What's the best way to fuck with someone's house? My

Can you get in without her knowing op?

>>726974381
Probably. I have a pretty good idea of her work schedule and there's a back door she never uses. Still have a spare key that she probably forgot I have.

Fuck the house. Plant drugs in her car, then tip off the police.

Also, fish in air vents.

I'd say break all the toilets in the house

>>726974091
upper-deck her toilets
throw fresh fish/crab in her heating ducts
flour in the hair dryer
plastic wrap over the toilet bowl
pam/lube up her shower/tile floors

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>>726974091
>>726974091
>You thought he was your friend
>You thought she actually liked you rather than using you to get to him

mfw

>>726974574
people don't forget about giving out keys you autistic faggot

you got cucked, move on

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>>726974091
Keep them coming boys. They get better as they go

>>726974990
I definitely agree. My number one regret was introducing her to my friends. She basically saw it as her go ahead to get railed.

I'd say fuck with her birth control or poke holes in any condoms she keeps around

>>726975443
Though but fr man I'm sorry. Was that actually her? You can pull some fine pussy

>>726974871
The smelly stuff in the vents is a great idea. Trying to not make it obvious that someone went in so stuff like the hair dryer and toilet stuff isn't gonna work out

dont. Grow up kid

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>>726975800
She's got an IUD so no pregnancy. She uses condoms so maybe fuck with them but it won't do much.

>>726975921
Fucking with the birth control is a great one as well

Putting drugs in her food would be a good idea to

>>726974091
I'd just leave a Cleveland steamer in the middle of her floor.

>>726974091
shoot bb gun at the windows. it's too quiet to get the neighbor's attention, but it can still do damage enough they might have to replace the glass

Doing anything that she instantly notices isn't going to be satisfying since she'll easily know it's you who did it.

You need to do something subtle and long lasting, like unscrew all the lids in the fridge so the food goes bad, put pure bleach into her laundry detergent, or kill a family of hamsters and leave their disemboweled bodies in a satanic figure on her bedroom floor.

>>726975841
Yeah. I met her when she was really depressed and was considering killing herself. She was alone after she broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years. She had no friends, in a dead end job in a career she hated. I got her back on her feet, introduced her to all my friends, paid her apartment's rent so she could look for a new job in costume design which was her passion. Literally the second she got everything she wanted she started hanging out with my friends a lot more often and was doing "projects" with one of my best friends. Came home one day after getting some groceries and saw condoms on top of the trash that weren't from me. Approached her and my friend about it. Denied it. Broke up. They started dating. Fuck them.

If you can get into her house no problem I'd say do some bullshit ass stuff like steal all of the lightbulbs or tilt every painting

Had the literal exact thing happen to me couple months ago, I even moved the bitch in with me and paid her all her clothes, food, hobbies, ect.

I always wanted to get some of my female friends to jump her but I think her dads a cop so I'm just letting it be. What goes around comes around...

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>>726974091
Hope you guys are all having a good night.

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>>726977352
I could definitely shake the bulbs until they don't work. I feel like stealing them will be too obvious.

>>726977649
Honestly I'm super bummed for you bro. I totally feel where you're coming from. But you already know in the long run you're dodging a massive bullet with both of those people in your life.

And you are definitely making my night better with her pics! Would love to help spread them around

>>726977352
Don't steal the light bulbs I'd just unscrew them till the don't work

>>726977930
I'd say keep them in your personal collection, just trying to not have this come back to me. I hate the cunt but I'm trying to keep this down low.

>>726977942
She's definitely too dumb to double check them.

>>726978192
No worries. Happy to do that too. Would love to see more.

>>726977115
I would fall for this same shit... there weren't any signs she was manipulator? No red flags at all? Or was it like a "god damn this pussy is too good I don't care" kind of deal

>>726978315
You underestimated her before and look at where it got you..

Go in and steal enough shit to pay for a gym membership. Quit Facebook gym it out and fuck different girls?

>>726978392
Definitely more of the latter. She told me about times she talked to other people when she was with her last boyfriend but I was like "Obviously I'm better so she'd *never* do that to me."

>>726978435
You got me there. She's a little ditsy but smarter than she seems.

You could have gay sex with your best friend to show her how being cheated on feels.

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>>726978381
Hope this perks up your night

Ay man, Women can really fuck you up right? Im 17 and my girlfriend cheatec on my dumb ass after her getting distant and then suddenly going to a party she earlier said wasnt goinna go to

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>>726974091

Piss in the tank of her toilets, put fish in her air vents, and shove a log of your own shit in to her shower heads.

Oh and also pee in all of her shampoo bottles.

>>726978872
Best advice in the thread. I'm gonna go fuck him now.

>>726979026
then give us some more of her nudes you promised us

>>726977863
No freckles wtf?

Riiiiiiight you are posting the pictures of the person's house you will break into....

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>>726978684
Yup, we're the fucking same dude. This is the price we pay for sticking our dick in crazy.

This kind of shit can be life ruining if she wins your friends over. I've read horror stories of entire friend circles turning against dude cause of crazy pussy. She could probably fuck your job up if she wanted to.

To be frank you got off easy. We need to stop this shit.

>>726974574
Right what a fuckin loser. Leave her shit alone and get on with your life.

>>726974091
Find the plumbing cleanout. Fill with expanding foam. $$$$ to repair.

>>726978942
Send us her snap. Some good ol BM could make u feel better

Send her a sex tape of you fucking the shit out of a girl that is both younger and hotter than her.

Then dog shit in a paper bag, light on fire, doorbell.

Nair Shampoo

>>726979953
Think a cocktail of that and her normal shampoo might work?

>>726979953
Lmao. This. Simple but clever

>>726979214
How about something better? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dAtX63OALP

Do something subtle, like put cling film over her toilet bowl, then when she notices smash her over the head with a claw hammer. It's an old but gold prank

>>726980037
Yeah. Mix them. Don't just use pure nair.

>>726980098
Meh.

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shit inside the nutella jar

shit inside the drywall on the bedroom or kitchen

>>726980165
kek

>>726980037
I don't know much about it but a mix would prob be less noticable. probable work over time even if its too diluted to leave her lookin like Mr. Clean

>Nair
>put drugs in her car then bust out one of her tail lights so it looks like a hit and run, the cops pull her over for the light and she reaches for her regustration and bam, theres a bag of crushed up prescription drugs, the cops sees it and felony

Post more ass

don't be dumb ass bitch op.

Your ex will come grow and learn, you should too. you don't destroy someones life with a accidental kid or drug possesion over shit like that.

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go in
> unitednuclear dot com

buy something radioactive then grind it on a coffee grinder

mix it with the table sugar

give that bitch cancer

>>726974091
Living a good life is the best revenge.

By taking your petty course of action, you are taking away energy from building that life. You're also confirming your beta faggot status to her and everyone that know you.

>>726974091
Just fuck her mom

>>726980675
...woah.

>>726980165
Classic

>>726981072

I don't disagree. Though posting all of her pictures for us is a great first step nonetheless. Leave 'em in a dropbox, then go live your life OP.

>Kidnap her mother.
>Mail body parts to her periodically

>>726974574
Make a copy, give it back

wait 2 weeks then light her house on fire

pubes in chili?

>>726974091
put tiny cameras on shower and open an online stream website.

>>726974091
this is a good one, get potato peels and put them in the curtain rod, open the casing of the microwave, put them there, hell anywhere you can think of that will be difficult to find, it wont be long before her place smells absolutely disgusting and she wont be able to find where its coming from

bed bugs plant 3 in the house and in a week it will be a freak show lmao not to mention it takes $$$ to have some one come out and kill them little fuckers

Buy her a puppy. Let her get close to it, so she loves and cares for it. Then, when she least suspects it, kill yourself you massive faggot.

>>726981893
ruff dawg

piss on a plate, freeze it then slide the frozen piss disc inside her house and she'll have random piss puddles

Cut an interior gas line so they die of carbon monoxide poising

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>>726974091
"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die."

Don't do any of this. Move on. Life will get better without toxic people in your life. Trust me.

>>726974091
Put rat poison in her shampoo, fuck her man you don't need her

>>726974091
put an envelope full of flour in her mailbox.
super glue in the locks
super glue the mailbox shut
grease the door knob

idk op those were the first things i thought of

>>726983582
Or and hear me out here do something like put rat poison in the shampoo and also move on with his life.

>>726974091
Fill a bottle 2/3 with gasoline, 1/3 motor oil, get a rag, soak that bitch in gasoline, pop it in, put the lid on, light that fucker and throw it through her window

>>726983974
Wouldn't it have been quicker to just say "throw a molotov cocktail through her window"?

>>726974091

Uhh don't? Grow the fuck up and move on op. No need to be a gigantic faggot because you're a beta cuck.

just put toilet paper in all holes. and turn on all the water

scrub the toilet with toothbrush

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>>726983356

>Shove a fetus up your ass
>tell her you're pregnant
>say it's hers
>demand child support
>birth fetus out of anus
>use strings to make it look alive
>keep ruse going for 18 years
>replace the fetus with older ave older dead children as the years go by
>tell her on the last day of child support what you've been doing
>enjoy 18 years of profit at her expense

You're welcome OP

Take a shit and put it in her microwave and turn it on for 99:99

Mercuy in her juice milk coffee what ever works

>>726983356
yeah but she gets a free plate

ITT: beta fags raging because alpha males are king and get all the pussy they want while they sit around being virgin and shit

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>>726978984

>>726985786
ITP; projection.

>>726980675
Definitely doing this on MY ex

I saw athing once in a movie. The Guy buys some nasty bugs eggs like cocroaches and shit. He hide it and splatter it all over thé house .... Worth à try

Plant drugs in your "best friends" car. After that she wants you back. Cucked

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>>726974091
Your Welcome

Drug plant and anonymous phone call will take care of it all OP. Depends how much you wanna fuck her stuff up. Go in during the day and leave the stove on if it's gas and wait until profit. Introduce a nuisance animal into the house like mice or termites.

>>726987347
Thank you anon. Not OP but definitely worth taking note