Anons, i just had the worst experience of my life, involved two

got class in an hour but I'll join you for now, got me some Jameson

>>727045945
Hows your day going?

>>727045868
What the fuck? Your life must be boring as fuck if the worst shit for you happens online.

Jesus Christ!

Also, post some dick pics

>>727045996
Happened irl, was a tinder fuck. I feel nauseous now

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staggy fleshy

Are you the faggot who's girl just sent another anon nudes?

>>727045984
it's alright been studying and righting a research paper for organic chem

We got hacked yesterday morning and lost every cent from out bank account. Have to wait until 9 when their claims department opens to find out what the fuck the bank plans to do about it because their "claims dispute" office is closed on Sunday thanks to fucking christfags. So, depending on that phone call an hour from now, I'll be joining you with tequila and absinthe and a percocet and about 6 benzos.

Offhand you guys know where to see some really good, really explicit gore? I don't care about the circumstances or victims.

>>727046123
writing*
been a long night, thank god for adderal

>>727046123
Nice shit, I'm meant to be in class but there's no way in hell i could face it now
>>727046086
No, I'm the faggot who fucked someone because "you have to deliver op you'll be a legend"

>>727046150
That fucking sucks man, hope it works out. How do you rate your chances?

>>727046183
debating on going to mine as well, but need to pass this, last hard class then everything else is a joke

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>>727045868
OK OP you went and met this girl after 4chan told you to. What happened next? I'm here for you dude

>>727046254
Ah man I'm 18 i really need to be attending now so i get into uni but i just cant after today. I'll try and di some work later. Push through anon you'll make it

>>727046296
I did a tinder thread a while back and this girl sent me nudes after 8 messages (i shit you not)

Anyway made a Kik group at the end of the thread because bantz were substantial

They wanted me to fuck her for the meme. I couldn't regret it more

>>727046318
yea man i hear you, i'm almost out of college, only one year after this semester. gotta get into a nice uni

>>727046376
What went wrong? Did you underperform? Do you feel guilty? Was it just an awkward shitshow?

repost the nudes and full story you fag

>>727046455
She came many times i came 0. And i can't think of anything worse than having a wank right now I'd rather have blue balls

>>727046424
You in the uk too?

>>727046569
i mean atleast it wasn't 0 for 0 on both ends

>>727046569
So you came, you saw, you conquered.(No pun intended) Why the fells bro?

>>727046644
feels

>>727046590
nah, US

>>727046631
>>727046644
She was just so disgusting oh my fucking god. Her vagina smelt of death and i was hitting it for a well over an hour with no results. I didn't even come close. Could too much porn and fapping have caused this?

>>727046236
Pretty high that they'll rule in our favor, some little prick chinese keyboard monkey ground away at his organ until he hacked my husband's email, then used it to buy online videogame currency because what else are those smelly little fuckers gonna spend money on? On the other hand, I've got a terminal fucking illness and went into arrhythmia yesterday and it's not like we could afford a doctor with ZERO FUCKING CENTS.

Husband was supposed to have dental surgery today but has to postpone that too, fucking up his jaw in the process, because there's a copay and we have ZERO CENTS.

But what really, really, really makes me want to mouthfuck an infant is that "Dispute Center is closed on Sunday!" cockshit the happy little customer service whore spewed at us yesterday. THE POLICE DON'T GET A DAY OFF FROM STOPPING CRIME, YOU DON'T GET A DAY OFF FROM FIXING IT YOU CUMDRENCHED DICKSACKS.

See I should have been able to answer you simply but that's why I need the drugs and alcohol. My heart rate is 140.

>>727046681
Good luck man

>>727046756
I'd say it was 50/50

>>727046794
I know its a joke really now to me

>>727046783
Holy fucking shit, ok you're having a worse day month and year than me
That's fucking awful. American healthcare? Thank god for the NHS

>>727046875
man my writing is fucked should totally skip now, going full autism

>>727046802
I don't know what's up with me recently, I've been having hour wanks and then the other day i have a two and a half hour one, albeit stopping and starting because i was sexting

>>727046086
I didn't see all the pictures in that thread what happened ?

>>727046932
Pop a few adderall and keep going nig

>>727046999
just took some at 6 but those trips decide i take another.

>>727047036
some context, its almost 9 here

>>727046376
Post the nudes?

>>727046150
kek

Stupid faggot. I feel for you /b/ro

>>727047107
Hahaha grind it out. What are they like? I've never taken them, helpful?

>>727046906
American healthcare. Where you pay out the ass when you're healthy, and then get reamed up the ass when you're in danger. The land in the US is beautiful, the people living here can go deepthroat a pinecone.

>>727047178
very helpful, i take the extended release kind, basically allow me to all nighters, its hard to explain how they feel for me

>>727046569
So it was like Germany vs Brazil at the world cup

Damn

>>727047302
Brazil got one

>>727047281
Need to try those

>>727047208
The UK is honestly underrated. Just avoid chav scum

>>727047154
I'm trying to post a collage but it's saying file too large
I only have a couple things saved and only one is a real nude. They're very deceiving

>>727047584
i get them as a prescription but i hear people sell them for like 5-10$ usually

>>727047154
why hasnt this happened

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>>727047651

>>727047903
>>727047855

>>727047651
Post them individually then.

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>>727047584
was good talking to you anon but i gotta get these classes in, good luck and get into a good uni

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Hopefully this shit posts. 10th attempt or so. Now screenshotted a screenshot of a screenshot of screenshots . Please kek

>>727048085
Thank fuck, there it is anons. She did not look like that and even then they're not great pics

>>727048000
Good luck man, all the best!

>>727048000
Nice trips too

>>727047967
>>727047855
>>727047154
Posted ^^^ sorry about the wait the shit wouldn't send

What was her vagina smell like? She looks good in the pictures I would think her vagina smells nice

>>727048696
Well anon i made the same mistake, i cant even describe it just salty and horrible? It just smelt nasty like i honestly dont know how to put it. Also it looked like a Subway sandwich but i was hitting it from the back so i didn't have to see too much

>>727046150
>>727046783
That's some real shit in there. I understand the customer service being closed on weekends but why the police?

I mean, come on!

>>727049051
Why you guys don't wash yourselves first.

>>727049186
I was clean as a whistle, can hardly tell her to go wash her dirty fanny

Oh, Sorcha and her subway flaps!

>>727049131
Turns out it'll take the whole week for them to figure out we didn't suddenly move to China and attempt to withdraw all of the money from our accounts in order to spend it on video game currency. Sharp motherfuckers they got at 5/3rd.