s/fur ITT: Make strange requests and if anyone can fulfill them

>>726908571
>inb4 kill yourself

do we not already have one of these

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>>726908717
Some asshat made a general fur thread.
Though I guess it is a change!

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>>726908916

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>>>/v/371823094
Shameless thread promotion

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I need this car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmzIKX4xNyM

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1997-Chevrolet-Corvette-Coupe-/252826195400?hash=item3add9d95c8:g:2UYAAOSw2gxYya8r&vxp=mtr

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what about all the other stuff that's not exactly S/fur?

>>726911176
Do it
Don't let your dreams be dreamy memes

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>>726911191
Post it

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>>726911574
I'm a 19 year old NEET with literally $100 to my name. It'll be a few years before I get a 97 Vette of my own.

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>>726911176
Save your money

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>>726911681
If I had any then I probably wouldn't. It's siiiiick.

hands being forced down throats

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>>726911652
>tfw 19 year old NEET shifting into working in the family business
pleb

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>>726911743
I meant if you want it you'd better save your money lol

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taurs, anyone?

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>>726911794
I would as well, but my mom is crazy and I don't want to support her business (don't tell her I said that). I wonder if she'd buy it for me as a graduation present. I want to race her 2015 Camaro SS.

>>726911848
Ah, sorry, I've been running on about 6 hours of sleep over the past 2 days.

>Windows 10 automatically produces photo albums of your furry porn

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>>726911932
I like taurs.

>>726911967
Hey Mous.

>>726911996
What is her business?

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>>726912037
Metaphysical/spiritual shit. She sells rocks, books, incense, candles. Shit like that. The business itself isn't bad, but it's what she preaches that I don't like. She's a lunatic.

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>>726911932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0

>>726912117
That might give you a window into other business though.
If I could easily buy it, I would love something like a crystal ball that's a cloud chamber with pitchblende in the middle.

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>>726912247
True. I guess she is still my mom so I have to like her, and I'll admit she's damn good at her business, so I'm hoping she'll lend me her knowledge so I can start a business of my own.

Hmm. I'm not sure if she has anything like that, but she probably does. I don't go to their store often though, so I can't be sure.

moar shark plz

>>726912410
Does she make any of her own stuff?
Because there's all sorts of crafts that would be cool even without a spirtual aspect.

>>726908571
Picture of a real woman being fucked by a cartoon fury dog.
Bonus points for knotting.

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>>726912458
She used to, but she doesn't have the time anymore. She used to make jewelry and sell it, and it sold like crazy, but her business is doing well enough that she has the money to buy all of it wholesale instead.

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I'm going to clean up and wait for this thread to fill up with not taurs.

https://youtu.be/H1UyTNbGc8M

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>>726912752
That's a good one. I'd love to be the guy.

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>>726912886
>tiger taur
Now we're talking.

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>>726911996
Its cool I shoulda been more specific

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>>726912931

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>>726913605
Yus. Thank you.

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Hey dudes. How's things?

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>>726913786
Decent. How about you?

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>>726913853
Crap for the most part. It's been so busy every day at work for the past few weeks, I've been too stressed to drink or anything.

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>>726913786
I'm fine.
it's sunday noon and I'm playing with the thought of getting up from bed.
what about you?

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>>726913949
Dude, I hear ya. The past two weeks have been crazy for me, and next week will be twice as crazy as the last two combined. I literally considered suicide because my anxiety was so bad.

>>726911434
THICCK OR FAT PLS

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>>726913949
Good to see you back man.

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>>726914050
Been playing Breath of the wild most of today. I'm only really able to play it on my weekends cause of stress from work.
>>726914071
I've been considering homocide more, or at least punching many many annoying customers.
>>726914142
Not dead yet dude.

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>>726914319
>I've been considering homocide more, or at least punching many many annoying customers.
I hear ya, /b/ro.
it's what I've been wanting to do for years.

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>>726914464
At least I want to go in a more Randal direction rather than a Dante one. But I value having income too much.

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>>726914319
Don't let them get to you man. Put it all behind you.

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>>726914545
I need to organize my shit again.

>>726912581
Ask her to teach you to make stuff!
TBH being a jeweller would be super fun
Especially if you found something super niche, like architectural jewellery.

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>>726914545
When every day in a retail job for weeks on end is like christmas eve. Yeah it's pretty hard to do that since most of my life outside of work is slowly dying due to stress from it all.

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>>726914629
Eh, jewelry isn't my thing. I'm more into metalworking. I plan on becoming a blacksmith and starting an arms and armor business.

>>726914706
Your mother might know some people to teach you that!

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>>726914683
If you do go crazy, remember to plan well and operate hard.

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>>726914884
I'll be sure to have some contingency plans in place for when I do reach that point.

pls poast floofy n sugoi tails pls :3

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>>726915220
Speak english.

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Have some kinky stuff.

I'm out.
cya around, guys

>>726916117
See ya

>>726916117
Laters. I'm going to head off as well and play something before I drink myself into a coma.