Rap Battle Thread Rules: 4 bars per post, your post must be

Niggers
Niggers
Niggers
Niggers

>>726990953
I'm 100% nigga
nigga
nigga
nigga

>>726990953
Niggers says the biggest wigger of B
His post history is a sight to see
Its full of that cheese
Bitch get off of your knees

>>726990842
Hey guys, OP's a fag,
He obviously missed the 'rapping cool' fad,
He idolises niggers with their shorty rhymes,
Even though the pollute our gene pool and commit the majority of the crimes.

>>726991110
One off from quads
Would have gotten fedora nods
But your lifes a fuckin joke
/POL/ stay woke

>>726991110
how you call him a nigger and a wigger in the same bar homie
also don't reply to me cuz u don't even know me
i bet you jerk off all day to ponies, so i'mma call you the lonely bronie
scratch that i seen your post number so i'mma call you
>obi one-off kenobi

>>726991110
The judge released you from jail
Nigga you must be feelin elation
Yo stolen phone just got mail
Yo ass still on probation

>>726991406
who dare's talk to op like that
i'll have you know i fucked ur mom and slapped ur dad
hopped into a taxi cab
rolled up the windows and passed some gas

>>726991450
pol stays woke but your bars leave me sleepy
my phone keeps ringing cuz ur girl's tryna reach me
i fucked her last night, tonight is a repeat
i heard she went vegan but tonite she gon eat meat

>>726991564
Yo spittin some hard truth
But we're both losers, bub
Nigga you was in the adjacent booth!
But you chose an anal rub!

We dont want you, go seek another home
Wipe the floor as you leave with that leaky ass syndrome

>>726991564
Nigga you must be dumb
Probably got your thumb up your bum
Thats not even how his rap read
Reply to this post or your mother is dead

>>726991775
Why are you rapping at me?
I'm not a rapper.
Last night, I dipped a pickle into butter.
Tonight, IT'S GONNA BE A CRACKER!

>>726990953
You ripped that off lil wayne

>>726991577
fuck a probation you like to probe anus
but not the female kind, this boy's gayest
i saw his trap posts on /b/ and found out what a destroyed taint is
all he do is give head but this ho's brainless

okay okay niggah i aint gay
i smashed your mom with bengay
ate that pussy till the light of day
niggah you aint shit so stay away

>>726992173
bro i jump out that booth and turn into superman
get that fuck out my sight, imma call you an uber man
i'mma grab a marker and sign your titties, that's what i do to fans
jk
unless you're actually a chick in which case
>nudes or nah

>>726992231
reply to this post or i fuck your mother
oops, too late brother
i just jizzed all in her face, no rubber
i'm gonna fuck your whole family, next up is your brother

>>726992515
I'm about to end your whole career right now.

Knick knack
Paddy whack
Hackie sack
YOU NEED A TIC TAC!

>>726991775
>You punk ass bitches, think you got dope rhymes
>Y'all dropping lines, thinking that you doing fine
>truth is you're all out of time
>y'all just pussies, ass to grass, you're out of time

>>726992235
i dip my dick in some butter, to lube it up when i fuck your mother
got it stuck up her, best call the plumber
listen u fucker
she makes her lips pucker
cuz she's a dick sucker
while i'm drinkin dat dairy out of those big udders

>>726992685
Bap boom
Ba da bam
Boom

POW!

>>726993001
your dick is a tic tac
this rap is a mismatch
i got your girl lickin my sixpack
fucked her face so hard i gave that bitch whiplash

>>726992685
Fuck I swear im not gay
double swear im not gay
It was just trap threads
no homo it's anal beads

>>726993193
That shit is whack.

I broke up with my ex
Here's her number
PSYCHE
YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER!

>>726993193
that aint 4 bars
what ya expect from a tard?
skin your mom, and wear it as a leather jacket
Afterwards sell it, nigga now I'm a different tax bracket

>>726993422
my bike wastole by a nigger
a nigger stole my bike
a nigger stole my bike
a nigger stole my bike

Why is it all these kids think cussing is effective?
I'd guess the educational system is defective
The more you use profanities when you speak
The less impact they have. Shit gets weak.

>>726993021
bro fuck smoking grass, im bout to smoke ur ass
meet me in person, i'll fuckin choke ur ass
when you give a chick dick she like "i didn't even notice that"
when i give a chick dick she thinks there's a horse attached

>>726993493
this posts makes me question your sexuality
why do you wanna battle me
stop with the faggotry
brb have to pee

Biggie biggie biggie
Cant you see.
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

>>726993540
we rely on profanity
cuz every day we live trough another calamity
So fuck you dear unknownm stranger
stop ascting all smart you whippersnapper aint a gamechanger

>>726993540
you want PG 13 then stick to nickelodeon
motherfuck trump, you're bout to see me in the podium
mattafact i'm dethronin him
i'll be sittin in the white house and i'll make you the custodian

>>726994194
I am straight as possible
But I'll still fuck you up.
then your fave gonna lpok deplorable
Learned your lesson? No?..Yes? I do'nt give a damn, SHuT UP!

Your lyrics are shit
Just like when I cop a squat
Who told ya you could fuck with the mighty Papa Doc
For steppin on stage I should rock your knot

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>>726990842
Get little Billy on his knees
Bout to make sum pizza wit' extra CHEESE
My dick will get sturdy
AND THINGS WILL GET DIRTY

>>726990842
All I want in this life are dubs
I don't need drugs or hugs
Gimme them double digits
Or I'll rape some nigger midgets

>>726994587
i'm not him, but if i ain't a gamechanger, you need to change the game player
i'm the type to rob your ass, then beat your ass a day later
some people say that's a felony, well i say they haters
you think ur hood but from over here you sound like an eighth grader

>>726994871
When you wear the crown you still just a queen.
So be a good girl and suck my peen
be a hood girl swallow my cream
bow down girl i am your kieeeeeng

>>726994987
dang bro that rap was actually hot till you sperged out at the end
do i have to tell your mum you're misbehaving again?
what happend bro, i thought mr. teddy was your favourite friend
and when you hug him tight you don't get angry at men
the saddest part is when your mom asks "why don't you hang with your friends?"
and you reply back "i don't have any friends"

>>726995362
Eight Gradd im the school of hard knocks
wake up 5am sellin crack rocks
I aint a player, I am a rule maker
so you are out of the game, see you later.

>>726995288
kek this nigga think he the nigga who got mopped by eminem
papa doc sucked in that movie, i could rap ten of him
who gave you the pen again?
dont rhyme no more ever, papa doc never wins

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>>726995345
>nigger midgets

>>726995688
I know I was spergging
reason your momma was twerkimg
so my dick was shooting straight jizz
like a well shaken opened carbonated beverage with an extra of fizz

>>726995307
this dude lookin for cp
you came to the wrong place
i aimed at your mom but hit your sister
came on the wrong face
i fuckin run into your school, leave your brain on the hallways
or i might snipe ur ass from over here, i'm dangerous always

>>726994987
>>726994194
little kids, gay as ever squeals sound like thunder
id say im under the weather but i guess its already summer
cause youre a /b/tard retard level 3 tard with a v card in his basement hard on his neetcart

>>726995345
the only double digits i see is how many dicks you took
your dad cooks you dinner with an apron that says "kiss the cook"
except one of the o's has a bit of gook, so after he cooks you dinner his dick gets sucked

>>726996267
My bars ain't legal in Canada
A verbal motherfucking shoa
Fuck with the wrong snownigga
get butt blasted like your sista

:3
you read it wrong it is not an smiley
I breakl the rules, I'm gonna rest and then fuck
your mother, you feel me ?(questionmark)

>>726996610
you bitch ass sissy faggot
call me a retard?
Look at yourself you piss smellin' pissy magot
can't even count, it was meant to be 4bars. But I guess that's three hard.

>>726995405
oh shit, bow down niggers, king of autism's here
he sits upon a throne of dildoes, balls in his rear
i'm happy i have to read your raps, not hear them. they'd sound like saws in my ears
time to go kiddie, your father is here

>>726995722
bro u from the school of hard cocks
stop it you not nice
you step into my head, second step get shot twice
i've got snipers round the block, dealers by stoplights
quite while your ahead, when it come to streets, im that dude you do not fight

>>726997244
not gonna lie, didnt know what to expect
when i strolled down the page and saw this thread
but i guess its retards ill get if its too complex that three bars doesnt mean three beats in a set

>>726997469
Listen the father of the faggot is up in this bitch
gotta a big phallus up in his ass
only food he knows is jizz and some piss
pays money to a hobo to pass into his face some gas

>>726996255
my advice: quit the sperging, go back to lurking
heed it my son, hands off they keys, now ur learning
i'm not being discerning
i just don't want you to say the wrong words and get sent off in a gurney

>>726998036
mate i dont mean to intervene
but the only insult you can throw is sperg
and if you want to be mean and obscene
thats ok, but before you talk vocab at least fuckin learn

>>726996610
you said you're under the weather but it's already summer
fuck under the weather i'd rather be under your mother
fuck, too much blubber
call for help brother!!!
ur boi's gettin smothered under these covers!! :(

>>726996754
fuck a butt blast i bust gats
if a goat bent over to tie it's shoelace you'd probably fuck that
scratch that you a rugrat
scratch that you a dumb fat cuntrag
don't make me beat the stuffing out of your lunchbag

>>726997847
not my fault you got rhytmic powers of a deaf epileptic
you are so shit you make me go septic
complex? you mean like the magazine?
explains your weak game, your so whack you probably use an fax machine

>>726998661
real talk my man, i may be unorthodox when i talk smack,
but "rhytmic", "an fax machine", "your so whack"?
fucks sake, at least i can spell and use grammar correctly,
didnt know retards got internet rights in school already

>>726996827
i got a question
when you made that post, did you know you were gay before or after?
i need to know the answer
i haven't seen this sort of cancer since that pic of the post op tranny who's ass was sewn backwards

>>726997847
how about u get beat in the head
if i see this dude in the streets, i'll be leavin him red
don't believe what he says
he still pees in his bead
you ain't a gangsta bitch nigga, you a geek on the web

>>726990842
Op spittin bars, goin hard
But i be spittin fire back, nigga get chard
nigga gettin lit up when my uzi go bratttttt
think you hard, cash me ousahhd howbowdat

>>727000353
>still pees in his bead

>>726997977
why you talkin bout jizz and piss
you store that shit in containers till your bedroom is filled with it
you little shit
get the fuck out my country, i don't believe in immigrants
and if you disrespect me a little bit
i'll show you how gangsta i relly get

>>727000353
i sense desperation in your voice
maybe you realize you aint playing with a fuckin toy
and lest you forget youre as much of a geek as i am, maybe more
but at least to get some i dont need to pay for a whore

>>726990842
Your moms a whore
She likes to blow
and spread her hole
Just to let you know

>>726998431
thanks professor vocab, here's another lecture
you talk any of that fancy shit i crack ur dentures, get the picture?
i pipe your wife then get the swisher, dick still gettin bigger
she put an end to that quick like i put an end to this nigger

>>727000505
how bow ur girl catch this dick in her mouth
and she get slapped if she thinkin bout spittin it out
boi u gettin it now
thot u'd get away with the bitch bars bet u regrettin it now

A nigga stole my bike
he sold it to a kike
now I'm on the street
walking on my feet

>>727000819
yeah you don't pay out, you get paid
crop top and wetlegs
your booty out on the corners the only time that you get laid
i scramble this eggbrain
glock 9 thru his membrane
wack posts, wack jokes, wat the fuck is ur endgame

>>727001058
oh boy, big talk from the man with no brain
this retard cant resist from name calling in a game
where name calling will only get you shunned and shamed
so fuck off, come back when you have something original to your name

>>726990842
God's soliloquoy
filtrates the
turbid mainstream
spit wishing well chlorine

>>727002142
my endgame is being fucking done with your repetition
your intelligence wouldnt get you a community college tuition
now shut the pc off, write something new, make it suspenseful,
oh wait- youre too dumb to even use a pencil

>>727002887
he said
4 lines
you fucking
dope

>>727003748
>actually he said 4 bars dickhead

Gentleman, please, can't we all just calm down?
All this aggression ain't teaching nobody a lesson.
I'm hearing profanities, nigger, wigger, tigger, little white boy with no sanity left cleaning up after the rest of ye.
Please, I beg you, let's just turn it down, before somebody is hurt because I've taken their crown.

>>727002887
you're talking all this nonsense about "namecalling will get you shunned and shamed"
do you realize you're the only one who fuckin complains?
do i need to go in details? do i need to explain?
or you wanna quit bein a bitch and rap bout somethin else for a change

>>727004357
mate, you've contradicted yourself in your own line
you complained about me complaining as a rhyme
you want me to say something different, sure, the weathers nice
sure sucks its spring break because kids like you are posting tonight

>>727003953
Welcome to the ineducable
new curriculum
articulate as an f-word obscenity
generate a heat miraj
a pedestrian halo
coronates my workday's afterglow
after I perspire
a new mire profusely

>>727003195
haha i'm just kiddin bro your rhymes are alright
but truth be told, this my best rap yet. i've been writing all night
alright, hold tight, here's where i delete ya
i take that fucking pencil shove it up ur urethra
nigga fuck a college tuition i don't need a teacher
abs on fleek i don't need a t shirt
ur fat ass need 3 shirts
i feed ur wack ass a beaker of bleacher
eat dirt, peesquirt

Under Pressure
Couldn't find the measure of the stresser
SO profound he guess ya
never find another fresher

Plus he just a
creeper won't believe what's in his dresser

Like to draw attention Like professors making lecture

>>727003078
Chlorine is too bullshit
Fill me up with the cold shit
Turn me into crystal stone
Chrysalis through the bone

>>727005294
op said 4 lines is the limit, dumbass
looks like that tuition might help you, even though you wont pass
but if you want to go 8 lines, thats perfectly fine
i get to slay you 2 times this time
speaking of multiplication, lets go to education
im beginning to think you shoot brain cells out during ejaculation
bitch you may think your slick but im quick witted
so quit before you get shit on even harder than the clintons did

>>727004901
nigga you dumb as shit
and i ain't even on some other shit, i'm comin legit
like i'm not even rapping im actually trying to talk to you
like as a kid was your mother just constantly dropping you?
did they throw you in the trash, and some bum nigga adopted you?
like i'm trying to understand if it's your skull or your upbringing
i hate to bring it up but i toldja i'd come swinging
take a moment to digest these bars, and when you're done thinking
digest deez nuts, enjoy your cum drinking

>>726990842
4 bars for no charge,
Vip for free, living large.
Got a bitch, she posing for post cards,
Traded her for 2 holo charizards.

>>727006484

To a friend, within how we slumber
Or was it December, when you last met your mother
Come on lucy sings aforementioned again
Let the kids have fun, before the fun begins

>>727006247
lol i'm diggin that brain cells line, that was fine
but actually i said that earlier so it was mine
sikes i lied, i bet you went to back and check, who's the dumbass this time
i could smoke ur ass blindfolded, without tryin to rhyme
or i could put the pistol to his chest he die in the blink of an eye
then i give ur ass pinkeye
then i give u the stinkeye
then i put something big in ur browneye, who's the toughguy now u wide eyed bi guy
bye guy

>>727006484
whoop de doo, once again, another one who cant count
8 lines now, i guess thats works out
you see, ive already slain you with four i dont need anymore
but i appreciate the help. so furthermore,
you were dropped too, but your skull was pretty damn thick
explains alot doesnt it? anyways, my point is
give up, youll get shived little bitch
quiver and shiver in your little ditch while i leave you in stitches, prick

>>727007007
write something that makes sense and this would be more fun
i don't know what you look like but i bet you need more sun
i wanna feed your son my meat on a bun
but the flee fore i cum, cuz the skeet is for lunch

>>727007007
What the fuck was that shit?
Take your head and smash it
Throw your computer in the garbage
make it disappear like magic

>>727007552
get rekt, u left dead, and i aint even spit yet
fucked ya girl, couldn't fit the tip, guess i really got a thick head
u inbred
that's something that i don't approve
to be honest if i didn't see the (you) i wouldn't even notice you
bro i see the ho in you
one step away from just deep throatin you
and while you're there lick my scrotum too
ps. ur rhymes total poo

>>727007573
Magic in and magic out
Cloud of smoke to tote
Dust cuz I need it
Master tracks out come see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDbPMAlZ-04

here's some tunes for you all to write to

>>727008091
yeah im finished with this garbage ill be taking my leave
cause its not fair to win against someone with a mental disease
this wasnt worth my time, time to go back to the real world
something you cant access, just like friends and girls
im out, fuckos