Hey /b/, the man on the right of this pic is now your servant.

Have him wingman for me

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>>726831815

Hook up my Sega Genesis and play coop Streets of Rage 2 together.

He can be Max.

>>726831815
>Oh, and for reference, the man on the right is 6'0, the left is 5'11"

fixed

>>726831815
have him destroy the servers hosting 4chan so I can escape this hell

>>726831815
Harvest his organs for the black market.

BRING BACK THE GLORY OF CAPUA WITH THIS MAGNIFICENT GLADIATOR, BRINGER OF GAINS

My ludus will shine again once more. Praetors and magisters around the world will tremble at the roar this beast will bring in the arena's

Many coin will be harvested

i'd fist his tight asshole and have him give me a pair of african goggles

Throw him tiny fish as I keep the big oaf in a large arena style captivity, occasionally having him jump through hoops when I have friends over, he must crawl around on all fours

>>726831815
>Make new slave befriend sluts in rich part of town
>They all fall for mega buff hyper Chad 2.87
>My pet goes to fuck one and hides me in his bag cus he can lift my fat ass
>He now holds my victim down as I brutally rape her me diamond hard cock at that point
>After I nut my servent may have sloppy seconds
>I rob the rich skank off all her worth and pile it in the center of her house
>Order my meaty militia maniac to go full Mountain on her and just crush her skull like a fucking balloon full of brain matter, blood, and bone
>When the deed is done make my meaty one man army clean the evidence he was there
>Make buffo the vampire raper bring my haul of valuables to my place
>Possibly my Meatador be a bear for rich twinks too
>Repeat til rich and release my mountain of man meat into the wild with only one goal in mind
>"If you cross a nigger, sand nigger, Jew, spic, or sjw just remember the first time you crushed a skull for me. Rape and crush for the thrill of the kill."

>>726833138
kek nigger

Making him have sex with QTs while I watch, of course, that way I would have an alternative to digital porn.

>>726833138
I died.

>>726831815
I would blow him

>>726831815
I'd exercise all my homolust on him. Find a way to make him earn a lot of money. And as an order, unless he's in a position where he can't, he MUST roar and flex when he cums. Besides that I'd like to be his buddy.

>>726831815
>hire three guys with big cocks
>record him getting fucked by them
>sell the video online and profit

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>>726833138

Him rape me and me rape him on a regular basis

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Dude I'd ride around on his back all the time through populated city areas and ask for tips on return for pics and autographs.
Then I'd have him build me a temple, a bastion of my glory.
Live there until days end.
>goodbye my faithful slave.
>that'll do giant
Go. Tell the world of what you have learned here.

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>>726831815
>remove stand from my bed
>have him lay under and hold my bed and box spring up in the air
>he becomes my new bed stand
>have him read me stories every night as I fall asleep
>never have to be worried about my house being broken into again

>>726833864
I'm not entirely sure how you plan on raping him. If you tell him to submit its not rape, since he'll accept it. If you tell him to fight back you're going to get wrecked.

>Have him train me into a perfect Adonis
>Start a new KKK chapter
>Train them in the art of war
>Wage a small war and hopefully kick off a new civil war before we die

>>726831815

lol i have never hears someone scream so loud the pains of not growing up with a father.

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>>726833996
>Tell the world of what you have learned here.

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>>726834136

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>>726833996

>that ll Do giant

My sides

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>>726831896
Underrated

>>726831815
I would begin to tutor him on various subjects. Send him to college. I will be so proud at his graduation.

He will be like my son.

He would be my fucktoy. Both giving and taking.

>>726831815
I would make him put some clothes on. Jeez...

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>>726833138

>>726834798
Thank you, I have been searching for that gif forever. Also you're welcome for your keks drunk me is a happier person

>>726834115
Not if I got steel chains on the bitch lol

>>726831815
make him put some fucking clothes on

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Father him as my own. Have him carry me around.
He'll be a great son.

>>726831815
Fuck his pecs. Over and over again, expecially when he's lifting. Have him savagely beat off and flex on camera in a live stream cam show for money.

>>726833138
Surely this is /thread?

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>>726831815
force him to eat donuts and work at a tiny desk for 12 hours a day

the gradual failure of his body will be delicious

>>726831815
He will now be finishing up my enlistment

>>726835112
Someone didn't read the op. He's a superhuman dumby. You'll probably be long dead before his body detrioated.

>>726831815
Suck his dick, have him ram my asshole for hours

>>726831815
Well, as he'd need like 10,000 calories a day to maintain that kind of mass, wouldn't fit in my god damn house and would be unable to reach most of his body i'd release him into the wild.

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>>726833138

>>726835389
>superhuman means immortal
he's stronger and more durable than a human, which is not surprising considering he's twice the size of one.

In reality, his body would already be completely fucked, his bones and joints are simply not strong enough for that weight.

A regular day job at a desk would destroy someone like that.

>>726831815
tell him to fuck moot hard has he can for a week. record that shit and post it on 4chinz

>>726835564
>10,000 calories
that man is 8 feet tall try 30,000

>>726831815
>and making sure his master is healthy and happy.
he already does everything id want him to. But I suppose if he's not smart enough to do said quote then I'd start with him cleaning my house, and cooking my food.

>>726831815
He'd be the greatest athlete of all time. I'd be a millionaire within days if I can keep all the money he makes

>>726831815
Go to the gym with him, have him as my spotter. One day ill be bigger stronger and have ALL the confidence.

>>726835995
his arms look 80+ inches you could never be stronger

Redpill the fuck out of him, make him study economics, politics, all that good shit, instill a deep-rooted hatred for all kikes and sandniggers, make him take out student loans to go for a Masters and then unleash my xenophobic and racist right-wing creation on the world.

Electrodes on his balls, prostate, and tip. I wanna give the giant an ultimate orgasm by electro shock. What noises would a man of that caliber make when cumming?

>>726832267
underrrated

>>726836255

The sound of one bull African elephant trumpeting its' own shit up another elephants' asshole.

>>726832728
Lmao, alright Lentulus

>>726831815
Pimp him out obviously.

>>726831815
I'd obviously prostitute him to ladies.

>>726832155
fucking this

>>726836523
You read my fucking mind. I'm the dude downstairs.

>>726832267
kek

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Paint him green, wait a few years for Boston Dynamics or some Japanese highschool students to creat a fully functioning Iron Man suit and then fight MODOK.

>>726831815
i order him to shitpost on /fit/ allday everyday

I'd just play with his big cock all day.

Get swole like him.

>>726831815

Hey servant /b/ro, can you get your junk out of my face?

Do everything in my power to make him go all bara ahego. also ask him to put on a little weight and go bearmode.

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>>726833138

>>726831815
I would get him to slap your gf's ass.
What would you do?

>>726831815
>be me
>have giant helper
>get invisible cloak
>get arch enemy
>go on trip around the world fighting people as you go to finally make it to your arch
>stand infront of arch
>standard good-guy/bad-guy talk
>guy claims I'll never beat him
>start speech
>"when a man has a true belief in his heart and soul, and is a warrior in his inner being, he can bring out that energy and use it to bring down the tyrrany of man."
>signal to giant
>as giant removes cloak say "This is the manifestation of that power: ZA WARUDO"
>giant is standing there in 'the world' costume

Tldr: you thought it was anon, but it was really I, DIO

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>>726831815
I build a dragonslayer and give it to him

WE RIDE

TO KILL

GARIFFISSUU

>>726831815
Breed with my wife.

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>>726838677

Kek is pleased...

>>726831815

I'd get him some 40k Space Marine armor and instruct him to purge heretics.

As for what Chapter, I'd go with Ultramarines

>>726831815
Breed more supermen. Create a society of supermen, loyal to me. Coerce the rest of the world into providing me immortality. Lead humanity into a glorious new age.

Gee I wonder what I'd like to do with the exact kind of man who's my type who's basically up to whatever I want him to do. Tough question.

>>726831896
This, and teach me a good workout and diet plan

>>726832155
you could buy a million genesis games collection for xbox 360 like 20 bucks

>>726831815
I have him murder every /b poster who starts ey white boi, gfur, shota and loli threads. He will also torture anyone posting Blackened in porn threads, banana shit in ylyl threads and beast pictures everywhere else.

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make him learn jiu jitsu, buy him body armor and sadle, ride him around and fight crime. we will be like batman but we are just called stronghorseman and man who rides him

Hes gunna go rob some liqour stores for me then we gunna skip country (how to get in plane? Have to boat..)
Live in denmark or sweden, party and game down for the rest of our days.

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>>726841601