How are you not worshipping Scarlett all day? ...Celeb thread,

>>727050259
She is pretty fucking sexy

although

Op's pic looks like she is cross eyed and i can't fucking unsee it

>>727050337
Lmfao too hot I don't even care

I'm still pissed off that she wasn't plumped up for Under The Skin. Does a thousand shitty movies with those fat udders covered up, the one movie she releases them, they're all emaciated.

GIMME FATTY TITTY, SCARJO! GIMME GIMME NOW!

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>>727050507
Post those fat tittys bruh

>>727050259
Because she got a breast reduction and we got the full frontal already. The mystery is gone. No reason to worship.

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Fuckkk the things I'd do with one night with her.. play with those big tits all day, pretty perky ass she's got too, those plump lips of hers would be great for sucking a cock

>>727050259
>implying I don't

>>727050896
That's what I like to hear

>>727050259
because she's a dirty jew.

because she's old news.

Shes not even that hot, its the eyes that kill it for me

damn she is perfect

>>727050259

Degenerate.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/02/14/scarlett-johansson-dont-think-its-natural-to-be-monogamous-person.html

>>727050868
>basement dwelling, kissless and touchless virgin detected
Holy fuck you are pathetic

>>727050259
>worshipping an ashkenazi kike

i got to admit, my dick loves ashkenazi

I am

>over 30
>is a mom
>old saggy tits
>stretch marks

>>727050277
>>727050259
The peripheral vision on this bitch must be amazing.

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Stop spam and post more picture

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>>727051932
Saxon eyes.
Have them too.
>Can confirm.

>>727050337
Fuck you man now I see it in all the pics. I just recently noticed Melissa Joan Harts lazy eye too.

dont you have any good pic ?

>>727052393
I remember seeing the same thing a few years ago. feelsbadAF :/

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>>727052282

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Way hotter. Way more put together.

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>>727050259
i have absolute faith that someday i will meet her and we will fuck. it shall be so.

>>727052789
there is nothing interesting or sexual about Taylor.
Scarlett, on the other hand, is absolutely boiling over with sexuality.

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>>727052789

>>727053236
Don't we all.

when i fuck her which eye am i supposed to look into?

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Elle nipslip set anyone

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>>727053582
really don't think i'd give a fuck when i'm buried deeeeep inside her

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her and her twin brother

>>727053275
Taylor's legs, face, hair, and her cute bubble butt.

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>>727050259

>>727053687
she looks like someone put hotpants on a 2x4

>>727053586

Goathead.

>>727050259
Hype for GITS. I hope it's good

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>>727053717

Scarlett is the most elite woman on earth, if she had aids I'd gladly let her give it to me. If you feel different, you're just too young to understand what men really want. Aids from Scarlett.

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>>727053734
>lost

>>727053687
>>727053734

Exactly. Just a stick with lots of make-up on. Fuck all butt to speak of, you'd literally be grasping as straws there.
Scarlett wins on hair, legs, butt, tits, lips, eyes, everything. Plus she'd actually be fucking fun and horny whereas Taylor is devoid of any emotion or sexual urges.

>>727052105
I didn't knew this picture of me was online

>>727053974
does money hungry count as an emotion?

>degenerate thread

>>727054300
fucking sauce anon please

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>>727054517
The Perfect Score

>>727053974
You don't have to be a slut to be horny and fuck like a rabbit.

>>727055075
youre doing gods work anon

>>727054773
taylor is too fucking simple and vacuous to fuck like a rabbit. she'd get distracted in two seconds and start taking selfies. Scarlett is a real woman who understands sexual pleasure. Taylor understands money and Instagram likes.

>>727055785
fucking christ anon

I'd toss that salad.

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>>727056248

>>727056348
holy shit, talk about diamonds

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I'd rape it

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>>727055785

>>727050868
Cringe. She's hot thats it dont be so absolutely, purely, beta.

>>727051708
I wouldnt marry her anyway so

>>727050259
No. Just... No!

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>>727050259
New meme

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>>727056892

>>727056809
not quite sure you understand the term beta
or sex, or anything to do with women

>>727050259
>no Lia edition
>no Helen Flanagan edition

>>727050259
coz she's a cunt.
there, I've said it.

>>727057056
get yo nasty infected little penis off her

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>>727057116

>>727057116
wow. what a statement.
earth shattering.
more as we get it.

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>>727056521

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>>727057322

>>727057371
get her out of here

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>>727056858

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>>727057950

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>>727050259

>>727053825
Bad shop

Atleast make it good

>>727057998
That's from the fap fap fapping

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>>727057973

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>>727058011

>>727058011

no that her twin after his sex change

>>727054300
What movie was this from?

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>>727058141

>>727058223
The perfect score

>>727052789
she has the body of a 12 year old boy...

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>>727058364

>>727058364
but that's not Emma Watson in that pic

>>727058011
because this is the bad shop in this thread...

>>727058507
Meh. She's alright, i guess

>>727050839

She got a breast reduction from this size?

>>727050259

Why the fuck?

>>727056579
What

>>727050259
She has a lazy eye

>>727057025
Yeah beta is idolising a woman you'll never see in real life nevermind have the opportunity to have any sort of physical contact with instead of going out and getting yourself a real girl you absolute virgin.

>>727056348
that lip bite tho

>>727058961
>>727059008
Hnnng

>>727057637
She's hot I'd fuck her but if she's not into monogomy I'm not into marrying her

>>727058119
Looks like my old English teacher

>>727058255
Yeah she is the perfect score but what movie is that

>>727058587
I hadnt gotten to the bottom yet. Trust me. It got worse I know.

>>727058786
?

>>727059336
Is it a man or a woman grabbing her like what the fuck is the context?

She's so fucking perfect

>>727059435
think it was a dude. some tv presenter (prob gay) who just grabbed her while (understandably) admiring her incredible rack on the red carpet

>>727057278
is this legit?

>>727059491
Fuck. Just about to blow my load for ScarJo

>>727059530
Yeah shame your grandmother is dead and you'll die eventually too though

Enjoy your cum

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>>727050259

>>727059610
>implying that people on 4chan aren't already looking forward to their death

>>727059684
I'm looking forward to the big death
The heat death of the universe

>>727059768
>shame you won't be alive for it

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>>727055996
Movie?

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>>727059996
filename?

>>727059961
Those lips were made for dick

>>727060237
so hot

>>727050259
She was on the Stern show today!

>>727060539
She's a 10 for me...even her voice is enough to make me diamonds

>>727060648
That movie "Her", just her voice alone had me diamonds.

>>727060621
jesus fuck

any feet pic of her?

>>727060751
absolutely.
incredibly hot in a movie where you never see her

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>>727060823

>>727060858
thanks dude

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>>727050259
>Tellberg
It's a Jew. Her mom is a 100% schlomo. Nice try JIDF trying to trick people into fapping for Zionist traps.

And fuck Hersheys/Reese company. My god what a cancerous manufacturer of confections.

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>>727060858
>good goy. keep fapping to this Nordic princess. Trust me, it's not a Jew.

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>>727060932

>>727060996
fuck wow

>>727061057
being an anti-semite bigot is against the rules you know

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>>727061057
I don't care if she is a Jew, nigger

>>727059809
You're not wrong

>>727061057
i love that you're pretending that your irrational, desperate hatred of jews is enough to ruin this fucking perfect specimen of the female body for you. lol that you could actually be that fucking moronic. you're so thorough in your quest for acceptance from the uneducated shitmunchers of 4chan that you want to pretend you've raised the jew-hating bar that high. well done dude.

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>>727061178
Actually, Zionist Jews are european Ashkenazis. Arabs are the real semitic people. So when do zionist Jews plan to stop trying to replace religions (Judaism) and ethnic classifications (Semites) with their own false-flag brand of backwards degeneracy? Ever? Haha Fuck off shitlord. No other "race" of humans is a cancer onto this planet, like the Frankish-German blooded ashkenazi Zionist scum!

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>>727061209
>I don't care I love the Jews they're our greatest ally
I love it when JIDF shills break character

>>727061377
nupe

>>727061365
RACIST BIGOT

>>727050259

I liked her until she went feminist. Now I can't stand the bitch. It won't be long before she has that token black boyfriend.

White women are useless.

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>>727061365
>>727061265
So does this mean that Israel, the zionist nation, is using the word "anti-semetic" in the classic orwellian manner, similar to how they use the word "peace" for war? Well if anything, it's consistent.

>>727061502
>except
I love blacks, I love whites. I love Indians, I love Chinese, I love Native Americans, I love Mexicans, I love all non-Germanic Europeans, Indonesians, Thai, Australian Aboriginals, Pacific Islanders, Polynesians, Micronesians, and even Persians.

BEcause they're all not malignant cancer to humanity quite like ASHKENAZI JEWS are. Fuck Zionists, and fuck you too Schmuly.

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>>727061439
How tastes your father uncircumcised cock, schmock?

>>727053669

Look at the mouth.

Now, think "Will Smith".

Cannot be unseen.

>>727061666
Nah, i think she's gonna turn dyke. Looks like one at the moment too,

>>727061532
>>727061638
>>727061656
nah.

>>727061666
>until she went feminis
All Zionist Jews in showbusiness (which is about 87%) ALWAYS sympathize with Jewish civil movements of unrest and race/gender baiting. Always. You can't be surprised.

>>727061766
>How tastes your father uncircumcised
Enlgish as a 100,000th language illiterate Israeli detected.

>>727061532
just the hottest woman alive

Thanks fags, nice threat

>>727061766
>>727062014
>you are do not mess with him, it Zohan
lol Genuine Israeli Hasbara confirmed for astroturfing Zionist whores to the goyim.


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>>727061735
listen here you roody poo
I only hate sand niggers and the jews. I have a slight dislike for blacks. The rest i'm cool with, although indians can be annoying

>>727061894
>>727062082

Thanks for all the shekel, Americuck

>>727061735
aww, poor baby
don't try to compose sentences with big words to try to justify your fucking half-baked internet troll conspiracy theories. you're just another sad lonely teenager trying to sound like you're down with the cool kids. You're conflating multiple issues and terms because you haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about and, regardless, you're applying your baseless presumptions as broadly as you fucking feel like, which is standard practice for:
A) A FUCKING MORON
B) A RACIST
C) A WHINGING LITTLE BABY
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

>>727057056
>>727057082
You sick motherfucker stop deluting portraits of my waifu

>>727050259
is that a lazy eye?

>>727062181
>exposes himself when it's not even necessary
hahaha JEWS! IT"S THE JEWS!!!

>>727062238
>big words
You think any of those words are "big"? LOL
Retarded Jew confirmed.

>>727055717
butter body lol

>>727062531
I hate the turks way more than the jews :/

>>727062531
big enough that you don't seem to know how to use them

>>727062238
>I'm an Israeli degenerate. We are parasites by nature and can only steal things that belong to other groups; Land, Religion, Ethnicity... we steal it all! We could create our own cultures and settle our own lands, but it's not as exciting to us than stealing and re-defining other people's things. I guess thats why scientists have proven Ashkenazi JEWS to be uniquely prone to mental illness and sociopathy. It looks like science has proven the Zionist Israeli Jews to be confirmed, multi-talented parasites.

>oi vey shut it down
>oi vey shut it down
>oi vey shut it down
>oi vey shut it down
>oi vey shut it down
>oi vey shut it down

>>727062695
>big enough
>that I would voluntarily call them "big words" of my own volition
hahaha stupid fucking Jew. So classic. Are English classes in Israel that ineffective? How badly does Israel fucking suck right now?

>>727050259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbKFuI9xpvI

>>727062737
>the science in question, for anyone curious
http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.560128

you will note: the site itself is Jewish

>>727062737
Bruh im a /pol/ack and you are embarrassing us right now shut the fuck up with your halfcocked redpills

>>727063102
>Bruh im a /pol/ack
Couple things:
-I don't even go on /pol/
-You're a false-flagging Jew
-Nice try, Shekelberg

>>727052789
She looks downs-y.

And fugly ass knees.

>>727050259
photoshop/10

>>727062833
you've got so many fucking things wrong, it'd take me until you're 18th birthday to correct and educate you. i'm here to enjoy Scarlett, not babysit you until your mommy gets home. but absolutely, you enjoy your time rabidly hating Jews on the internet with your online friends. It doesn't bother me. I'm not a Jew and I'm living a perfectly happy life with actual friends and a hot gf and, hey, no conspiracy theories and a dependency on illogical racism for purpose.

>>727061953
>>727062000
>TOGMAN
>TOGMAN
>TOGMAN
>JEW

It's funny how Jew actors and government occupiers try to hide behind any non-Jew name like Sloan and Johanssen when they're mostly all Togman and Hepstein.

THE OL NAME GAME
>Hi, I'm Maury..... Campbell
hahaha

>>727063427
>triggered

>>727063427
>blablabla trust me i'm a /pol/ack goy you believe me r-r-right? r-right?
hahaha fucking stupid remorseless kikes doing what they do best, pretend to be someone else. the more you call them out, the harder they pretend.

did you not read the science regarding mental illness, schizophrenia and general sociopathy? l

>>727063559
13 year old identified

good luck getting through puberty with all that rage and no hope of getting laid

>>727063736
see>>727062986
specifically: http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-1.560128

>>727063732
i'm a fucking irish catholic, but you go on ahead with your own fantasy land, little boy. fuck you're needy.

>>727063889
>irish catholic
You could have picked a less obvious fake race than making the BEELINE directly to Irish Catholicism. You should have just said "I was raised Christian" or "I'm agnostic" and it would have been more credible, but of course you're as white and non-Jewish as they come, right you fucking Schleppstein?????

>>727063889
>irish catholic
For sure. The Irish love the Jews, enough to propagandize for them on 4chan. The Irish totally believe in the Israeli state. Yeah, I'm totally buying all of it bro. Tell me more, my Irish friend...........

>>727063217
So you are nazi without even a reason to be a nazi? Are you just a plain evil person then?

>>727064025
you're really quite entertaining. i'll go get my fucking communion photos to prove it, will i? i'm sure it's difficult for you to believe that everyone isn't a jew out to get you, but that's your problem, man. Believe me, I'll still be Irish and laughing my ass off at your ineptitude long after you've been potty trained.

>>727064161
>everyone who doesnt fall for my jew tricks is specifically a nazi, at least that is the subsequent step in my Hasbara propaganda manual
Hasbara hires clinical mental retards. I'm sure of it.

>>727064204
>you're really quite entertaining.
If you think so, your mind is really quite simple. But we've already established that with your pantshitting over "big words", right idiot? Keep it coming, we're almost at 300.

she is really hot, cause her european genes, however, she is jewish

Blackbird

>>727064157
hey, once again, you've invented a scenario that you seem desperately in need of. No Irish guys propagandising here, just an Irish guy telling you and your mates that you've fucking idiots. I've no fucking interest in supporting the Israeli state or any Zionists, you've just invented that narrative.

You clearly know nothing about Ireland or the Irish people because you can't seem to fathom that we have access to the internet and you have seemingly pronounced yourself the authority on Irish people's stance around Israel. I mean, please enlighten me. Tell me about your minutes and minutes of study in this area...

>>727064234
Hasbara? What the fuck are you talking about? If you arent up on the Soros/Rockefeller/Bogdanoff globalisation effort then you have zero right to whinge about any jews.

From what ive seen, you are just a whiny cunt that didnt quite get bullied enough in the playground - although chances are you are underage and fate might rectify this problem naturally

>>727064458
>>727064341
>>727064234
>>727064161
>>727064204
new thread
>NEW THREAD
>>>727064483
>>>727064483
>>>727064483

>>727064527
>Soros/Rockefeller/Bogdanoff
>Bogposting
it wasnt very good

>>727064304
i enjoyed this thread cos I got to gaze upon Scarlett (the dirty Jew) for a while and knock one out. Your argument with an imaginary Jewish version of me is also entertaining in its own way.

I'll leave you to continue arguing with your imaginary friends and shouting JEW JEW JEW like a fucking retard all the way to 300. I hope it gives you some kind of satisfaction. Pity those nasty Jews will still own so much of your shithole country when you're done though, eh?

>>727064542
haha, feeling lonely?

>>727052789
>Taytay: ‎5′ 10''
>Scarlett: 5' 3''
Scarlett BTFO, not to mention Taytay is gorgeous