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Today is my birthday. I'm 30. Got an email... Head Of

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Today is my birthday.

I'm 30.

Got an email... Head Office wants cuts, and I'm out.

I just spent all my savings on a new car thinking I had a secure job.
It's a good car, modest sedan, reliable, should last 5 years or more.

I'm 30, jobless and broke.

Got in touch with local temp agency and got a job.
I'm 30, now a minimum wage brick stacker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
General feels ITT

Tell me you're worse off.
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>>727003819
Thank you Republicans!
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34, jobless, got laid off a year ago. Found out last August I have an 11 year old son, paying child support. It was my birthday on the 20th.
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>>727004084
ouch, how did you '???? ???' you had a son?
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>>727003819
Sell that car brah. Having the extra spending cash will take some of the hurt off. Public transport if you can pull it off. Or downgrade the car and get a beater.
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>>727004003
>republicans
>democrats in charge for the last 8 years
>expects instant change and everything is the republicans fault now
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>>727003819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QousZwZuZOQ
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Lois, you're old.
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>>727003819

>new car
>should last five years

nigger a brand new car could last 10-12. So look the bright side, you don't have to worry about paying money to fix issues with your car for a long time.
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>>727003819
>I just spent all my savings on a new car

Protip: don't do that
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>>727003819
Got sent to rehab today, birthday in 3 days, will be 30, most likely unemployed when I get out, shot car no place to live
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>>727004258
he spent all his savings on a car that will only last 5 years. how do you downgrade from that?
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>>727004232
Got served with papers for a paternity test.
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>>727004430
nah it's not brand new, it's '???' to me
>>727004483
fair enough, but it wasn't a huge amount, just all that I could save and I didn't have a car
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>>727004358
wtf
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>>727003819

Why didn't you file for unemployment since you were laid off?
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>>727004358

y tho
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>>727004772
I don't know how that stuff works.
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>>727004887

There is nearly unlimited information at your finger tips .. what the fuck are you doing?
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>>727004862
>>727004722
Because if youre such a faggot then you should just do it
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>>727004772
not op but it takes 4 weeks to get a check from unemployment and that's only if the previous employer is on top of it, sounds like he has bills to pay and with his new ferarri in the driveway needed a job right quick.
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>>727004887

Whatever state you are in google "State" unemployment benefits. There will be a website with resources on eligibility and how to get it.
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>>727005016
I'm 30...
I'm from when if you don't have a job, you go find a job
It's different elsewhere I know, but here in the south of New Zealand it's pretty conservative
If you don't have a job, you go door knocking or you KYS
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>>727003819
You may be anxious about your situation, but it is actually pretty good. You have a dependable vehicle that is paid off. You are young. You get a change of scenery with the brick stacking gig, which means you will be exposed to a new population of contacts and potential buds that you probably would not have been able to make in whatever office hellhole you were in. Your health is probably ok too. We always forget about that.

Have a little courage and keep your attention on the present. Dwelling on the future causes anxiety; dwelling on the past causes depression.
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>>727003819
I live in Mexico. You are privileged. Stop winning!.
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>>727003819
22, NEET, living in a flat on government benefits, diagnosed depression and I can barely bring myself to do anything productive. If I got full time work, I am certain I wouldn't be able to hold it. You seem to have a degree of motivation OP. Things like that are the kind of blessings people tend to overlook. Good luck.
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>>727005289

Well I dunno how it works in New Zealand then. But here in the states the business you worked for pays taxes into Unemployment Benefits. So money you are making them is going into it. So when they oust you there is no reason not to apply and use it, or it will just go to some Tyrone that got 'laid off' from McDickles.
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>>727005580
>diagnosed depression and I can barely bring myself to do anything productive

if you are aware enough to understand what you just posted you should be aware enough to understand that the entire world would benefit if you jumped off a bridge.
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>>727003819

If you got cut for no reason other than general cuts, you warrant both unemployment and probably a severance. Sometimes that unemployment is better than going the minimum wage route if you need a month to really get out there and look. Just don't live off it without trying, then you're a faggot and should kill yourself.
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>>727005619
Yea I dunno about that, I know here you have to prove you are looking for work in order to be eligible... makes it pretty redundant since I found 'a' job
even if it's stacking bricks for min wage, it means you can't receive unemployment because you were offered A job
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>>727004358
whats the story behind this?
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>>727005860
You're right. My position could be much worse. I am thankful for that.
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>>727004358
What's happening here?
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>>727006141
glad i could help.
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>>727006139
>>727006317

"Fuck you son quit your whining and saying your going to anhero, here, have a fucking gun you noob, you don't have the balls"
"Bang"
"oh fuck"
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>>727005860
True get a fucking job
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>>727003819
Manual labour is brutal but pays better than minimum wage desu. Landscaping is always hiring anybody that can breathe. You might hate it but it can help sustain you till yiu find something better.
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>be 40
>lost my job a few years back
>have no money
>plenty of debt
>truck just rolled over to 165000 on the odometer
>wife is at least making serious crazy money
>only a matter of time before she puts 2 +2 together and punts my ass out
>only friend is neighborhood yellow cat that wonders in looking like he just went through 3 tours in Vietnam

Could be worse I guess
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>>727003819
go into pizza delivery or UBER/Lyft. They actually make a decent amount of money. Just keep looking for a real job while you're doing that.
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>>727003819
>31
>married
>no car, have to use bus system
>have inexensive 1bdrm apt
>sometimes barely make ends meet
>don't even have a normal bed yet
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>>727006529
165k odo? What's the problem? Is it made in USA?
Just eat your wife out at least once a week so she doesn't punt you while you look for a good job.
ez
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>>727006529
Your wife doesn't know your unemployed?
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>35
>Junior in useles stem degree
>Went from 0 debt to about 80K
> shitty apartment
>no job

Life is fucking good actually.
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>>727004887
lol you fucked up. Unemployment gives you 70% of what you were making for like 6 months to a year.
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>>727006529
Well, you got a sugar mama which is nice. If you can find out how to keep her, just roll around for another 40 years and parish in style.
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>>727004251
enjoy your ban, faggot
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>>727006688
Nice triple dubs nigger
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>>727003819

Dude its called credit and financing. Make payments, keep savings, less risk.
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>>727006892
not here it doesn't.
My severance, which is only owed holidays, means I go on a stand down period based on how long they think that money 'should' last me.
Then maybe next year they will give me $50 a week but only if I can prove I am actively looking for work
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>>727003819
I'm homeless and have no id or proof of residency family is on the other side of the country and o haven't eaten in 4 days. At library because free water and internet to remind me of better times
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>>727006892
i collect unemployment every winter, for the last 20 years, and it's not really 70% if you elect to pay taxes each week, if you don't you pay it the next tax season.

not all it's cracked up to be.
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>>727007235
How did you end up homeless and foodless?
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>>727006529

at least you'll be able to collect alimony when she divorces you
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>>727007045
please leave and never waste another post.
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>>727007464
Good luck having a cock and balls in the legal system during divorce
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>>727006795
Its a Dodge.......

>>727006828
Nope. She thinks I go to work. I got a decent severance package and had been saving it. So every week, for the past 2 years, i take $150 or so out. Spend most of my time playing vidya games and sleeping. It's fucking nice to get up at like noon, eat some cereal, play some games.

>>727006894
The struggle is real, man. Always try to buy her some flowers and little things. Just need to keep this gravy train rolling.
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Your life could be a lot worse OP. Revel in my dismay, nigga

>be me
>severe anxiety/depression
>25 year old NEET living at home
>no work experience I could put on a resume (3 years unemployed) or education outside of highschool
>bullied weekly by my mother because I'm mentally broken
>no social contact outside of internet or way to leave my house
>feedback loop
>feedback loop
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>>727007622

my brother got spousal support

it helped that he could prove she cheated on him
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>>727007681
See I don't understand this mentality, it's just too far out of frame for me to comprehend.
Get a job.
Problem solved.
Become social at work over time. Get money, go out to shops or whatever you have money in your pocket just peruse.
You live at home, you have no expenses, get money and the world opens up.
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I'm a trans muslim nigger fagat beat that
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>>727007681
Why are you depressed then, also why act like you have a shit life?

I'm in a similar situation as you, but i'm living on my own and was orphaned at 4.
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>>727007681
have a friend lie and say you worked for them. i took care of an aunt and they took it. didn't admit she was my aunt.
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>>727007681
20 years old in same situation except i got beat up real bad on the way to school at 12 years old and when i turned 18 i got 25 thousand compensation payment now its just like whats the point hahaha must be great to be you faggot im gonna go buy some weed and eat at a thai resteraunt.
break into a house or something get addicted to meth, find some motivation... or pray heavily and live in line with god he will deliver brother as he did for me
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>I just spent all my savings on a new car thinking I had a secure job.
Welp, you fucked up.

You fucked up in your assumption that you had a secure job (there's pretty much no such thing) and you fucked up in using up your savings to buy a car (was it worth it?)

That's why you got replaced. You're clearly a pretty mediocre or even dumb motherfucker.

The world would be the exact same place without you.

Pic related, it's you.
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>>727008386
That's a good point.
More than once I've had a friend be a 'manager' or 'foreman' on the phone as referees for jobs.
No one checks... unless you lie about qualifications and high skill experience like law partner or something.
Just make up some shit that you're working at a generic retail outlet and put someone you know down as "The Manager" and a cell number.
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>>727007681
Go see this\/\/\/\/
>>727008386

Honestly, shit doesn't matter any more in the real world. I managed to snag a damn good job after getting shit canned. Just told a friend to act like he was my boss and I had worked for him for the past 4 years. They called, he talked it up, they hired me.

Its a fucking cut throat world out there. If you ain't doing the cutting, then you're being cut.
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>>727008682
i was there when they checked. i was like wtf?!?! someone actually checked?

i literally put down i was a caregiver for the disabled and had a notarized contract. i could look it up but my employment was 8 years long so i might not have it anymore.
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>>727005369
>Dwelling on the future causes anxiety; dwelling on the past causes depression.
This is seriously great, thank you.
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>>727008225
Nah you're right man. I know a job will fix almost if not everything. Can't face my fear of failure though, too anxious to try, constantly bullied so anxiety/depression feedback loop etc

>>727008321
Your life is shitty but mine is too man. If you wanna make it a competition yours is shittier.

>>727008386
Can you elaborate? You mean, have family/friend say I did X for them?
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>25
>working a decent office job making a living
>every time I tried to leave the company, got a better position somehow
I'm not worse off. I didn't get laid off and I didn't spend my savings on a fucking car lol.

You're a loser. Hopefully temporarily. Hopefully you'll learn from your mistakes and get back on your feet, but for the time being, you're a fucking loser.
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>>727008852
>Can you elaborate? You mean, have family/friend say I did X for them?
>>727008839
as i stated here
i put down i was a caregiver for the disabled and had a notarized contract. i could look it up but my employment was 8 years long so i might not have it anymore. when they asked about it i made it sound like i was running a thriving business and made it sound like it was why i was pursuing an AAS in business management.
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>>727004358
only real advice i have seen
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>>727008875
you really shouldnt waste your time talking to stupid poor people anon, your time is worth alot more then theirs.
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>>727008852
Missed the point anon. I wasn't saying mines is shitter than anyone elses. I was trying to say it's not like super shit.

Yeah it may suck but it's actually not to bad, i'd rather be like this than stuck in some 3rd world shit hole ir be homeless.
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>>727008225
>Get a job.

companies usually don't want to hire unemployed NEETs
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>>727004258
Bring it to los santos customs i mean sure you wont get as much as the upgrades and og cost but put it towards ceo work.
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>>727008570
welp I should've kept a rainy day fund for sure

I wasn't replaced.
None of us were.
Where exactly do you find 7 qualified flour millers to run a mill to replace 7 millers?
That was my job if you were wondering.
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>>727006139
Mom and Dad owned store, were hard on their son. Son had depression. Got into an argument, son said he was going to kill himself. Dad said, "Ok, kill yourself, you're a loser anyway." Son an heroed. Parents flipped.
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>>727003819
Did you go to college? You should know brick laying pays from 15$ and up. Unless you got cucked by the temp agency. Which you probably did. Keep your head up anon, thats life man just gotta keep rolling.
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>>727009394
Minimum wage is $15.75
Which gets you sweet fuck all here
And yes I went to varsity and have 2 BSc's
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>22
>Left okay paying job to pursue better opportunity
>Opportunity fell though
>No money had to move back in with parents
>No job right now but I have leads on some
>Car's transmission about to die
>13k in debt
Could be worse I guess, at least I have beer
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>>727004271
this
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>>727009666
OP here, in New Zealand
Whoever is president doesn't affect me much
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>>727007681
I understand, anon.
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>>727009657
average 22 year old
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>>727003819
36. Just put 10000 aus on for a deposit for a house.
Might be getting fired tomorrow cause some fuck wit stole alcohole from work.
Finance and job check today at 230.. cant get my deposit back..
Im praying it clears or im fuckrd..
No house . No job..
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>>727009292
>>727009292
>None of us were.
That's even worse lol. You were replaced by nothing. Meaning that your job was literally worth nothing to the economy.

Yes, I'm a dumb millennial and no I don't have a nice car and I only make a little over 40k.

I also don't have debt, no kids and can do whatever the fuck I want and can afford to not have a shitty job for a while.

Let this be a lesson to you, you dumb cunt.
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>>727009954
That actually makes me feel a tad bit better about myself to be honest
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>>727009196
You weren't trying to make a positive point, but I do appreciate the sentiment now lol.

Honest question, how do you cope with things? I sort of gave up tryin to figure that out after repeated traumatic events
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>>727010113

It's where I was at 22. Now I have 3 cars, 2 run, and my own place, a pretty damn cute girlfriend, and a job I'm relatively proud of.

Still 3k in debt, but doing much better.
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>>727010102
These cuts will probably result in the company losing the flour contracts to the all of the nations supermaket bakeries.
But it's a mega multi-trillion dollar cash floating company, so they don't care about our tiny country.

>>727010054
Well fuck cunt, how'd you get a mortgage with 10k?
Across the ditch they're charging 25% min
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?? ????, ????? ?? ???? ??? ??? ???? ??????.
?? ????????? ?????? ???? ??? ?'? ????? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?????.
??? ?? ??? ?? ?? ??? ??????? ??? ????? ???? ??????.

???? ?????? ???????
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>>727004358
I don't feel bad for the dad. Fucking dick thought his sons mental illness was a game.
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>>727010677
First home buyers grant. In perth aus.. 1% deposit. Cause mining has gone to shit..
Also 45k in debt .
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>>727011069
>69
nice way to finish up
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>>727009605
Where do you live that 30k isn't enough to survive? Plenty of americans do it on less
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>>727011367
Americans don't pay $5 for an avocado
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>>727011367
Also, New Zealand
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>>727011367
'straya! Where everything is fucked and overpriced, unless you live waaaaay out in the bush with the animals.
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>>727011615
Then it's pre-claimed
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>>727003819
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>>727011788
Become Frankenstein?
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>>727010332
I honestly just tend to keep my mind preoccupied with other shit, could be anything really, vidya, movies, tv series, reading, housework or even just going for a walk. Sometimes i like to let the thoughts just sit there and try to think of ways that my life could get better in time, and hopefully when i start feeling better and happier i can attempt to make a start and try to achieve those goals.

Been on a bunch of anti depressants too, but it never feels like they work. I also see a psychologist every couple of weeks and just chat with him about it, which helps tbh. I supposse it's good to get your thoughts and feelings off of your chest every now and then.
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>>727012102
>>727011788
>become an hero
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I'm 21. not my birthday. college dropout inventor/ entrepreneur with manufacturing contacts that just fell into my lap. still working on it, but things are looking up. Sorry though, dude. Work hard, get on unemployment ASAP, and get your resume out there every chance you get.
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>>727012255
/b/ is no fun at all any more
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>>727011664
Aye, fuckin' pommies!
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>>727004271
>democrats
>GWB did 8 years worth of damage that cant possibly be made up in 8 years
>expects us to forget who actually fucked this country and everything IS the republicans fault
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>>727012109
That's what I do now. Vidya/film/herb are my saviors. Bottling stuff up is unhealthy as fuck though, I'm pretty sure repressing my teenage years is how I ended up here. The therapy thing is something that's long past due here, but getting a therapist means I need to face this crap so I nope out of the idea pretty quick

Thanks for the response dude, I actually really appreciate it.
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Make 40K a year living with my dad. Haven't had sex since Dec 2015. Have a car and money saved. Meh.
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>>727009870
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>>727012520
No worries dude, was good talking to a fellow anon about it.
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if you off yourself leave me the car you suicidal worthless piece of shit
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>>727012748
Also live with my dad, but make like 14k after tax, and my car is busted at the moment. I need to do some head work on it when it gets a little warmer. I haven't had sex since my fiancé left me. it's been almost 3 years.

Could be worse. Itd be hard to go down hill from here.

this whole thread makes me happy that I'm not alone in my miserable little world. :D
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>>727007045
Got a triple double.
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>>727013780
crunchwrap?
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>>727013586
Jeez, I thought you were my brother for a second. He still lives with my dad and his car just crapped out. Only difference is that he has a sex life.
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>>727003819
same situation.
but i'm 40
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>>727009292
idk anon. I really feel for you.

here's what google turned up
https://www.indeed.com/q-Flour-Milling-jobs.html
(not being sarcastic or anything). sorry I have nothing better to offer you
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>>727003819
>>36
>>cop
>>I secretly beat men people I arrest
>>I secretly mace/rape woman that I arrest, usually people of no significance
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>>727015504
this is the new 4chan troll....the "crooked cop"

really been on the rise the last couple weeks
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>>727007622
its really about money, believe it or not. They usually award custody of children to the mother, not because shes more fit (in many cases its proven the mother is unfit) but because the father makes more money, which the courts take a cut of. A male getting spousal support isnt that farfetched.
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>>727015651
Believe me or not, as you said its 4chan. I take joy in what I do and will probably never be caught
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>>727015504
tipical pig
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>>727015797
It’s believable...that’s the worst part.
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>>727015848
I clean your streets, get over it

>>727015958
Not really, Its pretty rare to find an Officer who abuses the law, everyone is to scared to do otherwise.
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>>727016111
Any good stories? Just was talking to my buddy how if I was a cop I would have a body count in the 100s and be crooked as fuck.

Thank you for what you do BTW. I support cops even though I kinda hate you.
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>>727016453
Plenty, Here in California we get many illegals. Men, woman trying to cross the border or they do cross and we capture them. Once or twice a month Im able to track down illegal immigrant woman from Mexico and I explain (the best I can with broken Spanish) that If they let me handcuff and fuck them Ill let them go...

>>I never let them go
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>>727016718
you have issues
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>22 no job
>2 more years for my engineering degree
>the odds of finding a job after college are very slim
>broke
>no car
>no licence
>no savings

could be worse i guess
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Only 18 and failing college. Should I kill myself now and save everyone some time and effort?
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>>727004003
Yep because everything is black and white, Republican and Democrat, liberal and conservative etc.. There is no gray area anymore there's either this or that. And it's always the other's fault...
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>>727012393
And this attitude is why nothing will ever fucking change
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>33
>jobless
>tall fit gf dumped me, i mean TALL 6'2 im 5'6
>lives at home
>no car
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>>727009657
Yeah, welcome to every other 20 something year old's life. It's par for the course for us to be in crushing debt. Luckily I'm not, but I still don't feel that happy with my situation.

> 24
> Make 9 dollars an hour working graveyard shifts
> Live with parents still
> Gf of 2 years left me 2 months ago
> Best friend got married so he's basically dead, haven't talked to him in years
> Bachelor's degree in business management and apply for tons of entry level jobs, never hear shit back
> "Change your resume, anon" everyone says
> I have fucking nothing to put on it besides my degree and some cashier experience

I have about 14k dollars to my name, and save most of every paycheck I get. Still feel like a fucking loser though. Jobs are harder than Narnia to find, I swear.
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>>727017333
At least I got trips though. Thank you, Kek <3
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>>727016111
nice trips
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>>727017333
at least you got trips anon.
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>>727003819
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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>>727017333
Hey you got trips
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>>727016718
The only way you can get sex, I imagine?
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>>727003819
Happy birthday, fag. Sorry to hear shit's not going great for you.

I'm 27. I was feeling pretty shaky tonight, didn't know why, had a half a glass of wine and now feel aces. So... my alcoholism has gotten so bad I think I'm actually skirting the DTs.

I have an interview for a just above minimum wage job that thankfully involves doggies and kitty cats so I'm looking forward to that, but I've been unemployed for the last five months after being attacked by an elderly coworker at my last job. Completely screwed up my reference and my plans. I have 0 savings and have been living off the generousity of a relative for the same 5 months. Having free beer and loose morals seems to have come home to roost.

I dunno if I'm better or worse off than you but I feel for you.
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>>727018134
No, Im pretty in shape. You have to be in my department. I just enjoy the power
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>>727016718
I live in albuquerque NM so I know what you cops have to deal with and also how savage you are.

You or anyone you know ever just keep drugs you find? When I was in HS I had a cop pull me over after a movie at like 1am. Took my weed and sent me on my way. I swear he smoked that shit.
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>>727003819
im 26 and havent had a job in 2 years, i live with my parents and play video games all day every day.
I actually make money like this and i have enough saved to move away and buy my own car, but i choose not to so i wouldnt be in the place you are.
Yet most people would you you are better off than me.
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>>727003819
You've come to the right place, friend.
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>>727019395
How do you get paid to play? Is it a real currency mmorpg?
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>>727020273
the goverment pays me, tho i will have to do something very soon or they will stop, i've even kinda tried getting a job, but im super picky, i've tried a couple different jobs so i know what i dont want, the problem is i dont know what i want.

tldr; i dont get payd to play, i just do it for fun, which it would not be if i had to do it to get money.
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>>727020984
Please tell me how you got that job and or your jobs name.
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>>727007646
Haha you pathetic cunt
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>>727021275
what job?
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>>727003819
I don't have a job
I can't afford a car
Live in the smallest appartment
I consider McDonalds to be luxryfood
Parents has to help me with medical bills
Maybe I can do something that makes me earn 100$ more a month at max but it involves busting my ass off to the extreme
I have no friends
I have no gf
No pets
I'm stressed out and heart is going apeshit sometimes
I lie sometimes to make my life look less pathetic

I don't want to continue this list...
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>>727021275
he's probably a streamer
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>>727004271
True.
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>>727006894

I have a "sugar mama" in a way.

She was in the military, I stayed home and took care of and raised the kids. She deployed to Iraq, got injured, she's kind of fucked up now. She gets VA disability and soc security disability, I get a lesser amount of VA disability and the VA pays me to take care of her. We don't have to work anymore but if the government ever goes under we are fucked, I guess.
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22.
Never kissed a girl.
Never had sex.
Minimum Wage IT help desk job.
Barely passing my college classes.
When I'm done I don't think any of my professors will want to act as references. I don't think I'll be able to get into my field and by the time I do all things I know will probably be irrelevant.
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>>727003819
Sell car, get the fuck off /b/ and find something else....fucking retard.
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>>727021275
You said you make money while playing video games. But I guess you mean You play video games while eating government cheese.
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>>727003819
On my birthday girl I know tried to sleep with me but wasn't into it so she played the rape card. I spend my birthday and days after in jail. The case was dismissed since I didn't do shit but it still ruined my reputation.
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>>727003819
Yawp, I plan on killing myself on my 30th birthday. I'm spending my 20s trying to get as much enjoyment as I can out of my pathetic life and not worrying any more than I have to about responsibility, commitment, or long-term consequences, then once I'm bored of it all I'll just off myself and get out of this shitty world.
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>>727022404
yes, tho i wouldnt call my mothers cooking government cheese.
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Uber or lyft. Use the car to make some money. Rebuild your life.

Also, brick layers can make a bundle so stick with that!
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hi. im 33. get paid $14/hr to fill out bs paperwork and sleep. i play vidya all day.

own my house and car, free and clear.

i have a cat.
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>>727023589
wanna take me out to dinner? I want to meet your cat
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>>727023999
lol'd
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>>727004430
Nigger do YOU buy piece of shits no car should only last 10-12 years less your driving a fuck load of hours each day
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>>727025114
tfw my car is 18 years old and the only thing wrong with it right now is it needs new struts.
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>>727017333
fuck this is pretty much where I'm heading,

I'll finish university in may, I'll get my degree in accounting, however, since I always just fucked around and was happy with barely passing the tests and not working beside uni, I'm pretty much fucked because I have no knowledge of the field at all. I imagine being fired one week after getting a job

It's not helping that I fucking hate this field already.
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>>727003819
hey man. you're here for a reason. what is it?
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>>727008755
I don't disagree, but I am horrified by it.
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>>727003819
if op for real ?
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>>727025902
So become an office manager.

Having a degree does not mean you MUST work in that field.

It just means you are able to learn in a structured manner.

Many folk survive and even succeed with out degrees.

Take a retail job if required so you can meet new people.
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>>727026664
yeah that's kind of what I was thinking, and that is the plan, but how do you apply to another kind of job, if you don't have a degree in it? I sort of feel trapped because of this.
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>>727003819
Use that brand new car as an Uber driver.
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If anyone needs help, advice, or just someone to vent too, don't feel afraid to message me, more then willing to help in any means.
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>>727003819
I work around 18 hours a week making around top 2% of the world, feels good being a salesman
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>>727012393
Tbh, the u.s haven't had a good president since jfk
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>>727016860
where are you from?
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