Any suggestions for things to buy at walmart to use as a dildo?

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bump with more of my booooty

why not just buy a dildo

>>726827739
>"bRaAAAAAAAAAAAAP"

Fruits, veggies ,power tools

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>>726827956
Well there are a few reasons, have a roommate so can't get one sent here, wouldn't really want anyone to find it, and there's not a sex shop nearby really. Figured I might just have some fun and get something cheap from walmart and share the results =)

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I like them for play solo

>>726828203
Fruits and veggies I can do. Power tools? lol

>>726828392
where do you buy panties?

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>>726827956
Also there's got to be some people up who want to see me stick weird things up my ass =P

>>726827739
Fuck off and die
I hate you faggots. Quit ruining /b/ with your gay cancer

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>>726828568
I mostly have just gotten them from girls who like to see me wear theirs

>>726827739
>in
use a car gearstick

if that made Aussie child prostitute feel like shoving it inside her vagina

then it should work for you

just don't try the mushrooms

if it get inverted


you will become Yandy Liang 2.0

>>726828622
you don't have to click the thread? I'm sure there are plenty of other posts you don't like and ignore <3

>>726828613
brap

where's OP at?

you can stick my dick up your ass, if you don't mind being a bottom

>>726828721
hmmm i'd rather do it with the shrooms tbh

Would love to see more. Hairbrush handles, sharpies, cucumbers, anything really, just be careful. I know you have a roommate but if you hide it well, get a vibrator. Will change the game

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>>726828868
I doubt you're near me, but I wouldn't mind <3

>>726829046
>I doubt you're near me
try me. I'm straight for the most part but a nice boybutt in panties is right up my alley if I'm horny or drunk enough

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>>726828972

Ok I'll take one with a sharpie before I go to walmart. Hope the thread will last

>>726829332
show boobs

>>726829046
Whereabouts do you live? If he won't take you up on it, I would

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>>726829939
I'm just a cd, sorry =P

>>726830129
Since all your pics are titled tumblr, I'm assuming you have one? I'd follow

>>726829287
>>726829985
You two in the southwest?

>>726827739
use a cucumber. but put a condom on it
or something that's not sharp

>>726830308
Yeah =) just been taking them from my tumblr since all the pics are on my phone. Follow me if you like <3

https://loveagood-trap.tumblr.com

>>726827739
why dont you just go and buy a real dildo?...oh wait! because youre uneraged so you can't!...oh wait! doesnt that mean that you shouldnt be on 4chan because /b is for adults? ....oh wait! doesnt that also mean you shouldnt be watching porn and japanese porn-anime and mangas....oh wait! isnt that the reason you have these urges in the first place?....oh wait! isnt that the reason that porn and sex-manga cartoons are forbidden for kids in the first place because it gets to their heads?

>>726830518
I'm 23 =)

Buy one o dem electric toothbrushes

>>726830418
Calling bs op. You say you're looking for improvised dildos but you have pictures on "your" tumblr showing you using actual dildos

>>726830696
yeah but you started when you were like 15 right?

>>726830861
Maybe they get off on using improvised objects? Buying it from a cute clerk knowing you are going to shove it up your ass gives them a thrill?

>>726827739
Go look in the shampoo section. They make a few that look like they would fit right in your asshole

>>726830518
You sound like a child.

Go to the kitchen utensil department. Find something like an ice cream scoop that has a dildo-like handle.

>>726830418
>>726830326
I live in the southeast currently, from the east coast, about to move to the northwest coast. So I'm getting there haha. I will follow you though!

>>726831090
They said they couldn't own any actual sex toys because of roommates clearly bs bait

>>726830401
thats gonna tear his ass up. i suggest something small and not too thick like a long carrot and put a condom on it.

>>726830861
They aren't mine, I wish they were =P

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>>726828972
Here's one i just took with Sharpies. Other requests welcome =)

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>>726831154
>>726831433
both great ideas thank you!

>>726831643
Really was serious about it, but you can believe whatever you want!

>>726831825
Damn, checked out your tumblr too, wish I lived in the sw now.
Maybe an electric toothbrush? You could get away with any sex toy if you hide it well enough

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Ok I found a screwdriver =)

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>>726832730
Any more suggestions?

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>>726832795

>>726832730
put it in your ass

>>726832795
cucumber?

>>726832900
haven't gone to the store yet, was trying to find a couple things around the house to post first so the thread might stay up while i go

>>726832795
Something that vibrates?

>>726832985
what do you have?

Serious question for OP (or any trap in here)... how the hell do you keep your ass so smooth?!

Shaving it and preventing razor burn is impossible.

Asking for a friend.

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>>726833018
Well i found this...

>>726833069
Well I think being a blondie helps. Nair is also pretty great but it smells weird and sometimes can still leave razor burn it seems like. Idk, it's definitely the struggle =P

>>726833938
You putted the condom on wrong end

>>726834056
nahhh

I was thinking a 2Liter

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>>726833938

>>726834244
Idk if i could fit a two liter =P

>>726834301
a weapon to surpass the metal gear

>>726834301

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>>726834301
I feel like wolverine.

>>726834338
go as far as you can

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>>726834464

>>726827739
Can write my name above your sissy cock?

Write /b/ash.

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>>726834774
yeah here you go:)

Anyone still lurking? Should I still post?

>>726835975


yes.. or post directly to me

cute

>>726828392
>roommate
>mom

>>726835975
>>726836104
sameeeee

>>726835944
Can you make a vid wiping your cock with my name?

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>this thread

>>726836104
>>726836286
>>726836179
Ok I'm going to the store to get veggies and stuff. Please post requests and i'll check them while im gone and take pics when i'm back <3

>>726836607
can you do this >>726835944 but with anon@pomf
you're cute af

Cactus

>>726828392
If you talk to support for a website, they will gladly tell you what carrier they use and will allow you to specify like a UPS store as the shipping destination. Then just go in and pick it up at your leisure

>>726835944
Still here?

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>>726836607
Try this one with lights turned on.

Feels warm and good in my experience.
Although you should tape the back and front

>>726837145
yeah i'm still here

>>726837310
Can you do the vid I asked for?

Why don't you just buy a Dildo on Amazon?

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>>726836875

>>726834464
Kek

>>726837469
when I get back

>>726837689


dog dat photo shop

>>726837689
wow! thanks <3

>>726837549
I answered that earlier :P

plus this is fun

>>726837747
Can't wait. Maybe you can even cum on it at the end.

Add me on kik ?

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Bumping for intrested cucumbers.

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>>726837791
why would I Photoshop it? I just wrote it on the back of the other one.

>>726838046
my kik is LoveaGoodtrap

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>>726838098

>>726838233
Hope you haven't disappeared.

>>726834464
> I feel like wolverine

Jesus Christ my fucking sides are out of the zozzlesphere

Someone screen cap this shit

>>726838507
I'm still here <3

>>726837747
Where are you coming back from?

>>726838775
from the store, looking for things to put in my butt and show to you all :P

>>726827739
chainsaw

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>>726834544
my sides

>>726838991
Stuff in butt. Nicccce.

>>726838991
Icy hot in the butt feels amazing.
You should do a icy hot enema & film it

Try a magnum sharpie, I was looking at one

>>726838991
Buy some corn, it's nice and ripply.

>>726838991
Where in the SW? (I'm in the SW)

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>>726838233
this is not me bty >>726837791

this is me >>726837808

have you tried menthol candies while playing with your hole? they're pretty good. If you don't have 'em try pic related (dont apply too much).

>>726827739
lint roller. has a great base. puty a condom on it though

>>726838991
Are you back? I really want you to rub your cock over my name (and cum on it).

/b/ash

Why cant i ever find a cute girly guy tsk tsk

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>>726840298
hmm this might be fun?

>>726840524
for cleaning puposes maybe. you wont like that edge if you get going though.

>>726830129
>>726829332

lost the stupid bra, you will do much better without it

>>726840524
just had an idea. pop rocks?

Old Spice body spray cans have a nice circumfrence and are soft on the hole.

go on craigslist and get a 12 inch bbc embedded all the up to your guts.

>>726827739
bump

Bumping for OP.

>>726827739
bumb

>>726827739
Cant let this die

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>>726839063
ok here's what I got. I've never looked around Walmart specifically for things to put in my ass, that was fun :P

>>726843136
Some THICCC stuff.

>>726843136
Cucumber!

>>726843136
Former Walmart cashier here, I just want you to know that we're usually pretty good at figuring out who's buying stuff to put in their ass.

The cashier knows what you're doing. The turkey baster was the dead giveaway.

>>726843490
Self check out ftw!

>>726843655

Self checkouts have attendants who can see the items you're buying on their little screen.

>>726843490
>gives no fucks
The cuke and a squash by themselves was enough.

>>726843774
It's whatever. Hopefully I made his day.

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>>726827739

>>726843490
>also cashier
I want to say I couldn't a shit what people buy, but that would raise my eyebrow.

>>726843914
You're making my day. How far away are you now?

>>726843999

Oh yeah, after the first few days you get used to the crazy shit. Still, you haven't lived until you've had someone buy sleeping pills and a pack of wire coat hangers, and nothing else. That's the one and only time I had a customer tell me 'this isn't what it looks like.'

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hurry up OP

>>726844714
okok had to get dressed. Cucumber first?

>>726844811
Yes

>>726828676
Where do you find girls like that? How does tht get brough up in conversation?

>>726844811
Don't forget to rub your cock over my name please. I need to see that.

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>>726844881

>>726828676
how the fuck do you find girls who want you to do that? I'd be hella down

>>726845299
hard or soft?

This thread hell yea

>>726845396
Now in ass

>>726845556
Soft. Then hard.

Then cum on it.

/b/ash

>>726845093
>>726845493
Hmm well it might take some subtle convincing. I think the girls I've found that like it enjoy the dynamic switch, they like to feel in control and they're usually bi so they like the idea of seeing a guy in panties bc it's girly and it makes them feel more in control i think? Get drunk with her and switch undies or if she likes the idea of you with guys explore that

>>726845843
Thanks a lot, dude.
That helps

>>726845396
Fist in your ass please

>>726845819
Don't die on me.

>>726845843
I'm pretty hopeful, that you're currently stuffing something in your ass

Come on, my cock is turning blue, I need to cum!

>>726846023
No problem dude. Girls like that are a treasure =P

>>726845694
what should i upload vid too it's too large

>>726846564
Lower the res or cut it into parts.

Or upload to a site.

>>726846564
send pics

>>726846564
Just pics will do

>>726846564
Post anal fisting please!

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>>726846279
damn I'm trying. this one is tough

>>726846834
>>726846838
I want to see it in motion though.

You got a kik OP? We can make a group around you.

>>726843136
good job!
>items are way too suspicious

BASED OP! <3

>>726830794
Thanks boomhower

my day is now complete.
thanks OP

>>726847590
Mine isn't, I'm still waiting for the vid. Then my life will be complete.

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>>726847088
switching to this it starts thinner but gets thick :)

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>>726848058
I like this one

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>>726848658
almost all the way :)

>>726827956
Thats too expensive

>>726848658
Put all these on your Tumblr so I can get them later

>>726848746
you have a kik

Bummmmmp OP stick more things in ur butt

Should I keep posting? Everyone gone?

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>>726850218
Keep posting pls

>>726850218
I'm here!

Also bump

>>726850218
What's your kik?

I'm still waiting on that vid, where you rub my name over your soft cock.

Ok good glad some people are still here I didn't want to post to no one =D

more incoming stay tuned

>>726850461
Hey please follow my tumblr if you like I post on there more often than I get on anything else <3 <3

My kik is loveagoodtrap

My tumblr is Loveagood-trap.tumblr.com

>>726850614
Still here? Shit this has become my whole day

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I know this response is a bit late, but I would buy bottles of beverages of various shapes and sizes. Add in a pack of ribbed condoms. Started with skinny bottles and quickly worked my way up to average 20oz bottles.

Just make sure to empty or drink the beverage if it's carbonated before using as a toy. I usually was so horny I would just dump out the contents, fill the now empty bottle with warm almost hot water, throw a condom on it, and go to town.

Now however I own several large and wide plugs, vibrators, etc. I usually go food shopping now with 2-3 vibrating bullets inside me kept in place by a large plug that In jam in there. More often than not I'm practically leaking precum like a faucet by the time I'm in check out.

>no homo

Pic not related

>>726850961
Definitely still here. Should i put on a new outfit or keep this one

>>726851134
Fist ass, same outfit

>>726851134
same panties plox

>>726851134
Ya got a kik?

>>726850711
next I'll try all 3

>>726851344
I've never fisted my ass i'd have to work up to it

>>726852144
Thought op had bailed. Thank fuck for this

>>726852144
Well then continue with things you bought

>>726827739
Still here op.
Can you make me 'I<3arch' fansign?
I'm gonna be here until you cum

I plan on being here for a while. Should i make a new thread in case this one dies? or keep going in this thread. for some reason the pic i took was took large trying again

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>>726852112
meant to post this

>>726852431
Kik group in case thread dies??

>>726852431
if it dies yes

get a pic in the stockings please

write slut in your ass

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>>726852689
sorry it took a while I was having a little fun

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>>726853857

>>726853417
the black ones with hearts or the white fishnets?

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>>726853979

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>>726854144

>>726852689
Cute
Did you buy your stuff wearing that?

>>726854006
I was hoping for the black ones, and there we are, thanks.

>>726827739
Bpught a few things yeasterday, also gonna nuy a few tonight
21Yo sissy with a fat ass here
Snapchat: boredpls

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>>726852364

>>726854333
Too scared. I wore my panties and leggings underneath my jeans though =D

You guys still there?

>>726855895
I am

>>726855895
Yup

>>726855895
Yes

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>>726828392
Fuck did you know there is something called ebay on the internets right, there are dildos and fleshlighs for 2 dollars there.

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>>726854144
I could try a glass bottle?

>>726856479
Yes please.

>>726856328
I've explained a few times in the thread why I don't buy a dildo. Also I enjoy it this way =)

>>726856479
Yes!

>>726856575
Have you ever been fucked before or still an anal virgin?

>>726856479
please do not put anything glass in your ass. Look up 1guy1jar for why.

>>726854867
Luv it!
(late post)

>>726856479
glass is break hazard though.
don't underestimate the anal spinchter

>>726856575
>>726856328
The joy of using innocent tools > sex toys

Have you tried electric toothbrush?

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>>726856587

>>726828392
>>726827739
Fuck man, I am straight and your ass still turns me on. Well done!

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>>726857962

>>726829046
where are you from? I am in CA and I's be DTF

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>>726858008

>>726858008
Nice op

>>726832825
OK sweetheart I really want to fuck you now where in the SW are you?

>>726855895
Aye

>>726858008
>>726857962
Don't try but chugging

Ok I'm running out of things to stick up my ass =P I'm definitely open to requests or suggestions!

Also if I cum how should I do it? Could cum through panties or into a shot glass? maybe use the turkey baster thing?

I live in the southwest, what state are you in?

>>726858801
cum into the turkey baster then stick it in your ass

>>726858123
I'd love to put my 4" micropeen in you

>>726858801
Timestamp + "Hello, Aurora"

Cum through panties, fuck your ass with a cucumber and don't stop until you cum

>>726859193
Ok got a vote for cum in the ass.

>>726859193
Now this is an idea

>>726858801
you gonna tell me where you are at so we can play?

For those asking where i'm located, if you say your state and it's the same as mine i'll be sure to let you know =)

>>726859439
CA

>>726859439
Arizona

>>726859193
I second this

>>726827739
Americans need to read this now! http://www.ipanon.com

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cucumber

>>726859439

California
Nevada
Arizona
Texas
New Mexico

>>726859439
illinois

>>726859439
Florida

>>726859734
Southwest you dip

>>726828613
you could just fuck me if you wanted things up your ass ;^) you´d want that

>>726859808
maine

Told you no one is around me </3

In the meantime I'm going to watch some porn and try to get some pics for you all!

If you have any last requests try to tell them to me before i cum =P and if you wanna see the videos I like i can post them. I like rough kinky stuff. Gangbangs and lots of cum =)

>>726860078
Utah?

>>726860078
cum on face

>>726860078
>every southwestern state
Now tell us where you are.

>>726860329
I mean no one said my state lol idk what to tell you

>>726860078
Yes post vids

>>726860469
kansas

>>726860532
of what?

>>726860078
Colorado

>>726860078
Oklahoma

>>726858801
Now I'm jealous >>726835944

I want a fansign too
'Leuka' on front body

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>>726860795

>>726860469
all the SW states were said. so what region are you in?

>>726860906
Frontier country

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>>726860823

>>726827739
shampoo bottle?

>>726861309
Could you do "Ewan" please?

>>726861178
Davy Crockett 'n" shit

>>726860078
Can you live stream yourself fapping?

>>726860469
Ohio?

>>726860713
Got any of you?

>>726861309
Thank you so much

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>>726858801
next time you go to buy shit look for pic related

>>726861797
You want OP to blow bubbles out his butt?

>>726861863
no dumb cunt

>>726861383
if you're Ewan McGregor just take me now

>>726862262
Hahaha. I wish I was Ewan McGregor. Unfortunately no, I'm not. Just another English guy with a welsh name

>>726862038
Then wtf is the point?!

>>726861863
Fucking kek. Would be pretty impressive

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>>726861863
>>726862038
Sounds fun though. I went from Wolverine to Utakata from Naruto.

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>>726862419
fair enough :P

>>726862645
Thank you!

>>726828622
/b/ was never good newfag

Would you guys be interested in a group kik or something so I could let you know next time I'm on and active?

>>726864323
Yes.

>>726864323
Yep

>>726864323
please

Holy shit! i love your ass! and your panties are super cute.

>>726864323
OH YES.

>>726859439
California

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>>726864514
>>726864563
>>726864655
>>726864846

>>726865430
Does that work? Join and i'll let you guys know next time i'm on and posting and what not

>>726864903
kik.me/g/JmKF9WjLA0ugwpXnd6vkeWXilak