FUCK ordering things with hard to say names. Why the hell can't

>>726821741
Can I get a pitcher of Lagunitas Little Sumpin' please?
>Yah, no problem. I'll be right back.

This seems like an incredibly tense potential social interaction.

>>726821850
That's not how this works.

I'm going to sound like a retard

>>726821741
child detected

>>726821991
Can you not speak English? What the fuck?

Let's phoentic this shit for you:
La-goo-nee-toss
(you know how to say 'little' right?)
some-pen

Learn to talk motherfucker.

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>>726821741
Order something else then

>>726822208
>too retarded to order what I want
>better get something else

>>726821741
>i would like the lagunitas little something.
>little something

it's called the little something.

>>726822171
i thought the same first , but i think he is complaining about "little sumpin'"

>>726822171
>there are places in america that don't teach children phonics
>they just make them memorize the sounds of whole words

>>726821741
its pronounced "somepeen" you fucking retard

>>726822171
It's lah-goo-nee-tus.

>>726822407
no fuckface, it's "something". just because you spell like a niglet doesn't mean to need to speak like one. use your words properly while you're at hooters.

>>726822318
I'm complaining about the sumpin.

It's fucking stupid and anyway I say it I'm going to sound like an awkward tard

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>All these yankees

>>726822482
>>726822490
when the autism hits you hard

The man can't even enjoy a drink because he's too triggered over words.

>>726822318
Thus why you add the brewery, then everyone knows what the fuck is happening.

>>726821741
Have you tried not being autistic? You should give it a shot.

>>726822482
it says SUMPIN' not SOMETHING

The P is silent holy shit stupid fucking yanks.

>>726822546
better than being a nigger. you'll go your entire life without ever being triggered because you're too dumb to care about anything.

>>726822490
No, Lagunitas Brewing gave their beer a weird name. You're just ordering it, the waitress gives no fucks about the beer's name or that or ordered it. She's just in it for the tip, as in your money.

>>726822592
correct, it says SOMETHING. glad someone else here knows how to read.

>>726822714
>something is a weird name.

ok sheniqua.

>>726822673
>you'll go your entire life without ever being triggered
wow that's great anon

>>726822673
in mah' house we all avoid things that we dont know becuz thas for niggers

>>726822843
save your lame responses for your stepdad.

>>726821741
if you have 2 choices and you take 1 of those choices away... you have no choices

Choose one!

>>726822879
>projecting this hard
kek

I bet you wish you could order that drink right now.

>>726822949
no, i'm still hung over from last night.

>>726822814
"Little Sumpin'"
>Little Something

Are they the same? Are you retarded?

>>726822879
Why are you even worried about beer? You're obviously a 15 year old edgelord

>>726823082
>something pronounced with southern accent.

yes and no. next question.

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>>726823054
>>726821741
>I want to go to hooters and order a pitcher of this but thinking about ordering it is giving me anxiety

>>726823220
If you had bothered to read the thread Jessica, you would understand that I'm worried about using my words properly in front of my favorite Hooters waitress.

>>726823410
cucked by autism

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>>726821991
Too fucking late, spergmeister.

>>726823410
smoke another bowl of ritalin and chill

>>726822618
Sum-mmm
like "hey daddyo let me get a lil sum-mmm sumpin" buncha fucking losers

>>726823410
I'm OP, this guy is an imposter.


All I'm saying is that I'm worried about sounding like a tard. You guys are assholes, it has nothing to do with autism I'm not autistic.

>>726822450
How often are you slapped in the face with a cock?
Hourly?

>>726821741
I work at Hooters and when someone orders a beer like this me and the other girls all make fun of him in the kitchen

>>726823526
yeah because being more aware of my surrounding and how i feel about everyone watching me is going to help my anxiety. you sound like my jewish psychiatrist.

>>726823614
You are at least mildly autistic if you can't fucking muster the name of a brewery and beer for a waitress at hooters.

Order it, drink it, stop being such a winy little cunt.

>>726823614
Don't try to role play me you hillbilly. I don't need you defending my honor.

>>726823646
Lies

>>726823684
no one gives a fuck about you, especially not the hooters girls

>>726823646
Laugh it up while you can cunt. Your looks will be gone soon and you'll be crying at home, all alone with your cats.

>>726821741

You have severe autism and should avoid alcohol tbphwy fambam

just order a sumpin ale

>>726823614
It's just absurd. No average person is worried about saying
>the name
of something. You're not going to sound like a tard. If you sounded like a tard when you say it, then everyone who says it also sounds like a tard, which means everyone sounds retarded, and you have nothing to worry about.

You are getting worked up over a name. A name. You are letting a name get in the way of you drinking alcohol.

Think about that.

>>726823812
This is wildly inaccurate.

>>726822208
Order sumpin else you mean?
wink.gif

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>>726823915
>actually made me laugh

It's just written phonetically in a northern California accent

>>726823907
>hahaha he just mispronounced "something"
>i'm a dumb bitch working at hooters and even i know how to say simple words
>he clearly has the tism

what's absurd is your grip on reality. you make a fool of yourself every time you go outside because you're illiterate. everyone is laughing at you and you can't even see it.

I have solved your problem op. Here are the steps.

>buy Kernel Sanders suit and hat
>walk in with your own pitcher of sweet tea
>you're a southern gent now, talk like one the whole time
>order your lil sumpin
>twirl mustache and smoke cigar
>eat and drink in peace

You're welcome.

>>726821741
lol nice autism

>>726823646

underrated post

>>726823907

I understand that but at the same time my gf will judge me too. One time I caught her talking shit about me to the waiter when I mispronounced prime rib with "aus jus" and they were both laughing at me

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>>726824112

>>726824151
Thanks but no, I gave up cosplay like two years ago.

By the way. This manner of speech comes from southern whites. If blacks speak this way it is because they were heavily influenced by southern whites because history etc.
As a black man in the south just gotta let you crackers know that we appropriated your lingo before we started appropriating your wives and daughters. ;)

>>726824276
Menopause is not a giggling matter.

>>726824265 Yeah but you can blame the french for that. They are the ones that made their language fucking ridiculous.

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>>726824265
Holy shit.

>>726824320
Fuck off Trayvon, the only thing you need to appropriate is a prison cell.

>>726824265
>prime rib
>aus jus
>gf will judge me
>talking shit about me to the waiter
>they were both laughing at me
You need better self-esteem.

>>726824366

I mean the way I said it was "ass juice" but how the hell eas I supposed to know how to pronounce it?

And they didn't need to be making fun of me behind my back when I went to the bathroom. She said that I wasn't supposed to hear but why is she making fun of me at all

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>>726821991
No one gives a shit what you sound like when you order a beer. No one except you. Stop being an autistic little bitch and order the goddamned drink you fucking beta man-cunt.

>>726824503
it sounds like the gf is fucking the waiter and using you

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>>726823959

>>726821741
Ok, fine. Instead of feeiling put out because of mouthing the cloying phrase, "Lil' Sumpin' ", just tell the waitress you want "my own penis". She'll know what you mean.

>>726821741
OP

Just say you want Lagunitas or Lagunitas ale.

>>726824598

I was worried about that but I make more money than a waiter and she's always saying how she needs to be with someone with money so I'm not worried about her leaving me

>>726821741
>>726821741
Are you an idiot? Why dont you just search for the pronunciation on google

>>726824766
Nobody said she was leaving you. But somebody said she was using you as a sugar daddy while she fucks the waiter, because she doesn't actually love you.

>>726824852
What I'm saying is that why would she fuck the waiter that doesn't make any sense if he's broke.

I have to buy her all kinds of shit to get laid there's no way he can afford what she likes

>>726824151
Underrated

>>726824786

I know how to pronounce it I just hate it and don't want to sound dumb but it's like 8% alcohol and the rest is weaker and my gf doesn't let me order more than a pitcher so I have to get the strongest ine they have

>>726824936
He can afford to stick his dick in her.

Idk why but threads like these where some autist OP asks us how to fix a retarded problem then gets made fun of are my faveorite type of thread, I live for these. /b/ is still alive

>>726821741
lol

Can someone make a screencap this shit is pretty funny

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>>726821741
The name is "Little Sumpin' Sumpin'" you stupid dipshit. Maybe that's why your faggot ass order is always wrong.

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>>726825016
>doesn't let me

You're fucking killing me.
Do you even wear pants?
Does she peg you nightly, lifting up your skirt?

Guys seriously idk why you're being such dicks, I would've thought for all the retards on this site that you would've been able to relatw.

Last time I post my personal problems here.

>>726825777
he who is afraid to order something does not deserve it. it's performance art with the product itself.

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>>726825777
1. Checked

2. We may be retards, but at least we aren't you

C. Include me in the screencap, boys

>>726825016
You let your gf tell you what you can do?
You're the bitch in the relationship.
TITS OR GTFO

>>726826174
Fuck you buddy

>>726821741
Don't go to Hooters. Problem solved.

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>>726825016
>taking your gf to hooters

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>>726823525
>Typo in an edit
why do people do this

>>726827192
Probably a nod to the Duwang translation of JJBA part 4.

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OP here...seriously people???

OP, have you ever had the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity from IHOP?

Anyone get the screen cap for this?

I'm going to get so much reddit karma this thread is gold