Do you have a friend you tell all your craziest sexual thoughts

I don't even tell my gf my craziest fantasies. Partly because one includes watching her get fucked by a dog, but still

>>727050230
I don't even have any friends

>>727050405
you want to be cucked by a dog?

Dirtiest thing I want is for her to call me daddy

>>727051215

Same lol...

>>727051303
Wanna be friends? :3

>>727050230
Yeah I use to work with a girl for a while and we would tell each other everything. I was married and she had a BF, it started out as me helping her when she wanted relationship advice and then we wen't down the rabbit hole and talked about everything. Never fucked didn't want to she was better as BFF. But I knew every detail of her sex life.

>>727050230
>Do you have a friend
No.

>>727050405
Yea that shit is hot.

If I ever find a girl into that I'm keeping her.

>>727051270
>727051270
I love being called daddy

>>727050230
If I wrote down my sexual fantasies, I'd get party vanned.

>>727051270
I do, yes. I want to see her mount hard

>>727053315

They seem to be incredibly hard to find sadly

>>727053315
Will you scratch her behind her ears and pet her when she gets scared of thunder, too?

>>727054246
Well it's not something you can just admit to in everyday conversation.

Not unless you want to horrify everyone you meet anyway.

>>727054582
The girl or the dog?

Anyone else into incest enough that they'd try it once they had their own family?

>>727054670
yes

>>727054704
That's what I figured.

The answer is yes, I would.

>>727054710
See >>727054859

>>727050230
yes, it is allah

>>727054859
My gf and I roleplay as brother and sister and we've had discussions about it. We'd want them to be old enough to make an informed decision but that they'd be raised to be open minded. I'd love to have a son or daughter blow me

no.
i don't like talking about deeply personal things like that

>>727055079
this.
This is why I come here.
Only here can I see and watch the most fucked up individuals on the planet in safety.

>>727055541
You just don't understand sexuality enough you'll get there one day

>>727055641
preach it, brother. Nothing says sexual maturity like having your kids suck you off.

wtf...lol

>>727056132
Or letting them understand that lusting for family is normal and if they're so inclined they can act on them.

>>727050230
Yeah his name is /b/

>>727054704
I fucked my aunt and got bjs/titty fucks from my sister growing up.

>>727057059
How long did it last eith your sister? Why'd it stop?

>>727057110
A month and we got caught and she betrayed me...shes a feminazi cunt now and i wouldnt touch her with your dick tbqhwyf

>>727057182
Betrayed?

>>727057362
Basically the second we got busted she started telling our parents i forced her to do everything. Claimed it was all rape. Then convinced herself it was true and played victim. Went out had lots of sex and orgies and ended up in an open relationship with a guy 15 years older than herself all while claiming it was my fault for "ruining her"

>>727057562
Do yo ever miss who she used to be? That sucks I'm sorry. Was there an emotional aspect to it or were you two just fucking?

>>727057698
Do i miss the little girl my sister was? Ofc i do. Hell if we had never been caught its possible that we would have ran off together and i would have impregnated her.

>>727057811
You'll get her back man, one day eith enough talking it out I hope you two can be together again

>>727057926
Haha no i dont want her back now. That girl is gone. We're both married and she's fat as fuck with a kid and a overall cunt now.

My gf and I have a pornhub channel. We act out our craziest thoughts and fantasies, record them and put them there. Well, at least those that we can.

A few of our friends know about our channel.

>>727051270
I can't get into that because then I start thinking about my own father, and I break into tears

Told my gf im curious about pegging, anyone else think that sounds fun at all?

>>727058161
What is it

>>727050230
Fgt

>>727058808
I've gotten pegged before. Fun but not a lot of girls are into it.

>>727059348
Yea she has said shes open to it, but the few times ive asked about doing anything like pegging or other butt stuff, she says no. Its not like i ask all the time or that im crazy about it, i just want to know what a prostate orgasm feels like

>>727059759
Don't press for it. For better or worse girls have an image of masculinity they like to admire. She's aware you want it, the more you bring it up the more it'll turn her off. If it's that bad just buy a dildo and stick it to the wall.

>>727050230
Yep, she's my best friend and even more kinky and crazy than I am.

>>727059917
Like i said i dont really ask about it anymore but when i first became interested i had asked about it, that was a few months ago tho. She loves being dominated in bed tho so i probably will be better off trying something solo.

>>727054704
I've been sleeping with my sister and mom for over 5 years, my aunt for nearly 4. My best friend/girlfriend sleeps with her mom.

>>727060341
Ever mix any of them together?

>>727060203
Yeah definitely then. Would you ever get fucked by s guy? I had a friend pound me just to see and I don't regret it

>>727050230
I have a wife and she's okay with indulging my fantasies, that mostly involving me fucking our daughters.

>>727060444
Frequently. It's developed into a big open/poly relationship, there are other women involved as well.

>>727060883
Talk about your daughters

>>727060595
I could never be fucked by a guy, im just not sexually attracted to men. I dont find any part of a man sexually appealing, for me, i just want to know what it feels like but not with a dick

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>>727050230

>>727050230
yes....
... /b

>>727050230

Boy would I like to have this girl (at least for a booty call).

>>727062741
Go on

>>727050230
Yeah i used to we'd talk about fucking each others girlfriends and share nudes of them

>>727051863
moar?

>>727063619
Did you ever

>>727050230
I have never wanted to motorboat tits this badly in my life.

sauce?

>>727065284
insta is emilyhelenbarry. Reverse search, anon.

>>727061594
Ah that's a shame. Feels fucking amazing but to each their own

>>727050230
Does /b/ count?

>>727067358
What's your craziest fantasy anon

>>727067414
to hold a girl's hand.

My gf found all my porn, including all of my gay/trap/furry/pony /rule34/black girl/bbw/bbc/cuck/ntr and more. Shes still with me, and sometimes doms me even tho she doesnt like to. last time me rubbed my shorts and made me cum in my pants with spitting in my face and calling me pathetic/sad. Should i stay with her?

>>727050230
Just the girl I'm trying to convince to do them with me

>>727050230
no only online friends from discord and rabb.it

I also tell you guys whenever I see those tell us your fetish threads and I feel like posting in it

skrelnick!

>>727050230
All my craziest sexual thoughts and fantasies I do to escorts. God bless them all.

>>727050405
saaaame... I've gotten her to start enlarging her clit, and getting to fuck her while she has a bad dragon dildo in her.... but I don't know how to go about getting her to fuck dogs..... she loves the dog cock toy i got her... but hates animals -.-"

>>727050230
Yeah. My girlfriends.

>>727053315
funny
she wont be keeping you

Had a woman I worked with who we used to discuss all sorts of things. We were very friendly before it and she had an issue she asked me to take care of.

She was actually hooking after work and one night she got busted. She called me for bail money. I had no idea she was doing this but I got her out (she paid me back).

After that we had some very interesting discussions about her "career", our separate sex lives, likes and dislikes, etc...

>>727050230
>Do you have a friend yo..
Let me stop you right there faggot.
No.
No we don't....
And we're ok with that.
> We're dying inside, but wont surrender to the social jew tricks.

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>>727050230
When I was in elementary school, I had this one friend and I was pretty much the only person who associated with him at school. Because of this, he had a hard time distinguishing between acceptable and unacceptable social behaviour.

So anyway, every day after school, we'd walk home together as we lived in the same neighbourhood. During these walks, we would talk about sex, our pre-pubescent fantasies, and women/girls we though were really hot.

One day after classes were finished, and I was hanging with some other pals in the schoolyard, this friend of mine comes up to me and says with a straight face and zero sense of irony "hey anon, ready to head home? talk about sex?" literally just like that in front of all my other friends. He had no idea how fucking queer that would seem in front of other people.

I just bowed my head in shame and walked away from them all. Never spoke to that friend again.

>>727050230
My roommate and best friend who is also a fuck buddy. I tell her about recent hookups and fantasies after sex.

>>727074844
sounds like an open relationship
also these ones are wife material