>be me 21 >living in nice apartment in the city /cologne

just skip to the part with gay sex

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>>726964158

>>726963811
Cont

>>726963811
>skip 2 years
>come home from deployment afghanistan
>friend and his girl still together and happy
>move in shit-tier appartment, dealing with depressions
>no family
>they stop by every day to support me
>sometimes they would even take turns comforting me
>i love them
>cont

>>726964543
>one day decide to go drinking cause none of them had time for me
>go shit tier disco just to get drunk and forget some shit
>meet girl, barely a 5/10
>i like her style
>drag her home and start fucking her mind out
>girl screams in pain kicking me off her back
>wronghole.jpg
>damn im drunk
>apologize and try to fuck her once again
>girl gets dressed and walks out
>still depressed
>cont

im a slow writer, sorry

This gonna be some feels bullshit or what?

>>726965115
>tell friend what happend the other night
>bursts out laughing
>"so you're a anal guy, very good"
>"yeh well what can you do... wasnt even on purpose."

>feeling the depression going away whenever he is around
>feelshome.jpg
>wait...what?
>send him home to get my head clear
>friend doesnt understand and apologizes
>dont tell him what i just felt
>go to bed sad and depressed

>next day
>call his girlfriend since these two are the only friends i really can rely on
>tell her what i felt
>"dont think about it now, ill be at your place at 8"
>wait patiently
>cont

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>>726963811
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY BULLSHIT NIGGA I AINT EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT

>>726965691
This

>>726963811
Slower than an autistic turtle on a tricycle with no wheels

>>726963811
Damn man, you type slow

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>>726966306
Kekd so hard

>>726965506
>door bell ringing
>its her and she brought him
>"can we come in?"
>"sure, make yourself at home"
>she takes a seat on my couch
>he just looks kinda confused
>i look very confused
>"Listen guys, you two are idiots."
>"Okay..."
>"Yes you are... you share same feelings for each other. Listen, i love you but its no big deal for me. How about i leave you alone for today and you 'talk' that through."
>said all that while having some huge smile on her face
>friend sits down aswell now, turning to her
>"you sure you want this?"
>"i love you, thats why i want this"
>holy shit this is going to be a buttfuck night or what?
>decide to say some shit cause im obviously matter of the subject here
>cont

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>>726965506
If this ends with some gay shit

>>726966664
Quints might have redeemed your slow ass typing

FKN SKIP TO THE BUTT FUCKENING

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Didn't read shit so can someone explain where this is going?

>>726966664
>"Alright now, i see where this is going and i need to tell you that im interested in you aswell. I know you guys are thinking about engagement and i feel horrible for having those feelings."
>awkward silence for 5seconds
>longest 5 seconds of my life
>friend walks up to me
>"I love you anon, i always did."
>stare at him like a retard
>trys to kiss me
>man on man kiss disgusts me, FIGHTING the urge to punch him
>pressing his lips on mine for a few seconds
>his girl sitting there calm and watching
>he turns around
>"Was that okay?"
>"Im fine." with a light bright voice
>she stand up, walks towards me aswell
>"May i?"
>nod
>starts to touch my tight and attempt to kiss me aswell
>cont

>>726966792
kek, but fuck you for the ifunny watermark

>>726966664
Don't do it anon, can't you see what is really going on here? It's a trap.

>>726967330
She is trying to be a reverse cuck, goddamit

>>726967330
>with her soft lips on mine i feel the confidence comming back
>i remember what kind of a guy i used to be and that i would never just sit there like that
>not with a girl like this kissing me
>its time...
>forcing my tounge into her mouth
>holding her hips with both hands, not letting her get away
>she reaches higher up my tight
>completely forget about friend watching us
>reaching around one hand to grab that ass
>holy fuck what an ass
>force her to sit on my tight with spread legs while making out
>friend still not saying anything
>go under her shirt touching them c-cups
>raging boner almost lets me burst out my short
>signal her to unzip my pants
>cont

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>>726967827

>>726967827
Continue, your story highly interest me

>>726967827
>she unzips my pants like a pro
>must have practiced that alot
>drag her shirt over her head and throw it across the room
>cute black bra with some white hearts on it
>looks amazing with those titts
>unzip bra and take out her titts, all while making out
>she reaches into my pants and gets her tiny hands around my dick
>"suck it." i kinda moan whisper
>as if she would have just waited for that command she drops on her knees
>at this point she acts like her boyfriend is not even around anymore
>remember that i like that guy alot
>the second i feel those warm lips going around the top of my dick i feel the guilt
>watching over to friend
>hes jerking off....
>well.....................
>cont

fucking cucks.

go on faggot

>>726968360
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAY SEX YOU FAGGOT!

>>726968092
this

>>726968360
>her tounge feels like heaven
>can feel every little movement on my dick
>she sucks it with so much love for dicks that i have never felt before
>as if my dick would be the most delicius thing she takes it deep, keeping it in her throat while playing with her tounge
>feels fucking amazing
>about to shoot my load
>not gonna tell her, she will know
>hold her head tight
>she still wears her nailon pants or whatever this shit is called
>tight fit but easy to stretch
>she loves me not giving her a choice but choke on this dick
>starts reaching her hand under the pants between her legs
>cont

>>726968360
I would have kicked your ass by this point, damn your friend is a bitch

>>726968913
>implying you'd get a girlfriend

>op's full of shit

>>726969054
Nice one asshole

Get on the floor

OMG...such a slow typer

>>726968832
>shoot my load deep inside her throat
>it was as if i would have not cum for decades, i could not stop cumming, my dick would not stop twitching...
>some gagging sound of her taking it all in
>kept on sucking it as nothing would have happend
>patiently waited for me to get the last drop out while massaging my balls with one hand and fingering herself with the other
>best-blow-job-ever
>remove my hands from her backheads
>as she gets up she gave it one "last" lick as if she would say "well done"
>sitting there now, some cum on my pants, her spit everywhere, a few tears running down her face
>friend still jerking off
>"that.... was intense" she said while 'acting' a little dizzy
>"you have no idea how much i needed this, thank you."
>cont

Pre type your green text stories you faggot

I'm betting this is a bunch of BS

>>726969449
This is /b/ what do you think everything here is a work of fiction. Even you and i

>>726969141
>>726969449
This. I'm out

While we're waiting for faggot op, I am in a similar situation. So I'm an old fag 37 years old, and I am engaged to my girl and have been with her for 4 years. My best friend since 6th grade is a guy I really care about. He's a robot though and has very limited sexual experience. He got hurt when he was younger and can't maintain an erection easily, he has to be really gentle with it. I really want to have a mmf with him and have asked him but he says that he can't. Any ideas on how to get him to join. I really would love for him to join us and I care about the guy, he's straight but I would enjoy light bi play with him. I think the only way it happens is if my girl pretty much strips him naked.

some people just get bored...and want a dick in their ass

>>726969868
cuckcuckcuckcuck

>>726969404
>so apparently, hes a cuck
>i dont mind, shes hot as fuck, shes the kindest girl i ever met and she sucks like a fucking godess
>look over to friend "Dude, you dont just have to sit there. We can have some fun together."
>he smiles
>"Im cool man, i love to see her enjoying herself."
>"Dude... you want me to fuck you, right? Is that it?"
>"Yeh kinda... but im cool for now. You two have fun."
>she comes back from the bathroom, undressed with just her panties on
>"We keep the family part for later, for now its you and me anon. What do you say?"
>do i need to say anything?
>"Come here."
>she comes close, i tell her to get on all fours and suck some more of my dick.
>i use the time to get creative and figure out how she reacts to small ideas like spanking, holding her down or such things
>depending on her reactions, small movements in agreement or disagreement,mostly subconcious, i decide how i want to bang her
>i know she likes being held down already
>lets see if she likes spanking
>slap her ass while shes sucking on dick
>just a small surprised twitch
>alright
>hold her head down on my dick with one hand, slapping her ass hard
>she gags and keeps sucking
>awesome, she likes it rough
>cont

>>726970324
Kek, now just 15 more minutes

>>726970324
>so apparently, hes a cuck
Gee, who would've guessed.

>>726970324
>decide to push my luck a bit
>with my dick down her throat, I kick her as hard as I can in her ribs
>was in the army, learned how to kick
>later learned I broke two of her ribs
>whatever
>friend stands right up with his cock hard and punches me as hard as he can in the jaw
>I go flying, and at that moment, cum
>Jizz flies everywhere
>friend leaping around like a fag in a snowstorm trying to catch my cum on his tongue
>cont

yeah for real

>>726970787
>fag in a snowstorm
BAHAHAHAAH

>>726970169
Not really as my friend's dick doesn't work very well, I basically want my girl to frot our cocks in her mouth and he's the only guy who I would be comfortable with in doing this.

>>726970324
>"take off her panties for me, will ya?"
>he smiles "sure thing"
>her eyes following his movements while she still chokes on my thing
>"You're busy."
>instantly focused back on my dick
>he gets behind her, dragging down her panties
>"She's so ready."
>"Awesome, you know what? Why dont you suck your boyfriends dick to thank him for being such a cool sport?"
>she turns her head and just looks at him
>"Here you can have my seat."
>without any words he just sits down with his dick out
>she starts sucking it without further hesistation
>meanwhile i get behind her
>holy shit, what a beautifull pussy
>casual asshole tho, for me it looked beautifull aswell
>shes drooling down here
>slip 2 fingers inside her pussy
>i could hear her dickfilled little moans
>man she really wants this
>cont

this could have been a cool story but you ruined it with your lame ass power fantasies

>>726963811
>be OP
>be 21, still a virgin
>secretely a faggot
>fucked in the ass, enjoyed it
>feelsbadman
>type for 3 hours writing only 100 words
>story is made up to negate feeling like a faggot
>be a faggot.

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>>726971273

>>726971061
>since shes busy sucking dick and seems to enjoy being very submissive, i can do whatever the fuck i want
>so i do exactly that
>fingering her pussy with 2 fingers while holding her hips with the other hands, not leaving her enaugh space to avoid some hard fingering
>im squirting a little of that juice around while being inside that hole
>decide to lube up that ass with her own juice
>no reaction from her, still sucking dick
>slip a finger inside her ass and move around slowly
>no reaction but a little dickfilled moan, barely noticable
>slip in second finger
>a little twitch with her hips
>hold her hips tight with my arm
>slip in third finger
>im so fucking horny for that ass
>cont

>>726971273
I was hoping there'd be a tldr

>Jizz flies everywhere
>friend leaping around like a fag in a snowstorm trying to catch my cum on his tongu

fucking hell

best thread NA.

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>>726971625
>>fingering her pussy with 2 fingers while holding her hips with the other hands,
How many hands do you have exactly

>>726972040
You think hands only have 1 finger each?

>>726972118
Don't they?

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>>726970787

>with my dick down her throat, I kick her as hard as I can in her ribs
>was in the army, learned how to kick

mfw I still thought it was OP

>>726972040
OP is an alien! And a fucking faggot!

>>726972040
7, i'm Boris the russian love hammer

>>726971625
>while i was busy fingering her ass - swallow sounds from the other end
>friend just busted a nut inside her throat aswell
>now they start making out while im about to fuck that asshole
>why_the_fuck_not.jpg
>hold my tip on her well prepared ass now
>shes holding still grabbing his tight preparing for the penetration
>while i push the first inch inside that tight hole, he starts kissing her again
>she cant moan properly and struggles to take it a little
>i push in inch by inch while shes kissind her boyfriend
>finally, i got it all in.
>this feels way too awesome
>"... please"
>what did she say?
>cont

>>726972222
i honestly thought it was still op until you commented.
its just so fucking out there already that i didn't question it

>>726972222
kek speaketh through you.

>>726971625
When do we get to read the gay part?
Also, is there a gay part?

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>>726963811
this is... a different story

>>726972361
>what a fucking bitch, begging for my dick in her ass while technically cuddling her boyfriend
>press my dick inside her made her moan out loud
>she trys to avoid taking it too deep by moving away from my hips into her boyfriends lap
>nope, not gonna happn
>follow her movement with my hips,going even deeper and trying overcome the point where it cant get any deeper
>she moans loud with some pain in it
>now we're talking
>start fucking her ass slowly and deep, not giving her the chance to get air for too long
>shes not that experienced in anal it seems but she loves it, or not?
>who cares... this ass needs my dick
>increasing speed
>meanwhile my friend got hard again, cool
>shes too distracted by being ass fucked to notice
>cont

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>>726972222

So has he sucked cock yet?

>>726973087
Oh my god will you fags just wait a second.

>>726973087
ye, he is now busy with her ass.
if I would be her bf, would have made me a steak in his kitchen by now, browsing the interwebz.

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>what a fucking bitch, begging for my dick in her ass

jeez what a bitch

>>726973017
>i pull her hair towards me and my dick inside her in the process
>about to cum
>she starts sucking her boyfriend off again
>well.. she trys
>my dick deep inside her ass
>her moans and breathing interrupting the blowjob shes giving
>i can feel this one is not gonna be as much as before but still enaugh to make her drip
>cum inside her ass with all my might
>fuck that feels awesome
>i know she can feel my dick twitching inside her
>she trys to breath
>friend getting up from seat, walking around her and looking at the mess i just made
>pull out dick, spreading her ass
>her asshole is twitching
>the second my cum was dripping out my friend/her boyfriend started to press his face in her ass
>kinda disgusting for me at that time but whatever
>he actually sucks my cum out of her ass
>she giggles

>end of story how i got into a threesome/cuck relationship

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>>726972361
>grabbing his tight
>tight
IT'S FUCKING THIGH, JESUS DUDE

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>>726973901
Lame was expecting a DP

Bullshit. Not even good fiction.

>>726973901
this actually happend, i just tryed to make it sound better by adding some bullshit.
Also, first time greentexting.

>>726974059
who the fuck cares you fucking faggot, go back to your trump party and beat on sandniggers with your grammer shit.

>>726973901
Lame you should have bought a time share with them. That would have been really perverted

>>726973901
Fuck you you fucking piece of shit faggot, give me back my time I wasted on this shit.

>>726974323
not my problem faggot

>>726974270
If true good for you. Never heard a better way of fixing depression. Also post more for fucks sakes my dude

>>726974270
The only thing that isn't bullshit is the repressed homosexuality.

>>726974543
You sound like a cool guy

I love how OP just posted that he was making a meme, but this guy went the full 9 yards and made his own story. Incredible.

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>>726974270
If you think trump retards care about using the right words you're even more retarded than you are gay

At least tell us another story

>>726974543
you're actually a homo lmao

>>726974958
STIMUL8 YOUR PROST8

>>726974743
well, if you're into gay shit i can tell you how i recieved my first buttfuck from that friend.

>>726974757
to that time i was not into dicks... that changed eventually during our adventures tho.
i was KINDA interested but not like ready at that point.

>>726974807
thanks anon

>>726974958
i really dont fucking care about your neckbeard furry temper you fucking feminist.
go jerk to some pony or whatever if you dont like it here, jeez

>>726975034
Wait why are you laughing because he is a homo? Am I autistic? I thought that was the point of the story

>>726975336
point of the story is that he actually just got fucked in the ass but wanted to turn into a faggot like a pro,

so he made this all up to come out of the closet to the only friends he has.

that's why it's funny.

>>726975294
Not really into the gay more the cucking my best friend

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>>726975294
>calls trump
>calls furry
>calls feminist
>calls pony
Faggots gonna fag

>>726975294
Why did you have to tell us this fucking shitty ass story if you could have told us something with gay butt sex?

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>>726975554
dude, you have no idea

3/10 I stepped on my pb sandwich while reading this