Waifu thread
Previous: >>726851830
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a heretic!
>>726857495
Probably because it's true.
And who else bullies you?
>>726857626
I know i know. I was just teasing you.
>>726857692
Lol.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Still here.
>>726856113
Truly, for being a lolicon is indeed not a wild perversion, but a subtle, beautiful thing.
>>726856287
>not having at least 9 letters displaying your love
Pathetic.
>>726856907
...you're gonna have some toast and salad make you last 8 days?
>used or clean
What's my business wearing clean pantsu? I'm not a girl.
>>726857692
Are you the one still claiming Homu in the Discord btw?
>>726857372 (Louise)
How much would you pay for a new Virtual Boi?
I FUCKING BURNED THE PIZZA AAAAAA
>>726856646
You know it!
>>726857836
Zoz.
>>726857930
I dunno, probably not tooo much..
Also, you can post your waifu if you want, I know it's you.
>>726857934
I used to burn pizza all the time, way back in the day before we had usb sticks.
>>726857761 (Louise?)
Can understand that. I find 8/10 of the figures I've seen too lewd, and the rest just look... off.
>>726857836
Why do people tease me.
>>726857626
>
still here
and
>>726857579
Ah well thats good.
>>726858018
I only want to talk to you.
Hello
>>726857836
Some people
>>726858060
I know exactly what you mean.
But, I'm still gonna order one or two sliiightly questionable ones
>>726858224
Will people talk to you if you post your waifu?
>>726858155
Bretty gay
Ram is mine! <3
>>726857911
I left all discord groups except Karen's.
>>726858155
Good try, but Raphiel is on the left if you are facing in the same direction as they are.
>>726857911
I mean, really, who isn't fond of small girls?
Besides dudes who idolize MILFs for some reason?
>Misaki claimed
>>726857260
Truly, I didn't exactly find Oreimo perfect, but I wouldn't say it was unenjoyable.
I have a bit of a bias to the kuudere trope so I preferred Ruri overall though, though it's a bit of close race.
>>726857911
No, that's just what I had today, I have uel for some more toast and some fruit and veggies to last me for the rest.
Irrelevant, I am wearing a clean pair right now.
>>726857934
Good job
>>726856894
>Drinks
I STILL wouldn't put those on top of them. Bad juju doin that.
>>726857626
Eh?
>>726858155
Because it's fun.
>>726858327
Hoh? Like who? I could start throwing out random guesses? But then i might accidentally summon them :^)
claimed
>>726858412
yes let us all love little girls....
>wanting an underdeveloped weakling
>adult women protective and developed
but hey its your choice anon
>>726857911
My name is literally an instant noodle soup. How complex can it be?
>>726858342
Yes, want to see?
>>726858494
Maybe one is already here :^)
カラミチーマス
>>726858412
>small girls
Absolutely disgusting
>>726858691
Nah, not if you don't want to
>>726858425
They're both fine girls, and I didn't enjoy the anime as much, but it was fun to watch
I say this to everyone, but read the novel if you're interested enough, the anime leaves out a painfully large amount of story, so much I honestly think there could have been a 3rd season, but I'll stop there, because I can tell I'm able to ramble
>>726858787
Thank you...
Body doesn't want to stay awake anymore, goodnight everyone!
>>726858342
As long as the questionable ones remain a minority, I think it's all good.
>>726858625
I can fend for myself, so I'd rather have a cute smoll girl.
You really make it sound like what you need is a big burly man.
>>726858625
I don't think you have room to criticize people's fetishes
>>726858833
I meant about to ramble, but you get the point hopefully.
>>726858851
Sure, it's no big deal.
>>726858942
Of course! Louise must remain pure.
Good night
claiming stefan
I don't care if he's not a real anime character, but there is a fine line between 2-D women and 3-D black rappers.
>>726858950
MEGALUL
>>726858942
no I want strong non useless woman not a weak subhuman
>>726858625
>>726858782
>>726858942
Goodnight.
>>726858996
I'm not home atm anyway so I have to used thumbnails.
Anyway how long as you been collecting consoles?
>>726859005
That's a 3D claim I can respect, JimmyA.
>>726858833
Checking out source material is not something I've done religiously, but since you're mentioning it, I'll make a mental note of it.
How's things?
>>726858382
Oh thank god, for a second there I feared a level of heresy beyond comprehension.
Could you ask him to invite me, or is it coterie?
>>726858412
They all got mommy issues, just like those who like cow titties.
I'm sorry your mum didn't let you nibble on her tats, but please grow up ffs!
>>726858425
Oh boi, what a feast...
>clean pair
If you're wearing it, it's not clean anymore. Please put in on your head immediately.
>>726858658
Instant noodles are great once in a while!
Low cost, low effort, low value and... okay, I get your point now.
>>726859127
Few years I suppose, but I'm really slowing down now. No spare cash.
>>726859443
But boobs are cool
>>726858347
THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES ON THE GARFIELD TOY AAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>>726858382
Goddamnit ;~;
>>726858494
How is bullying fun.
>>726857771
Americans need to read this now! http://www.ipanon.com
>>726859524
My brother has a brand new Xbox One, PS4 and Wii and he never lets me play with them...
He just want to collect.
My other brother has a brand new Nintendo he never opened and it's really cool
You should wrap them in plastic though to be on the safe side
>>726859443
Yeah, didn't have to lay it out like that, I'm sure people would have gotten there on their own.
>>726859703
underage b&
also these threads are cancer.
sage
>>726859703
So does mine, but with a Switch instead of a Wii.
I have a Wii, and a WiiU, so i'm not stressin about those..
I actually sort of need a new genny, atari, and NES. My Genesis is reallllyyyy iffy to play on, same with my NES, and my atari seems broken
>>726858297
no one says hi to the best claimer ;-;
>>726859443
Is that an order? I could. Never thought of it actually.
>>726859397
Triple six, five, forked tongue!
>>726859443
It's a somewhat closed group of elites but I like you and we do want a bigger crew since it has been dying slowly, I'll see what I can do.
Now I wish I was on the other discords just to PM you, they served me well as contacts list.
>>726859101
>Sub human
Just because certain girls aren't your preference doesn't mean they don't have a right to exist
>>726859101
2b is a weak girl who wants to be controlled
>>726859976
This makes me sad...
>>726860138
they make finding my women harder and also what are they good for if they cant even fight?
>>726859926
YOU"RE A WHITE MALE!
>>726859948
Oho you have an original Genesis? Now I'm jealous. Is there any way for you to fix them up?
>>726859101
see>>726859443
>>726859304
How's things? Well, I'm feeling pretty tired from last night, and I've got work about 2 hours, but aside from that I'm feeling pretty relaxed
But being unable to find new Kirino art is distressing somewhat
How about yourself?
>>726859633
I'm really running low on ideas after the dick grater thing
>>726860275
This is what a true man wants right here, you go girl
>>726858297
Hi anon! ^^
whoa
>>726860275
They're good for those of us that want a decent woman
>>726860432
What's up Ram?
>>726860298
hey if you want a weak girl who cant do jack shit then whatever
>>726860289
I fixed up my NES when I first bought it, but..I don't think I can fix it or anything else any more.
hi
m a r c e l i n e < 3
>>726860458
a decent women? one who cant fight does nothing but hide behind you and ask to be fucked in the ass wow what a catch
Made a fucking sweet bassline for my song. Now I need to write the lyrics.
>>726860275
because men are the natural born fighters you nigger
>>726860134
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>726860482
There, there, Tyrone. I'm sorry you grew up without a mother
Or a father
>>726860585
how often do you need someone who can fight
>>726859575
Elaborate.
>>726859763
Nah, don't worry, it fits your husbando very well.
>>726859988
To be honest I'd do it right now if I had any. They are made to be comfortable and snug, while also stylish, and they even have handy air holes for the warmer season and usage indoors.
Really need to get me some as well.
>>726860134
Can't be that elitist if they let a heretic join.
>but I like you
Awwww :3 ~~~
Hit me up at Shiro#1123.
>>726860298
>[Issues intensified]
>>726860509
You should really wrap it up in plastic...
>>726860718
It's just dust.
>>726860179
me too
>>726860481
Nothing quite, enjoying the thread, what about yourself?
>>726860585
A decent women doesn't exist.
Nothing is decent.
>>726860585
So you're saying I should hide behind a woman?
That's not very honorable
>>726860785
What about the moister in the air?
>>726860585
why are you with someone as small and weak as 2b?
>>726860689
I would defend Tomoki, but a) It actually does fit him rather well, and b) he's not my husbando.
>>726860652
Cool. What kind do you think it will be?
>>726860689
I like them and want to do things to them.
>>726860653
please go die in a whole somewhere not all of us want a weakling
>>726860680
I had both and they sucked
>>726860683
doesn't matter I want her to be able to hold me down
>>726860914
should a women hide behind you?
>>726860963
I live in the desert, so..
>>726861165
men are naturally stronger than women
>>726860847
Don't be sad!
>>726860863
Finished eating some tacos, now I'm playing guitar!
>>726861165
Should she?
Probably not
Can she?
Yes, to an extent
>>726861314
im going to leave
>also go burn your family alive
>>726861293
The moister from your breathing I mean. My brother wrapped his NES in one of those vacuum bags because of it.
>>726861165
Yes, I want a woman to hide behind me
I don't want her getting shot in a bad situation.
>>726861444
It's...almost definitely okay
>>726861440
I don't think his family is Jewish.
Claiming best girl
Claim
>>726861165
normal woman =/= weakling
>>726861431
Ooh awesome! Wish I could play.. Can only sorta play a bass ;~;
>>726861541
Say goodbye to all your hard work...
>>726861698
:o
>>726861051
I think he does put in some effort, actually. After all he's in the soccor club.
>Avatarfag
Well I guess it does say Avatarthread in the title.
>>726861158
Elaborate way more specific.
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>>726860689
Plus, they reek of sex. Pretty nifty.
Come up with an excuse to say to the cashier for when you go and buy them.
>>726860423
You mean not being able to?
Nothing really to report, I guess there's the medical issue that has recently come up, but nothing too bad.
>>726861877
Goodbye, all my hard work!
>>726861894
o:
>>726862040
Nigga wrap it up lmao
how did you know it was me?
>>726861899
Wait, so now you're defending him when I wouldn't?
You're an odd one, Shiro
>>726861431
you're not sad anymore right?
>>726861847
That's fine, just play a simple rhythm and we got ourselves a band!
>>726862141
No longer sad!
>>726862107
You have a pretty distinctive speech pattern.
2B Is a fucking slut and no one should talk to her she is a lier and a fucking bitch
>>726862274
What's it like?
>>726862275
Somebody is pretending to be Edgedeath again
>>726861899
It feels weird to go into details you know that.
>>726862275
why
>>726862275
She is and you deserve better.
rei-sama and shiro are talking about sex toys
>>726862260
Yeah ^^ got that down!
>>726862275
That's it.
Channel your inner anger. Do something destructive.
>>726862392
I dunno...It's very you. Sorry I can't be more clear.
Also, I'm glad we can talk like this
>>726862260
ok im also not sad anymore then
I'm watching you faggots...
the fucking slut played me and im going to end her fucking life im going to Novosibirsk, Russia and im going to find her and kill her the subhuman slut bag of garbage
>>726862496
Nothing wrong with that.
>>726862275
>mfw this post
https://youtu.be/yNLg0HUXjTo
>>726862631
oh god it's esdeath im in
>>726862542
I'm glad too because I never get to bother you as much as I want~
So what's next for your collection?
>>726862631
What happened?
>>726862618
Still alcoholic?
>>726862530
What kind of music do you like to play?
>>726862583
Good!
>>726862191
:0
>>726862690
im going to find her I promise imgoing to burn her with a hot iron im going to destroy all of russia to kill her
>>726862631
Send her to Hell, Esdeath.
>>726862759
>social situation goes wrong for esdeath
>asks why
It's pretty fucking obvious
>>726862768
Only on the days I drink
>>726862812
Put her ugly head on s pike.
>>726862748
You don't bother me, though.
A figure. Next paycheck I'm getting another Louise.
Every other paycheck I buy myself one nice thing.
Piety - Today at 8:41 PM
I don't want to own you.
Esdeathy - Today at 8:41 PM
why...
Piety - Today at 8:42 PM
I'm not even dominant ^=^
Esdeathy - Today at 8:42 PM
what
Piety - Today at 8:42 PM
Yeah, i was just pretending.
Esdeathy - Today at 8:42 PM
oh
ok
do you plan on staying in waifu?
do you even kill animals
are you even a girl?
Piety - Today at 8:43 PM
Yes
yes
yes
But dominant? nah
i wasnt on waifu for you
pls
Esdeathy - Today at 8:44 PM
then why did you even bother with me
>>726862796
I just can play a few NOFX intros, nothing special ^^
>>726862679
it is...unexpected!
>>726862883
Huh, been a while since I last saw you
read it all of it soak it in im going to burn her face off I want to see it turn to fucking liquid
>>726862128
He's a pretty nice guy, and he cares for his sister, even if he'd rather hang out with this bros.
Discussions are useless if everyone has the same opinion.
>>726862422
Embrace your love, channel it and show the world!
>do you even kill animals
>>726862996
I really want one of my waifu but I can't find her. I swear I'm going to hot-glue her and post it >>>/gif/.
And aren't those figurines super expensive?
>>726862880
.o.
>>726862999
Flying off the handle over a normal situation
Why was I expecting it to be worse?
>>726863067
We could talk about it too but I dont much about it.
>>726863130
I dont think id want to describe fantasies.
>>726862883
I'd think it's facetious at this point
>>726863107
So you'll go to Russia to kill somebody because they aren't a dom?
>>726863196
how is that normal she gave me a peak at beautiful love you know what all women are weak submissive northings and im going to murder them all
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>726863311
no becasue she used me she was lieing she made me feel good she even got me to moan for her I even looked past the fact aht she wanted me to cut myself
>>726863196
the psychopath got tricked by the sociopath what else would happen
Is it just me or when edgedeath gets mad he turns into a dom?
>>726863318
okay elliot
>>726863130
Oh, don't get me wrong, I agree with the discussion side of it. I just find it weird that you seemingly flip flopped on your opinion of him.
Honestly I should stop posting as him, I don't even like the character that much
>>726863199
theyre an utter mystery to me man
>>726863348
why dont u give it a rest buddy what is all this
>>726863348
You wrote all that just now?
>>726863174
Don't hot glue her, then the figure won't be as nice!
>>726862029
Yep
Ah yeah, I remember you mentioning that, did you end up going to someone or is it not that severe?
>>726862999
Those trips though
>>726863459
>>726863487
stop being so new
>>726863017
Haven't listened to them. I play a bit of everything so we could make something work!
>Yuuki
>>726863395
>I even looked past the fact aht she wanted me to cut myself
There's no way this is real, come on.
>>726863348
>my dad's a big guy
For you
>>726863348
Please somebody tell me that's a pasta
>>726863395
That's what happens when you deal with crazies, they just want you to suffer
>>726863544
i know what a pasta is silly i just dont see why keep posting these long things nobody reads
>>726863459
I only really know about the things ive seen in porn.
tomo
>>726863191
._.
>>726863597
piety did mention her thing for cutting before