I am God prove me wrong. Pic semi related (I'm God

I fuck you up you bitch ass nigga

If you're god then surely you'll know my name

What's my name bitch?

>>726969152
great job with america...

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>>726969152
Burden of proof is on you, boyo

>>726969437
Sorry was a rush job

>>726969362
I did not create your name I merely created the cognitive ability in your mother to name faggots like you.

>>726969538
Although I am god and I'm almighty and so on, I still find hand signs offensive

>>726969362
>>726969632
Wait, if you created him the why wouldn't you have any further knowledge of him? Do you just make shit and completely forget about it?

>>726969152
God only posts trips or more, imposter.

>>726969152
Stacey? Come home, honey. We forgive you

If you're god, you can tell us what happens when we cease to exist.

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>>726969152
if ur god then explain this

>>726970390
I spend most of my time trying out new things like making Trump president or giving Africa ebola. I created evolution in order for me to fuck around

>>726969152
Stop watching me fap, pls

>>726969152
If you are god, then you will delete 4chan from the internet right now. Otherwise you are just one more faggot OP.

>>726970642
Smoke some DMT you'll find out >>726970504
Fuck ja doing bro
>>726970756
A bad attempt at getting my dick hard

Men are merely a mix of god and monkey.

dear god, plz explain why:
* snot
* pandas
* candiru fish
protip: YOU CAN'T

>>726971013
No. Then how can OP not deliver if OP does not exist. You've fallen into a contradiction. Contravenes mores

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>>726969152
>someone makes a claim others have to disprove them

Sure I can play this game,

You owe me 1 billion dollars due tomorrow prove me wrong.

>>726971367
Evolution . It's my auto pilot now GTFO

>>726969152
you're a faggot and god hates fags

>>726971530
I don't know who you are as this is an anonymous forum. So I can't guarantee I owe anyone here 1 billion dollars as I don't know their identity.

>>726971530
My son was the biggest jew of all time. Do you really think I'm paying you shit?

>>726971734
GTFO

>>726969152
Can't prove you wrong, can't prove you right. You're nothing, poof

>>726972072
CHOKE ON MY DICK, CUNT.

>>726969538
sick reference game, shame it went over op's faggot head

Is there a devil? And are you really allmighty?

>>726969538on second thought i doubt you were referencing burden of dreams so nevermind

>>726972148
I (God) does not condone this stupidity pleas GTFO

>>726972151
I'd rather not.

>>726969152
Does this mean you can climb 9a+?

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>>726972437
Any reference to this man? With burden of dreams??

>>726972808
yes that was 100% my reference, nalle is sick

>>726972611
Bro I post my ascents on 9a.nu

I'm OP btw and you are making my Fucking day!!!

>>726971734
You created the universe and everything in it but you cant see who is who on the internet? You really do suck at these kinds of threads. Please an hero

>>726972863
God loves you!

Fuck yeah bro do you climb?

>>726969152
Because I am god and I created you, prove me wrong

>>ok, now to find out who the fuck you are, doubt you are margo, if you are i think id probably collapse

>>726973110
yes son, font in 14 days

>>726969152
Whats up with her hands??

>>726973588
they are like that because she is a fucking animal

>>726973337
Fuck yeah. I'll be down in rocklands over the winter. Just ask around for God if you ever come over.

I don't really want to ask the size of your duck but what's your hardest send.
>>726973278
You trying to troll bro. GTFO

>>726973648
Well, now you're just being silly

>>726973588
It's chalk used to keep your hands from shaking up the holds. Aka stop the swetting on your hands

>>726973337
Where are you from

>>726973777
only been climbing around 2 years, been outdoor sport once (year ago) and only ticked a 7b, 7c+boulder, hoping to make an 8a this time in font, boulder4lyf, how about you?

>>726969152
How many fingers am I holding up?

>>726973962
Ohhh, ok, coolcool

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>>726973588
never been rock climbing?
thats climbing chalk to not let you slip among other things.

>>726974113
uk

>>726970390
TIL God just makes shit and forgets about it

lmfao

>>726969152
God is not a human, nor a physical being, and therefore lacks the capacity for verbal or symbolic linguistic communication.

>>726969152
You're not, because only fat neckbeards with no talent and me hang on 4chan

>>726974274
Way to ruin the Elizabeth fantasy with this incredibly ugly bitch, Anon.

Give me the power to not be depressesd anymore.

>>726974274
She's got a poopooface

>>726974638
or if being a piece of the universe makes you a piece of god, then it's irrelevant as I am as much god as you are so poo-poo it don't fucking matter.

>>726969152
>I am God prove me wrong.

You're the one making the claim, so the burden of proof is on you.

>>726969152
god is not autistic

>>726974145
Sick. It's my 3rd year I've managed to tick a couple of 7c+'s and I'll probably get a 8a by the end of the month if I get time to go out(sport)

I've only managed to climb 7A but that was when I was noob. .. bouldering is scarce around here we only have sport!!! Fuck

Climbing is so scarce I only climb on rock. No gyms and we travell some distance for quality

If I get trips you're not a faggot, dubs I'm a faggot, singles you're a faggot

>>726975218
i live like 20 mins drive from a sick outdoor boulder field, no sport here in the uk really, just trad and well... fuck trad

>>726975322
Rip

>>726974917
/thread

>>726969362
Surely

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>>726974771
>>726974686
what do you expect from russians?

>>726974715
Sorry man you are fucked. Someone needs to have it or else it would not be real.

>>726974890
Matter is a substance everything is made up of matter infinite amounts(over 9000)

>>726975054
God is many a things

>>726974917
Try and win me in a rock paper scissors game. You go first

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>>726973588
Being this retarded

>>726975331
You Fucking serious. Trad is where it all began.
Trad makes your duck hard and soft all together and grit is where the legions come from. Jesus I Fucking love trad although I only trad max 7a(sport grade not the weird UK grade) I get my fix and I can call myself a climber after a experience like that!

How do you explain to someone your a climber but you only climb boulders and not mountains??

>>726975322
Sorry /b/ro no hard feelings?

>>726976518
hahah thats such a good description, ive only climbed a few trad routes and they fucking worry me, also i have 0 stamina because im a complete penis and only focus on power

>>726977007
Yeah. Well shitting your pants and looking like a pathetic fuck is all part of it. But you gain something else, the Fucking mission it is to carry 2 ropes and a rack and then being scared it's all worth it you grow from it some how. God I sound like a hippy now.

I just Fucking love climbing.

I'm cursed with crazy strength but shirty finger strength I just roll with it. And I smoke allot so stamina is just nonexistent I just persevere!

>>726977738
im with you man, im sure i'd get into it if i had the chance but all of the guys i climb with just boulder and are comp climbers so never really out of the gym

>>726969152
who would have thought. god is a fag and retarded

>>726978269
Bummer bro. Fuck I hate gym rats. I'm all about purity and shit. But we've been getting allot of noobs Fucking with our shit at the crags stealing our draws and so on but it's only because they've never climbed outdoors only in a gym and don't know shit.

>>726976491
Doesn't know about climbing = retarded?
Ok

God would not feel the need to prove his own existence.

>>726978269
I need to Fuck off I'm righting test in the morning and I'm it's 1 am here fuck.

Best of luck with font!! I'll tell the rock God's to help you brake the seal and Fucking send a 8A good luck with it all nd with life!!!

>>726978858
God agrees

>>726978947

God feels the need to tell you to GTFO