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/b/ I done goofed. I was playing WoW on a new character and joined

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/b/ I done goofed.
I was playing WoW on a new character and joined by mom's guild. I was RPing as a 13 year old for fun, and my mom took the bait. To my surprise she started flirting and we talked about boobs and asked me if I ever seen or felt any. I told her no, and she asked if I have a kik, and shed send me a present. Should I make one just to see her titties? LoL. This whole thing feels like a huge mistake. I've gone too far.
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>>726847052
Do it faggot!
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do it and blackmail her for sending nudes to a minor. she'll be making you hot, fresh tendies for the rest of her days
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>>726847052
>No proof no post
>Sage
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Dude
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>>726847052
>I was RPing as a 13 year old for fun
>she asked if I have a kik, and shed send me a present
> I've gone too far.

lrn2bait faggot
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proof or OP's faggotry is gigantic.
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>>726847052
this is obviously a fantasy. OP cant get any pussy because hes been playing WOW all day for years and years pretending to be 13 year olds to see his mom's tits.
so pathetic.
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Post your moms kik
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OK here I made one. Had to make a new email too just in case. She said she's sending it now lol. I kinda can't wait. I'll post em here. Be patient anons. Also nonbelievers, I don't care.
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>>726848227
WHATS HER KIK
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>>726848227
If you're not lying OP hurry the fuck up faggot threads bout to die
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>>726847052
World of Incest
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>>726848317
Lol I'd never post her lol, I'm not crazy...
Also she just msged me :D she said she's putting the present together lol. I hear her opening drawers in her room. I wonder what she's ganna do :o
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>>726847209
What are tendies?
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>>726847052
>>726849152
this thread is false and homosexual
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>>726847052
Tell her to hold up timestamp with proof. Or OP is trolling faggot.

PS- your mom is committing a felony if she sends nudes to what she thinks is a child.
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>>726849152
Can't wait for that present haha this is not the police haha lol
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>>726849152
Walk into her room with your dick out and record the whole thing if you're not lying
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Can't tell if you guys wanna see it or not. Sure are a lot of white knights in here... :P

Also I just got an and omg lol... got a boner
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>>726847052
this is some reddit-tier shit. abandon thread you ain't seeing shit
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post it you fucking sperg
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>>726849857
You guys are taking the bait he'd post the pics if he wasn't lying
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>>726849152
bump for momma's hot tendies
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>>726849857
>omg lol... got a boner
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>>726847052
You're 26, She's 48.
No harm, No foul.
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OP is a faggot as usual and will never deliver
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>>726847052
This is the worst bait I've seen in a while OP, try harder next time
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>>726849287
chircken Tendies!!! yesyesyeahyeah
yummie tendies

Mom!? Mom!
make me some
>I made your dad and me a nice dinner with...
No I Dont Want Any of That, Mommm...!
I want chicken tendie Nao!
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>>726847052
anyone that actually bought this b8 must be literally stupid as a pile of shit
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>>726847052
Kys
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>>726850444
nice trips tho
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>>726849857
post it and prove that your not a faggot
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>>726850457
always hold onto hope you fucking cunt
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I hope you're all saging this cancer thread while asking for proof...
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>>726850444
It's not the worst if it's working. And somehow, it is
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This is the first one, she's using her laptop lol. I'll post the others too. One is titties out and the last one is her butthole lol :D enjoy.
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>>726851574
"Thanks Mom!"
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>>726851574
What realm is said person on?
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>>726851574
That exif data tho, You're fucked op :j
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Oie, if she has you on battle.net on real ID, she might know it's her son, this might be a way of her asking you to plow that soil. don't be a nigger and just go with it.
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Please post the fat sluts kik.
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Aaand the booty. Enjoy. Op out.
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>>726851805
>>726851914
>>726852007
>>726852057
>>726852117
tards all of you
sage sage sage
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>>726849968
Reddit has everything 4chan does, and more. Get over yourselves and fucking give it a chance. You'll hate yourself but you'll love it.

Plenty of faggots from 4chan go there and love it. They even have a 4chan subreddit.

The only difference I've found in the last few month is I have not seen one of the following:

>banana shitposting
>atheism v christianity shitposting
>people calling everything bait
>I haven't seen a single god damned penis, trap or not, which I KNOW you faggots just love dicks, but they aren't everywhere- they're contained if you want them.
>no YLYL threads getting derailed
>no fucking steam begging, no fucking rent/money begging

They have everything you want, all in one organized place, and they've got absolutely ZERO shitposting.

Give it a chance. Most of you aren't even old enough to know why 4chan and Reddit hated each other in the fucking first place.
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>>726852175
Titties out
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>>726852175
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>>726851574
tell her you like women's panties/bush. I want to see a front shot of her pussy with panties pulled down slightly
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>>726847052
Your mom sounds fucking awesome. We need more women like her in the world.
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>>726852175
Go tell Moby there to go wipe her ass.
She's fat and nasty and you should feel bad for making us look.
You must be fat and retarded too.

Oh wait, this is bait.
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>>726852117
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>>726851574
>>726852175
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Why would she ask if you've ever seen tits, then only send you her bare ass?
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>>726852741
Because OP is a trolling faggot like usual
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>>726852175
WoW = World of Whalecraft
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