>try to roast me without making fun of my ethnicity
>or my unibrow
>it's basically impossible
>>727046315
Go fuck yourself jew bastard
>>727046315
Idiot
>>727046315
It looks like your Bindhi dot slid down your nose
>>727046315
I mean, you are ugly as hell. What's even the point of this?
>>727046652
If I am ugly, why don't you just roast me then?
>>727046315
>ethnicity
faggot... the guy of the dog?
>>727046315
You have a very punchable face.
>>727046315
You can tell how much of a dumb fuck you are by the look of concentration on your face when you took the photo.
Fucking selfies are hard, huh? You even look worried how it'll turn out.
Get some self esteem.
>>727046315
MOLE!!!! YOU HAVE A MOLE!!!
>>727047277
MM..MMM
MOOLEEE
You are sad.
So sad that even shit roasts on 4chan give you a 3 inch stiffy. This is the true bottom of the attention whore barrel.
May this be a warning to anyone following his footsteps.
>>727047318
>3 inch stiffy
what are you talking about man 3 inches is like average for sure
>>727046315
You have a bad personality.
>>727046315
>hey /b/ roast me but dont make fun of everything that is wrong with me
i bet your mother/aunt wishes she was stoned to death instead of giving birth to a failure like you
>>727047318
a) Why would this give me a stiffy
b) I'm actually 5.3 inches, not 3 inches
>>727046315
Self deprication about ur ethnicity and unibrow doesnt make you less of a retard than anyone else here on /b/. Makes you infact even dumber. People are still thinking that running a razor down the "space" between your eyebrows isn't hard. And yet you cant even do that.
>>727047413
Bitch, why do you request a roast if you are going to justify it.
Accept the roast, goat fucker
>>727046315
The fact you're making this thread is enough of a roast
Faggot
>>727047746
lol kek
>>727046315
Your hair is sort of sub par go get a barber to do something cool with it, and your eyes are brown which is sort of inherently boring.
>>727049374
Well Indians with any eye color other than brown look weird right
I don't know! You look pretty nice, friend. :>
>>727049503
Sometimes people with your complexion in particular can look pretty cool with different coloured eyes even if its usually either contacts, a mutation or heterochromia
>>727049603
Meh. My eyebrows basically take away any attraction that can come from my eyes anyways though
>>727049667
thin them out too i meant to say that, shape them.
>>727048827
>lol kek zozzle toplel much funy
>>727049782
Like what? Maybe provide an image of what they could look like. I feel like I should be aiming for Ron Livingston's actually lol
>>727049667
Also do you smell bad or have strong BO? Ive never met an Indian that didnt... Not trying to roast just genuinely asking wtf is with that its not hard to smell good
>>727049861
Actually, I get common compliments on how I smell.
>>727049848
id probably just swallow my pride and go to one of those stalls at shopping centres that do it and let them decide
>>727049905
Well thats a plus good on you. Like I said it wasnt meant to be a race thing its just I genuinely dont think ive met an Indian that didnt have a distinct smell to them
>>727046315
Youve given us a picture and then told us not to roast you on it wtf is your problem
>>727046315
>>727046989
Pic related it's OP
>>727050035
No, I said to roast me, just not on my eyebrows or ethnicity because everyone roasts me on those so it's hardly effective.
>>727047410
Kek
>>727049581
Doxx? :^)
>>727046315
your nose flares out like bell bottom jeans
Did it
>>727050200
Yeah that's true actually
Your shirt choice is terrible. You look like one half of the Indian Bert and Ernie.
You browse 4chan. That's all that is needed to be said.
>>727050352
It's a pajama, that's why.
>1- Ugly ass upper eye bags which make you look sad even when trying to keep a straight face, which will only worsen with age making you look 50 when you are just about to hit your 30's
>2 gross moles in your fucking face, no girl will want to kiss you and having a fucking mole with hairs in her lips, so your face is off the menu for ladies, sorry this will make you die a virgin
>3 your hair looks like pubs, you look like the guy from Fear the walking dead, but without showering for 15 days and never using shampoo
>4 those neck lines are a sign of diabetes so you must be overweight, this shows that you have a "beer belly" without the beer part, because drinking beer would make you kind of normal instead of the huge faggot you are, instead you have diabetes for drinking mountain dew and oreos, fucking indian fag
>5 you have smalls ears, so even if you did get a haircut you will look like a fucking clown with those toddler ears, fucking freak
>roast me
>Don't make fun of my flaws
Choose one Jihadi Joe
>>727050436
>>727046315
You got a nose that could rival Jackie Chan's nose.
>>727046315
NIce unibrow, faggot
>>727051158
thank you
>>727046315
you look like you suck cock for money just because you love cock
your dad isn't black, it was a baboon
>>727051961
wat