You come home from work early one afternoon and you walk in on

Fuck both of them to show dominance

Fuck both of them.

>>726940361
At 14 they could pass as traps. I'd have them dress up for me

>Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult

Dickslap them both, while screaming WHY WHY!!

>>726940361
make them take turns sucking my dick

Suck their dicks

>>726940361
Give your boy a condom, if he's gonna be a fag you at least dont want 'em to catch aids or some shit.

its probably not gay if they are practicing how to kiss future girlfriends.....right?

>>726940361
Sit next to them, and explain the importance of locking your fucking door when doing something private.

Kick the shit out him literally
Now ass is clean .Rape dat ass
If you liked that you can keep going.. otherwise man the fuck up. Faggit

>>726940690
most reasonable advice in this thread so far.

>>726940470
>>726940448
Right answer

>>726940361
I'd throw the stranger out of my house and then take every single thing I ever purchased for my son away forever. I'd provide the bare necessities to avoid negligence charges. I'd idly acknowledge his existence until he became 18 and then I'd kick his ass out of my house too.

>>726940361
kill them both then rape their bodies
afterwards i will post pictures here

>>726940361
Leave him the fuck alone because regardless of whether or not he is in my house he deserves respect and privacy.

>>726940361
Get the other kid out of my house. Get the CDC to come check for AIDS. Bleach the entire house, from top to bottom. Send the kid off to a pray the gay away Christian camp for 3 months. Never speak to him again.

>>726940361
> try to get in on that sweet action under the guise of teaching them

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>>726940361
throw the other boy out and beat the shit out of my son

I'd take my son into the other room and ask about how serious this is and how long it had been going on for, also I'd tell them to have a bit more fucking awareness than to be smashing faces with somebody and not come out and say hello.

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>>726940957
Beautiful answer 10/10

>>726940690
>>726940734
>>726940361
This! Don't give a shit if he was gay, bi, or even a trap. Just be safe about it.

>>726940720
uhhh...yeah. that's all I did when I was 10, with my best friend... we were... practicing.
Gulp

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>>726941852
>>726941698
>>726941261
>>726940734
>>726940720
CUCKS
>>726940690
MASTER CUCKLORD

>>726942017
hey if my son is good enough to pull a hole in I'm not going to complain, but I'd at least want the little faggot to come say hello when I get home.

Take pics and tell them that I'll post it at their school unless they supply me nudes of their female classmates.

>>726940361
Wonder when I got a 14 y/o son, and leave them be.

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>>726942462
ANOTHER FUCKING CUCK

>>726940361
Vomit.

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>>726942587

>>726942762
Keep being a cuck
I hope your son will be a fag at least he won't pass your genes
Fuck you

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>>726940361
AMERICAN WOMAN ARE TRASH COUSIN I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT HE DO DA GAY THING

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>>726942939

>>726940734
Kek

>>726940690
Plus some sex ed

>>726942017
>>726942587
>>726942939


Why be a part of this thread if you just harass people with a different view to yours? You realise your on b?? Not facebook right??

>I.e covert cuck lord detected

>>726942017
Also that girl in the gif is gay...

>>726940361
leave 5 minutes, the talk about having sex responsibly if they're doing it and let him know he hasn't done anything wrong. he's gonna have it hard enough without his dad being an asshole

hoky hoky hoky

Ask myself how i have a 14 yr son if i am 14 lmao

>Ask him what he thinks of the present situation
>Throw him out of a window

>>726940361
Fap. 14 year old boys are hot.

>>726940448
lmfao

Tell him homosexuality is for niggers, then get him a prostitute.

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>>726943848

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>>726942017
>>726942587
>>726942939

>>726943817
Incoming ban hammer

>>726940361
i will never have a son since im a faggot

Tell my son that if he's the more feminine one in the relationship, I will disown him.

>>726942587
the most cringe shit gif ever made

>>726941657

Holy shit that turned me the fuck on!!

>>726944241
this

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>>726940361
Ask him if hes practicing for his colonoscopy.

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>>726944349

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>>726940361
I go to my room in cry because I have no QT 14 year old boy to make out with.

>>726941657
Was he strangling him at the end? Also the filename tho.

>>726940361

its not gay to kiss another boy me and my buddy do it for fun all the time

>>726944548

Choking with his hand, that is what got me rock hard, plus seeing them hang upside down. Damn I need to fap.

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Leave room to finally become military airplane

>>726940690
Their 14 and virgins, let them fuck bareback for a few years and enjoy sex. They don't need to worry about condoms until they get older.

>>726943848
Jesus Christ I'm fucking dying XD

>>726944540
>not stealing his bf

>>726944671
you need help bro

>>726944540
you have two cock hounds right in front of you. I bet those boys would love to see a fully grown adult size dick.

>>726944671
were you abused as a kid?

>>726942017
fuck off

>>726940796
nah, teaching them about sex by fucking them is the way

>>726940361
Fap furiously

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>>726940361

>>726940361
>turn 180
>wash out eyes with bleach
>finish westworld

Oh hi son, anything new?

>>726940361
Buy him condoms

Not gonna have my son be one of this faggots that contributes to the spread of HIV

>>726940361
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>726940361
Give him the birds and the birds talk.