What's wrong with my dick /b? Fucked some hoe on saint Pattys

looks ugly

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>>727057817

>>727057817
I feel like even just a visual check of the whores vagina might have saved you here.

Herpes dude

zits on dick lul

>>727057817
you got the herps man

>>727057817
is this a real picture of your member?

>>727057817
That's actually herpes, no trollerino OP
google herpes sores.
>fuckin skanks without a condom
>Nigga you went retarded.

textbook herpes. sorry brodie

feelsbadman.jpg

Time stamp op

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>>727057817

>>727057817
Use a high quality dish soap and one of those steel wool pads to remove the infected skin. Then apply ample amount of rubbing alcohol to kill the herpes. Problem solved.

>>727057817
>has unsafe sex
>gets STD
>goes on /b/ for advice

Batting 1000, OP.

Go see a doctor. There's most likely a free STD testing clinic in your town.

>>727057817
herpes! the gift that keeps on giving

Was she hot at least? You might as well marry her now because nobody else will touch that.

Damn dude, good thing I am still a virgin HAHA kms..

>>727057817
That is literally herpes

>>727057817
Wow. That is a pretty good case of herpes looks like it bedded down nicely. You're never going to get rid of it

Herpes is fucking terrifying man.

>Can catch it even with a condom on
>Can catch it if the bitch looks clean and no sores
>Can show up years after catching it for no reason.

I used to fuck hookers with a condom on and I still pray every morning for no herp on my dick lol.

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>>727058174
>trust me. I'm a doctor.
Lmao

Its ok OP, the first outbreak is the worst. After that its not a big deal. You'll be ok.

Embrace your herpes and move on.

Zooming out and looking at the bigger picture, humanity is just a herpes outbreak on the cock that is this planet.

Hang in there!

>>727057817
Puberty.

>>727057925
This bro, come on.

The only upside is that (if you're any kind of decent human) you'll always wear a condom from now on and keep yourself from getting something that kills you

>>727058648
has no one ever told you faggots that you can get stds from a pussy that doesnt look like blue waffle?
wrap it up nigger

>>727057817
Looks like you got the herp-a-derp lol

Also it never goes away but fades
I got it in 1985 and now its an issue maybe once a year

To those who have the herps, do you still get laid? If so how

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You can easily get Herpes even if you have shitty sub-par sex with a condom.

Do you like blowjobs?

Checkmate.

Also, outbreaks are never on my dick anymore. Moved to a spot higher on my pubes

>>727057817
thank me later

there are 12 known cures for herpes

here's one:

https://www.resolveherpes.com/product/back-to-health-minerals-50-day-detox-kit/

>>727057817
>Medfag here
Last time I saw this the guy had to get a chunk taken out, otherwise it will lead to amputation.
>Enjoy the start of Necrosis

>>727059093
use a condom
take your valtrex
never have sex during outbreak

>>727059096

Life is cruel mang, I quit fucking whores immediately when somebody told me this.
Thank fuck it wasnt too late

>>727059237
Do you still get your dick sucked?

Herpes dude here. Not sure who I got them from. But married now, have sex regularly but if I start flairing up I start taking valtrex and stop having sex until it clears up. It's fine. Also try not to let the depression get to you, alot of people have it.

Pop it and post results

>>727059368
I got the herpes type 1 on my thigh (the same one that causes cold sores)
never on my dick

>>727059431
Shit is real
Almost a year later I'm still depressed

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>>727057817
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW ARE YOU NOT TO THE DOCTOR YET?


>not using a condom while fucking random sluts
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT ?

Ugh. Womyn are disgusting.

Feels like even with a condom you'd get Codie's from the vag juices splashing around

Fucked up part is me she my gf just broke up saint Pattys weekend. We both fucked other people. And so now we have no idea where it came from.

>>727057817
>Pattys
It's Paddy's, you mongrel.
>didn't use a condom
Did you skip sex-ed/health class? Were you drunk?

Medfag here. Did the erosions start as little blisters?

>>727059665
if youve only fucked with a condom youre a virgin
at least op has lost his v card

>>727059480
Don't pop it, go to the doctor.>>727059571
Yeah. It's been three years for me and whenever I have a breakout I get a little depressed.

>>727059368
Yea, all the time. Idk about other people but I never have symptoms. Plus, it's not as uncommon as people think.

>>727059798
Gtfo medfag. We've already figured it out for him. It's the herp.

It's kind of unfair how people with cold sores are not ashamed of it and people with genital herp are treated like cancer

half of all genital herpes is caused by mouth-to-genitals transmission

>>727058544
what do you recomend for candida?

>>727059191
Oh come on, are people really falling for this?

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>>727060000
QUADS OF TRUTH

>>727057938
Underage. GTFO.

>>727059847
>at least op has lost his v card
Topkek. You think that's a consolation?

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>>727058031
no op but isnt herpes suppose to be on the head of the penis? not that shaft

>>727060000

Nice quads
Also if I had the herp im sure I'd try all kinds of wacky shit to get rid of it

Get L-Lysine man, take the stuff religiously.

>>727057817
Patty is short for Patricia. Paddy is short for Patrick. There's no such thing as St Patty.

Also you have herpes.

>>727060050
herpes can pop up anywhere on the skin

>>727057817
Herpes, see a doctor

For other anons: if a bitch you just met is willing to fuck you without a condom, she's willing to fuck anyone without a condom. Wrap your tool.

>>727058559
What in the fucking fuck. Underrated.

>>727060033
what's up with that dick?

>>727057817
Well I just got herpes labialis. Just a small zit but my lip was burning so I asked a doctor.
Never ever touch your dick then your face. Wash hands a lot. You can auto-inoculate by having virus on hands and touching another part of your body.
The eye herpes is the last thing you'd want.

You can get herpes even with a condom. If a girl has it on her hands and then grabs your dick, you get herpes. Even without this you can get it. I had mine by saying hello to a girl you know. I just touched her cheek with my cheek and then herpes.

Herpes is one of the most infectious things on earth. Even without visuals signs of herpes someone can excrete the virus.

>>727060050
Herpes can be anywhere bruh shit is fucking crazy recently I had some pimples on my ass cheek and the doctor said it was herpes.. I was literally about to kill myself but then it turned out to be a staph infection.
But yeah the shit can be pretty much anywhere around your penis

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>>727057817

>>727060201
Are you being serious about the cheek thing? Jesus fucking christ

>>727060050
No it can be anywhere
Mine usually on groin about 2" above dick

>>727059096
Please source.

>>727060368
same here

>>727057932
straight up herpes op

>>727057817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0

Oh yeah, thats the old "herp a derps". Honestly bro, best thing thing you can do is go to the doc, let him give you some cream, and a script for some pills to help.

Hope it was worth it you fat stupid fuck. Honestly, who hooks up with a random chick in 2017 and doesn't use a rubber?

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>>727060344
Unfortunately I am serious. I had no luck at all this time.

>>727057817
Ooooooooh boy, you're going to die.

>>727060344
Extraordinary unlikely if even possible

>>727060050
No. Herpes can just be around the pubic area in general, doesn't have to be specifically on the head.

>fucking 3dpd sluts
You'd never have to worry about diseases with 2d girls

I don't think you fuckin frog spawn understand.

You can easily get Herpes even if you wear a condom through that slut deep throating you and spreading oral herpes to your cock like the OP.

bet you got your face in that shat too brah

>implying

>>727060670
No risk, no reward. Real pussy feels better than a hand or fleshlight

>>727060201
At dentist, I insist on those rubber gloves. Washing hands isn't enough. Fuckers trying to save money... "Put the cost of the gloves on my bill."

Joining the wrasslin' team at school. Skin on skin. Enjoy.

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>>727060285
saved

>>727060644
It is possible the virus can be excreted from anywhere on your skin. But yes it is rare though. Most of the time HSV-1 is near the lips, saliva and sometimes in the eyes and HSV-2 in the pubic area and genital excretions.

But HSV-1 can become a genital herpes by autoinoculation and the HSV-2 can became a labialis or eye herpes the same way.

>>727057817
hey op, I'm gonna use this photo and send it to this dude who GF I banged 2 days ago and he found out.
I'm uncut so I have a out to say I trolling but will be good for lulz

In my opinion, STDs are proof that there is no god. Why give us these beautiful pleasure mechanisms and then randomly strike us with diseases for using them?

>>727057817
nice. you got the gift that keeps on giving

>Had sex with a girl once
>Girl over me on the bed
>She started rubbing her pussy against my cock (no rubber)
>She says she likes it
>ask her if she is clean
>girl says she is tested and shit and her father is a medfag
>okay_then.herp
>great_sex.jpg

>1 month later - nothing happens

>>727057817
are you mister green dick?

>>727061023
You're right to do it because even dentist can get herpes on their hands by touching lips or saliva of infected customers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpetic_whitlow

>>727060931
>>727061268

Dat nigga got herpes!!!! Cut it off

Op has definately killed himself. Dat pussy is never worth it

>>727061217
>1 month later - started having sex with another girl
>no_rubbers
>she's almost a girlfriend
>right after a nice fuck she got a sore on her clit
>oh_shit.jpg
>did I passed it to her?
>she received oral from a friend 2 days before we had sex
>six months after this - i had a herp outbreak on my thigh

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>>727060143
Is it usually a cluster of pimples? I get pimples here and there on my ass because I am lazy all day getting fatter sitting in a computer chair, but it is nowhere near the pics like in this thread.

>>727059594
>"Womyn"
>"Codie's"
>"vag juices splashing around"

single biggest retardfaggot on /b/ today

>>727057817
How fucked are you?

Royally, "St Pattys" day ffs...I hope some mad Provo puts an Armalite up yer chuff and pulls the trigger. Septic cunt.

>>727061681
>[calls OP a faggot in British]

>>727060201
I remember when I used to try to tell lies like this when I first got herpes. One day you'll just tell the truth. You were dumb, horny, drunk and depressed like everyone else and made bad decisions. It's not such a bad disease. It tickles a little once every year or so.

>>727059901
It's actually the other way around.
Stress and depression cause the herpes to inflame

>>727061622
Thats normal qn infection on ya ass can happen from a lack if heigien and accumilation of sweat and bacteria.

>>727061833
Kek, I wish it was lies.

>>727057817
just pour some bleach on it. you'll be good as new in a week or so.

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>>727061967

>>727061622
At the beginning its usually a cluster
Less after awhile
Feels nothing like a pimple though
Very sore
Can feel it tingle for a couple days before outbreak. Virus lives in nerve ganglia so you can het the pre herp tingle even down your leg
Basically you know if its herp and not just a zit

After reading this thread I dont think I'm ever going to have sexual contact again unless the bitch comes to me with some blood test results and paperwork. Quit while your ahead (thats if I dont already have it lol)

>>727061669

ah no.. im not the one with my dick rotting off from bad vag juice

>>727057817
That is definitely herpes. No question.

BBJ IS A FAGGOT

herpfag here
sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have sex ever again since that's the only way I can keep everyone from catching this shit from me

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>>727057817
At what point did you think when you were looking at that shit in your dick you thought to yourself. I'm going to put this on 4chan and not ask a doctor.

>>727057817
It will be fine until the tertiary herpes stage where it gets into your brain. after that you go downhill quickly.

Nigga you got tha blister dick

Although I believe in sexual freedom, this does make a good argument for abstinence until marriage and monogamy.

>>727060142
fuck off potato head. nobody cares how you spell it on inbred island.

>>727057925
Some people don't deserve eyes, Anon.

>>727058440
Or get a clinical testing

>>727062855
I can’t believe that I’m hearing all this ravin' and rantin'
From anon up in here at OPs herpes graduation

>>727057817
Herpes. Did you get a blowjob from a girl recently, or sex without a condom?

Also it looks like your dick didn't heal so well after you got circumcised.

>>727061669
>"Womyn"
Referring to feminist women in particular.
>"Codie's"
Cooties are germs... Casual way to refer to an STD.
>"vag juices splashing around"
When you're balls deep, those excretions can travel towards you.

Looks to me like that anon knows enough to keep himself protected.

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>>727062101
>>727061906

Thanks for the clarification, I was worried. I got poison ivy on my ankles and behind my knee caps last summer and at first I thought it was leg herpes lol It came back last month but only because I was in the same hiking area but it was not as bad as last summer. The infections do look pretty similar sometimes though

Hopefully I am building up an immunity to poison ivy.

I'm sorry, OP. I got infected with type 1 in November and I just had a second outbreak this month. You can get herpes even while wearing a condom, even if the girl has no visible signs, and it can even stay latent in your body for months before sores begin to appear.

Fortunately, outbreaks appear less frequent and less severe over time. Go see a doctor right away so you can get on acyclovir to clear your sores

>>727063240


thank you anon

i got spell check snipered on the codies... oh well.

>>727061591
Almosy a girlfriend and got oral from a friend? Cuck

>>727062226
Blood tests from herpes can have false-positive results. The only way to know for sure is to swab an actual herpes sore or blister. That's why it's so insidiously transmitted.

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>>727062542
Behavior wise or sanity?

I do not usually read up on herpes related mental problems/damage.

Herp de derp

Aaaaaand that's why traps are superior to women

>>727064069
So you can get AIDS instead

Probably gonna fall off by Friday

>>727057817
Ouch u have warts

>>727057817
It's probably Syphilis. Those will disappear but you need to treat it or the Syphilis will destroy slowly your body

>>727062542
I read Fools Die from Mario Puzo (Yes, a novel) and a character got herpes. Funny thing is even before he had it, he would give his girls a small pill of peniciline telling them that it was a menthol or some shit. Problem was the dosage wasn't strong enough to block it. Just strong enough to mask the symptoms. So he was fucking around, got it and kept taking the pills to surpress it. The virus kept raging in his body until he got so sick he died in an weigth loss clinic while having a relationship with a girl that could eat a fucking lot and never get fat.

Point is that, if the novel is correct, that shit rages on in your body even if you don't have the symptoms.

>saint Pattys day
>Pattys

HAHA enjoy your herpes, you retarded cunt.

>>727060047
Was thinking the same thing, only a virgin would say that

>>727059096
Herpes strains for genitalis and Simplex is different. Sometimes it can be but its unlikely

Herpes don't come on that quick. OP is troll
t. burned by a whore

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> meet girl
> meat girl
> get scabbies
> I'm now bug meat

Had to slather myself in bug killing lotion for a week. Condoms don't beat everything.

That looks a lot worse than the last time you posted this thread. See a doctor you stupid mong.

>>727060050
Solid snack. Would've preferred a reg Snickers with a diet Dr pepper tho.
7/10

>>727057817
The most fucked anyone has ever been

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Fuckin Herpes.

> start hanging out with this bangin chick
> get along good
> similar opinions on stuff
> want to pound her hard
> she's 100lbs, 5' nothin, fit from the gym.
> make out with her
> another time get a handy
> figure she's just being a tease
> dresses in lingerie and climbs onto me
> herewego.jokergif
> then she hits me with it
> "you should know, I have herpes. But it's under control with valtrex and not risky if you use a condom as well."
> this kills the boner

Not willing to sacrifice my penor for even a hot piece of ass. OP is an idiot for fucking rando skanks w/o armor on his cock.

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Damn son, all I got fo St. Paddy's day was some corned beef and taters -)
>>727057817

It's shit like this that keeps me faithful even though I have an urge to fuck prettymuch every girl I see. I'd probably kill myself if I caught something and transferred it to my girl

looks like penis cancer

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>>727057817
For once this actually looks like herpes. Usually people just fucked a woman with a yeast infection but you...

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>>727057817
You've got the luck of the Irish, Danny boy

>>727067901
Sad part is cancer is curable

>>727068049
100% herpes imo

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>>727060050
Anywhere there are nerve endings, the head has more so it tends to be there but it can show up anywhere on your skin. There are a couple types but they aren't completely restricted to their regions. Like you could get genital herpes from someone with it on their mouth, like a coldsore.

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>>727061128
To add repercussions to being unchaste, if anything they are evidence of a god. Or more logically that the Bible was written based on practical cultural practices from that time period, with some superstitions added in.

>>727057970
that's one fucking outdated meme

very fucked

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>>727057817
Here, I made it better. Now you'll always remember her ️

Anyone selling a cure is full of shit and if you buy one I guess you problem voted for trump also
Have had it for 30 years
Manuka honey helps alleviate outbreaks the best
Don't wast money on any other pharma products
There are support and dating groups
And 1/3 of the worlds population

>>727057817
>didn't use a condom
deserved it. welcome to your new life

That's herpes. Bad herpes.

>>727057817
>fucked hoe
>didn't use a condom

Gee, I wonder what could've caused this

Retard.

You have genital herpes at best, something more serious at worst. Go see a doctor instead of asking here you dumbass.

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>>727057920

>>727057817
Herpes

Don't touch your eyes if you ever touch your cock , infected eye can blind you permanently by scaring

>>727058440
thing is mane, they say if you've fucked four women most likely you've already been exposed to herpes. Shit showed up on me at age 45 two inches below waist line, not even on the cock mane... who knows who I got it from, it can linger for years without a breakout plus someone can spread it without even being aware they have it...this is why it's better to stay married and not stray

>>727057817
after wash your dick with soap and bleach put oxygen water and alcohol,do it for 3 days and problem resolved

Put some gasoline and lighten on fire

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>>727057817
You got Herpes OP,

>>727059124
same here, it's strange, because the virus is latent in the spine and then follows the nerve path to pop out... not really going to re occur at site of infection.

You can have it or carry it for years and never know it same family of virus as chicken pox and shingles incurable but pops up if you stress your immune system
Manuka honey sold in health food stores is an antibacterial that seems to come Downn the outbreak also w irks for cold sores
He at from a blow drier also alleviates the itching

>>727057817
Yuck!!! Bro go to the doc man. Most STDs are highly treatable. Make an appointment asap lol

>>727057817
Herps or HPV... good luck

>>727057817
Definitely herpes. Welcome to the club.

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>>727057817
That'll teach ya. Always wear a prophylactic, faggot.

>>727058440
I got mine from banging a stripper in the VIP. Condom slipped off and I kept going...because at that point, I was already fucked.

Was the hottest time I ever had with a stripper (came in her ass) until the next day.

>>727064875
Antibiotics do fuck all against a virus. That shit is dumb.

>>727058559
I average about one outbreak a year now...and Valtrex works wonders.

I always know that an outbreak is coming when the lymph nodes in my groin swell and start itching. I take 1000mg a day for a week and I don't end up with any sores.

It's not a big deal...about 20% of sexually active adults between 18 and 55 have it.

>>727057817
It's herpes, but dont worry unless your some kind of low immune system faggot, you'll barely notice having it, hpv is worse.

>>727064875
>a menthol
I hate to break the news to you, nigger, but giving a chick a newport a day wont keep the herps away.

>>727058863
didn't anyone ever tell you that a condom won't stop herpes necessarily seeing as parts of your groin touch parts of their groin even with a condom because you don't wear condoms like a pair of fucking swimming trunks?

Keep your pubes trimmed not shaved reduces the chance of contracting the herpes.

>>727064875
The novel is wrong. You get a little cold sore on your dick every so often. Less and less the longer you have it, i havent taken anything for mine which ive had about 5 years and now i get an out break maybe once every six months....sometimes not even that often.

>>727057817
Keep it clean for 15 days or so and you're good. That's not herpes you faggots

>>727070943
Well it's actually commonly deeper in and a little crotch herpes vs dick herpes... I mean, both have got to suck.

>>727070943
But it has to get to your blood steam numb nuts.

>>727057817
It's just a few pimples. Don't worry about it, OP.

>>727071085
I mean it may not be but it looks exactly like dick herp, trust me.

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>>727071144
Gotta watch out for that blood steam. You get that infected and it's all over with.

>>727071144
Double dubs confirms you're full of shit. Skin contact is all that's needed.

>>727065198
My kid brought that shit home a few years ago. ANNOYING AS FUCK

This thread terrifies me.

I've been with the same woman for 7 years now. Have no plan on sleeping with other women. We are both totally clean too.

Dating pool nowadays is way too cross contaminated. Fuck, why are people so stupid? I legit had panic attacks when I fucked a girl once without a condom, when I lost my virginity 8 years ago.

Don't know how people let it devolve to this point. Even looking at OPs pic makes me want to shower and scrub my dick and I don't even have herpes.

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>>727057817
you done gone and got yourself some good ol' herpes right there.

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>>727057817

>>727065048
I know the irish are dickered all the time but isn't patty closer to patrick than paddy? You know, because there are no D's in patrick?

>>727071511
Implying it's a new thing. Do you have any idea how many people including presidents had syphilis

herp derp

>>727066430
you probably got herpes already her sucking ya dick nigga

>>727057817
it's fine bruh, just put a little hydrogen peroxide on it and it will clear up quickly

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What this world needs is a fast spreading, hard to detect, sterilizing std. Curb that population growth. Particularly with the bottom tier of society.

>>727071993
That doesn't make me feel any better, anon. Now I gotta worry about dirty fucking whores even so much as touching my skin on the bus transmitting it to me? I'm legit paranoid and fuck this noise.

>>727057817
put me in the screencap

>>727072154
If it was that easy we would all have these social diseases. I've never even had mono that I've known of and I'm a man whore

BHT google it. worked for m\e

>>727069374
kek

>>727070038
Don't go for all the nonsense natural cures, I've tried most, they help a bit but nothing serious. Valeciclovir (Valtrex) will kill that shit and you won't even get an outbreak when you take it when the first tingles start to happen.

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>>727057817
This should help.

>>727069898
>shows up when you're 45
>not even on the dick

who cares? that doesn't sound bad at all.

>>727060588
So sorry anon

>>727059847
the point everyone was making was dont fuk random sluts without condom

you deserve it.

>>727058440
there are blood tests to check for herpes antibodies, can even tell the difference between mouth and genatle herpes

Fucking herpes. Welcome to the club op. I bet 50% of the population have it but never talk about it. The first breakouts are the worst. It will never go away. After a while the breakouts will only happen when your immune system is weak. When you have the blisters,make your dickie wet so that the skin is good soaked,then rub them open with a towel. Throw the towel immediatly in the washing machine and use other clean towel to dry the rest of your body. Then ut dries out and recovery is way faster. If you wait till it pops it self it takes way longer.

>>727059093
Statically 1 in 6 sexually active people have herpes. So it's very common.

Like others have said, 1st outbreak is the worst, some people it pops up every now and then, others never have an outbreak again.

If you have ever had a cold sore on your lip and made out with someone who has had them, you have a form of Herpes.

>>727074593

Hair peas.

>>727071144
you're thinking of aids retard

>>727074236
>>727074593
If you count both types, it's near 80% of the population. More than half of the people who have it never have symptoms so they probably don't even know. You can't get it diagnosed with a blood test either, you have to have had an outbreak.

>>727072147
>you wont catch it because hardcore virgin

>>727072154
if you see someone touching their cock don't shake their hand
>no need to be paranoid friend

>>727075148
I have had a blood test for herpes (fucked a girl who later found out she got it from someone else) they check for antibodies (doesn't mean you have it of course but means you've been exposed) I was clear on type 1 and 2 thankfully

>>727075332
You just know the chef is addicted to jerking off.

>>727075148
>it's near 80%
The hell you managed that calculus?

>>727057817
>he fell for sex meme

>>727059191
Do you run one of those pan-African nigger lives matter instagram pages? Cause that is the same shit they pander to their low IQ followers and people straight up buy it.

"Aye fam I ddnt know dis but yo meme says it true factsss!!"

>>727057817
Its genital herpes. you will live and you will be fine, its just going to be with you and come and go through out your whole life and it will look very ugly.. but you will live and your dick will be fine.

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>>727059954
I get cold sores and feel like killing myself every time they show up. I'd rather have dick herpes.

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>>727064822
This is what I think. Looks more like a syphillitic chancre than a herpes blister.

In some ways your better off, provided you get it cured. Syphilis is fucking gross but it can be cured.

>>727060344
highly doubt it, that means countries that greet by kissing/ rubbing cheeks would have near 100% population with herpes

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I got these white dots on mine, and i don't know what it is, only had safe sex with my girlfriend.
Anyone know what it its?

>>727079460
When I pop them like a pimple it bleeds a lot tho, got multiple bigger ones that I popped, and it healed. but I don't think that's the best way to beat it.

>>727079460

Probably Fordyce.
AKA, basically nothing.

>>727079460
I have them too, it's nothing.

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>>727079727
>>727079807
thanks, here have some tits

>>727059093
I dont say anything. Never used a condom and ive fucked over 15 women.

>>727071257
He'll want to believe this so bad. Ruthless. Anyway sorry op but I don't think it's actually as bad as we're led to believe

>>727058440
>Herpes is fucking terrifying man.
>>Can catch it even with a condom on

I did not know this, fuck....