Waifu thread
Previous: >>726863831
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a heretic!
>>726867921
still here
Yo yo, I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
>Esdeath overreacts edition
>>726867921
>>726867797
>>726867797
ok?
a
Still here
>>726868009
He got over it shockingly fast
>>726868009
Esdeath mixes with the 8fags to form pure concentrated autism.
>>726867917
sadly I cannot, though I do play a little piano/keyboard
>>726867894
anything
hello how are you?
>>726868012
yep, just want to talk to someone
staying awake is hard
heyho ^=^
カラミチーマス
>>726868156
right you are the one who talked with piano holo
why girls get so leery when some guy gets obsessed with them over the internet?
>>726868156
Ehh. Just kind of watching thread. You?
>>726868168
You can sleep.
>>726867992
*licks hair*?
Rea are you around?
>>726868312
I think that isnt a good idea. It would taste like hair and would be a little weird dont you think?
>>726868194
Show butt
>>726868194
No trip, not real
>>726868168
DON LET DA WAID DEVIL WEEN
STAY WOKE
STAY STRONK
>>726868194
im in one of my creepy elated moods rn do you want me to go for now
>>726868156
about what?
>>726868168
Show ass!
>>726868461
>>726868439
it is me did a sperg of a human being pass by?
>>726868436
what does hair taste like?
I don't think it is weird.
>>726868194
do enemies scale up as you level up in this game like in elder scrolls?
>>726868604
Still no trip, but I'm thinking it is you now.
I'm not sure, I don't pay attention to who else you consider is less than human.
>>726868290
I could.
I'd rather not though.
>>726868472
I... I don't understand.
..Okay?
>>726868599
Nice dubs.
KYS.
>>726868290
sort of the same.
listening to music
>>726868583
anything
Hi what's up?
>>726868237
I suppose that may be me, I don't talk to him that much though :o
>>726868766
>>726868766
>what's up?
I hate work and see no career prospects due to my terrible grades and non existent networking skills.
>>726868672
It gets in your mouth makes you gag a little and then you grab it out of your mouth. I dont know some stranger licking your hair seems out there to me.
>>726868764
Why?
>>726868766
Ah thats a good time spender.
>>726868604
So are you the real one, or another fake?
>>726868829
I don't gag with that kind of stuff
too antsy
>>726868604
Does 523 mean anything to you?
Show butt.
>>726868980
I dont gag at all
Is the autism still strong in here tonight?
>>726868985
arent you tired? you shouldnt try to stay up longer than your body wants!
Kumiko is not a generic moe blob!
>>726869034
now that you're here it is
>>726868980
Well I do a little. You could do something else would probably be better.
>>726868983
Maybe go for a run?
>>726869018
try a dick
>>726868920
>>726868730
seems like bad bait. Think the 2b anon already left a while ago
>>726869034
Isn't it always?
>>726869114
Sweet
>>726869140
I'm glad I was able to make it worse according to the anon above!
>>726869118
comb it pull on it mess it then comb it back?
>>726869118
second time today ive received that advice
>>726869080
Kumiko a cute
>>726869184
you remember that one part in forest gump?
>>726868829
Because it's too early and i'd rather not totally screw my sleep schedule.
>>726869034
Not as strong as my love for you bb <3
>>726869080
fluffy hair
>>726869254
ha ha anon
>>726869171
I'm gonna have to disagree with that anon though
>>726867921
>>726869182
If you really wanted to focus that much on it I guess.
>>726869184
Ok maybe fap? I dont know just do something.
>>726869256
Oh. Im sorry. What will you do to keep yourself up?
>>726868822
:(
I suppose you are having a bad day then.
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>726868829
I guess I am also installing an os onto my laptop if that counts, it's less of a doing and more of a waiting type of thing.
It is.
>>726869412
Just stay awake and bitch about being tired. Lol
>>726869231
sorry for not replying last thread! I forgot I even posted and closed out of the thread.
an anon said she was a shitty generic moe blob last thread and it was very untrue and unkind.
>>726869307
only the fluffiest
>>726869449
>bad day
no, that implies its exclusive to that day...
>>726869449
Which os?
>>726869543
That always sucks.
>>726869412
any other place I should focus?
>>726869256
So it's non-existent?
>>726869369
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if, like yours, it's wrong
>>726869054
In my defense, I am getting ready, and I have no real obligations for tomorrow.
>>726869648
I dont know. Might get pretty weird.
>>726869656
Sorry sorry i misspoke.
>Not as strong as my love of bullying you bb <3
>>726869824
how weird
>>726869569
That's just untrue. If anyone from Euphonium is a moeblob it's Midori
>>726869584
:(
What are you up to?
>>726869634
Elementary OS
my laptop is shit so I need a minimalist os
>>726868604
I bet your Russian accent is absolutely beautiful <333
>>726869734
absolutely fair. is that supposed to be loveless rei?
>>726869867
That's pretty strong then
>>726869959
>What are you up to?
was playing nier automata, on an escort mission and they all died, so i rage quit, now im eating soup.
>>726869656
Are feelings based on wrongs opinions bad?
>>726869920
I dont really have people doing things to me ever.
>>726869959
That seems bad. Im sorry.
>>726870071
I really like bullying people. :^)
>>726868604
I assure you we're still here.
well this failed
>>726870110
What feelings based on which opinions
>>726870181
Everyone does. Especially you and shitty tsun bote
>>726870166
with that hair and those eyes you described
and that pale skin??
how the hell
>>726870062
Lol I think you meant to say "is it me or did a ..."
>>726870272
>shitty tsun bote
Uhhhhhh which one?
>>726870383
The latest one
>ywn overhear ikarous playing piano with the kids and walk in to watch them without them noticing
%,(
>>726870272
nvm sorry
>>726870383
Raw blink!
HGGRAAAAGG!
why is there another fake 2b
>>726870421
Iiiiiiii don't know who you're talking about.
>>726870456
wut
>>726870296
I dont talk to many people and im not that great.
>>726869990
I'm surprised that never actually crossed my mind.
How come you're here so oftenly lately? Not complaining, of course, just curious.
>>726870502
Seasonal waifu
There's bound to be more than 1 anon with a fresh boner for her
>>726870586
I like the twink that hangs around her
What did that sociopath do to my Esdeath?
>>726870076
I haven't played that.
Heard about it a bit on here.
What kind of soup?
>>726870166
I mean my computer is seemingly fine with this os. It's not terrible looking either.
QOTT: would you let your waifu do this to you for her sexual enjoyment?
>>726870570
another level of appreciation for a cool image! it seems i have grown fond of talking to certain people here
>>726870687
hey shes my gf show some respect
>>726870687
Hi sono.
>>726870706
I remember I had to make a bootable flash drive with a linux os on it to then install windows on this shitty laptop I had. Was not fun.
>>726870687
>my Esdeath
'scuse me?
>>726870586
they are talking about the piety pretender
>>726870551
well you should post a few pics of yourself somewhere
focusing on those things earlier
>>726870687
Esdeath is mine, thank you very much
>>726870440
Oh, okay. I was just curious
>>726870545
Kasumi
>>726871014
Thanks. Im pretty uncomfortable with posting that stuff though.
>>726871120
WHY!
you should be showing off at least those two things
>>726871104
>Kasumi
DDM? Not new at all
Also, better at getting bullied than bullying.
>>726870706
>What kind of soup?
maru chan , ramen
>>726871233
He likes to bully me
>DDM?
Claiming best girl
>>726871222
Its not something I like doing. I dont want to post that stuff.
>>726871316
Uhh, he used to claim Megumin, then switched to Amatsukaze and now to Kasumi.
The first time he switched, everyone started calling him Discount Megumin (dm) and now that he's done it again, i've taken to calling him discount discount megumin (ddm)
>>726871404
well that could land you some dates or even more
not in here
social media and stuff
>>726870722
I would be surprise if she didn't do that on our first date.
>>726870899
Who is?
>>726870935
Hi Tomo~
>>726870955
What? Am I in your way, Princess?
>>726871086
How much you want for him?
>>726871520
Oh. I didn't know they added a second discount to it
>>726870935
it doesn't sound it :o
>>726871242
I might go make some ramen myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4WA3mK3OD4
>>726871618
the """"sociopath""""
>>726871526
No no no no. Im staying away from that.
>>726871618
How are you?
>>726871618
I will always be his Dommy mommy
>>726871681
I also bought meat and beer to go along with it but i seem to forgot it at the store, so yeah...
>>726871747
>MFW I forgot an image
>>726871697
what a waste of a great color
VOTE JEFF
>>726871107 → #
VOTE JEFF
>>726871107 → #
VOTE JEFF
>>726871107 → #
VOTE JEFF
>>726871107 → #
DO IT
>>726871618
Nope.
Nope nope nope.
Nope.
Just didn't know that piece of information.
>>726871671
That's just me.
Because i want to bully him more.
>>726871681
Yeah hope you never have to.
>>726871884
I do not like those things.
Dubs and I get to eat waifu ass
>>726872064
fine
but still you could get a lot from that
even boobs you so much desire
>>726872110
git
going to bed cya
>>726871929
No
>>726872328
goodnight
>>726872120
I wouldnt get much. Would just be awkward.
>>726872328
Night.
>>726871671
<3
>>726871686
You like sociopaths now?
>>726871697
Pretty good~ a bit cold from walking outside. How is Tomoko? You're not planning on staying up all night are you?
>>726871747
>>726871747
>>726871804
does he already claim you as his dom?
>>726871986
I want to get as many pets as i can~
Almost all the Keions are here.
Still working on my punk rock album
>>726872451
psst try with brown girls
>>726872718
Hi
>>726871316
We all like to bully you.
>>726871774
how do you forget something in a store?
>>726872718
Yes, no matter how poorly I treat him, he returns to me
He knows his place
>>726872841
You don't think about it?
>>726868091
There you are! Been looking all over!
[spoiler]You seem really cool anon, can I add you on steam? Wanna talk more^^ [/spoiler]
>>726872718
Warm up a bit sono. Probably going to be up all night. I have trouble getting to sleep.
>>726872830
Why?
>>726872957
That works I guess
I'm going to make some ramen
>>726873036
well Asian then
they love blonds and blue eyes
>>726873145
I think thats a stereotype. Ive only dated one asian girl in high school for a bit. A friend from here said to try older ladies.
>>726869934
agreed ^^
>>726873393
go for brown
>>726872973
Sure, what games do you play?
>>726873474
Like arma, gmod n stuffs, really depends on my mood but making servers for games is really my favorite, you can add me on steam by simply searching Emmuuuu and add the top result ^^ What do you play anon?
>>726873445
Ive never really gone after anything.
>>726873692
Added, I play a bit of rocket league, dark souls, gta v, day of defeat source and some others
>>726873775
try before you go bald
>>726873838
That was you that added me anon?
Well, lost the battlecup. Piss poor captain drafting
>>726873858
Im not sure that would end well.
>>726874166
TRY!!!
Pathfinder status - killed a brain golem with a combination of liberal musket fire and a longbow crit.
>>726874317
You have a bit too much faith.
>>726874336
Conservative musket fire > Liberal musket fire
Claiming Toko Fukawa.
Did you miss me, guys?
Of course not.
>>726874640
I thought you were pretty chill.
>>726874336
In the end, a stick and a string is the strongest
>>726874640
friend yes
>>726874708
Awww, thank you!
>>726874477
you don't have to marry them
>>726874640
I did
>>726874866
Tell me about your waifu.
>>726874896
I know.
>>726874846
T-thanks, friend
>>726874640
Are you drunk again?
>>726874998
A-Are you being ironic or something?
>>726875241
no, just like the 2 or 3 times before
Here's my waifu.
>>726875050
where have you been friend?
>>726875027
well post more hair , or eyes maybe? one.
>>726875585
Give me your dynamite
>>726875724
I wont post my eye but I guess I could pm it.
Booty?
>>726874640
>pity me
>>726875904
Maybe some.
>>726875805
nice pic
Darling4life
>>726876081
I wish it was bigger.
>>726876177
I bet you do
Hello everyone.
>>726876257
Oh well. So no to the eye?
Hello all
>>726876476
Hi.
>>726876344
YES where to?
Who is shiroanon who added me on steam?
>>726876773
Shiro from Deadman Wonderland
Don't remember him?
>>726876596
Discord would be the easiest.
>>726876816
i remember him, i just didn't know who it was that added me
>>726876773
>>726877089
go away fat edgy underage pedophile
>>726876875
tempmail
[email protected]
>>726877219
Yea sorry i'll leave now
>>726877089
but that shiro goes by a different steam name
>>726877291
It's him
>>726877291
But I never added you on Steam before
>>726876557
Hows your life going?
>>726877291
Yuuuuuuuukiiiiiiii
>>726877465
>>726876170
Did someobe say darling
>>726877409>>726877409
I still know what your name is, it's on your discord
>>726877465
Heyo!
>>726877567
kek
>>726877633
No, snek
>>726877618
Hows tonight for you
>that big metal falcon that will be outside the new stadium
>>726877618
But i don't have you added on discord
>>726877863
but you have the steam account linked though discord
>>726877286
alright sent. sorry the camera is shit quality
>>726877465
It goes. You?
What's this discord everyone speaks about?
>>726877827
Get a better waifu
>>726878123
What? I'm so confused
>>726878294
Same...
>>726877827
When I see pictures of the roof of that stadium, the shape reminds me of one of the Crossfire board pieces.
>>726878139
Same i guess just hoping every day for that license to come through....
>>726878271
I do not understand. There is no better waifu.
>>726877827
Pretty good! Having a beer and chatting with friends. You?
>>726878333
Just accept my friend request then
I don't have you added on either steam or discord
>>726878355
Hopefully for you it does soon.
>>726878139
girly eyelashes
nice
looks really nice
that ring. lucky
>>726878391
Watching independence day and eating the food of my heritage
>>726878453
It needs to. I still get the feeling something is wrong and the dmv isnt telling me so they just keep it "on hold"
Mine.
>>726875117
Y-yeah, sorry
>>726878730
No need to be sorry. You should come around when you aren't too
I'm going to sleep now though, have a good night
>>726878674
The ring?
>>726878701
Nah the government is slow to do things is all.
>>726878783
Good night, anon!
>>726878844
I know, but thats why it wasnt here in 10 days...
>>726878701
Of your heritage?
>>726879032
It wouldnt be there for another 5 anyways.
>>726879087
Oh. thank you and glad you like them.
>>726879226
Now its been another 5 tbh
>>726879162
I am greek. I had gyros.
>>726879032
Gubmint at all levels is slow, but be ready to call as soon as it passes the full 15 days. In many cases it's sitting on someone else's desk/email/etc. at that point.
>>726879375
Great any day now.
tomo
>>726878355
Fucking an alien is basically beastiality
>>726879442
>>726879403
Unless there's an actual problem and its on hold again....
>>726879616
Only if you're an autist
>>726879702
Which you are, wanker
>>726879375
Oh nice, don't think I've had gyros before
>Yuuki
>>726879226
I did
they are nice
>>726879827
Just as long as you dont want to lick them heh.
>>726879813
Lamb meat?
>>726879808
Let me rephrase only if you are a full blown non functioning autist
>>726879956
Yep, never had that before
>Yuuki
>>726879702
In that case you still need to talk to someone there. If there is a problem, most of the time they aren't gonna put contacting you as high priority unless you reach out to them first.
Just telling you as both a government worker, and as someone who has had a lot of experience with having to deal with them from local to federal for both work and personal purposes.
And gyros are awesome, whether beef or lamb. A good tzatziki always helps too, especially if the meat is a bit dry.
>Houki
>>726879954
thought about it
but I don't think you'd like that
>>726880253
You just want to lick everything huh?
>>726880019
It's quite delicious
>>726880038
I alreafy went and talked to them and they said they resubmitted it and it went through this time...im just hoping there isnt a problem in Mississippi i dont know about that's causing it all.
>>726874481
Literal and only correct use of liberal, both barrels at the same time.
>>726874743
No, if I had rolled better with the musket it would have gone from max of 24 (bow) to a max of 96 (musket)
Pathfinder guns are broke as fuck.
>Rory-sama
>>726880349
what could go wrong apart from a bad taste for a while
>>726879956
Exactly, you are this.
>>726880539
I wouldnt sit still for something like that.
>>726880693
If i was i wouldnt be capable of speech or text
>>726880734
so you'd like that too?
>>726880479
Here's to hoping you don't have anything you forgot about. Every now and then I get calls from police in podunk towns or out of state looking for information on particular individuals since they had information that they were doing some sort of food business in Dallas. At that point they need contact info to serve papers or track them down for old tickets and whatnot.
>Houki
>>726881068
No I dont think I would enjoy that.
>>726881172
I mean ive had exactly 1 ticket ever in my life and its been paid.
>>726881183
from the outside?