Can someone help a sister out? I need he date changed in order

Please save my gpa /b/

Winners never cheat and cheaters never truly win.

>>727011507
I'm just trying to fix an honest mistake that was out of my control

Bumparooni

>>727011164
Did you have a mother? You obviously weren't raised right you animal.

Cheaters get an automatic F and get sent to the dean to discuss expulsion.

>>727011164
tits+timestamp, then we talk

My honesty must count for something

>>727012056
seconded this.
Tits + timestamp or sharpie in pooper and you get whatever you want

that sounds retarded any decent administration will want the original note

>>727012161
>any decent administration will want the original note
this isn't 2005 anymore anon, photos are considered enough most of the time.

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>>727011164

>>727011164
Tits or gtfo

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>>727012161
My professor just wanted proof of my visit through email and to show up to the make up period.

>>727011756
lies, you were lazy, and now you pray the price.
kys

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Cheaters never prosper

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>>727011164

https://youtu.be/oMC0EDOrWD0

I'm still going to take the exam with the same knowledge as the rest of the class. If anything I'll be rustier because of how much has been covered since then. We're almost on our next exam

>>727012221
see this is why your country is full of aids absolutely nobody gives a shit anymore

>>727012434
Holy shit how have I never seen that before

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>>727012710
Just like a woman, trying to rationalize their lying dishonest shit.

>>727012869
saves a tonne of time and money anon. instead of chasing people up for shit, requiring people travel to deliver it, and wasting an admins time scanning/filing it you can just punch a photo into a database.

I'm not going to lose my ticket to grad school if at all possible. Yeah I screwed up, I'm not trying to say. Otherwise.

>>727012987
> Fuck me I'm not getting up to waddle to the scanner
Okay amerifat

>>727012987
Yeah that's what they end up doing anyways. Scanning and trashing the real copy.

>>727013125
Go to /r/

/b/ is just gonna give you shit

>>727013205
Moreaso in order to be green, save time, money, and space

>>727013205
At least we have scanners, third worlder

>>727013392
Excuses, that's all your country exports anymore nowadays isn't it

>>727013338
>Go to the deadest board on 4chan

>>727013526
My point exactly. Figure if I take enough shit someone will post it lmao.

>>727013486
Who wouldn't want digital copy. Office fires destroy all evidence

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>>727013526
It is a shitty board, but i got this done on /r/ in literally a couple of minutes. Kind of depends on how bad they want to do it and how lucky you are.

>>727013980
Posted in /r/ and /wsr/ to no avail

Please?

Autism aside, help an anon

>>727014376
fellow femanon. I can do it but I need more time. Don't have pshop on this computer. You got a throwaway email?

>>727011164
We are the oracles of 4 chan but like in sparta we need an ...... A tribute. Has we would say. The breast of a beautiful woman that is yours, and we need a time stamp to prove you aint trying to fool the 4chan god. Now praise keke and show your soft mamel.

>>727011164
Yes please help her out since she couldn't be responsible enough to wake up on time. Let me guess you stayed up to late fucking off?

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Here you go anon. You're welcome

You better read your campus policy on Academic Dishonesty Stephanie.

http://www.sjsu.edu/senate/docs/S04-12.pdf

>>727015256
kek

>>727015256
fucking kek

>>727015256
Lol thanks for the effort but I need the month changes

>>727015256
top kek

>>727015400
fucking idiot

Im willing to help, but your instructions aren't that clear. Could you just lay out exactly what you want done in text?

>>727015400
...

>>727014497
Yeah. But I am seeing her in the morning

>>727015579
I need the 3 from the number 23 photoshopped over the month (2) on each line

Spread your lips and show us if you are a virgin op. Then we migth consider.

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>>727015337
>>727015370
>>727015400
>>727015481

I spy with my little eye, three anons that can read between the lines, and one that can not

>>727015694
And you're using the imperial dating system correct? (i.e: month/day/year)

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>>727015256

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>>727015787
Yes, sadly.

>>727015747
Jokes on you I'm op and two people on that list

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post b-hole pics, please

>>727016167
Jokes on you your gpa is fucked in the ass

>>727016271
Pretty much now

>>727016235
U suk shw btthle

>>727011164
OP, may we see a picture or perhaps a representation of your anus hole?

>>727016531
Yes give me the sweet buttmilk

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>>727011164

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>>727015945

>>727016816
You dumb little pussy

>>727016816
Fuck, beat me to it :/

>>727016816
Thank you so much.

>>727017030
You're welcome!

>>727016981
>>727016975
>>727016816
Thanks for the effort guys

Way to go enabling a dumb little niglet that makes her own problems and then is too lazy to fix them herself

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>>727017134

>>727016816
Faggot

>>727017185
:'(

>>727016271
You thought
>>727016816
>>727016875

>>727017186
The rule is "tits or gtfo" not "ass with underwear or gtfo"

>>727017474
Lucky for me I already have my solution and felt like being generous.

>>727017590
Yo do realize that /b/ now has your name and a picture of your ass right?

>>727017590
Eh, whatever. Have fun regardless.

>>727017737
And her facebook. And her general location. The dumb broad isn't exactly hard to find.

>>727017849
>>727017737
Alternatively you could not do that, and let this person live their life.

>>727018015
Or alternatively you could go fuck a cactus. People that think problems are just things that magically get fixed by strangers without a second thought deserve less

>>727018277
It was never that serious. I don't have much data and running on no wifi to download an editing program. Just needed a favor

>>727018277
And here we have a virgin loser who wants to go after people because he's angry. Maybe if you changed your focus into fixing your life, you would be successful

>>727018436
LMAO YOU GONNA GET DOXXXED BITCH

>>727018436
plus it's not like it was particularly difficult to edit, since it was just handwritten text.

So what will you give us so we don't submit your request and ass pic to the Dean of Academic affairs?

>>727018499
Do what you want, she has already won.

>>727018436
Where dem titties bitch? and a time stamp.

>>727018572
You don't even know what college/univercity she goes to, nor do you know that you have the right person on facebook.

>>727018454
>Asking virgin losers for help
>Thank them by calling them virgin losers
That's just harsh thb

>>727018718
>>727018572
Not op, but god damn you people are pathetic. You could find far better boobs than hers ANYWHERE on the internet.

>>727018915
Oh sorry, that was me. I was just commenting on you guys harrassing her.

>>727018920
Welcome to the most autistic people on the internet, this is 4chan.

>>727018915
Wasn't me.

>>727018995
>>727019071
Oh ok ladies

*tips fedora*

>>727019250
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER REEEEEEEEEE

Anyone have a link to buy cool fedoras online guys?

>>727019366
Depends on your definition of "cool"

>>727019364
yeah you're a woman.

>>727019476
Actually im a guy.

>>727019620
Im not the op btw.

>>727019620
You're definitely not a guy.

>>727019754
Dude, im not the fucking op.

>>727019871
I'M the OP

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>>727019871
Ur a faget

>>727018920
how do you know? Op could have spectacular tits. Tits so nice that they will be the tits that I judge all others by from now on. So round and with the perfect amount of sag and perfectly centered nipples that I think about them every day for the rest of my life and on my death bed I will struggle out one last sentence wiht my dying breath "That op way back in 2017 had the best tits I'd ever seen"

>>727020205
You're a disgusting beta

>>727020289
you take that back!

>>727020205
The likelyhood of her having tits like that is close to 0.

>inb4 theresachance.avi

>>727020370
Shut up you beta cuck faggot. No wonder you can't get a gf.

>tfw im also a beta and insulting other betas on the internet.

>>727020370
Okay

>>727020525
>>727020289
>>727020370
Shut up everyone here is beta.

>>727011164
Need anything else shopped?

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>>727020696
Shop this into something less cancer

>>727021011
Alright, give me a sec.

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>>727021011
>>727021111
And done.

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>>727021111
Bumped and checked