/b/ I need advice I doubt I'll get any here but I'm

Show her your penis

subtle flirting, not hard you autistic fuck

>>726871850
Use your mating call and do the sacred mating dance

>>726871909
This, claim accidental dick pic.

>>726871999

checked

>>726871909

bruh I don't wanna scare her off

>>726871925

I've been told I'm not good at flirting
pls what do I say?

you dont, girls (well at least the non ugly one) assume that every guy is into them. you are getting friendzoned and want to turn into something more? too bad she wouldve tried to suck your dick by now. she is just using you either for her own personal gain or twisted amusement.

>>726872239

Jokes on you, she isn't not ugly!

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>>726872239
This world has been cruel to you. I can feel it in your text.

>>726872612
it has anon, but i aint gonna cry about it like OP over here

>>726872953
respect. Anon is a realist

Well jeez, is there anyway to tell if someone likes you then?

Find a mutual friend and put them up to telling her that the friend thinks you like her. Have them promise not to mention you putting them up to it.

Seriously man, this trick worked on me.I had a crush on my current gf for a whole year, oblivious to the fact she liked me, until she did this ^^^ and i managed to work up the balls to talk about it with her.
>tfw i have a qt3.14 gf

>>726873376
they will go out of their way to talk to you. and then try to make it obvious. unless youre both autistic

>>726873406

heh so like a wingman? I'll try that eventually :P

>>726873676

well, we're both shy :P

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>>726871850
I believe you go up to her and let her know with your words you stupid fuck

>>726872612
Who hurt you, Anon?

>>726873839

kek worse case scenario I'll straight up tell her "I love you" But I'm too shy and worried if that'll creep her off :v

>>726873764
im guessing youre in school so you cant just drink for confidence boost. idk anon youre gonna have to either have a good personality or rape her till she likes it like in your favorite hentai mags

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>>726874197
you dont love her you dumb fuck you obviously dont know her. ok here start casual conversation, Hello works follow with questions, open ended dont ask yes or no ones. look for common ground in activity, ask to do activity you found through convo together, if she says no thx you know she not into you, if yes congrats.

>>726872524
>isn't not ugly

zozle

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>>726874458

I just don't like drinking :/

>>726874514

bruh I did talk to her
I tried the activity bit too

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>>726874823
sounds like a no then you autistic cunt

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>>726874197
fuckin hell "i love you" beta fag detected. do you even know her well? well enough to be able to play that off as a joke and not creep her out? is she really as "shy" as you think or do you think she may be getting spit roasted right now? WHAT ARE YOU DOING OP???

>>726875108

that wasn't exactly what I was gonna say, yeah I'd work it out but it's a last case scenario lmao I don't plan on doing it :P
Yes I talk to her and she's pretty shy, she doesn't talk to other people :P

>>726871850
Ask if she likes minecraft and invite her to play with you on your server.

>>726875283
just keep talking to her and dont let her know until you really find out who she is

You have probably fantasized and jerked off to her too many times for a normal conversation with flirting. Just ask her out. That's all you have to do.

>>726875533

Will do :p

>>726875792

Kek I only did one of those things >______>

wait for the right moment after u hinted for a while u autist

>>726875792

OK I know this sounds super lame but how would I go about asking out someone? everything I can think of (clearly) sounds awkward and strange :<

>>726876071
OP im not gonna be an asshole ill be straight up. ask her out for dinner. if she says anything that isnt yes then its a no. if she says she is too busy and doesnt offer a day where she is free then its a no. if you really are a kid and cant take her out to dinner then just ask if she wants to be bf/gf if she says no then she was never interested in you and youre just gonna have to accept that. trust me its wayyy better to move on than to be stuck on her and waste your adolescence cause you will just become a 40 yr old virgin. (where i am if i didnt fuck prostitutes) if you are adult then do drugs/drink with her. not saying you cant do this as kid but youre gonna need a spot where u can do them.

>>726876660
Duley noted, we have similar tastes in food
aside from that, I'm not into drugs/drinks :<

>>726876855
>>726876855
well then i guess the only thing straight about you is your edge, faggot

>>726877090

Hey, I tasted it before, it's not bad it's just not my cup of tea :v
Hey, I'll try it if it works tho

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>>726877090
savage as fuck

>>726877498
>Hey, I'll try it if it works tho
No, stay true to yourself.
>>726877090 is just a fag who thinks alcohol and drugs make him manly.

>>726878268

We'll see :P
At worst I could always fake it, right?

>>726878268
>>726878763
if you had the confidence without you wouldnt be posting on /b/

>>726879065

I knooooooooow but isn't there some other way to be more confident :(((

>>726878763
how you gonna fake a confidence boost?
>>726878268
i dont think they make me manly, they make me an artificial soul who isnt visibly cringy and a blame outlet incase my cringe ever shows. without im just a torn shell lingering for purpose but falling deeper into the abyss that is my unimportant life

>>726879553

But I never felt that confidence, though I only has a couple sips and stopped
I just can't get past the taste :(

>>726879395
getting a girlfriend/ getting pussy

its like a job. u need experience to get a job but to get that first job your gonna have to lie on your resume and hopefully get a retard that believes you.

the old saying is, date a fat ugly chick then work your way up. with each bitch you break up with you get more confidence

>>726871850
Get a gun and put it to her head, tell her if she moves youll blow her brains out. Then get close to her and whisper "i love you" softly in her ear

>>726871850
Pinch here nipples but not to hard you dont want to spoke her

>>726871850
Show her your massive hentai collection

>>726880266
She doesnt have level 5 clearence!

>>726879854
definitely a young fag
its call a chaser you dumbass. pour some (idk try 2 shots) of liquor with a tall glass of your favorite soft drink. if youre not feeling lose yet, have another on. id have to say it takes about 3 shots to get the confidence boost and not be noticeably drunk

>>726875391
this

>>726871850
Rape her.

>>726873888
Terrible fucking advice. Are you Raj from the bazinga theorem?
>relying on a substance to talk to chicks

>>726879957

yeah but I (This isn't cringey) want my romances to be special :C
I once dated this one bitch who turned out to be crazy so we split. I feel a lot more confident now than before I dated her so yeah this works but still :(((

>>726880470

Call me vanilla but I don't like soft drinks either :< do milkshakes and stuff count? I always loved those :P

>>726880266

but what if she gets jealous of my waifu

>>726880916
sorry mate this isnt anime, girls want theirs to be special too but when they look at you. thats not what they think. guys like cute. girls dont.

>>726880916
Op, just say this;

>Netflix and chill?

If you ain't got no Netflix or no chill, you're fucked. If she says yes, you're golden Pony Boy.

>>726872239
and here's a sterling example of an unhealthy mind frame with women

>>726871850
Bitches are dense, tell her straight up or fuck off, 90% of them are too fucking dumb to pick up on any hint you give, the other 10% will pretend they didn't get it so they can keep you permafreinded so they can benefit off you while giving you jack shit in return.

Tell her straight up, that we she can neither play stupid, nor actually use stupidity as excuse.