>>727025803 I think an explanation as to why his head is

>>727025803
how?

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>>727025803
what is happening
what

>>727025803
Wat happened?
Was it a feminist?

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>>727026393
Yes

>>727026137
>>727026142
>>727026260
>>727026393
Broken nose. Breathing in through mouth and pushing out through nose. No where for the air to go so face expands.

>>727026714
wew

>>727026814
https://youtu.be/n0gM9tSTW6c

Here's a good video on it

>>727026137
the jews obviously injected nerve gas into his head

>>727026984
danke
gute nacth

>>727026137
completely fucking smashed skull, bones floating under skin

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>>727026714
>compressed air building up in his head until it explodes

>>727026714
It's completely fake. His eyelids stay glued together and do not expand individually. That's just prosthetics and makeup for some Indy movie.

>>727027497
Or they have swollen shut...

Anyone have the webm of the robbers shooting the mother and father then the daughter comes out of the car crying?

>>727028240
all in a days work

>>727026137
>>727026714
Uh no. His face was degloved

>>727028374
Yep.

Someone always has to deal with it.

>>727027497
You can do this though. Eyes swollen does help. Watch the video I posted>>727026966

>>727028419
Damn, that is a new term. Thanks for the information.

>>727028419
Regardless of degloved or not, still needed something to fill it

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>>727028590
>Me

When I broke not one, but both of my elbows at the SAME! Time.

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>>727028717

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>>727028740

>>727028717
Doing stupid shit?

>>727028717
>>727028740

Must have hurt like hell. Also must have been a pain in the ass until you fully healed.

>>727028717
Whats the story?

>>727026714
That doesn't even come close to explain why the fuck a part of his face not connected to his respiratory system is inflating and deflating when he breathes.

>>727026137
His skull is fucking SMASHED, his sinuses are absolutely destroyed. All the air he is sucking in is going straight to his face.
He's going to need some serious reconstructive surgery.

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>>727028767
Stepping over a really tiny fence leaving work?
>>727028862
Not really, still bused home
>hurr under age busing.
Can't be assed getting license
>>727028914
Walking to bus stop from work, thought I'd take a short cut, cut across driveway with a tiny chain link fence (the type with a chain hanging between two posts, no higher than my knees.) I've crossed over it 101 times before, but now today I tripped and slapped right down on my elbows. Somehow got up, bussed home (30 min bus ride), and was like "hold on can't move elbows... hmmm, maybe time to go to hospital" so I got a ride to a local hospital, nurse at desk thought it wouldn't be bad since I was joking and moving around normally aside from having my arms crossed. Took the xrays and she's then like "oh I see.. yep they're both broken"

I could greentext it longer if you want?

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>>727029260

>>727028552
Looks like a Klingon warrior

>>727029260
>>727028767
Note: these were taken about 3 weeks after the injury, this is the casts off photos. Don't have any just as they're broken sorry.

>>727029260
Holy shit! One unlucky slip hey.

>>727029586
I found it funny as fuck to be honest m8

https://vid.me/d6Fz

I've got one more if people like that

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>>727029451