Anybody else here with Micropenis? Do you have gf? What are her

My thoughts?
>why does faggot OP always get dubs?
>KYS sandnigger

>>726824811
KEK. Is that you in the pic?

>Anyone else with micropenis?

yeah, every arab guy ever. Thats why you people are so fucking violent, insecurity is a bitch

>>726824811
Micropenis men should be euthanized.

it's a genetic disorder and it's not your fault. it sucks, you're missing out, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy life. I bet that if you had a group of friendly friends who understood that it's just a genetic problem, you could play it up like a joke and eventually get some ironic blow jobs.

>>726824811
3.5 hard. No gf. Fml

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Your whole dick is the size of one of my balls

>>726825042
Yeah, why?
>>726825114
I'm African-American you idiot. Although I have some Irish ancestry...

>>726825188
>Ironic blowjob kek

2-3 hard. No girlfriend.

How would you even bring something like that up. You don't want to surprise them with it but you can't exactly lead with "Hello, my name is John and I have a micropenis."

>>726824811
I'm not gay but I'm turned on by micropenis. I would suck the shit out of a micropenis and worship it. Dunno why, can't explain. A waxed/shaved micropenis is sexy.

It's hard to find. Tried many times putting up ads looking for the smallest cock possible; its rare.

Just get really good at licking pussy, that's one of the only ways you will ever please a girl sexually.

>>726825329
Kek!
"Irish ancestry"
Go back to Ireland then and see how much they love you!

>>726825329
I feel very sorry for you. I can't even imagine how terrible your life must be with that penis...

>>726825156
>>726825328
>>726825630
FUCK YOU!

>>726825501
I'm not gay either and i'm not going to become one. I sooner stay rest of my life as single than turn to gay...

>>726825188
this is the saddest attempt of comforting i have ever witnessed in my entire life

>>726825840
it was a joke lmao

>>726825501
You're actually looking for a big clit, you poor confused creature.

>>726825188
kek

>>726825329
Afro 'murican, yet can't fucking write properly!
I shouldn't be surprised though, should I?

Sandnigger detected! !!!
Allah Snackbar!

>>726825895
It was a reasonable and friendly advice, not a joke.

>>726825821
i rrespect that.
save up money and get a surgery if it bothers you so much
or buy a hooker, no shame in that

>>726825490
>"Hello, my name is John and I have a micropenis."

Fucking kek. Actually, I'd think most girls would think thats hilarious and think you're being funny and ironic. Like saying something so vastly far from the truth to pretend you're not egotistical when you actually are.

When its time to get to business at least u could say "I fuckin told you this" and get a pity fuck.

>>726826120
kek

>>726825821
Damn well you're less beta than me. I was kind of led into it being a handicapped NEET so desperate for sex get so horny having a man suck me off seems acceptable. I always end up regretting it after tho.

I know once I get my shit together and have one or two girls on the go, gay sex will not even be an option

>>726826120
you may actually be on to something here.

>>726826146
Fuck you racist piece of shit. If you don't have anything nice to say you don't have to say anything. Just shut up.

>>726826320
Welp!
Fuck you faggot!

>>726826206
anon already said he's african-american with irish ancestry... read the thread before you comment newfag.

>>726824811
Just tell your gf you have Erectile Dysfunction. Tell her you can give great head though (and you better start practicing). Women orgasm based on feelings/emotions. You can easily make a girl have her biggest orgasm with just your tongue.

>>726826310
>handicapped NEET so desperate for sex get so horny having a man suck me off seems acceptable.

I'm considering it too. With another anon even.

>>726826413
You're thick or what?
I come from outerspace, please believe me anon.
Get real fag!

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>>726826469
KEK. This has to be THE worst advice so far. First you tell her that you're impotent and after many years when she finally sees you naked she realizes that you also have a micropenis. OP what ever you do DON'T say that you're impotent. It only makes your already shitty chances even worse.

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>>726826413
Newfag calling anons newfags

>>726824811
Damn, a guy with micro that actually is not fat. Nice. Im gay, id give your dick some love

>>726824811

Your dick size doesn't really matter in your case. Only worthless, daddy hating sluts with low self esteem get with a greasy nigger, and she-niggers are pretty much baboons anyway.

>>726826120
>>726825501

gets turned on by a small, hairless penis? he's not looking for "big clit" porn or putting out an add for "big clit women". he's specifically searching for small, hairless dicks.

you know who has small, hairless dicks? little boys. dude is a pedophile in denial. probably molested as a kid and now wants to suck kid dicks.

disgusting.

>>726826646
Masculine sexuality disgusts me, while feminine sexuality excites me. I draw the line at dedicated femboys/traps. Wouldn't ever actually have a real relationship with a man though. Doesn't feel right.

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>>726824811
3.9 hard. gf says she doesn't mind but has a dildo.

>>726827138
It's not a dildo if it's still attached to a man's hips you fool

>>726825329
>be nigger
>still have micro penis
You sure won the genetic lottery lad

>>726827028
Fuck off faggot. I'm not planning to become gay even tho I have small penis. I'm not that desperate.

>>726827033
Fuck off racist piece of shit.

>>726827138
Does you gf know that you're below average? Do you have pic?

Copypasta

>>726824811

We had an Asian dude (Korean) in our friend group, and he was older so he kind of held that over my head because he could buy beer before I could and had his own car before I did. Some female friends who were roommates with him for a while told the rest of us in the group that he had micropenis, and he used to joke about it as well.

Anyway, by the time I turned 21 I had my own ride, place, and I had buffed up quite a bit. I had a normal-sized dick, too, and when I started dating girls he made his jealousy of me a little more apparent. Anyway, he could never handle his liquor and he ended up getting stupid drunk and trying to impress some of the girls we were hanging out with at one party. He lost his shit when some girl he liked ended up hanging over me all night, and he tried to fight me and I ended up having to choke him out. He rage-quit the evening and went into his room and didn't come out the rest of the night.

Whenever we hung out with our friends after that we had to avoid each other. To this day he's still a poor desperate loser. I think the inability to have a sexual relationship with any girl really effected his development and his transition into adulthood.

Kill Yourself. or give a medical intervention in this shit

>>726827317
Found the racist.

I have a well sized dick but i never get any so it's exactly as useful and beneficial as a micropenis

>>726827447
I don't think you're helping.

>>726827502
Found the nigger

>>726827447
OP probably didn't want to hear that kind of story...

>>726827564
I have 6.5 inches and feel inadequate.

>>726827757
>humble brag

the average anon cock size is probably 4.5in, 1 less than normal.

>>726827757
If you arent 8 inches you are literally a micropenis
Good luck ever satisfying a girl with that

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>>726824811
>be me
>26
>have some what micro penis all my life
>have always been ashamed of it
>more of a grower not a shower
>fucked a shit load of women
>wife loves my dick since in able to go balls deep inside
Honestly I'm married and still flirt with women at my job. Eventhough I have a small dick I still get pussy. You just gotta be confident and women don't give a shit. When you get on 4chan with your baby dick, you're just feeding the trolls. Honestly go out there and be confident you nigger! U got dis mane

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>>726824811
OP you should go to Asia. There you would be average and you wouldn't stand out. Only problem is that Asians are pretty racist towards other races, especially towards black people although white people tend to get their fair share...

>>726827919
what a weak bait

>>726825156
>Micropenis men should be euthanized.

that's pretty stupid really

>>726827429
>Does you gf know that you're below average?
Yes. She found out through a friend.

>Do you have pic
On tube

i'm 3.5" and it is depressing. i also weigh 310lbs so i might have a whole extra inch hidden in my big fat pad but even then what's the point

Where's the sandnigger lover, i know you're lurking piece of shit

>>726827429
I agree. The whole world doesn't revolve around dicks - Not even remotely so.

Fact: There's plethora of women that don't give a shit about your equipment (regardless of how big or small) because they're so obsessed with their own bodies.

>>726827429

>fuck off you racist piece of shit

I'm not racist. I do not judge a man by the color of his skin. It doesn't matter to me if a man's skin is white or yellow.

but niggers? they're behind us from an evolutionary standpoint. that's why that all look like gorillas, are generally pretty violent, and are poor communicators. Niggers have been successful at destroying every society they touch, and have never managed to create a stable, wealthy nation on their own. They cannot form working government, they cannot create good societies, and they make any area the live in unsafe.

niggers are no men. they're greasy baboons that get in the way of white/yellow/brown achievement.

Abraham Lincoln knew this. He freed the slaves because he feared the impact of niggers being in white society. He also did his best to send all the niggers back to Africa. Unfortunately he was assassinated before he could finish ridding us of the filthy black rats that now pollute our cities.

>>726827919
This. Once a girl has been split by a real cock, nothing less than 8" will ever satisfy her again. Stay mad "perfectly normal" average guys.

Female anon here.
I'd probably have a dildo while dating you.

I second >>726826469, you better start learning how to eat pussy and maybe you'll be fine... You're not fat or anything, maybe you'll find someone someday.
Good luck!

>>726827919
Fuck off.

>>726828130
Tube? What do you mean? Also has she said that your penis is enough for her? Has she told that she has fucked bigger penises? What are your thoughts about that?

>>726828159
Pic?

>>726827866
are you serious? Just go to soc and 90% of the dick rate threads are bigger then 6. When you exclude Asians and micro dicks the average is more like 6

>>726827966
>You just gotta be confident and women don't give a shit.

This is 100% fact. My dick is only 7" long hard as steel, and I have my choice when I want.

Femanon here,I have no problem with mircopenis.

It can be fun in some ways,though others think otherwise.

>>726828412
it's not like people with small dicks are going to post pictures of them fucking idiot

>>726828387
>Tube? What do you mean?
It's what we call the underground in London

>Also has she said that your penis is enough for her?
She says its fine and lightly teases me about it.

>Has she told that she has fucked bigger penises?
Yes she has, her ex was apparently around 7 and a half inches.

>What are your thoughts about that?
I'm not too self conscious. We don't have very much sex so the issue doesn't come up much.

>>726824811
Momo prob had the same dick hence he could only fuck a 9yo.
GTFO paedo!

>>726828387
no pic for you fagboy

>>726828386

OP here. Would you date someone with micropenis IF you knew that he has micropenis before you started dating? I have never had a gf before and it's mainly because i'm afraid that women would laugh at me... What would your reaction be if you saw micropenis for a first time? Would you laugh?

>>726828412
Are you genuinely retarded? 4chan is small when they post their actual dicks.

>>726828386
Girls usually care more about personality/education/status/wealth/sense of humor---> all other things being unequal.

yes or no?

Is a guy with a huge cock more or less likely to cheat on you?

What is the medical definition for a micropenis?

>>726828711
I'm 7 inches and have been cheated on multiple times. Girls cheat for many reasons if she wants to do get dped that bad then buy a dildo

>>726828482
Not OP but, in what way can micropenis actually be fun or good thing? There's absolutely nothing fun or sexually attractive about micropenises in general...

>>726828776
Medfag here: Sand nignogs

>>726828412
Most of those are dick pics faggots collect, not their actual dicks

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>>726828412

you're not using your brain dude. the only dudes that post in dick rate threads are dudes with big dicks. rarely does a guy with an average post up because he knows his shit is just average. big dick dudes just like to use their big dicks to get a compliment.

it's just like the /sma/ threads. only hot, young girls with nice bodies post. average looking bitches with flat asses don't post, because they know they're not anything special. hot chicks do it because they know they'll compliments.

it isn't rocket science.

>pic related
>it's muh dick

>>726828896
You can fit the whole thing in your mouth.

>>726825156
Don't worry about it, women R-select micropeens out of the genepool kek

Learn to have a talented tongue and to use a lot of foreplay

I have a microdick. My erections average about 6.5" or so.

>>726829080
Put it back in its luggage, it's actually a nasty looking one.

>>726826320
Can you be the nigger to tongue my anus tonight? Id say lets fugg, but id imagine its like a slimy thumb.

>>726828348
Unbelievably true.

>>726826413
>tfw you'll never be a literal potato nigger

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2662090/roberto-esquivel-cabrera-54-rejects-the-chance-to-have-his-18-9-inch-penis-reduced-even-though-he-cant-have-sex-until-he-does/

Well this dude can't have sex at all

>>726827502
Shut up nigger

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>>726827502
>tfw someone complains about racism on /b/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html

Try this out my friend

>>726826320
Remember where you are

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>>726830007
James Bond get

>>726827431
This. Some sperg just saved the pic from the original OP, who never said what ethnicity he was and was also a massive bitch.

>>726830069
Yes, the legendary 0007!

>>726830089
Yeah, saw the 2 previous threads, posted on 'em too.

>>726830115
007*

>>726830176
That's not what the quoted number says!

>>726829297
This might be the best advice right here

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>>726830245
bruv pls

(unless i'm missing out on the meme here, i hope not)

>>726830372
>726830007
>0007

>>726830449
oh shit

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>>726824811

Finnish femanon here. My thoughts:

1. I wouldn't call "male person" with micropenis even man. Men have at least average penis.
2. The fact that you are black doesn't help either. Dating markets aren't really on your side... (don't get mad at me just stating statistics)
3. More importantly man has went through full military service because they make men from boys in army (not hard to find male in Finland with full military service since all Finnish boys go to army when they turn 18)
4. Man has to be able to provide family and has stable income (THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR ME)
5. Man has to be able to take care of himself (I'm not planning to adopt fully grown man anytime soon)
6. Man wants traditional family with traditional family values
7. Blue eyes are PLUS for me although not requirement (not uncommon in Finland but pretty uncommon in global scale)
8. Blond hair is PLUS for me although not requirement (just my personal preference)


These are my personal requirements for a man and not all women share these. And as you can see penis is only one category among many which women consider in a man. So as long as you are good in other categories (there are many i just listed mine) you are good. Hope I helped somehow. Good luck for your hunt!

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>>726828642

I would date you knowing about your micropenis (if you have a good personality of course). I would laugh maybe, but really it's not that dramatic.
You can always use your fingers. And I like to suck small cocks, it's fun.

It depends on the girl, tho. It doesn't bother me, but that doesn't mean it will be the same for everyone... I'm sorry I can't give you better advice.
I'll finish saying that your cock is important, but it isn't everything. I'm sure you have something else that makes you someone worth dating.

pic related >inb4 tits or gtfo

>>726830598
tits or gtfo

>>726830598
Windows Phone Masterrace!

>>726827447
In your friend group, your not a friend if your fucking with the girl he likes, guy.

>>726829126
Yeah, i think women would prefer to suck bigger penis than small.

>>726829510
>>726829604
>>726829745
>>726829920
Fuck off racists. If you don't have anything related to subject, you don't have to say anything.

>>726830581
How could any man possibly fill all these requirements at the same time?!?!

>>726827919
My dick is like 3.5 inch and i also have delayed ejaculation, my girlfriend cums easy but i dont, i can fuck for literally an hour straight raw and still not cum, cursed with a blessing because her pussy is sore and shes came so many times. I honestly hate my sexual dysfunctions but its whatever.

>>726827966
Honestly I had my first blowjob when i was 16 and my dick was only like 3.5inches hard and i was super scared and nervous. Thank god it was dark, but she didn't care that is was small. Still my gf to this day

>>726830897

Depends on the gag reflex. I now prefer to suck bigger dicks, but at the beginning it was so hard, I was really happy with small ones.

>>726825490
I actually had a small magnetic sign made up for my car that says "FYI It's Tiny". I also had some business cards made that I can give that basically say the same thing. Helps.

>>726830897
>How could any man possibly fill all these requirements at the same time?!?!

Being a white dude who was previously in the military but now has a stable life and a job? Nobody could ever meet such a requirement!

>>726830897
Easily. Just be Finnish man with average penis or bigger with stable income and you want kids and traditional family. Probably the most common type of man you can possibly find in Finland... This doesn't help you tho because you aren't a Finn...

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halp plz

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>>726825490

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>>726830581

Not OP but damn... Are all Finnish females this brutally honest?

>>726824811
go see an endocrinologist and try and get some hcg. there is a study it makes your dick grow. so go do that and gtfo

>>726830598

>01/04/04

So, January 4th 2004, or if you're eurotrash April 1st 2004. The fuck are you trying to pull?

>>726830790

He was never much more than an acquaintance to me, guy. I say "friend group" because we had mutual friends, and we happened to hang out with each other, but he was always a snobby asshole to me to compensate for his small penis and lack of game.

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>>726825501

>>726830598
>And I like to suck small cocks, it's fun.
pedo

>>726824811
Sex and thinking about women is only a biological impulse. Develop yourself to think higher and concentrate on something interesting. I don't personally want to have a relationship ever again because people in general are shit. Running after pussy is stupid. You can wank and forget about everything in 5 minutes and then concentrate on something else what is important in life.

You are not missing anything but that's a mindset you will need to learn on your own unfortunately.

>>726831812
>Relationshits

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>>726831568

Sorry. I didn't sleep last night, I am tired and I have no idea of why I wrote this. Better?

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>>726831444
Yep. Finns are known for their personal space, lack of all the "small talk" and honesty. Finns tell you like things are and that's that. Also they don't like when people come too close each other.

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>>726827429
>Fuck off faggot.
>Do you have a dick pic?

Holy fuck at least make two different posts.

3.5 hard; no GF and I actually get asked why I a lot (most of my friends suspect I'm gay);

I've never pursued a romantic relationship completely because of the size of my dick.

>>726830581

and this mentality is why women are fucking worthless.

>man needs to make the money
>provide for family i.e provide for me and our kids
>man needs to blah blah blah

who the fuck are you? bitch thinks her pussy is lined with gold. women like her get the stable man that takes care of things.... and get bored later and fuck the adventurous badboy with a big dick on the side.

women like her are hardcore cheaters. I know because I'm the big dick they grab when hubby isn't home. my entire sex life consists of women already in a relationship, engaged, or married.

never date a woman with high confidence. she WILL eventually start getting fucked on the side by guys like me.

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>>726832152
you dumb shit, change your filenames if you wanna make them "legit"
Also your PS skills are weak. try again and come back later faggot!

>>726825114
All that projection tho...

>>726831288
Can someone even masturbate with that kek

>>726832927

You sir, have been triggered and trolled.

>>726830598
Other anon said that her woman likes to tease him for his small penis. Do women do this? Why? If i was woman i would probably be ashamed if my man had small penis... There certainly wouldn't be anything funny about it...

>>726832605
This thread is for objective discussion about male genital parts and what if those parts are too small. Not some faggot circle jerk.

>>726832152

Yes, better. The main problem now is, you're fully dressed. Get topless and try again.

>>726832152
you forgot the tits, cumdumpster.

>>726832877
This is what gets me. Do they see you nuzzling up to dudes? Yet they say you're gay, makes no sense.

>>726832927
But what if some women prefer traditional values? Where man brings the money in and woman makes the dinner. Where man gets fire wood and woman looks after kids. You know there's a lot of women who prefer traditional family values and traditional relationships...

>>726832927
This guy gets it.

>>726824811
Just look for a female with the same size dick as your clit and rub them together like you're trying to start a fire.

>>726833497
FUCK YOU

>>726833301

I've never nuzzled up next to a dude to my recollection, but I assume it's easier to reconcile a lack of GF (ever) with your friend being gay than imagining they're asexual or, even worse, have a small penis (honestly, I think men who don't have small penis and women believe it wouldn't affect their confidence or ability to pursue a relationship because they just can't know)

>>726831003

She doesn't actually cum, that's just her trying to make you feel good for your tiny ass dick, bro.

Nice of her to care, though. She's a keeper.

>>726831003
>>726833615

If any part of your story is true, this is the likeliest explanation; unless your girth is wildly disproportionate to your dick size, your lady is just making you feel good.

>>726826235
You are right used that line before and got pussy from it

>>726832152
Do you have an actual vagina? Cos contary to popular opinion 4chan is very forward with calling men in dresses chicks.

>>726825501
" i'm not a fag but i want to suck dick so bad !"
KYS already fucking piece of shit.

>>726824811
I hate replying to possible bait, but is that thing erect? Because it doesnt look erect.

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Is that small ?

>>726833799

Checked; but it's just a matter of judging the inverse, isn't it? Having a vagina doesn't automatically make one a chick either in my book, so it's just a matter of being honest about what attracts you to someone: their feminine qualities, or the confidence that they have a pooter.

>>726832152
I believe you b

>>726833322

idk man. I'm an American. The idea of a good looking woman that want's a traditional values relationship is pretty much alien to me. American women are overconfident, self-entitled sluts, and they've all been taught that their pussy is a precious gem.

I would kill to have a decent looking woman that does her wifely duties. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids and fucks on demand. She does that, and I would be loyal to my death, and treat her like a fucking queen.

I think I need me a foreign girl that appreciates the natural order of a man and a woman.

My ex? She's married now. I still fuck her on the side. And you know what? She bitches and complains about her husband.

>he thinks that just because he works and I'm at home that he doesn't have to help out around the house. fuck that, I'm not doing all this by myself

bitch he goes out and works 8 hours while you watch the baby at home. the fuck are you doing all day? there's no excuse. laundry, dishes, cleaning, and dinner should be done by the time he walks in the door. He works all fucking day, you should be working all fucking day.

>being a mom is so haaarrrrdddd

fuck off. I work concrete. staying home all day and doing nothing but some household chores and hanging out with the kid? yeah... that's called a fucking vacation.

>>726834023
Naa. Just measure it, along with the girth and imagine that all of that is going inside of a woman. If you go absolutely all the way in, they'll enjoy it.

>>726834023
Kinda

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>>726829080
Are you actually proud of that baby dick? Kek

>>726834156
>I'm an American. The idea of a good looking woman that want's a traditional values relationship is pretty much alien to me.

Blame the economy being trash compared to what it once was. Stay-at-home wives aren't economically viable unless you make very good money.

The working woman isn't going away any time soon.

>>726834156
I had her Anon , and I let her go. Now she is blowing some other dude every day she Is on her period. She even did anal. I'm such a fuckn idiot

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>>726834156
KEK. Get yourself Eastern-European woman. They are pretty based. Although it requires that you are white. And if you cheat on her you can be sure her brothers would break your knees.

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okay someone please answer, i'm 7.5 x 5.5 but i'm 6'4 and 295 lbs. I can't but help feeling small :l i'm still a virgin should i just go for it? like I send dick pics and girls are interested I just have no balls

>>726834029
>feminine qualities
Oh piss off, don't pretend there are inherent differences between a chick and a man in drag.

Even just the way they carry themselves is completely different no matter how hard they try to mimic.

>>726824811
2/10
>>726829080
10/10
>>726834023
7/10

OP you should probably cut it off and become a trap. Or putting it in chastity would also work because there's nothing you could possibly do with that small penis...

>>726834029
Alright back to TumblR you trans activist filth.

>>726824811
>>726824811
I'd love to take your whole cock and balls in my mouth OP :x

>>726835356
*aren't

>>726830598
>>726832152
That's a dude.
And I bet he still has a bigger dick than OP.

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>>726835195
holy neckbeard

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>>726835195
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>>726828372
Stay mad, nigger who will never be able to maintain a minimum wage job for more than 2 weeks.

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>>726835195
>>726835195
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>>726835460
Of course it would be.

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>>726835195
>>726835195
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>>726835195
>>726835195
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>>726835429
But are you woman? Because i'm not a faggot and i'm not planning to become one...

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>>726835195
>>726835195
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>>726835696
Look dude let's be honest with ourselves

You're just gonna get laughed at if a bitch pulls that out

It's time to go gay

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>>726826146
In baby dick's defense, his grammar actually wasn't that bad. Also, you type like a dirty eurocuck.

>>726832507
Hang on, would you say it's easier or harder to get finnish girls then? like maybe by their standards people from other places might be better at socialising. or maybe people aren't as close as quickly, so they have less casual sex overall

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>>726824811
my dick is micro status /b/ro I've been thinking about getting surgery for a somewhat girthy and "larger" penis because I know that is the reason I'm so shy of girls I'm interested in. I've had sex with one girl it was kind of hard because it was my first time but once I got the rhythm I went to town. Took awhile for me to cum but boy did it feel good I'm not skinny though, I'm fat but I look good facial wise that is about all I have. My friend got me laid by the way him and I banged this girl. she refused to suck my dick and refused to let me fuck her while he wasn't in the room I got pity fucked. Still got fucked though.

>>726829080
I agree. Only the big ones and the extremely small ones with guys into SPH are usually posted. I rarely see an 'average one' posted.

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Am I too small to ever pleasure a woman

>>726835806
I've thought about chemical castration.

>>726828372
>>726827919
Samefag

>>726836930
You might as well tbh. If there is a god he's telling you not to reproduce.

I was born with seven inches so I can't really empathize here rofl

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my cock

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>>726828348
What exactly about what you just wrote Isn't racist?

Do you know what racism is?

>>726837063
>7 inches

Of course.

>>726836393
Harder. A lot harder since you would be competing against Finnish men and Finnish society views men very differently compared to example America or UK. All Finnish men have to go to army and it's kind of "manly" standard in Finland (at least socially). When boys go through Finnish army they become men. There's Finnish saying "Armeija tekee pojista miehiä" which means in English "Army makes men out of boys". Finland has one of the worlds biggest military reserves even though there's only 5 million Finns.

>>726836930
Is that reversible?

>>726828703
Baseless claim.

>>726826214
it was kind of both
reality is just too horrible/funny sometimes

>>726837296
Who cares, I want to give up. What am I supposed to do with barely 4 inches?

>>726837281
Finnish men with no social skills though
All societies expect men to be masculine, it's an innate human trait

>>726827429
>Fuck off racist piece of shit.
i dont think racist means what you think it means

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>>726837272
>mfw I'm actually 7 inches

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>>726832986
Rub it like the clit it is.

>>726837589
i've 5 inches. can't really satisfy my wife. but it is not so bad, she's also fucking with her ex

>>726837684
Works well with Finnish women with no social skills.

>>726838472
Wow I hope you kill yourself.

Chemical castration here I come. Do I speak to the doctors about or can you get them over-the-counter?

>>726838472
i'm the same. at this moment she's at her lovers flat.

>>726837589
Same as me. Just keep on L I V I N

I'm as small as you. I am good looking, smart, have a good job, great personality and have no problem attracting women. I've slept with about 25-30 different women in the last 2 years and none of them have refused me sex when they saw my tiny peen. I have seen glimpses of disappointment and even got a couple outright giggles that made feel terrible but it is what it is. You can't just give up.

>>726839006
Just transition, OP

you're basically a girl already

I'm 3 inches hard and also overweight. But I'm hairy and straight so I get by with straight fetishist gay guys. Meh.

>>726824811
How do you guys measure your dick? Bone press or other?

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>>726824811

>>726839653
Skin press. After all that's what everybody is going to see. People can't see inside you.

>>726839429
I'm not aiming for horrifying parody of a woman.

Being a sexless robot is now the goal.

>>726839826
DAFUQ IS THAT?

>>726839653
Better to underestimate than over estimate.

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>>726839985
As opposed to the horrifying parody of a man you are now?

At least you'll have sexual contact if you transition

>>726827429
So its wrong for someone to be racist towards you but you can be homophobic towards someone else? Thats the intolerance and bigotry ive come to expect from blacks.

>>726836906
No, and you know you're not. You just have an average dick and are posting in a small dick thread to seem alpha.

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>>726840497
Where is the miscommunication happening here

Are you retarded?

>>726840497
You've clearly not been to Detroit

>>726840337
Fuck you cracker faggot. Get out of this thread!

>>726840616
I'm pretty sure you're the retarded one.

Sadly, I've been gifted with Micropenis. Also considering of my overweightness, it literally shrivals up like a turtle and disappears.

Ive never had a single girlfriend but had multiple one night stands..alchohol played in part and they didnt give a shit.

I'm on anti-depressants for the past 7 years so my sex drive is fucking dead. So I literally do not care if I have a small dick if Im never going to be able to get laid again.

Meh.

Lol, I remember one friends with benefits, she nicknamed it "lil chubby". Fucking lol.

>>726825329
>Irish ancestry

Well, that explains it

>>726839901
>>726840088

This. I also measure from skin. And I don't press skin inside at all.

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>>726840785
Explain your weird ass thought process then? Are you trying to make a joke or something?

kill yourself micropenis owner!!!

>>726839901
I think i do skin press which is just me lightly pressing the ruler which seems like the right way to do it. I just wondered if some guys bone press to seem bigger.

>>726840933
Are you actually thick?

>>726841066
They do.

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>>726841145
failed joke and 0/10 trolling faggot

>>726824811
Thanks, OP. You just made my 6.5 inch penis feel happy for not being the smallest around.

OP isn't even hard...medfag here. this thread is a scam

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Dick rate?

>>726840088
A penis.

>>726840645
Im a jew

>>726841411
it looks like chewbacca taking a shit

>>726841275
I think he took offence at the horrifying parody of man part.

Also I'm slightly weirded out by the sextual contact as a tranny part. Do you plan to fuck him or something?

>>726841532
Good one.

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>>726841608
I'm disappointed in your trolling today 4chan

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>>726841762
>WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA

>>726841411
3/10
Nothing personal kiddo. It's just not very big...

>>726827138
My dick is 7" by 5.5" around, my wife has a whole collection of dildos. I bought half of them for her. Don't be so insecure, that'll drive her off faster than anything.

>>726841066
Don't skin press. It's cheating.

I have a 2 inch nub

Usually when she gets to see the penis it's already too late for her to change her mind, so you shouldn't worry about that.
If we're not just talking about one night stands, on the other hand... the micropenis can have a negative impact. Just find a girl that doesn't care about it too much.
Anyway, they say "it's not about the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean"... that's only partially true. A big penis does help...

>>726843413
The first good and reasonable advice in this thread.

>>726841411
BBC beats BC every time. But at least it's better than wc. I'd pull my panties down for you.

>>726844389
Trap.

>>726843413
That's actually pretty good advice. Thanks anon.

>>726844389
Not anymore. When I was in my 20s I could pass no problem. I'm older now and lost my androgynous characteristics. Now the best I can do is look like a decent drag queen. Which I do...

Crossdressing is fun but BBC is my real passion.

>>726845186
OP here. Get the fuck out faggot.

>>726824811
Micro dick here. Married, two kids. Here is the secret as far as getting laid is concerned, shit's not a problem as long as you aren't a cunt to women and work on your oral skills.

>>726826469
women do not orgasm based on feelings

>>726824811
My dick is only slightly bigger than that soft.

It's only micro if it's still small as fuck when hard, right?

>>726846040
Not really. Are you so called "grower"? My penis grows only about 1 inch when erect. Some men grow over 5 inches...

>>726846332
I'm 6.8 inches hard, so yeah, I'm a grower.

macro dick here. my dick is macro af yall niggas lame

>>726845992
Would you cum faster if you just masturbate or if you also watch porn?
Yeah... it's not just about physical stimulation.

>>726835195
cut that ugly beard off lmao

>>726846978
porn is just additional stimulation you goddamned monkey

>>726827447
Is the name of your friend Adolf?

>>726824811
>Any femanons here, what are your thoughts about Micropenis men?
pegging

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Me

>>726848047
?
>>726848192
Get out faggot. even tho i may have micropenis i'm not gay and i'm not planning to become one...

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Horny microdick here.

Anyone here have a problem with maybe raping my face?

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how can i even compete?

>>726848948
>>726848950

Nice filename you have there. Would be shame if someone spotted that and called you out for your spamming ;^)

>>726824811
5.8x5.3 here.
Feels bad man. I feel for anyone under 6".

>>726849294
are you implying those are the same people or are not sure how the cool down period works?

>>726849441
Most women add an inch to a guy's length so I wouldn't worry to hard by being a inch off

>>726849660
Why? What do you mean women add inch?

>>726824811
I have a big dick.
I don't have a girlfriend.

>>726849294
Pink panty guy here. I took the pic and emailed it to myself then saved it again because I'm not completely sure this site deletes the exif data. I know it used not to. Then I heard they started but I didn't really want to chance it.

>>726840849
Irish average isn't that bad though.

>>726825188
>Ironic blow jobs

Lost ma fuckin keks

>>726830581
Wtf I always got teased in school for having almost white hair and blue eyes.

Got made fun of in Russia, Germany, France and Canada

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>726825329
>African-American with Irish ancestry
So your mom's a coalburner and your dad's not around

>>726847752
it's not physical, it's mental stimulation, you autistic fuck

>>726827447
Gook here, I'm the American average (slightly above 5") I'm either gigantic for my race, or the stereotype isn't true. Though, I've been insecure about my dick size, honestly. I never really believed in the race cock size stereotypes, even though I've joked about it.

>>726850936
Diceman jokes about it too.

"Put a piece of gum on it."

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Anyone remember that guy who had to get penis reduction surgery because his CaWk was 7x10?

>>726847848
Adolf Hitler reincarnated as a Korean?

>>726825114
Arab and 5inch and your welcome to try it

>>726824811
>>726850936
Same person, but I'm going to say one more thing. Coming on 4chan of all places to feel better or seek comfort about your penis, especially if it's actually small. Browing /b/ is like reliving high school, idiocy and insecurity runs rampant among the community of fragile egos who tend to project. They'll make fun of you and put you down while bragging about their supposed 8-10" penis to feel better about themselves, which is pretty ironic and sad if you ask me. Almost everybody is born with a burden to live with, I for one, my race. I'm open to ridicule just as much as you for being black (maybe more sometimes). Just learn to live with it, you're not gonna feel better about anything being upset about it.

>>726851941
Your Engrish sucks neega. turn your vpn before the great leader finds you and kills your family

>>726824811
Here
Mine is 1" literally soft
Hard it's 4.5"

>>726825501
>I'm not gay
A lying faggot.

>>726841411
>being a nigger with a micropeen
Why live?

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>>726824811
not you again

>>726851941
OP here. I'm not ridiculed because of my race or because of my skin color. Hell, being black is least of my problems. Having micropenis on the other hand really affects my daily life and by "really affects" i mean that i haven't been in a relationship in my whole life because of that... Being black is small thing compared to my micropenis problem.

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>>726835548

>>726839826
stop jacking off so damn much i got that rash too once its literally from wankin too much

>>726849790
Women are usually bad at judging a man's penis size and assume the penis to be larger than it actually is

>>726853397
Noice. 6/10 m8.