The last way you died in a game is how you will die in real life,

Jumped out of a WWI plane, but landed in some weird place with a random voice telling me to return to the combat area, then I just spontaneously dropped dead

>>726985231
Be me
Be mojave courier
Be talking to big green mutant fuck
Suddenly he freezes
Wait everythings frozen
Im frozen
Everything goes black
Am i dead?

>>726985231
I tripped and landed under a big rig

>>726985231
Died to max level Bandits in Neverwinter, on my level 5 Paladin of Oghma.

Wasnt paying attention to faggot ass QTE's in RE6 and crashed in helicopter

So now i can easily avoid that death. Just never ride in a helicopter.

>>726985231
the bottom half of that picture is wrong

if you are looking into the orange portal, you would see the orange portal on the wall. also they reversed the room in the first portal. this portal system could never work. anything you tried to pass through it would be blocked by its mirrored self from the other side.

>>726986227
i've been playing nba2k17 6 months
how cau one die in basket game?

>>726986399
it's because this was done with mirrors and not cgi

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got snared and degen'd to death battling Stone Summit round Icedome; should have brought my henchies

>>726985231
I think a woman stabbed me in the face with a spear.

Gunfire sounds reasonable but check these

>>726986490
>Be nigger playing nigger ball
>Pass white cop
>Get shot for being nigger
>Such is the life of basketball niggers

^ he's just about the only person who didn't roll dubs, either. lolniggers

>>726987200
what game

>>726985231
I fell off a cliff playing minecraft with my kids.

>>726985231
being mauled to death by a giant squid? fuck.

>>726987893
Guild Wars 1

>Slowly pounded into the groynd in a pool of acid by a zombie witv a huge fucking arm

>Survive with every bone in my body broken and acid burns covering 90% of my body

>In a zombie apocalypse

I think I'm fucked either way to be fair

>>726988325
ty

>>726985231
>you'd see the orange portal through the orange portal

blown up in a shitty space ship to write off an ¢18 million insurance payout.

>>726985231
Dark Souls Capra Demon.
I'm fucked

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>>726985231

>>726985231
EVE Online

Ship got blapped then I was podded

so basically the implants in my brain killed me while scanning my brain-state information to upload to a clone, before my escape pod was breached

Least its quick.

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>>726985231
>be me
>WW1 soldier running in with a trench gun
>get a kill with the bayonet and shoot 3 other people
>die from a single sniper shot to the head
Doesn't sound like a bad way to go

>>726989409
I've always wanted to play Eve. Even tried a few times.

It's such a hard game to get into.

>>726989156
That's like the 3rd easiest boss anon

>>726986490
Kids drop dead playing basketball every year from heart defects.

>>726989820
>It's such a hard game to get into

That's the point. Learning curve is steep on purpose. Used to be so much worse.

Spreadsheets in space, populated by trolls, autists, and accountants.

>>726985231
I snapped my neck on hill climb racing

>>726985570
your world is a toaster

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>>726985231
>die
>in a video game
>me
HAHAHA

>>726989156
>not sucking Capra's dick
What a fucking faggot

>Playing don't starve shipwrecked dlc
>232 days in, fuckin' snakeskin rugs
>Go out on regular trip, wanted some fish
>Had plenty of backup torches, no big deal
>Middle of hurricane season, also no big deal
>Just out on the ocean with boat, starts getting dark
>Boat torch turned on
>No where near a shore yet, looks like ill need another torch
>Miss click and accidentally made another torch
>Not enough supplies for boat torch
>...Torch at 2%
>Die from darkness
>No effigies, wanted a risky gameplay.

Fucking lost because of a miss click and I waned fish.

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>>726986399
nice observation dude, I bet you still play portal 2 from time to time

>>726986736
>no shit sherlock

Got lasered by a elder guardian and then drowned. Lost a diamond sword.

>>726985231
Blowed up in my Cobra Mk3. Vacuum of space, insta-dead, not so bad really

>>726990624
Was gonna call you out for playing minecraft, but then realized the fact that I know that that is minecraft is equally as sad. Well, good day

shot with an arrow by an uruk

>>726985231
so some knight mother fucker will come and take my head? sweet

>>726990694
What's the insurance cost on that?

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Rode my horse off a mountain playing Red Dead. Pressed jump by mistake.

>>726990817
I still play it, mainly with my daughter. It is pretty good couch co-op. People that do it on YouTube are autistic but it still is a pretty solid game. Kinda like Legos.

>>726985231
>Fighting in the Arena Grand solo
>Facetanking boss like a badass
>Boss starts summoning adds
>Ignore them because I'm confident I can take out the boss before they kill me and I want the speedrun achievement
>AI pocket healer goes down
>Fuck I hadn't activated Heroic Moment
>Quick use a medpac
>Fuck I missed
>Pop all the panic cooldowns
>It'snotenough.jpg
>No achievement for me

>>726991006
Wasn't much, I've only been playing for like 6 weeks and that was over a week ago. So not much invested in it. I've got an ASP explorer now which is pretty beastly. ~600k insurance on that one.

>>726985231
>dying in the third crusade fighting off saracen hordes and living just long enough to get my son the kingdom of jerusalem
sounds comfy tbh

>>726985231
teleported to level -1 without wearing a ring of levitation.

>>726985231
a chick spammed combos on me so I guess I'll get kicked to death by a female?
>mixed feelings

Controller glitched out and I rolled off a cliff in Dark Souls.
So the next time I'm by a cliff I'll automatically start rolling and throw myself off it?

>>726991488
hey. I barely survived the fall. Moloch can keep the damn necklace.

>>726991253
AspE in 6 weeks. That's not bad. Are you going to get out there and explore?

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I will be sent to the moon by the giant space program in Tamriel

xplane 11
plane crash flying a 737
rolling

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>>726986490
Get AIDS

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>Be me
>WWI
>Driving Mark V Landship towards the enemy object
>Gets ambush by the enemy
>Tank crew makes a effort to kill the enemies but soon bail out from heavy damage
>Only one left trying to fight
>Gets a few kills, but there's too many
>Gets destroyed by multiple anti-tank grenades thrown towards my landship
Not a bad way to go

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>>726985231
>Be me
>Be vault dweller
>Cleared inside of vault of raider scum
>Clear outside area of raider scum
>Make it to roof, all clear
>Some nigger launches a mini nuke from other side of roof
>Instant death

>>726985231
Killed by the electric wall in dishonored