Let's start a new religion, /b/. Post a commandment and

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Wearing socks on Tuesday is prohibited.

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The gentlemanly art of fisticuffs is the sacred way of settling all arguments that cannot be righted with a sound talking-to.

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To every board its topic, and to /b/ only the shit that can't work on other boards.

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Traps are always and forever will be... Gay.

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Carry condoms wherever you carry your penis.

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Op is a faggot.

>>727056256
rolling for this

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*Unzip your penis every night*

A man has the right to sodomy with his wife, she shalt deliver the buttstuff to sootheth his desires.

>>727056256

This needs dubs.

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All must hit the showers.

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>>727056455
>>727056500
PRAISE THE GODS THAT AIN'T HERE YET, WE HAVE OUR FIRST TWO LAWS!

Thou must bone her discretely, as well as fucking her hard.

>>727056500

Okay then, let's hit them.

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gook moot is a faggot
using the word homophobe is an attack against god

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>>727055503
If thou fappest to traps thou art gay as fuck

>>727056696
Roll

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Thou shalt not take politics seriously, for /pol/ is full of cunts.

>>727056788

Thank you beautiful man.

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communism is good
those who disagree go to gulag

>>727055503
Chandy

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>>727056777
HAIL THE LESSER GOD MOOT.
>>727056788
IT IS SO.

FRIDAY IS THE MOST SACRED OF DAYS, AND SHALL BE CELEBRATED BY SNAPPIN' INTO A SLIM JIM.

>>727055503
Thou shalt love traps

>>727055503
Using 4chan at any point in the rest of your life will ban you from the religion for eternity

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Hitler did nothing wrong, those who disagree shall suffer a slow and painful death

>>727055503
Judy Hopps is to be bowed down every sunday, else execution is the price to pay

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>>727057048
>>727057016
>>727056970
>>727056956
>>727056670
You forgot to post pictures of those you want to canonize.

The faith shall have no temples; we shall meet and worship at used bookstores and really good bars.

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The worship of squirells as deity is paramount, all military issignia will represent their holiness.

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All hail our second deity

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Musical theater is inherently sacred. Especially Stephen Sondheim.

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>>727057225
Those are hulk sized guinea pigs

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The God... Pink Guy

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Thou shall kill

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All followers shall wear what's on the image.

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>>727057336
Those are capybaras. They are friends.

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All followers of this religion (name btw?) are now immune to the "reply to this or _____ dies" meme

>>727057506
Roll

>>727057556
how does that feel

>>727057402
roll

>>727057434
If you wear what is in this image you shall be executed immediately because you are a nigger

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It's not gay if it's a feminine penis

>>727057622
Feels bad.

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>>727057506
immunity to all 'reply to or ___' posts

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And yea, the prophets spoke, and they said "Wednesday is for raids on other boards; let there be one raid per Wednesday, and one board per raid, and let the raid be conducted in the manner of greatest lulz."

>>727057657
>>727057506
Rolling

>>727055503
no niggers

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Followers must reply to this post or their mothers die in their sleep tonight

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traps r gay

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Thou art insignificant.

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>>727057777
wow anon
checked for our lord

>>727057777
Fuck off bot fag

>>727057777
fug u

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>>727057402
>>727057622
law confirmed

>>727057777
Holy moly!

What happened to OP?

>>727057691
Also roll

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Thou Horse must be rapey

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we shall be called "the Order of the Meme Frog"

>>727056354
Thou shalt kek

>>727057722
Thou shalt not roll for another mans post

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Thou shall not be ashamed of your dicks

>>727057777
all hail

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>>727057777
lord kek has blessed this law

also op is a fag

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>>727058333
trips spotted! we have our first commandment!

>>727057777
Cunt

>>727058250
roll

>>727058242
roll

where tf is OP

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,,6Thou shall call homosexuals faggots,but not on Sunday ,for Sunday,and Sunday alone,shall be the day thou remember that thou art a faggot also.
7Thus says the LORD they God who brought you to 4chan,to the House of Freedom''

-The H0Ly Biblicon,Gospel of Anon 4:6-7

>>727055503
can it use this song as a hymn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE

and our lord said, let there be chickens

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>>727058493
We submit

>>727058964
rolling

Fap before you go to sleep every night

>>727057777
hail to your faggottry

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thou shalt smite the heathens with chicken nuggies

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>>727057777
I started this thread and I'm gone now. Fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck the horse your mother rode in on. Hold your mother down so the horse your mother rode in on can fuck her. Fuck everything you've ever loved. Fuck David Hasselhoff.

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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

You shall only eat humans.

>>727058250
Rolling

Heaven is a huge matrix-like datacenter hosted on the moon in the future which polls souls from the past backuped from right before people die using a read-only time query atomic interface

>>727056256
rolling this. praise to kek

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>>727055503
All morbidly overweight girls must be slow-roasted and fed to animals

>>727057777
Heil

jews must die

it is legal to rape goats if your kids have already scaped from the house

Good one

>>727064450
Two thousand post bump

>>727056256
roll

>>727057777
wow

>>727055503
ignorance is punished.

thou shalt not breed

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>>727057777
Nigger.
Praise Kek.

>>727063020
Re roll

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>>727055503
Maybe Imperial truth?