Batman gets his name from a fear of bats Using that logic, what's

Jobguy

aids man

>>726891511
Super SJW non-binary trans

Gayman

commitment man

>>726891511
Man

>>726891511
Being alive man

>>726891747
no, I am commitment man

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>>726891511
Nogf man

Horse Anxiety man

social-interaction man

Being completely paralyzed after a tragic accident and losing my life but not literally man

>>726891930
that's fine, i wasn't sure about it anyway

>>726891511
Changeman

>>726891511
Feeling like I don't belong man

>>726891511
Fatherhood man

Manman

Nigress man

Heightsman.

blackman

Dying alone and unloved with no family man

huMAN

>>726891511
Midget Man

>>726892269
dont midgets grant wishes?

>>726891511
Homelessnessman

Time loop man

Niggers in power man

>>726891511
Trapman

>>726892336
That's only the Irish ones, all other midgets just try to bite your nuts off

>>726891511
Deathman

>>726891511
My enemies call me The Swarm

Unkown

>>726891511
pee pee poo poo man

Insanity Man

never getting my shit together man
getting called out on how shitty of a person I am man
stepping too far out of my comfort zone man
working hard and getting nowhere man
never being able to compare to my peers man
getting a criminal record man
becoming a self fulfilling prophecy man

>>726891511
Heightman

Niggerman

>>726891511
Getting-old-and-dying-alone-after-a-meaningless-life-man

decisionsman

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Captain Failure

Hey, it works on multiple levels.

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>>726891511
surprised no one said this already... Spiderman

Spring-jawed-Alien-man

Spiderman

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>>726892032

>>726893150

>it works on multiple levels
unlike you

Fapman

>>726891511
girldude

>>726891511
Hightower
Or
Premature ejaculation boy

Communistman

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>mfw i think all the possible megaman stages and bosses from this thread

>>726892032
... Damn. That was surprisingly witty.
Were you a writer for Frasier?

The forgottten man

>>726893727
Who? Is he related to premature ejaculation boy?

>>726893784
No… my one weaknessss…

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Irony Man

>>726893150
Filename made me kek

Fatherhoodman

>>726891511
Momman or Mumman

>>726893843
Highkek

>>726891511
Ingrown pubic hair woman

>>726891511
Holy shit guys I'm Spiderman

>>726891511
The Dark one
super edgy

>>726891511
Prison rapist

>>726891511
the unhinged toenail

i don't let people touch my feet because i think their gonna rip off my toenails, at some i tell my mom cause im a mommas boy and all that. so she starts telling me about when i was really little i had an infected toenail that needed to be extracted, weird how shit connects sometimes

Girl man

>>726891511
What if you're afraid of a dad-gay identity crisis?

Fagman

>>726891511
Aidsman!

That wouldn't help me out much in the dating market though.

>>726891511
Niggerman

>>726891511
Sea man.

>>726891511
Semenman

SNAKEMAN!

>>726891511
Chineseman

>>726891511
Transman

>>726891511
Iran man

antman for sure.... could barely even handle the movie of the legit antman...

>>726894305
...what kind of powers would you have?

>>726891511
PROLAPSED MAN

>>726891511
Ratman and his sidekike Abraham-man

Mosquitohawk man

>>726891511
Vietman

Vagina dentata man

Disappointment man!

>>726892890
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle man.

>>726891511
having a 8/10 gf but then starting to wonder if I'm actually gay because she looks exactly like a female version of her father

Crazy bitches man

>>726895383
of course she looks like a female version of her father you moron

>>726895383
fuckin genetics man

>>726891511
Midget Man.

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Deathman

refugee man

>>726891511
trumpman

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>>726895383
stop it

womanman

>>726894984
kek
but posted 50 years too late

>>726892032
Ha

>>726891511
Soberman

My girlfriend man
In my defense, I'm a twink and she's unstable

>>726895785
>comedy=tragedy+time

your comment no make sense

Ocean man

>>726892336
no, you're thinking of dwarfs

"Hiding in the bushes outside of my neighbor from two houses down's window while jerking off into a dixie cup to pour in my other neighbor across the street's mailbox but sneezing while watching his daughter so he hears me and comes out to chase me again so i have to hide in a trash compactor and hope they dont turn it on while im in there" Man

Futureman

>>726895597
I'm just afraid I won't want to die by the time I'm about to die

>>726891511
The Flying Cicada

>>726896077
oh man we really need to help you pull some serious revenge on her, or maybe some social engineering/manipulation to get her under control

SocialConfrontation man

Waspman

>>726896397
so THAT's why Luke was in the trash compactor

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>>726891511
Fearofgettingcaughtdoingsomethingthatfullfillsmyprimaldesires man

>>726896750
I know! they're screaming bullet bees made of satanism and alien teeth.

I am 'parental abuse-man'.

Spiderman! Oh, wait...

Feels good man.

>>726896963
been there, it was terrifying

friend's parents caught me in their daughter's room, where I was jerking off to her underwear drawer

I was friends with her brother more than I was friends with her btw

I sorta played it off and I think I managed to hide the fact that I was doing unholy things but I was still in her room when no one was home

>>726891511
Nothingman

>>726897264
oh also she was 7

seagull man

>>726897264
Jesus anon. Whatever happened to pocketing unmentionables and saving them for later? Should've did a quick recon.

Nothingman, though it is way more accurate than it may seem.

>>726894201
>underrated

>>726897399
no lol I was 16 and she was 14
>>726897527
I didn't want to get caught with them and I didn't want to have to put them back

It was a pretty stupid idea but I couldn't resist
It would have worked except they came home while I was still there

Loneman

>>726898052
>on lunch with coworker a few years back
>get really stoned with him and his bubble butt pawgf
>ask pawgf where the bathroom is
>she leads me down the hall with a basketful of laundry
>she pushes the door open with ass
>go to the bathroom
>notice small lacey underwear on the floor
>huff and lick every inch of the wonderfulzone
god i had a nice erection from that

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>>726891511
MuriKKKanman

>>726898187
No matter how much porn I fap to, no matter how good it is, it can never satisfy my need for intimacy. If I keep going on like this I won't live to see my 30th birthday, probably because of suicide. Good luck, anon. I hope you find a way off this ride that doesn't end with an hero.

>>726891511

CreepyCrawlyShitMan

>>726898292
Jesus dude
that's hot

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rapistman
i'm not the rapist you wanted but i'm the rapist you needed.

>>726898863
yeah I worry about that too

>>726891511
People - Person
or,
Man Who Falls From Great Heights

>>726893150
>multiple levels
>dat file name

Underrated post

>>726891817
Buried-Alive Man here
good on ya

Ketchupman

Mortuusequusphobia sucks.

>>726892097
I'll be your sidekick fatherhood boy

>>726891511
Hairy Kneecap Man

>>726891511
Niggerman

>>726900003
SO CLOSE TO QUINTS BUT FAILED MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>726894806
He would shoot off his toenails at super sonic speeds and use them to grip walls to run up them and shit.

>>726891511
asshole licking man

>>726891511
FBIman.