Halt! There are reports of undesirables in the area. Present

Kill the jews

Treps

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>>726970308

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>>726970308

>>726970577
To the gas chambers you fucking degenerate

No jews here

>>726970308
hi

oh god please help me

It's me, Hans

i am innocent, sir

>>726970308
Shalom my good friend

hiel

oy vey

Ja mein Führer

FUCK LEFT MY SHECKLES AT HOME

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>>726970577
>>726970800

>>726970308
i'm only rolling officers

>>726970308
1488 Aryan Strike Force

Death to the stormcloaks

GOD GIVE ME QUINTS

>>726970308
HEIL!!!

>>726971266
oy vey

>>726971266
FUCK

>>726970308
Will this do?

>>726970308
The fuher rolls.

>>726971266
Do Auschwitz zid!

>>726971355
TWICE

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>>726970308

Rawl

>>726970308
gas em

sieg heil

Hitler get

>>726970308
Rolling für zee Lulz

>>726970308
am civ

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>>726970308
Haben wir einen problem offizier?

Nothing to see here officer

>>726971555
Good day fellow agent. How many jews did you kick today?

Heil!

>>726970308
Make Germany great again

>>726971355
he's a hew, confirmed.

Let me through

>>726970308
hanlo,
ja ja

>>726970308
ROLL

>>726970308
Is it hot in here or is it just me?

>>726970308
fug off Nazi scum

>>726970308
ROLL, SIEG HAIL

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>>726972089
Kike detected

Ey is me

>>726970308
What do we have here?

>>726972199
you can't hide

you have to go back

>>726970308

Grüße

fuk the jooz

>>726972199
YOU. I TRUSTED YOU.

>>726970308
Deus vult

>>726970308
Austrian reporting in
Hallo die Herrschaften

Heil!

I am german yes

>>726970308
Holla

>>726970308
I have returned from gassing the last load. Who's next?

Shalom

hail hipster, 1988

HEIL

Please gas me

shalom, ich bin deutscher

>>726972667
almost Demon trips!

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No problem officer

>>726972653
I dunno man

Hello there

>>726972766
GET IN MY VAN FILTHY SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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>>726972766

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Worry not

>>726970308
I SEE NOTHING

>>726972846
I DID NOTHING WRONG

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An Rhein und Ruhr marschieren wir,
für unsere Freiheit kämpfen wir,
den Streifendienst, schlagt ihn entzwei,
Edelweiß marschiert, Achtung die Straße frei

Meister gib uns die Papiere,
Meister gib uns unser Geld,
denn die Frauen sind uns lieber,
als die Schufterei auf dieser Welt.

Unser Edelweißpiratenlager
liegt in Österreich auf einem Berg
uns sollte es nur einer wagen,
zu uns zu kommen auf den Berg.

Wir werden sie herunterschlagen
ob Gestapo oder Streifendienst,
denn unsere Edelweißpiraten
kennen keine feige List.

Hohe Tannen weisen Dir die Sterne,
von der Isar springend zu Flut
liegt das Lager der Edelweißpiraten,
und Du Eisbär, Du hütest es gut.

Hör Eisbär, was wir Dir jetzt sagen,
unsere Heimat ist nicht mehr frei,
schwingt die Keule ja wie in alten Zeiten,
schlagt HJ., SA. den Schädel entzwei.

>>726970308
rawl'in

>>726973035
No Jew here

>>726970308
Sieg heil!

>>726970308
lol fuck off, krautbro i'm cool

>>726972757
Güt

>>726973166
>>726973199
To hell we go

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>>726970308
I'd rather kill myself

>>726970308
Heil

hello

SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer und Generaloberst der Waffen-SS reporting in

>>726973277
fucking hell, im not going alive

Where is our führer

>>726973290
Nein

>>726973334
off by 1

>>726970308
nazi power

>>726970308
Heil

>>726970308
deus vult

>>726973344
FILTHY IMPOSTER, I KNEW IT, YOU FUCKING JEW

>>726971723
As many as my last two digits my friend

MEIN GOTT

>>726973455
look its a traiter jew

GET HIM

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>>726973166
>>726973199
Get fucked, judenschwein.

>>726973455
Well..

Heil Hitler

>>726973455
How can we trust you if you would betray your own.

>>726973455
Who exactly is the impostor, Juden?

>>726973622
Fuck

>>726973590
YOU FUCKER

Himmler here, where all the Jews at?

>>726973622
Imposter

>>726973462
Thanks for makig Germany great again

>>726973651
Not me Bruder

>>726973627
How can I trust you scum

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They call me Dirty Dan

>>726973792
Checks out, you may continue.
Don't count your sheleks too soon, I'll be watching.

Hiel!!!

Nigga you don't want nun

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Nothing worth killing here, officers...

>>726974000
Carry on, friend...

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We have a Nazi squad on this road gentlemen. We have em surrounded. Open fire!

>>726974000
Hiel

nein

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>>726974000
I knew it

Hello

>>726974000
Officer I know a jew

>>726974000
Hello mein freund watch out for die Juden

>>726973848
For i am getting rid of people like you juden.

>>726974000
Question sir - what if someone rolls 1488?

>>726974114
Fuck I mean agent

>>726973786
Hail victory

>>726973878
Sure..

Reporting in sir

>>726974148
You can be one too

>>726974331
You look suspicious... do I know you from somewhere?

eh?

>>726974388
To the ovens with you

>>726974388
GET HIM

>>726974388
enough with you

Im white

>>726970308
>>726974449
Do these digits check out with you, sir?

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Ich habe keine Augenbrau

>>726970308
the god himself

>>726974655
JEEEEW

>>726974454
YOU'LL BE THE ONLY ONE TO GO IN THERE

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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

>>726974640
You may pass, citizen.

>>726974655
Ek get zim

>>726970308
wew

>>726974744
Stop right ver you are, juden!

>>726974456
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME

>>726970308
English is a dead language

Well there's no point in trying to hide officer, I am a jew.

>>726970308
Hallo

Heil!

>>726974564
I'm never done

>>726974744
>STOP
you have violated the law

>>726974744
Hans, where is mein Gewehr

>>726974835
Haha, good one mien fellow Arian!
You may pass

>>726974835
Don't lie you fool

heil!

>>726970308
Hello comrades

>>726974911
Oy vey youve done it now

Rollan

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Oh fuck

>>726974911
GET BACK HERE

>>726974812
Ah... He got away...

>>726974655
Zum todlager jude

>>726974911
Oi vey

>>726975058
Don't worry, I'll never betray you

Please sir, I-I'm sure we can work something out....

WHERE IS MY WIFE YOU BASTARDS

>>726975245
It's fine man

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I get quads and you shut up

>>726975263
She vas juden.
You know the law.

I am an undesirable cause of my curly hair. Take me away.

shalom

>>726971266
>>726972199
>>726973277
>>726973344
>>726973455
>>726973622
>>726974388
>>726974655
>>726974744
>>726974911
*gas valve opens*

>>726970308
Do you even know who I am?

>>726975355
in the van with you

>>726975355
You have made ze right decision today, juden.
At least you die vith dignity.

>>726975355
To the gas chamber you spaghetti hair!

>>726975384
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>726975355
Oh we will

Heil

>>726975341
YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU

>>726975573
Heil, fine citizen

boot boot

>>726975599
>>726975341
I-I can explain!

>>726975599
Men, take this unruly citizen away.
The Jew's have rotted his mind.

oh hi

>>726975679
There is nothing to explain

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Hey Officers, my truck is filled with nothing but groceries, I swear.

>>726975679
It is too late, you have been tainted by their culture.
We must do what is best for our fellow Arians.

Ey it's the führer

>>726975757
Hello citizen.
I admire the pattern of your digits!
Truly, you must be a man of character!

>>726970308
Fools! Do you not recognize your füher?

>>726975778
PLEASE YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND

I am just a humble traveler

>>726975809
I SWEAR I'M NOT

>>726975933
someone shoot this dog already

ok

>>726975696
NO. NOO. NOOOO

>>726975933
>>726976011
Quit your sniveling, cowards.
Try to die with some honor, at least.

boop

>>726975933
Oh i under just get in the chamber

>>726976023
PLEASE I KNOW WHERE OTHER JEWS ARE

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>>726970308

nope, no juden here

>>726976081
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME MAN, THEY'RE INSANE

Rolling for Nigger Mesiah Fhurer

>>726976128
Is it safe in there?

H-hello officers!
G-great day to be an Arian, r-right...?

ARBIET

Make place for the fuhrer!

*Walks by*

Rolllioni

>>726976388
YO, YOU>>726976333
GET HIM

Did nothing wrong

>>726976333
Hail

>>726976333

MACH

>>726976388
not so fast

>>726976333
Pardon me sir, I didn't realize you were a fellow Gestapo

>>726976323
Sure is

>>726976444
heil to you officer

>>726970308
This is my one and only chance of being Hitler.
>Zeig heil quints

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>>726976388
>>726976011
>>726975933
>>726975599
>>726971266


JUDEN!

>>726976388
shiet

>>726976444
Nice weather we're having eh

>>726976460

FREI

>>726976235
I can help you, but you must remain incognito for 3 rolls, else you'll kill us both!

>>726970308
Relll

>>726976619
I'll try, roll 1

>>726976599
Nice try, JUDEN!

>>726976296
Yes just take off your clothes and go to the showers

>>726976599
he he looks like we have a common path to follow

>>726976599
i think it will be getting warmer for you soon

>>726976693
Good, good, keep it up

>>726976696
NO, HOW

Why must I be a civilian?

>>726970308
I comply to your search, for I, a law abiding citizen, have nothing to hide.

>>726976730
alright i lost to this kek

>>726976693
2

heil hitler

>>726976766
YOU JUST CANT HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU JEW!?

>>726970308
no no officer I'm but a normal civilian heil

Good day, Kameraden.

>>726976822
FUCK

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Just a law abiding Aryan citizen passing through

>>726976820
Almost there...

>>726976698
Okay?

>>726976822
Oi vey goyim, you're in troubles now

>>726976890
3?

>>726975355
>Got dubs while calling himself undesirable
Kek

The holocaust never happened.

>>726976944
>>726976890
FUCKING RUN

>>726976944
FUCKING JEW

>>726976822
Halt! Get that juden!

>>726976944
YOU FOOL, YOUVE DOOMED US BOTH!!!

Don't mind me, just passing through.

>>726976999
You tell em, officer!

>>726976988
NICE TRY SHLOMO

>>726976999
Good evening gent

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Hey Officer, how's it hanging?

>>726976944
>>726976996
THE OFFICERS
>>726976999
ARE AFTER US

>>726970308
ff

>>726970584
He look's so great

>>726977012
RUN, I'LL DISTRACT>>726976999

>>726977012
>>726976996
Ur fucked
>>726976999

>>726976999
Good day unterfuhrer

>>726977103
Oi vey!

kill jew pls he took my schekel

>>726970308
Here we go

God I love being white

>>726977127
REEEEEE

Heil honey, I'm home!