>Wife is 300 lbs >Sleeps like a rock >sleeps with no

>>727033035

I mean, being able to fuck something whenever is fine and all, but how bad is it being seen in public with her?

Also, how unattractive are you?

>>727033035
How is relationship and shit as well? Is she cool and chill and nice to be around or a cunt?

>>727033035
"ease of access" - rrrright....

Why did you bother making this thread? You know people are going to tell you that you're stupid and that you've chosen a poor unhealthy partner who is going to drag you down in life when she inevitably gets obesity related illnesses. Have fun carting her to her dialysis appointments every week.

Nobody likes to be seeing with their moped in public

>>727033310

You're assuming he's not atrocious as well. This may be the best he can get

>>727033035
Show some more of that landwhale of yours.

>>727033035
mehr!!!

>>727033310
Not all of us are alpha wannabe cucks who get raging hard ons from putting people on the internet down lmao

She looks a lot heavier than 300. You sure she isn't lying to you?

>>727033035
Nigga.shake that bitch I think she's kill.
She's already turning funny colors

Well can't un-see that, thanks fag

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>>727033035
show us her asshole OP

>>727033426
Hey, he has to feel big and important somewhere, right?

>>727034110
True enough. Good for a yuck or two at least

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>>727033035
She so fat her ass cheeks bruise from banging when she walk

>>727033035
Thanx. Now my dick is only for show. I now lost fapping.

>>727033035
Gonna need to see more for information gathering purposes

>>727034342
Bumping for this

>>727033035
I can't see how you would get your dick past all that fat

>>727034586
Would you mind if I made access?

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>>727035509
She's all yours anon -)

Lets see that axe wound, OP

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>>727033035

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>>727036643
Who shaves herm, because there's no way in she can see what she's doing?

>>727036643
Why no sheets?

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>>727036643
Nigga is that a can of Crisco next to the bed? )

>>727036643
>no blankets
what a fucking pig pen.

You're a lucky man OP

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>>727036835
He made her a dress -)

>>727036873
Possibly syringes too

>>727036643
What's this planet of ham doing down here by the wharf?

>>727036946
Obviously diabeetus

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>>727033381
it's a slampig man

>>727036873
I second this question. Nigga, wtf is a can of Crisco doing beside your bed?

Op is kill

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>>727037140
She must have rolled over -)

>>727033035
>Sometimes I feel like im living the life

...that needs to end with anhero as soon as asap as possible?

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>>727033035

He got embarrass when we call him out for Crisco right beside diabetes meds.

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>>727037395

>>727036643
HOLY SHIT
I have that exact same lamp

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>>727033035
absolutely disgusting, i would rather eat a cactus with my ass then put my dick in that what the hell is wrong with you

>>727037395
Implying that's not used for lube

>>727033035
I'm right here with you /b/ro, fiancé isn't quite 300 but close to it and she's nice and shit but it's just I know I could do better but don't want to put the effort into chasing after a skinny cunt whose more than likely going to fuck everyone behind your back,

>>727036643
Jesus Christ, her ass in disgusting.

>>727033035
>ease of access

>>727038340
Josh?

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Imagine the smell this must reek of...the armpit..belly button..between the legs..

>>727038340
>being this insecure

Every fat chick I have known has been retarded. They just don't get it. They are too stupid to realise that a woman has only one thing to offer.

>>727033035
staple a picture of britney spears on her ass and then fuck or masturbate cum in/on her then clean with bleach.
leave britney spears for next time

>>727036643
>>727037327
Nothing gets me harder than trashy fatties. Kudos OP. Also more plz

>>727038515
No anon but I can be josh if you'd like

>>727036939
Fuck, you beat me to it.

>>727039730
Kek

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>>727040135
fucking kek

>>727036643
A hole is a hole, dick doesn't have eyes. If she's really ugly, put a flag on her head and say that was for the state.

>>727036750

This is a valid question.

>>727033035
I bet when she farts, it take that shit like 10minutes to find its way out.

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>>727038821

>>727040669
I always figured fat people shit a lot cuz they eat alot so there assholes are probably a bit bigger.

>>727038515
Not OP, but in situation, perhaps you know me? I just logged onto facebook if you know me.

at least she lets you touch her... so thats a plus more than most married guys get.

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>>727033035

>>727033035
living the life huh? sounds like hell. whats the point of fucking if she isn't part of it. mine as well start raping bitches, at least they react.

>>727036643
Ugh, get some sheets you filthy animal.

>>727043144
... couple tarps

What's up with the severe change in color around their genitals? Permanent 3rd degree brush burn or something?

>>727033303
ahahahah

>>727043551
its called jock itch

>>727036643
hey op how exactly do you fuck her snatch? do u gotta throw a handful of flower on the bitch n find the wet spot? personally im having a tough time distinguishing pussy Crack from every other crevice present here

>>727036643
>>727033035

Sex looks like it would be difficult, logistically speaking. I love bigger girls, but I really don't know how you'd go about fucking that

I am discusted with you op. You live only once and you decide to spend your life with a whale instead of a human. You have no respect for yourself. Why not an hero today?

>>727036643
Lucky bastard. Does she enjoy anal?

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I know your pain anon. This is my daily view.

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>>727044416
> lucky fuck
>???!

>>727044565
all least she's not black too..

>>727033303
Exactly what I was thinking.

>>727038515
Yes what the fuck?

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>>727044565
>disgusting calf tat
>leggings
Gutter trash.

>>727033035
geez her farts must be brutal.

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>>727044151
A whale you say?

Let me enhance OP's photo and... dear god you're right!

>>727045631
Shit-tier. Kys.

>>727044565
Was she ever attractive, or did she get that way after marriage?

>>727033035
>31
Godbless yoy anon