Story time /b/ hopefully you'll take some knowledge from

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After a few days I noticed she wasn't in any trouble as our pedo problem makers were dealt with and I'd pretty much told everyone else she's underage so I stopped chaperoning her. The problem came when she started coming up to me. If I was on the field for a long time she'd bring me water when I stepped off. If I went back to camp she would follow me. Kind of weird having a 15 y/o girl following you everywhere. She was really interested in hearing about my life and my opinions. It became very obvious that she had become fond of me. As I'm not a pedo I found this unsettling but my twisted mind created an opportunity.

I started training her more and stayed off the field for a day or two. I taught her not only the inner workings of the sport but a mentality as well. I told her to be strong, independent and never be afraid to be different. When the week was over we had to part ways. Her eyes were brimming with tears when I had to leave. She later added me on FB and we stayed in communication. Her family life was awful and she had no male role model to teach her good values. I took it upon myself to try to help make her world a little brighter. From the beginning I told her that we could never do anything lewd and that's not what I wanted. She agreed and referred to me as her mentor from then on out.

Over the years she changed so much. Bits of her entitled millenial personality started to disappear. She started to get involved with skills and hobbies that usually men get into like firearms, hunting and mechanics. A few years ago she went to a snowboarding tournament and took 2nd which was amazing. She became so strong, independent and different. It was like a little grooming, some positive affirmation and praise could change everything about someone. I'd never thought all these years ago she would grow up so much and actually become what I groomed her to be. A strong woman. This would ultimately be my downfall.

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You see in the beginning I wanted to groom her. I saw the potential in her to be a great woman for a great man. Unfortunately I thought myself to be that great man. I thought that with the distance between us and me not being a clingy shit would make her grow up and forget about me. We all know how it goes with long distance relationships. This didn't happen though. She became more attached as she got older. I know she's had boyfriends and always has a new one. It's not like I told her not to date. On the contrary I actually told her to go out and date people. When she tried to pull this "you're the only man I love" shit when she was 16 I told her to grow up and date a guy. So she did. Through it all though she's still attached to me so hard. What's even worse is I've dated as well and have been in a 3 year committed relationship that's going south real fast.

In 6 months she turns 18. She's been hinting that she wants to change the dynamic. She's been asking me different questions and treating me differently. The whole ebb and flow we use to have is now changing because I think she's viewing me differently. I'm 8 years older than her and that makes it really weird. Things have never gotten lewd and never will but I feel like she wants it to once she's 18. The main thing she's talking about right now is all the money she'll be getting once she graduates from her family to go travel and that she's going to be coming here first. The shitty thing is I live with my girlfriend and she's already told me she won't play nice. No chance of a Three's Company here.

So here I am /b/ painting myself into a corner with time running out. I've got an 18 y/o girl who in every way has been groomed to be perfect for me and my girlfriend of 3 years of hard work. In 6 months she'll be coming here to see me and meet my roommates. I've never been more terrified in my life.
What do I do?

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>>726868053
Fuck off kike.

>>726867765
No sport is played inside of a tent aside from professional ass stuffing you gigantic turbofaggot.

>>726868186
No the degenerate shit happened in tents not the sport you mong.

>>726868235
Make this sport or fuck off you cum guzzling sodomite

>>726868428
*name

>>726868428
I don't want to drag their name through the mud anymore than I already have in the past.

It was a full contact medieval combat society.
>INB4 LARP/Amtgard
The difference between us and them is we beat the shit out of each other instead of roleplaying.

You break with up your girl you said its going south anyways. Otherwise that 18 y/o will come over, there will be a huge fight and you'll say I have feelings for both of you I cant deny that or some gay shit and then your current gf will leave you right there. Either way youre gonna end up with this 18 y/o just one way isnt as rough.

>>726868624
>I started training her more and stayed off the field for a day or two.
>we beat the shit out of each other instead of roleplaying

OP beat the shit out of a 15 y/o grill... For two days straight...

>>726868624
>muh HEMA
>muh SCA
FAG

>>726869043
I've put in so much work though. I can't just throw that all away.
>Either way youre gonna end up with this 18 y/o just one way isnt as rough
How so? I don't understand how I don't have a choice. I've still got time.
I quite like how my life is right now and don't want to watch it get out of control again.
>>726869078
Damn right. What have you done with your life lately?
>>726869120
Be mad.

>>726869259
No one believes you. You are obese and have greasy cheeto fingers toy fag larping fuck

>>726867765
Tell your current gf to fuck off and go for the girl you've been grooming you pedo faggot. It's not a difficult choice to make, you're just wanting approval and someone to tell you what you already know.

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>>726869582
If I knew what to do I wouldn't be asking you faggots that haven't even seen a woman.

I'm freaking out man.
This is what happens when plans go too well.

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add me in the screencap

>>726870297
I don't think it's that good honestly.

>>726869900
So you're just here to shitpost and feel bad about yourself, make a decision and stick to it.

>>726870297
Not yet. OPs autism must be further groomed to fruition

>>726870297
No faggot. I deliberately leave cunts like you out.

>>726869900
checked
do it, youve done no wrong so far. break it off with your current gf and let it happen

>>726870425
>make a decision
>literally a thread asking what to do
You can't be this retarded.
>just here to shitpost and feel bad about yourself
Like you're not doing that right now.
>>726870568
>done no wrong so far
For real? I've heard nothing but the opposite from everyone else I've talked to about this.

>>726870878
We've told you what to do and you're still being a whiny cunt.

>>726870995
It can't be that simple. I've been racking my brain for weeks over this problem and it can't just be that simple.

I live with her. She has nowhere else to go.
What do I do then?

>>726871113
Kick the bitch out and fuck the kid!

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>>726871504
Seems so awful to do something like that to someone you care about though.

>>726870878
People say the opposite irl because they are used to the you with the bitch girlfriend. Maybe you do enjoy your life the way it is now, but later you will regret not giving the young girl a chance. If you can forgive yourself after letting her slip through you fingers, then go ahead and let things be the way they are and dont make it sexual, but if you even consider changing things to be with the girl, you already know thats what you want and just need approval.

>>726871113
It is that fucking simple, your gf sounds like a bigger cunt then you are and having this obsessive younger girl around will only drive a wedge in your relationship. Pick the one you like more and go for it.

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>>726871855
>People say the opposite irl because they are used to the you with the bitch girlfriend.
>later you will regret not giving the young girl a chance
>If you can forgive yourself after letting her slip through you fingers, then go ahead

Way to put things in perspective anon.
I've really not made a decision which is why I came here. I knew that the normies I hang around wouldn't be much help but I really didn't want to come here with this.
>It's not my blog

Thanks for the perspective.

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>>726872084
>Pick the one you like more and go for it.
That's the problem. One I've had living with me for 3 years the other I've only talked to online for the most part.

Younger girl seems to have a brighter personality.
My girlfriend has dealt with my shit everyday for 3 years.

>>726871712
Fucking threesome then. Fuck I don't know. Just take someone's advice and fucking stick with it.

>>726872638
That's the point of this thread you fucking mong. I'm not just going to take the advice of one person I'm going to get multiple points of view and multiple pieces of advice. That way I don't go into this half caulked and irrational.
>Fucking threesome then
I could only dream.

MODS prune this thread as I am finished with it.

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Fondle the child. Godspeed anon

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>>726873482
She's not a child anymore though.

>>726873346
No, I'm going to keep bumping it.

>>726873774
Fuck off I'm deleting it.
If she saw this shit she'd hang me when she gets home.

>>726867988
>I had just paid her way across 3 states to get here
>Shes 18 soon
>Fuck my girlfriend of 3 years amiright?

This just sounds like a bad idea anon, keep your girlfriend

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FUCK I CAN'T DELETE THE THREAD!
>>726873967
I think you're mixing things up here. I had a gf before I met this younger girl that broke up with me.
I paid her to go across 3 states.
Then younger girl.
Then my new gf.


I'm going to shit up this thread since I can't delete it.

my bumps mean nothing

disregard this thread

>>726873894
>>726874391
Bump

post killing this bitch

>>726874472
no

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>>726874485
NO STOP IT!

>>726874558
yes
no posting anymore

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>>726874564

prune this thread

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>>726874677

delet

It has to die

Does your gf browse /b/ or are you just being a faggot?

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>>726874878
Yes she browses. She usually comes home to lurk for about an hour which is why I'm killing it.
>She could be in this thread right now
>or on her phone lurking

>>726874878
I'm just being a faggot

WE

WUZ

KANGZ

N

Bumping for OP's girl to see

SHIET!

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>>726875085
NO!
GO AWAY!

CANT

STUMP

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TRUMP!

MODS PLZ

PRUNE THIS FUCKING THREAD

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keep it alive anons

>>726875148
I won't faggot. Unless you go balls deep in that sweet sweet 18 y/o pussy

>>726874962
You should just talk her and deal with it, you're going to have to sort this out eventually.

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YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH ME SUFFER DON'T YOU?!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>726875322
No go away. Leave me to my sad thread.
>>726875345
GO AWAY
O

A
W
A
Y

>>726875384
Yeah in like 6 months. Fuck you man just get out of the thread.

>>726867765
Dude check it.

You have the SAFE, but FAILING choice: stay with the chicken you've known three years because it's easy and you know she'll stick around. This would largely be considered the "sensible" option.

You also have the "fuck my whole life let's throw caution to the wind" choice. Break up with 3 yr long gf and dive headfirst into 18 yr old snatch. Will it end in catastrophe? Will you alienate all your friends and family in the process? Or will you find true, everlasting love and happiness? Who knows? Do you want to take the chance?

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shitposting

>>726875385
No faggot. We want to watch you profit from barely legal snatch but you're too beta to do it!

>>726875527
Fuck autocorrect, clearly I meant CHICK not chicken.

>>726875527
Both are awful.
>>726875599
>profit
??????

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I CAN'T SHITPOST HARD ENOUGH TO KILL THIS THREAD

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>30 minutes to kill a thread
I CAN DO IT!

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THIS THREAD MUST COMMIT SUDOKU!

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YOUR WAIFU A SHIT!

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NORMIES GET OUT!!!
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just turn off my lights fam.

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WHY DID I THINK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???!!!!

>>726875523
No, you got yourself into this situation now you have to deal with it.

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SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM!

>>726875711
Fuck it. I can't even deal with this shit any more.
Sage

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>>726876132
FUCK OUT MY THREAD STOP POSTING!

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>>726876176
SAGE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD!

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>>726874677
This is fantastic

As for OP why not both? When see comes to visit you can feel out the vibe. Lead with how you're miserable in your current relationship blah blah blah. If it feels right kick out the old and move in the new. Fucking simple.

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Check em.
Just for good measure.

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>>726876245
>why not both
My current gf has already made it plainly clear she won't play nice with anymore girls after I fucked my ex in our old apartment to show her boyfriend he was a cuck.
>They're still together

I'm a piece of shit human being that doesn't deserve to be happy.

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DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD!

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WHY AREN'T MODS PRUNING THIS SHIT THREAD?!

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I JUST WANT OUT

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SHIT
FUCKING
POSTING

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>20 minutes

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I WON'T GO DOWN LIKE THIS

high level autism

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SAGE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS!

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>>726876824
YES EXACTLY!
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD SAGE!

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STOP BUMPING MY SAD THREAD!

I LEGITIMATELY WANT THIS THREAD TO DIE!

PLEASE JUST PRUNE IT

PRUNE THREAD
R
U
N
E

T
H
R
E
A
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TRI-FORCE
  ▲
▲ ▲

NOW PRUNE!

>>726877123
STOOOOPP!!!!!

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HOW THE HELL DOES A THREAD WHERE THE OP ACCOUNTS FOR MOST OF THE POSTS STAY SO LONG?!!!!

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SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

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

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JEWS DID 9/11

NO NO NO!!!!
SAGE AS HARD AS YOU CAN!

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SAGE
GOES IN ALL FIELDS

You should try being less of a faggot.

FUCKING KIKES STAY OUT OF MY THREAD

>>726877523
SEE >>726877523

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KILL THIS THREAD

>>726877575
See my own post? Yes I made it faggot.

>10 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONOO!!!!!!!

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>>726877661
SEE >>726877661

FUCK I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO KILL THIS

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KILL IT

OH SHIT I MIGHT BE HOMELESS AND ALONE TONIGHT AND I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON

I FUCKED UP BAD

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JUST FUCKING PRUNE IT ALREADY THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING TO SEE HERE

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>726877165
Bumpity bump bump

OH SHIT MY PHONE!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111111

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>>726878018
GTFO
T
F
O

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>5 MINUTES

SHIT SHIT SHIT NO NO NO YOU FAGGOTS SCREWED ME

Here she comes. OP is going to lose both pussies because horny 18 y/o groomee won't fuck him in his cardboard box when gf kicks him out

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>>726878304
FUCK YOU MAN THAT'S NOT FUNNY

We're having a talk when I get home

>>726878357
Actually, it's kekworthy

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>>726878406
That's not funny anon.

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I was gonna become an organ donor after death but if I die with my sides like this I won't be of much use

>>726878599
Neither is you thinking you could come here for anonymity about your little puedo fling. I'm in the car and I'm on my way home. You're sleeping outside if I'm feeling generous. I can't even right now.

DIE DIE DIE

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>>726867765
This is fucking autistic from what I read, god you're a faggot, OP.

TL;DR

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>>726878821
THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL!

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>>726878836
It shall never die, for torture in hell is eternal.

WHY WON'T THIS DIE?!
WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE JOINING?!
WHY?!

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I HAVE ACCEPTED MY FATE
I'M GOING TO JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

I FUCKING HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

>>726879129
Cry baby bitch stop wasting time and kill yourself

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lic0oCDMfwk

Bumping for teh lulz.

Bumping in hopes OP kills himself live

Is OP kill?

Almighty Kek, make this thread epic

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>>726879987
no

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>>726880699
checked

digits obtain

I'm guessing OP is busy trying to distract his gf in the hope that the thread will die before she gets to read it. Or he has become an hero already.

Bumping because fuck OP for being a colossal pussy and a fuckwit

>>726881387
Hopefully he's busy googling how to tie a noose

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>>726881387
I'm distracting her and phone posting for now.

So shut the fuck up in here.

>>726882168
Link her to thread.

b b b b bump

OP clearly you want to be with the 18 year old. If you were happy with your current gf you would not be thinking bout this so heavily. Time invested in your current relationship isn't enough of a reason to stay. Your heart isn't there it's going to get worse not better. Its not end of the world to break up with someone you live with, and go your separate ways. Follow your heart trust me on this. I wasted time staying in relationships my heart wasn't in. You're not doing her or yourself any favors.

>>726882339
Hell no I'm successfully distracting her from her laptop.

>>726882471
Also... fresh 18 y/o pussy v stale old pussy you've fucked a hundred times.

>>726882168
Oh I'm sorry, did you not want this thread bumped so that you could get away with being a bellend?
Please, forgive me, it won't happen again

Hi, I'm your gf and your distractions end here

>>726882493
Once this thread dies I'm making a new one with screen caps of this thread. I'm going to keep reposting them until your gf eventually sees it.

>>726868186
Kek

>>726882983
You're doing God's work, Anon.

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>>726882983
You don't have that kind of dedication you fat NEET.

>>726882493
>dating 3 years
>living together

OP it's only a matter of time before she's bugging you for a ring.

>>726882723
You're just mad because you don't got 2 hoes.
>1 for my dick and one for my bros

>>726883333
Quads have spoken.

OP is the biggest faggot IV ever seen on /b

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>>726883333
Delete this get

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How was your day anon?

wanna talk about it?

getting drunk atm

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>>726883294
Really? Don't I?

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bump

>>726883426
ahahahahah
Try harder faggot

Did OP an hero yet?

>>726883596
>>726883294
you just challenged him kek

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> OH MY.

What type of fucking shit storm did I just walk into, wooh, OP you have to realize, the /b/ mods don't want to help you, they want to watch you squirm.

You're one big fag being lighted extra hot!

They'd rather lose their sides than you.

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>>726884671
On phone so I won't be able to put them all together nicely but I'm definitely going to keep this alive, other anons are welcome to do their part.

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>>726867765

Took a record of this post.

You tried to crash this thread with no survivors, think again.

>>726885537
On computer here. Tell me how and I will do Kek's work.
>inb4 newfag can't screencap

OP your behaving like you're the first man to fuck an underage woman at an SCA event...grow up

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>>726867765
You tried to delete the first thread by hand didn't you. I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've heard on Reddit wasn't very smart. You were asking to have the /b/ mods laugh at you.

Hell, I don't think you're even cut out to be an Anon in the first place, you tend to give anyway to much info about yourself, that's more of a Facebook technique.

But at the end of the day, this was some pretty fancy side killing...

You're pretty good.

>>726885863
Should be alt+f12 then post it into paint or Photoshop, if that doesn't work ask google.

>>726885537
>>726885693
Keep up the good work anons, you make us proud.

>>726885950
got a keyboard?
hit print screen then paste into mspaint
noob

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>Mfw this thread.

>>726869259
>all that work
Relationships aren't a series of time considerations, dude. If you're not it right for each other it will I will end eventually; for some people this is after years or decades of unhappy marriage.

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KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE VIA SAL THE GOD

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HAIL

>>726886122
Found an extension, but saved image is over the 2mb limit. I'll be back

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DASTARDLY OMEGA SAL INBOUND

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Testing to see if this works. Bear with me anons

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Fuck these captcha

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>>726867765
You wanted to crash this thread with no survivors, but we brought friends.

Maybe the /b/ mods are thinking why they would prune a thread before losing their sides.

We're /b/ig guys, for you OP...

> for you.

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>>726887520
YES MY CHILD!

Do we want whole thread anons?

>OP is British

>>726887520
Yep, works. May this be a start to a long career in screenshots.

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>BIG FUCKEN' LEZ INBOUND CUNTS

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>>726883596
>>726885537
>>726885693
>>726887520
>>726887604
>>726887651

>I pour my heart out and confide in /b/ then get turned into a tragedy meme

This is retribution from kek for all my indiscretions in this place.

>>726887917
No, it's because you're being such a faggot.

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>>726887917
OP heading over to his 18 year old girl.

>>726869259
Think about it like this: do you plan on marrying your current girlfriend? Seeing as you said that it's going south, probably not. You've literally crafted the girl that is perfect for you, and in a few short months she will reach the legal age of consent, and she's already hinting at a romantic interest in you. If I where you, I'd drop your current girlfriend before the perfect girl gets there and ask her out once she turns 18, but TAKE IT SLOW. If you fuck her right on her birthday there's a good chance you won't ever again. Relationships that take longer to develop usually last longer.

roughly 35 more images of faggotry inbound /b/ros

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OP SHUT DOWN YOUR WIFI ROUTER WITHOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOTICING TO BUY TIME

Bump cause fuck op

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I'll help you out OP

Sage

Is anyone still here? Do you want the rest?

>>726890059
Spotted the newfag

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Legit OP here. If you would refer back to my earlier posts you'd know I can tri-force unlike most faggots here.
  ▲
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I'll even give you a showy one just for keks.
>  ▲
>▲ ▲

The show's over and the crisis is averted. She has gone to bed.
>>726888637
Best advice in this thread and you've given me a lot to think about.
I'll take some time to reflect on things I've learned in this thread and the advice given.

>>726867765
larping. you went full contact larping.

>>726890389
Keep it up Anon!

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If you don't take the chance with the groomed chick she's going to drop you. The dynamic will not stay the same and you'll either date her or lose her as a friend.

Take the chance, or don't. You'll regret not trying it.

>>726890063
YES

She's really not went to bed. You are just wanting this thread to die before she sees it

>>726890905
Does she also go on /b/?

>>726890905
I'm going to post a few screenshots when this thread dies, I'll do this for the next few days.

>>726890975
Yes he said she does every night

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Op fucked himself over, Stop crying like a little bitch when you asked for it.

>>726891253
Oooh boy, you're gonna learn how to take it like a man tonight when she sees this.

GOOD NIGHT OP.

That's all for now anons

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Some selections from the end of the thread

>>726892834
Thanks Anon, I'll see a compilation of this beautiful thread and know, that I was there.

> Thank you.

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Fuck even /b/ thinks I'm horrible.
I need to rethink my life.

>>726892961
And mods didn't do shit.
Thanks moot.

>>726892961
We don't think you're horrible. Just a pussy

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Bump

Hey, what anime is that in the 3rd gif?

>>726894107
Reverse image search you pleb ass plebian.

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>>726867988
choose the expiring loli

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>>726895073
daily reminder everyoene save the screenshot of this thread and post them until ops gf sees and cuts his cock off thk

>>726896727
Don't worry. I'll be back soon to post them all again

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>>726897172
No you won't.