds that never heal and subsequently darken (as the skin attempts to flush waste from his body).

>>727060227
181cm, still a manlet in my book.

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>People are jelly that manlets are becoming men

all those surgeries are done in russia. I wouldnt risk my life going up there.
I cant help thinking after this surgery I will have to use a crutch to walk because Im going to be a cripple for life.

>>727061281
I'll bet Igor Vovchanchyn became the badass he was after someone referred to him as a manlet.

>>727060227
Stupid people will always be stupid

>>727061126
I bet that surgeon is already regretting what he's done, mr longlegs is going to snatch away his wife in no time!

>>727060848
Perhaps he has screws in his legs? Only thing I could think of to cause blotchy bruises like that,

>>727060770
>serious mental issues

He's a manlet, what do you expect?

>>727061034
Anything less than 6'2" is a manlet

Gets surgery to become taller.
still manlet.

>>727061126
You can never get rid of the manlet. Girls can instinctively sense you're just pretending to be a real man.

>>727060227
Emmanuel Kant?
Also my height doesn't make me feel bad, so why go through surgery?

>>727062196
His name is Immanuel. If you wanna be a smartass, make sure you do it right

>>727062363
Huh, you're right. Thank you for correcting me, will keep it in mind in the future.

>>727060848

They have to break the legs and then use surgical screws so that the bones heal properly. You don't get super tall from doing it once either, but I don't know the specifics and I don't know how often one can do it. At any rate, the splotchy spots are bruises that are healing post surgery, possibly (or likely) from where the screws went in.

I'm not an expert though, so someone else probably has to answer further questions on it.

>>727062480
>>727061847

Thanks guys. Genuinely curious.

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This shows two guys going through the surgery

You can see one guy pop his leg out of place to lengthen it and then pop it back in at 2:15

Why is this allowed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfDy-uebGgg

>>727062451
wow. That is the most mature reply I have seen on /b in a good few weeks. have a nice day anon!

>>727062745
Kek I get that a lot, I don't feel bad about being wrong and getting corrected. Just means that the chance of me looking like a twat, lessens in the future.
Good day to you too.

>>727062019
Anything less than 6'5" is a midget

>>727063184
I'm 5'3"
What you gonna do m8?

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according to your theory robert was the manliest man in the human history

>>727062700
SandNigger looks like hes res'd from GTAIV

>>727060848
You do realize caffine and advil are drugs too right? maybe meth use does give you skin lessions but this is more likely from vitamin deficiency then it is from the "drugs" coming through your skin....anyone with enough money to get this surgery doesnt do meth.

>>727060227
I need money

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>>727060227
>gets surgery
>181
>still a manlet

>>727060227
faggot, 181 is less than 6 feet. Anything below 6 feet is a manlet.

>>727060379
Really? Not if your legs fully recover. I broke my arm pretty bad 2 years ago but now it's just as strong as the other,maybe even little stronger because I trained it harder. It depends how good it heels.

5'9" here.

Sincerely give no fucks about being short. It has never stopped me from getting laid or attracting women. I'm the shortest out of all of my friends, and a couple of them are in the 6'5" range. They've told me that dating girls who are considerably shorter than them has been an inconvenience before. Personally, I sort of enjoy being a short dude.

Send your manlet jokes this way, I actually enjoy them

Because height mattering is an outdated social construct, and heightism needs to go away. If we're supposed to be having equality and acceptance based upon gender, sexuality, and weight, then it's sad that height isn't something considered yet.

>>727063677
Clearly was.

>>727060227
Look at how fucked his legs are, does he have rickets?

not insecure enough, also 6,2"

>>727060227
lmao looks fcking ugly

>>727060227
lol still a manlet with 1.81

>>727064486
5'9 really isn't that short dude, bait harder next time

>>727060227
Cuz im already 181cm

I mean hey if you're so insecure about yourself the only thing that gives you any security is your height then that's on you. I'm 5'8" and very happy on where I am. Get some help

>>727064486
This.
I'm also 5'9. Most of my friends are 6' - 6'4. I get laid more than them. This entire boards hobby is making people think certain things matter more than they actually do. Confidence is a big thing with women. (it helps to not be super ugly I guess)

>>727060227
Tfw your 6"2
Be jelly manlets

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>>727060227
Because height and endowment are beyond your control.
I am content with being 5"9'. Sure, it's not ideal, but I could have also been born disabled or retarded. Only a degenerate would pay someone to break their legs for a few inches of vertical gain.
Sure, I'd like to be taller, but I would also like to be a supermodel billionaire. Tough shit. Everyone would like to be an idealized version of themselves.

Pro tip:
>You'll always find a flaw if you're that insecure.

Just tell Putin (170 cm) he's a manlet

>>727060227

Ew that guy looks so disproportionate now, just stay your normal height my manlet friends.

I'd rather be 160 cm tall than get my legs fucked up for life like that dude

>>727064315
This.

>>727065240
you know what is also a big thing with women?
Height and dick size.

>>727060227
Heh, I was wondering wtf was wrong with his legs until I read your comment.
>Alien looking mofo

>>727065346
that explains everything!

>>727060227
Why didn't they lengthen his arms and thighs? He looks like Zeta Reticuli.

>not manlet enough to get his femurs broken

>>727060227
obamacare

>>727065575
Not really man. I mean yeah some women are size Queens, but I have not once had to deal with one. 5'9 and 6". Never even been a little bit of an issue.

>>727065044
tell your dubs that I'm not even baiting

I really am the shortest out of all my friends by at least 2 inches

>>727065575
>tfw 8' cock manlet

It looks much bigger on me normie

>>727060227
It's bad for your legs and it's expensive.


HGH is safer and cheaper.

I'm 6'2 due to stronk genetics though.

>>727060443
yes

If that's 8 cm difference. The guy on the left is less than a meter tall

>If you aren't 7"5' you're a girlyman

I dont get why short men get offended. Im 5.5 (165 cm) and im living the life. Sure if you are short, some girls wont like you because of that but if you cant approach them its the same thing even if you are taller. Just make the best with what you have. Im just grateful my dick isnt small too.
Also if you are short (like me) dont go overcompensating in the gym getting big, it looks fucking retarded.
>tl;dr if you are dumb enough to get triggered by being called short you are a manlet

>>727060227
Negroplasty?

>>727060227
His proportion is fucked.