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The consensual sex video we've all been waiting for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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The consensual sex video we've all been waiting for
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go go power rangers
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still waiting faggot
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Still waiting...
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>>726913734
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>>726913897
Fully erect already what are you a fucking teenager?
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troll thread, post a new ss if youre the real OP
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>>726913734
If he was uploading, the upload tab would look like this... Y'all got trolled hard
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>>726914011
I'm not OP, just helping the cause brother
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Hey do you guys think I should shave my pubes? y/n?
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>>726914062
kek
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>>726913996
I call it the pre-boner

You get erect in anticipation of the true boner.
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>>726914062
fuck you broke the code
Spoilers:he won't upload it to youtube of course
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>>726914106
Nah you're good
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>>726914106
nah keep going
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>>726914106
Na you just need some product
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>>726914106
Depends on you gf
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>>726913734
Yes I'm in the cap
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>>726914062
Further proof of what a YouTube upload window and tab should look like. Check OP's open tabs, then come back here and thank me for this.
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so op gonna post vid or what
i have a very consensual sex fetish...
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>>726914106
How does that even happen? I have a cockfro, never shaved, and I'm 28. It's never gotten that fucking massive.
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why does a simple video upload take so fucking long? Hurry the fuck up.
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>>726914062
Faggot.
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>>726914127
Nice
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>>726914267
>>726914286
see
>>726914265
It's a fake thread. Y'all should spend your time looking for sauce, not waiting on OP.
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>>726913996
>Not already fapping to something else while waiting
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>>726914275
Volumising shampoo and an afro comb.

You're welcome
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>>726914275
a magician never gives up his secrets.
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>>726914275
how do the women feel about it
i think not so positively
if you expect women to trim or shave, then you should also do the same
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>>726914368
he was never going to upload it to youtube you nignog
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Spider man took over last thread
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>>726914403
>>726914431
Kek too late

Genuinly believe this is the answer.
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>>726914265
not true
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>>726914516
Actually I shaved my beard off and cupped it around my dick to make it look like that, thus the two hands down there to give it support.

Oh shit I wasn't supposed to give that away.
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>>726914106
>>726914431
Bout as fake as the promised vid his body hair is a different colour than the pubes
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can you hurry the fuck up OP?
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Why would OP upload it to Youtube?
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I think he is almost done
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>>726914603
Time and date omitted

I'm calling fake.
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>>726914631
I can just imagine this man as a fat nigga.
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>>726914603
I can't honestly believe people are falling for this shit..
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>>726914631
Ben? Is that you?
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>>726914735
test the link
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>>726914805
Wait, are you saying someone went on the internet and what, just lied?
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>>726914871
Who are you??
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>>726914905
good one reddit!
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>>726914871
HOLY SHIT IS THIS DANIEL?
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>>726914516
Retard.
He shaved his beard and is holding the beard hair over his dick
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>>726914905
I've got no problem with that. I do have a problem with idiots that can't fucking read.
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>>726914943
heh, you wouldn't know :)
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>>726914951
DAVE IS THAT YOU? HOLY SHIT MAN
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>>726914950
Who's reddit?
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>>726914871
Yes. I am the Ben Folds Five, famous pianist, and singer. You got me.

>>726914769
Nope!
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Real OP posted link in old thread
https://youtu.be/2cZTZxcy_z
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>>726915024
it's the place you call home normie
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We never get a link? Right?
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Its fake :(
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>>726915067
ITS HERE
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>>726914805
>I can't honestly believe people are falling for this shit..

Were not

But apart from trap and banana threads it's the best thing I've seen today.

We need a German killer or something again.
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>>726915094
Please summer 10, I've been here twice as long as you.
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>>726915067
error
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>>726915067
why would he be so fucking retarded to upload to yt instead of mega holy fuck man OP sucks dick
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>>726915133
we could just start the European race war for the start of the summer
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>>726915067
He posted here too IF YOU FUCKING READ THE THREAD

CAN NOBODY FUCKING READ

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF STUPID HERE
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The picture he posted said it was 99% processing video is still not up but there is the link when it's done
https://youtu.be/2cZTZxcy_z
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>>726915067
lolitroldu.jpg
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>>726914951
Oddly yes my name is Daniel.

If beard pubes is called Ben we know each other
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>>726915067
>[Error]
fgt
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great the thread 404'd godammit op what a waste of time
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>>726914631
lol a faggot den
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>>726915158
Link never worked to begin with. I typed it in since like 6 seconds after he posted that image and it's stayed the same. If it was real I'm pretty sure it would say some shit like "video is currently being processed." not, "This video does not exist."
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>>726915067
>https://youtu.be/2cZTZxcy_z
no he didn't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cZTZxcy__z
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>>726915190
I agree
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ITT:babies's first trolled
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Drawing of op wanting to keep all the porn for himself
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What the fuck is happening here?
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>>726915150
>i-i'm an old fag i s-swear!
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>>726915067
Guess what? It doesn't fucking work.
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>>726915190
Pretty sure that happened Wednesday with the London attack foretold on /pol/
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>>726915044
your boyfriend has a nice purse
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>>726915321
./FACEPALM
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>>726915299
Nope, I'm not a fag.
I've been here since before that term was used.
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xdddd
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>>726915258
Not working
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I want to kill myself now. Fucking hell all I want is the full video is that really so hard?
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>>726915322
nah man that's little stuff, i'm talking full on trench systems in Belgium
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don't think yall niggas will get away from me!
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done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJ_vcqd3YM
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if by some slim chance the vid is real some anons plz repost it and make new threads some of us have to go to work for the love of god
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>>726915461
Then I'm down, we shall start by landmining the Dutch borders and move slowly to the Swiss alps.

Circling to Africa and finishing in Bangladesh.
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>>726915499
sorry sir.
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>>726915334
huehue
trips 4 nudes. 4 realsies this time.
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>>726915566
Quads for keep em
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>>726915388
?Old screenshot detected

I bet you don't even know about the MySQL pizza golden days
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>>726915566
Roll
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>>726915552
The codeword is

Monkeysluts
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>>726915566
She's fat tho
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>>726915666
Satan trips.
Deliver tits.
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>>726915632
Jelly detected

I bet you don't even know about ambassador.gif
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So... anyone know where the vid/screen shots were from?
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>>726915632
I bet you just heard it refreshed and it sounded cool.
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>>726915717
but i'm a greasy fat guy, how on earth would my tits please you ?
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>>726915632
Fuck referred

>>726915727
500 keks.
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>>726915691
hahahahahaha tbh i don't think it would take much too kick it off now between Islam and the Jews i can sit back and wait for those fat American munitions shipments.
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>>726915666
wow that was fast. Okay here u go. :^)
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>>726915794
fookin ell
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>>726915727
>>726915632
Autism arguement detected
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>>726915794
not even trying and spoodermaning the thread and get free nudes, holy shit i'm good
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>>726915831
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>>726915863
>autistic shitlord lurker
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>>726915791
Honestly I don't think you're wrong

Somethings coming soon

Worldwide

And tbh it's gonna be something small that breaks the camels back

I was sure London was gonna start shit

But oh well there's always the one in kopengagen next teusday.
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>>726915863
Trying to recover his spaghetti.
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>>726915727
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>>726915794
I'm hairy af but wtf.. how can a female ass be so fucking hairy
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>>726915888
Looks I did it too, friendo
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>>726915919
>>726915727
>arguing about who is gayer
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>>726915926
You are a virgin.
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>>726916034
you only fuck hairy girls
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>>726916031
Try harder faggot, no one cares.
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still busy over here...
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>>726915888
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>>726916034
And you are retarded. My ex HAD a little hairy CRACK but shaved it. But her fucking ass only had small white hair and not such long and visible black hair
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>>726913734
how bout u upload it?
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>>726916097
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>726916229
calm down sweetie
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>>726916229
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>>726915666
Thats sum impressive satanic trips my fried
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>>726916313
thanks, here's honda civic for your pleasures
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>>726916066
It's okay, I lost my virginity at 17. Sometimes it just takes people a little longer. :^)
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>>726916229
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>726916372
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>726916473
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>726916473
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>>726916368
mine was at 15 and every chick after never was hairy. Even this fat girl i fucked.
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>>726916511
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>726916511
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>726916511
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>726916561
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
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Kawaii sugoi desu ne :3
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>>726916584
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
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>>726916609
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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>>726916683
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
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>>726916743
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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>>726916792
>>726916743
How long have you been sitting on those gems?
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>>726916792
What in the name of Odin did you just say about me, you little peasant? I'll have you know I am the finest with an ax in all of the north, and I've been involved in numerous hit and run raids on monasteries, and I've killed over 300 peasants. I am trained in all types of warfare and I'm the top swordsman in all of the Norse lands. You are nothing to me but just another source of loot. I will destroy you with swordsmanship the likes of which has never been seen before in all of Yggdrasil, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me using a messenger raven? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am assembling my army of Viking warriors and we're sailing for your village right now, so you better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, peasant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my ax and sword. Not only am I extensively trained in hand to hand combat, but I have access to an entire Viking army and I will use it to its full extent to send your miserable ass to Helheim, you little shit. If you could only have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godsdamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you'll drown in it. You're fucking dead, peasant.
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>>726916876
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
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>>726916960
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverass? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Stormcloak Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum! As we speak, I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position; so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Dragon Shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker!
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>>726916988
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous /r/atheism frontpage posts, and I have over 300 confirmed facebook debate wins. I am trained in theology and I’m the top debater on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheists across the Scandinavian peninsula and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convince you that god doesn't exist in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare intellect. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, skytard.
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>>726917060
What the le did you just le about me you little 9gagger? I'll have you know I graduated the top of my forums in my subreddit college, and I've been involved in numerous raids on anonymous. I am trained in making ASCII tanks and DeeDoSing warfare. And I'm the top torrenter in the entirety of reddit. You are nothing but another 9fag. I will wipe you the fuck off of this site with the speed the likes that has never been seen before by this post. You think you can get away with posting shitty rage comics and not knowing about the feeling man or cereal boy? Think again, kid. As we speak I across the world am contacting my secret network of mods and your IP is being moderated right now so you better prepare of the meme schools, umad? the schools that cures the knowledge of memes you call your brain. You're freaking dead, kid. I can be on this site at anytime, anywhere, and as late as I can because I'm 14 and my parents think I'm cool enough to, so I can make sure you don't post one more thing, and that's with my bear self. Not only am I extensively trained in making rage comics, I have access to an admin account and I will use it to the full ability to ban your miserable butt off of my Reddit, you freaking baby. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "le" comment was about to bring upon you, maybe you would have stopped typing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you god dang noob. I will make sure you get banned from logging in and you will suffer with it. You're freaking banned, kid.
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>>726917086
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead
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>>726917133
What the feel did you just feeling feel about me, you little feel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my feel in the Navy Feels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret feels on Al-Feelda, and I have over 300 confirmed feels. I am trained in gorilla feelfare and I’m the top feel in the entire US armed feels. You are nothing to me but just another feel. I will wipe you the feel out with feels the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my feeling feels. You think you can get away with saying that feel to me over the Internet? Think again, feeler. As we feel I am contacting my secret network of feels across the USA and your IP is being felt right now so you better prepare for the feels, maggot. The storm that feels out the pathetic little feel you call your life. You’re feeling feel, kid. I can feel anywhere, anytime, and I can feel you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feels. Not only am I extensively felt in unarmed feels, but I have access to the entire fees of the United States Feel Corps and I will feel it to its full extent to feel your miserable feels off the face of the continent, you little feel. If only you could have felt what unholy feels your little “feely” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your feels. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re feeling the price, you felt idiot. I will feel fury all over you and you will feel in it. You’re feeling feel, kiddo.
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>>726917150
You win. You the ultimate copy-pasta man.
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So about that vid....
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>>726917280
the best pasta comes from too much spaghetti
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What's going on, can I get a quick rundown?
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>>726914994
Dave's not here man
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>>726917707
OP posted trailer for OC he was uploading to YT and so far nothing
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>>726914106
you should worry more about your tiny cock.
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>>726915911
It's always something small that breaks the camel's back. The assassination of archduke Franz that started WW1 and the blitzkrieg for Danzig of WW2.

Just little things that make the world's biggest conflicts.
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