Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Everybody is crazy!
chillin'
>>727000913
A for effort
>>727000847
I'll send you an invite to the wedding.
Better bake
Good night
>>726999262
No it's so I can play Vidya without having to alt tab otherwise I'm away from a computer
(You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gInQrE0znbo
Forgot previous: >>726992439
Still here
and
>>727000943
What do you mean?
lol Esdeath is late for every thread
Being autistic is not being psychopathic.
>>727001028
please die still waiting on that proof of the animals you killed subhuman garbage
I'm starting to think Greatsword or a X___&Board are the only ways to play melee in Skyrim
>>727001059
goodnight
Claiming best girl
>>727001118
fuck off flan
>>727001073
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlsTuG39O0
>>727001050
Look here, buddy
All I want is the keks, hand them over
>>727001091
let it grow
long
>>727001154
everyone knows axes are best
>>727001212
Don't insult me I will dox u!
This was my first Anime watched, today.
Never watched anything.
Is this bad or not?
カラミチーマス
>>727000338
>lewd
>>727000452
Do you play any FPS?
>>727001118
Better be careful...
he might threaten to kill you.
:^)
>>727001050
can i put my dick between those tits?
>>727001273
I let it grow pretty long normally.
>>727001325
Did you like it?
>>727000314
I wanna see more kinpatsu Shino.
>>727000935
Kagari seyuu is cute.
>>727001154
But sneak and daggers is like the cheesiest build in non-modded skyrim.
>>727001218
Best Tyler album, followed by Bastard then Goblin. Cherry Bomb has decent instrumentals here and there but feels like a joke overall.
Favourite track here is Colossus, it's just kinda funny, relaxed and has really clever rhymes that reference his previous works.
>>727001424
Only watched now the first episode.
Surprisingly I liked
>>727001372
Already did in PM's.
>>727001424
Honestly make it grow really really long. By what you said your hair is amazing.
>>727001118
how's the coffee? :o
>>727001218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ
I haven't really listened to tyler or his crew much
If you could go back and change one thing in your life, what would it be?
>>727001297
I prefer Greatswords for two handed, Maces and Shield for one handed
But it might be different If a dagger could be used to parry
>>727001597
I'm not really a fan of sneak
>>727000415
You only further encourage me to refuse.
You'll know, just not right now. Everyone will. Besides, you should save some room for the copious amounts of Keks that will be produced.
>>727000375
>crushed into a red paste under the mountain that is Chris
>>727001424
how long? past your neck?
>>727001691
No coffee this time. Am in bed and slowly drifting to sleep. Just here for Es's autismo. But overall I am good. You?
>>727001715
never would have posted here
>>727001715
>>727001252
My life may be a sitcom, but this is one of those shit episodes nobody likes that gets really preachy at the end. Sorry snowflake.
>>727001325
If you liked it then no.
>>727001394
That's the question that keeps me awake every night.
>>727001768
My god.. It's as if he was crushed by a boulder..
>>727001640
Then its good. Dont really matter what people think besides you.
>>727001674
I dont think really really long is good.
>>727001715
Being born.
>>727001776
Its about in the middle of my neck.
>>727001350
I play [overwatch] CsGo, basically it for fps
I used to play some other awhile back.
>>727001674
How boring and predictable.
>>727001715
Not get adopted.
ok ok so let assume my reaction to this piety person is wrong what would a sensible person do then if im reacting to the situation incorrectly?
>a quick rundown she pretended to like me and spoke to me in a domming way. tried and failed to get me to cut myself (wich she has done to other people). then said yeah I was just fucking with you lol
>>727001141
>He doesn't kill things or acts like you so he's subhuman garbage
The irony
>>727001350
Brother just grabbed the shower so I'm out here for another few minutes.
I was going to start Watamote and then Re: Zero at some point, but I don't exactly want to download anime onto a laptop that isn't my own.
>>727001725
axe and shield a best
>>727001674
I never threatened to kill you.... you left me flan
>>727001855
it's quite the spectacle it seems, I'm listening to music at the moment just relaxing
those are cute pics you're posting btw :o
>>727001597
do all your waifus have a pic with a water bubble?
>>727000935
>>727001924
that is nice
show it to me once it gets there
>>727002004
Just let it go
>>727002076
Mace a best
Probably not statistically, but it's fun to crusade with
>>727001715
Stopped her from jumping.
>>727001924
Well do it to like.. back size. So it reaches the middle of your back.
>>727002002
Yes.
>>727002087
I left you because you stopped being smart with me and started doing the same kind of talk you do anywhere "I am the all powerful yada yada" "I want Es to crush my nuts yada yada".
>>727002138
Yep, found a cute comic and capped every single flan out of it.
>>727001297
Yes yes yes. I don't know why but in the last two years I grew really tired of swords and developed an axe fetish.
>>727001725
I enjoy it quite a lot, personally the most fun I had in Skyrim was mixing illusion and sneak, using calm on enemies to sneak on their faces while they are not hostile.
>>727002138
Yes. 1 is 100% of them.
>>727002249
i haven't played that game in forever
>>727002223
Im not sure how far it should go.
>>727002265
No. Im a dude and thats too much.
>>727001886
That is an easy thing to fix
>>727001895
Mine would be to find you and stop you from going away to Russia
>>727001924
Was that really your choice?
>>727002002
Lol you are adopted?
>>727002265
It was her choice. What makes you think you have any authority?
fine ill drop it ill let it go I wont even message her anymore in fact can you hide messages?
>>727001768
Damn
Don't worry, all keks within me goes away I think about the life choices I've made while sleep deprived and dehydrated in the field.
I will have enough room for all the keks
>>727001907
Stock, do some good for once and hand over the kek.
Give me the episode that won't be airing, the secret episode
>>727001154
Every character I play ends up using stealth and bow.
>>727001715
Just one?
>>727002516
block her and close the conversation
>>727002573
>stealth and bow
Reserved for stealth games. BE A WARRIOR
HYAAAAGH
>>727002265
cuuute pictures
>>727002511
Yeah, i am!
>>727002002
I only play TF2, rarely csgo and maybe sometimes payday. Even then I don't play a lot.
>>727002038
Who said you needed to download?
>>727002407
I just don't find it all that fun
But then again I wasn't trying to use illusions, maybe that would help
>>727002573
I hear it's basically necessary because you end up fighting sponges
>>727001855
End your life.
>>727002407
they're better than swords in every way
>>727002511
No. I dont really have anything worth spending something like that on anyways.
>>727002721
I'd feel more comfortable with it downloaded, I really don't like sites like Ryu that practically force ads onto you and I just prefer having a copy of it.
>Shower's clear
>>727002462
Sad.
>>727002511
She was in front of me?
>>727002516
No you cannot. You will be forever with her.
>>727002708
They truly are. And you were adopted? That makes sense with your personality then.
>>727002736
Once again, I tried that before. It's just painful and will end your fun time on the planet.
>>727002721
I think i have payday, but never had any friends that had it.
I prefer mmorpg's and multiplayer games in general mostly for the social aspect of them.
>>727001597
I'm not much of a rap/hip hop guy, but I'm glad I checked Tyler out. I like him a lot more than I was expecting.
I've only listened to Wolf and Goblin, but so far I that Wolf is his best.
Answer is my probably favorite track just because of how chill it is.
>>727001691
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csxSwkl4Gd0
Danny Brown is pretty good too
>>727002953
I have a big dick
want t skype?
>>727002950
Try it again.
>>727000083
My dude, I'm a 21 year old NEET who dropped out of uni in his very first year.
I wouldn't call myself a winner just yet.
>>726999807
Well, yeah, that's another story.
So, just to make sure, the 4 would be you, Noire and Mikan?
>>727001062
(You) got it. Alt tabbing can be annoying indeed.
>What are you playing tonight, by the way?
>>727000375
Good, good!
And don't forget to brush your teeth either.
>Though if I died then I'm sure a certain owl would come help Juniper.
I'll be really disappointed if it's not Woodsy.
>>726999980
Don't be sad..
You have the best detective in the world to help you if anything were to happen, remember?
Sink an aircraft-carrier? Shiki is the person you'd be looking for. He knows everything you need to know about Chinkcolle.
>Stocking won't have to buy it
Never. No more videogames for him when he's barely got enough to eat.
>Sure, but not here, these plebs don't deserve it
Is that why you..
I see it now. It all makes sense.
Kamukura is the only one able to show the correct amount of disdain.
>>727002708
I heard that not being adopted is way worse. Is that not true?
>>727002800
There was never a defining moment in your life?
>>727002950
I didn't know that being in front of someone automatically gave you control over their choices. She sounds like a fucking idiot and it is hard to fix those people in an instant. Probably better off they are dead
>>727003079
It ends fun time. I don't want fun time to end.
>>727003059
>Danny Brown
das my boy
>>727003194
Eternal fun time though~
>>727002950
Yeah i was.
Interesting story all of that.
>>727003065
How BIG are we talking?
>>727003139
Mines a special case, i would just not be adopted by this specific family.
>>727002950
Ehh. Its fine if its a bit longer.
>>727003139
No. It all feels like those choices have been made by others and I dont think one is better than the other.
>>727003117
The four are would be you, Noire, Mikan and Stock.
I'm including you because of what I know about your relationship with them and how you feel about Stock
Assuming you still feel that way, otherwise there's no point of you being here
Goodnight.
>>727002933
Try KissAnime or watchrezero.pw
>>727002953
I have both of you ever want to play. On the weekends that is.
>>727002690
I try every time, but those ranged crits are just too good man.
>>727002724
Over 800h and I still haven't finished it.
>>727003139
She wasn't an idiot and never showed me that side of her so I was too shocked to do anything about it. And she never had control of her own life in the first place that is why the more I think about it the more it makes sense for me to stop her back then.
>>727003238
~
>>727003305
It is good in my opinion, don't have to be in a bond with your parents that way. I mean yeah they raised you and shit, but you are not bound by blood, that makes me easier to just do whatever to them.
>>727003371
Long hair, best hair.
>>727003528
goodnight
>>727003549
Tilde.
>>727003549
Too long wouldnt be worth it.
>>727003305
www.dropbox com/s/6vaagigaxr1bo40/WIN_20161022_050538.MP4?dl=0
>>727003371
I mean, even knowing what you know now you wouldn't go and warn your past self?
>>727003305
You are alive. That seems pretty good to me
>>727003549
>killed herself
>not an idiot
You live in the most opportunist part of the entire world. You can literally change your entire life if you wanted to.
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>727003785
Nah. Its better this way.
I love Kumiko!
>>727003528
I'm down to playing, just tell me-when ever you feel like it.
>>727003549
I suppose, i don't find myself really thinking about it ever.
>>727003740
What's this for?
>>727003785
I'm not complaining, i'm just saying that is what i would do.
>>727002537
Roses are red
Radiation is glowin'
Enough with the chit chat
Let's get some grub goin'
>>727003117
Of course I won't, silly!
Of course it's woodsy!
>>727001907
>I-I have to get out of here
>after pool
>>727002537
You will?
Good, I'm quite glad to hear that, because you have to wait to be included again.
>Give me the episode that won't be airing, the secret episode
>won't be airing
>>727003117
No no, I'm not sad!
Of course, the Trio looks after it's own.
Ahaha... Oh, I won't have to worry him about it. I don't need to necessarily know about boats to sink them under the tremendous amounts of caffeine I consume.
Yes that's true, so maybe, you know, he could use a little extra help!
>I see it all now
Well... maybe.
>>727002462
long enough to comb it every morning
>>727004007
It's my dick, you whore
I am off to sleep. See ya later cuties.
>>727003785
Yes. That is why I am no longer myself from back then. Oh and that was her only mistake.
>>727004007
You still have some boundaries, that is good. Shows you humanity. Goodnight.
>>727003973
fluffy piano
hello
>>727004067
Its long enough to comb.
>>727003535
Do you ever really finish it though?
I'd try making gimmick characters, but there really isn't that much role playing, you always just help people, it's kinda boring
>>727003059
Death Grips is an exception nowadays since they have that whole groundbreaking experimentation paired with Zach Hill god tier drumming, but other than that I don't consume a lot of rap either.
Altho Bastard and Wolf are still two of my most listened to albums since I was listening to them so much while studying two years ago.
I think Goblin starts out amazing but after the first 3 tracks loses a lot of steam, it's also worth mentioning that Tyler had a lot more edge in his first two albums. Answer is definitely up there as one of his best tracks.
Perhaps you will enjoy Aesop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypjtniqCQ5E
>>727004079
Oh neato.
why not just use un.see
>>727004123
Oh not at all.
That's not what i meant by that.
>>727004336
I don't know what that is
>>727004225
no I mean you sitting and I comb it and run my fingers all over it
>>727003117
I'm playing league then New Vegas
>When people are too braindead to know how to deal with Yasuo
JUST CC THEM
>>727004009
Being on the field so often means I'm not in touch with new memes
>>727004146
Hello anon. Nothing recorded today because the music center is closed on the weekends. How are you today?
>>727004446
Oh. Sounds a bit weird but nice.
>>727004438
unsee.cc
image hosting site, that protect it from people saving it and screenshots that auto deletes after a set time
>>727004237
It is kinda boring, but mods can make it so much more interesting. New mods, new character, play some, install new mods, make a new character.. That's how it goes.
>>727004622
If someone wants to jack it to my dick and share it, idrc
>>727004488
That's no meme my friend, it's the beginning of my new life.
>>727004622
>protect it from people saving it
Gee I'm sure this works 100%.
>>727004564
music center ? do you play in public? have you seen piano holo? I'm good waiting on some doodles maybe
>>727004706
yeah but the dropbox link didn't work for me.
>>727000000
just seeing what it was
>>727004915
Well to re-phrase it.
You can screenshot it, but it has your IP-overlayed over the image. So saving is fine but posting it would be more discouraged. I guess you could use a vpn but that's a lot of work for 1 image.
>>727004941
did you put the . back in? I can't leave it as .com otherwise 4chins says it's spam
>>727004752
My point still stands
>>727005088
I'm ip-banned from dropbox
>>727005204
lol sucks for you I guess
>>727004594
weird hhmm
>>727005302
Yeah. I didnt think people focused on hair that much.
>>727005176
Don't worry, the ratings are starting to bomb so I'm ending the sitcom soon.
>>727005283
Not really.
>>727005391
Typically only the creepy serial killer ones do.
>>727000935
>pic related
Oh ok, I guess there are two corpses in the street and nobody cares
"Oh no, the blacksmith is dead, whatever"
>>727005396
Hurry up before I go to bed
>>727005204
Static IP is suffering and dropbox has gone to shit. I feel like right now mega is the only host service worth using.
>>727005064
I see, maybe for someone with enough free time and motivation it's possible to clean the IP watermarks but not everyone can do that.
>>727005391
some do
I mean come on even feet are sexy now somehow and that big knee guy
>>727005485
0/10
>>727005615
What's in it for me?
>>727005064
Wait I remembered it's 2017 and you can set up a VPN in seconds.
>>727004940
I don't own a piano in my current situation; I go to a practice room that has one and record there. I'll let piano holo know you're hoping for some doodles.
>>727004622
unsee seems handy until someone knows how to edit an image or uses a proxy.
>>727005709
The gratification of knowing you've made an old foe's night?
>>727005485
I dont understand butts but people like those a lot so I guess its just one of those.
>>727005685
Yeah I guess thats true.
>>727005653
If they go through all that trouble they deserve to post it.
lmao
>>727005793
>>727005855
Well yeah. But normies don't know how to do that.
>>727005946
I don't like butts either.
>>727002004
>what would a sensible person do then if im reacting to the situation incorrectly?
Come to the realization that I'm a fat idiot and that I got played because of it.
>>727005919
That's what cliffhangers are for, you'll be glad you waited. Gives you something to really look forward to.
>>727006004
Anyone can add black bars into an image.
>>727006004
Yeah. Boobs are better no matter the size.
>>727004009
>>727004048
So, what now?
Do we call this a draw, or...?
>>727006004
>If they go through all that trouble they deserve to post it.
100% agreed, but wait another second you could just paint over it as Saya said, my brain isn't functioning anymore and needs rest.
I guess it's a half-decent normie protection and also protects commercial artwork from having it's source stolen, but if that was the case you could as well watermark it yourself.
Heading for bed, night.
>>727006179
That's why you don't post any pictures you care about people posting.
Common sense.
>>727006241
Even mine?
>>727005795
going out just to play piano??
I wish I had that kind of commitment on something
https://ghostbin.com/paste/a8y5b
i have a thing
>>727005946
plus it would be a waste not to play with your hair
the color alone makes it nice
>>727006242
We continue as we always were. As qt traps in search of lasaga.
>>727006379
Course.
>>727006504
I think some would disagree but thank you.
>>727006517
But I can make lasagne
>>727003442
Oh. Lovely group, don't you think?
I thought you were one of them, thought. What's wrong?
>Assuming you still feel that way, otherwise there's no point of you being here
Ehehe.. I still do, you'd be right.
>>727004009
Good! Thank you..
Ahh.. That was unexpected.
>Spooky earthquake, send help
>>727004048
I hope so! Happy Mikan is a good Mikan.
Indeed it does! It's exactly what makes it so great, hehe..
Oh no no no, I insist! I've already asked him about it, and he was more than glad to help:
>His response was a 'Cold war plane' followed by a confused anime girl with a question mark on top of her head.
>Yes that's true, so maybe, you know, he could use a little extra help!
Hey! No more gifts unless you'd like to receive some yourself!
>>727004485
>When people are too braindead to know how to deal with Yasuo
I thought he was beyond dead after that nerf. What were you playing as?
I mean, if you were something like Irelia there wasn't really much he could do other than kite, (assuming he built correctly).
>>727006734
some? who?
>>727006387
it's a really short walk, it's not big deal. when piano holo asked for another recording when I made my first vocaroo post, I groaned a little bit, but it wasn't a hassle or anything.
>>727006746
Lasagna is the best way to get a man
It's a fact
>>727006241
Whoa whoa there friendo. I can't agree with you there. Butts and thighs are clearly superior
>>727007015
yes I saw that post and I liked the way you play
you should name them too!
>>727006746
I actually really would love some lasagne.
>>727006935
Are you okay? I was worried.
>>727004048
Damn, Welp. Until next time then, night
>>727004048
Skipped you for some reason.
But I don't want to be in, I want to watch from the outside.
>>727006935
Since I talked with you, I wasn't part of this group. Don't know what made you think I was
>>727006379
Mhm. Then it doesn't really matter where you post.
>>727005946
Butts are not be understood, but felt.
>>727007277
>Then it doesn't really matter where you post.
this
>>727004248
I've been listening to a bit of Death Grips recently. They've for sure grown on me, as I used to only listen to Inanimate Sensation. Get Got, I've Seen Footage, Lord of the Game, and Takyon are some of my more favorite tracks.
Konata brought up Danny Brown, so I might as well mention that I've been enjoying XXX a lot recently.
Wolf is definitely more consistent than Goblin. In my opinion, after the third or fourth track, Goblin alternates between weaker track -> stronger track -> weaker track. Bitch Suck Dick is probably my favorite from Goblin.
I can get into Aesop, I like this.
>>727007207
this so much
>>727006987
I figure since nobody has had that sort of interest in my hair there would of course be people who wouldnt want to do that.
>>727007126
I guess it would only be bad if they got so big they look freakish but that doesnt happen really.
>>727007207
Thighs are different from butt. Thighs are very nice.
>>727007277
Im not so sure. They seem just ehh.
>Holy crap that shave felt so good I nearly came
I think I will depart earlier than usual tonight.
stay safe everybody
>>727007425
no lewd allowed
>>727007595
fuck yo couch
>>727007593
what the fuck
>>727007277
I do it for it for the auto-deletion.
I don't want people to archive my pictures.
>>727007489
Thank god that won't ever happen.
>>727007593
what
>>727007713
that's too ugy to be considered lewd so you get a pass
>>727007824
Thats so thicc though.
>>727007251
mm okay, I'll start doing that.
>>727007414
Also be sure to check out Tyler's debut mixtape Bastard. It's been awhile since I've listened to it, but I know there are a few good tracks off of it.
also you should check out MF DOOM, really catchy instrumentals and he does a pretty good job lyrically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiOYkS877Xk
i wondr y i didnt see her yet in this post
>>727007808
Yeah. Inflation porn is weird.
>>727007808
Nothing stops them from saving, editing and posting somewhere else if they feel like going through the trouble though.
>>727007824
for you
>>727007489
While I admit they are technically different, I feel like they're a pair. Like one breast to another.
What I mean by that is that it's hard to have a nice butt without nice thighs and vice versa.
It's not always 100% true but in most cases it is.
>>727007425
Nice
>>727007593
>>Holy crap that shave felt so good I nearly came
I know that feel, it is a good feel.
>>727007489
I thought you meant someone you knew or something
>>727007981
great!
>>727008051
I agree.
Pretty low-tier fetish.
>>727008084
I don't care if they save it and yeah they could.
But it won't be attached to me.
>>727008096
Lewd
>>727008121
No they are different. I follow the interest in thighs all the way but not well butts.
>>727008186
No I dont ask people if they want to play with my hair.
>>727008318
Maid is good though.
>>727008429
I have a cute maid cosplay.
>>727008318
If it's a photo of you, won't it be attached to you then?
>>727007263
I'm okay! The intensity was quite scary, though.
Uh.. thank you for worrying, by the way..
Aand.. are you tired enough to finally get some sleep?
>>727007264
It's been a long time. I guess I was mistaken, then.
Are you looking for an answer on something in particular? I may be able to help.
>>727008096
:ok_hand:
>>727007981
I've been meaning to listen to Bastard for a bit now, I'm just a bit busy/lazy.
MF DOOM is p good, although I need to go back and listen to Operation: Doomsday again.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=niflK9JqgbY
Claiming Mikaela
>>727008590
Cool. How many times have you done cosplay? I thought you only did the one.
>>727007414
I remember I actually didn't enjoy Niggas on the Moon the first time I listened to it and then it became easily one of my favourite albums and still is. Lately I've been enjoying Jenny Death a lot more too.
The Money Store is quite good but at the same time I never found it too appealing since it's rather poppy and doesn't really have a lot of experimentation, if I wanted to listen to rap like that I'd rather check one of the tons of artists I want to try but just didn't bother to yet since I don't listen to the genre too much.
I couldn't really get into Danny Brown at first since he abuses his persona in XXX quite a lot but Old and Atrocity Exhibition do hit right up my alley.
Bedtime for real now, night.
>>727007981
>but I know there are a few good tracks off of it.
All of them are good tbh, just some better than others, Bastard, AssMilk and Inglorious for example.
>>727006935
I was Diana mid vs Katarina that match. Mostly won lane despite getting ganked 5 times by Lee Sin as our K6 farmed jungle all match
>>727008799
I was more in for the banter than an actual answer
And didn't you hate me like an hour ago?
Off to bed I go now
>>727008833
come on show us that cutie vampire
>>727008799
Maybe I should, I don't know. It's late.
>>727008429
Eh, agree to disagree then. I do think they are different, but they compliment each other so well it's hard to imagine one without the other. For me, at least.
I don't get big boobs, for instance. I like them, but really small boobs are just extremely more attractive.
>>727008703
It's less likely to get posted on the archive this way, and if it does it won't be me t hat does it.
Was my point.
>>727008868
Oh, no i've done it about 3-4 times.
Did i ever end up showing you any?
>>727007108
The only man Id get with my lasagne
Is all the men
But I only need myself as the man.
>>727007263
Give me... a good long day.
Evening, children.
>>727009173
Less likely, maybe. Who posts it, doesn't matter.
>>727009147
They just look so inviting. That and titfuck is on the table.
>>727009173
You showed me one. I think the character started with an A?
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