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Okay, /b/...
My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend about an hour ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.
Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my iPod in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.
If this thread gets over 100 posts, I swear on my grandmother's holy spirit that I'll go fetch the camera, snap a picture and deliver.
>>726979910
no one believes you Mitchell, you're dead
Don't be a fucking idiot.
Why do you want 100 posts you attention seeking faggot?
Either post pics or get the fuck out of here, you're wasting our time.
>>726979910
rip mitch ;__;7
>>726980184
If this was a YLYL i would of lost to your comment. Bravo good sir.
Upload photo, get 300 (you) 's
pic not related
After this reply.. no one post anything. Fuck op and his grandma
K
>>726980184
>>726980317
Gotta go for it
We can do it
Plz
timestamp on ur hand with half of their corpses than its a deal
Heres another Idea:
If you post it now this thread will have 100 replies. Or OP is a faggot
Just send or no balls
>>726981077
dubs of truth
op you must delive u lying faggot
TKe the picture now, upload in case we reach the 100
do it pussy
>>726979910
I want to see.
Nigga just snap that pic before they wake up
726980747
Post it or get B&
Lier who doesnt lock the door
Do it!
Yeah take the picture now so you have it
And now that youve taken the picture just go ahead and upload it
>>726979910
/B/razzers.
>>726979910
U better op. Or ill hunt u down and fuck u tenderly.
faggot do it
>>726980184
This
OP is a faggot
Worth a try. Bump
this totally 100% happened. saged. newfag
Just post the pic
>my parents are out of town for the weekend.
Weekend is over, Pasta is Stale
Post it oŕ no balls
>>726981923
>not recognizing the copypasta
who's the real newfag here?
OP better deliver, people go missing after messing with 4chan users
>>726981997
>time zones
yeet
>>726981997
It's still Sunday in the US
is she hott
>>726982066
>we are legion, we are anonymous
>>726981997
>what is a timezone
>>726979910
Take a pic now while you can and deliver after post number is reached
how much cum we talking bout here?
a couple pints?
Fat cock
DO IT!!!!!
>>726979910
Fuck it
>>726982134
>forgive and forget
>expecto patronium
>>726982114
53
>>726979910
lol
>>726979910
do it you pleb bitch
i double dog dare ya
Old copy pasta is old.
>>726982253
fuck
56
i dont believe you
We're waiting....
fuckin newfags
I am interested.
Over half way keep it up
I feel an imminent lack of delivery
69
Op you better deliver
In the meantime..........
Eh, worth a shot
bumper
...
>>726980386
Ok. Am I doing it right?
Op post a time stamp to show you're lurking still
>>726982404
Way to save the thumbnail, bigger faggot than op.
>>726982200
I need this in my life
come on OP, do it!
OP better not be a faggot
Cmon
I bet his sister will be fat af
Do it faggot
just doing my part
Typical dumb nigger
I'm watching.
Deliver or be a Fagoot
No balls
OP if ur baiting...
So close
>>726982489
100
almost there
>>726982611
Dubs
>>726982647
WINAR!!!!!!
ALRIGHT FAGGOT OP, BETTER DELIVER
this fagget ain't goin do it.
100
this is what the situation at op's really looks like
We hit 100, deliver, cunt
Rollin'
Pic for preemptive let down
ok OP
>>726982677
also checked
Faggot already snap a picture.
OP like:
DO IT OP
Give op a chance to take the picture! !!
OP won't deliver, he's underage b& and a summerfag
OP is a faggot he wont do it
serial liar
97
>>726982793
Do it
Deliver
>>726982862
OP will deliver a pre saved image, these shiny dubs are my proof.
OP here
i'm genuinely surprised you faggots didn't recognize the pasta
i thought you were better than this, /b/
Do it
Okay fag time stamp or fake
Deliver nggr
go on op
>>726982980
What a fucking fag
Don't be a faggot, OP.
>>726979910
This copypasta is old as fuck
>>726982985
>didnt include mine >>726982588
fuck you too
>>726982999
Nice
>>726982999
Nice!!!
>>726982980
we thought YOU were better than this. Fuck you.
>>726982999
told you thread is blessed
>>726982980
I have a bag of dicks with your name on it OP
Negroid
>>726983255
Lol this thread is blessed
OP is fag like usual
this is now a get thread
You're a faggot op
OP is a bundle of sticks, as expected
>>726982709
told ya!
>>726979910
OP, pull your dick out of your mouth and fucking deliver
>>726983838