I'm tearing out my old cupboards in my kitchen. Used to

>>726809507
Open it fag

Bumpo

File: 1490189947632.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

I'll roll one for you OP.

>>726809507
March 1997 wasn't even born yet

Nogger, open it now!

File: 1485639572998.jpg (13KB, 272x186px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 272x186px

>>726809507
Trips??? Just open it you little shit

rill-a-reno!

File: 1490131435618.jpg (322KB, 727x3229px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 727x3229px

Roll

>>726809507
Let's see what's inside

This

>>726809507
Open sesame

Anything valuable mails it to me if I get trips

>>726809694
Is

Just open it ffs

>>726809507
i'm betting on a crusty tissue and a copy of that months playboy centrefold

>>726809624
I was born in August 87. Come at me brah.

>>726809721
Sparta!

777

Check'em...

Make it dubs, are you even the least bit curious to see what's inside?

>>726809777
Yo, wuzzup??!

Open Sesame...

>>726809777
OH SHIT

>>726809777
winrar

File: tonetta 777.jpg (18KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 300x300px

>>726809777

>>726809777
ffs

>>726809777
winrar

Winrar!

>>726809777
HIS TRIPS ARE FAKE
MODS

>>726809777
Nice

>>726809777
Wizard

File: ghahsdasdada.gif (829KB, 150x250px) Image search: [Google]

829KB, 150x250px

>>726809777
damn son!

File: 1453908010902.jpg (268KB, 816x816px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 816x816px

>>726809777

>>726809507
Why did you leave your name on there..

>>726809777
>be me rich stupid grilfag
>me having only iPhone for interwebs
>nit able to view webms...
>AAAAYYYY LMAO

File: IMG_1904.jpg (43KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 480x360px

Do do a do a barrel roll

File: 1490451829897-1821224152.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

Im nervous

>>726810037
Cigarettes...

>>726810037
That box is the same age as me

>>726810037
Moldy cards and coins

>>726810177
Keep going

>>726810196
Kek

File: 1490452036311483875789.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1440px

Oh cringe...

>>726810196
>>726810177
Coin confirmed, kek

Is there pez in the Santa? Eat it

File: 1439750324601.gif (1MB, 168x120px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 168x120px

>>726810177

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/redline-hotwheels

Could be worth something idk

http://radaris.com/p/Jesse/Kurzel/

>>726809507
you mean you lack the mental capacity to remember 20 years ago?

>>726810303
Moar

File: 1490452312136-1390261578.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>726810518
Good job Detective

I have no idea what the pennies are for

>>726810518
Lol he did say his age and his name

>>726810303
MOAR

>>726810303
>http://www.ebay.com/bhp/redline-hotwheels
I want to see this article on Manson

>>726810608
we now know your adress and your parents names that cant be good.

File: 14904524020571841067764.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1440px

Well that kinda sucked

>>726810608
soooooo, 20 years ago, you were........
a faggot?
same as now?

File: number 1.jpg (38KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 225x225px

>>726809777

>>726810608
Capt Morgan toy? You a rum boy?

>>726810690
It's happened before. One person is going to call say something stupid and hang up that's about it

>>726810303
jesus Christ that shit hand writing

is he a nigger or just retarded?

>>726810717
What the actual fuck.
People wont even dare to put creapy pictures on the newspapers

>>726810810
Both. And he was 12

>>726810794
Your neighbourhood seems kind of abandoned

>>726809507
kinda neat but its still junk thats all over the place every ware you needed the open it in say a nouther 20 to 30 years later bro

>>726810889
that's 8 year old tier

>>726810913
Is my Integra still in the driveway in that street view or they have a new one yet?

This is literally the fakest fucking letter.

>>726811020
picture was taken in oct 2016

File: 1490452769713486259412.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>726810988

disappointing box...

>>726811020
Also why do you have three cars?

>>726811125
a baboon with chalk stuck in its ass could write better than you

>>726811362
His mom and dad need cars too.

File: pez santa.jpg (322KB, 551x659px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 551x659px

>>726810608

http://www.courtrecords.org/people/Jesse+Kurzel+CT/

This nigga has a record

>>726811362
The truck is my moms one is to deliver pizzas and the other is my twin turbo drive like an asshole car

>>726811362
in case one brakes down and one gets stolen

>>726811125
Jesus your handwriting was better when you were 12

>>726811445
FUCK YOU PEZ SANTA

>>726811447
don't all nigs?

>>726811447
Try to find the article about when I stole the 18-wheeler

>>726811742
Criminal mischief and larceny lmao

>>726811445
they never made a pedo bear pez

'eat my candy little girl, EAT IT'

>>726811821
Yeah I got 6 felonies. That's why I'm 32 years old and delivering pizza

>>726811871
>they never made a pedo bear pez

/b/, I have an assignment for you.

>>726812004
Question OP, I always tip $3 for delivery. Is this considered a good tip among delivery drivers? I always do this to ensure they don't spit in my food.

Pez santa needs to be inserted in to your anus. Trips bequeaths it!

>>726812004
Atleast you have a nice car

>>726812124
That's about the average tip. Unless it's a huge order and I have to make a couple trips back to the car, I would consider that cheap>>726812196

File: brent.gif (808KB, 275x206px) Image search: [Google]

808KB, 275x206px

>>726811125
OP, fellow 32 year-old here, I can totally relate. My handwriting is also quite similar to 20 years ago, and you're right about cars looking shitty. I didn't like Manson much, though, but at least you listed rock music and not some faggot nigger shit. I remember that there was also a lot of nigger music coming over from the US (I'm German). Thank god we had trashy eurodance music at the time.

>>726809507
you don't need trips to open it. just open it you fucking moron.

File: 149045389116923255055.jpg (2MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1440px

>>726812301
That was my mom's friend's car. The black one and blue one are mine

>>726812302
I always meet the drivers at their car and I'm 10 minutes from the pizza place. Orders are usually $20. I just reeaaallllyyy don't want my food fucked with and I don't wanna go get it.

File: e47ff9936a0602136c7fe39c5ab9308b.gif (2MB, 268x168px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 268x168px

Neat thread that was fun.

as a pizza delivery guy, how open are you to get your dick sucked? I got one guy and I just wanna chow down on cock

>>726812498
Doesnt it get boring to live there

>>726810303
hi Jesse Kurzel.

>>726812626
Oh god are you a hacker?

>>726812600
Winter kinda sucks. Lots ofplaces around here to take my kayak out and go fishing in the summer though

>>726810717
I bet you live in Connecticut, faggot

>>726812865
What do you fish for?

8606355605 is this still your number?

File: 18746_glaser_200x300.jpg (151KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 960x1440px

>>726812912
We got a funny bones over here

>>726812963
Pike bass stripers flounder

Yeah that's the house phone

>>726812865
>winter kind of sucks
try living in northern maine nigger

>>726813089
nice. it was 70 here yesterday and I wanted to get out and fish pretty bad, fuckin work.

>>726809507
Do you feel ill being on /b/ and knowing that you were once free of /b/ and full of potential?

this is a good thread

>>726813471
No. I'm just sitting at the house playing Battlefield until I have to go to work anyways. This passes the time a little bit.

>>726813270
40 degress here. Where you?

>>726809731
Lol nice my b day is 8/22/87

>>726809507
roller

>>726813854
A little late to the party champ

>>726813725
Michigan. Its starting to warm up but its going to be pretty rainy. Don't mind fishing in the rain but have no raingear.

>>726809507
>>726810303
Nigga, why didn't you cover up your name?
Do you WANT these faggots to fuck with you? Because that's how you get these faggots to fuck with you.

Once a shot,
Given in my head through medecines,...
I didn't forger
And I will do the best from myself
To end psychic prisons
And give health to free people.
:)

>>726810029
Tits

File: 1490035760863.jpg (40KB, 640x641px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x641px

>>726810303
>http://www.courtrecords.org/people/Jesse+Kurzel+CT/

4 years after this time capsule was left the little fucker was getting arrested for larceny and burglary charges...

>>726810608
>fucking tracer

File: 8e1255bdfded4701019006ef11a96558.png (40KB, 193x205px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 193x205px

>>726809777

File: 1482251643896.gif (174KB, 299x240px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 299x240px

>>726809777
WINNARRRRRRRR

>>726809777
MODS!

>>726812498
>The black one and blue one are mine
OP is still stealing shit.

>>726815610
Kek

holy fuck dude probation isn't even hard and you have like 10 violations

>>726809507
>when you're lonely and need a bunch of anonymous people to validate your existence.

I vote you fuck off

>>726815824
I was on probation for multiple charges. When they found cocaine in my system they violated me for each one

File: stop breaking the law.webm (293KB, 600x325px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 600x325px

>>726816081
>doing coke while on probation for multiple charges

>>726816338
I bet you never tried to stop smoking crack. Violating probation works though

File: 1355739283325.jpg (237KB, 1100x1380px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 1100x1380px

>>726809777
GET

>>726815106
Huh?

>>726810029
Download Merlin browser on AppStore. That's what I'm on

>>726816753
Ask Siri about the number 108 close your eyes and watch the magic happen

>>726816753
>>726816753
And post results

>post hot wheels collection

>>726812491
>hello late fag not reading the thread

>>726816081
Post mugshot

File: 1490458050298283872815.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>726817040
It's up in the attic.

Here's one I got in my closet though

>>726810303
Nice job op you put your name and age on /b/

>>726817273
>dat Sega Genesis

File: 1476448474674.png (135KB, 333x254px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 333x254px

>>726809777

>>726809507
>>726809777
>>726810037
>>726810177
>>726810717
>>726811125
>>726817273
At least OP delivered.

>>726814424
I'm in Michigan also 248 area code.
It's 40 degrees and raining.
Yesterday it was sunny and 74

>>726817514
Thanks, Bob. Now on to sports with Bill Jennings. Bill?

>>726817273
>different sized crocs placed together

>>726809507

http://www.countytimes.com/news/man-allegedly-drunk-drives-into-wall-of-litchfield-gas-station/article_1f220e45-ceb0-5a3e-98ab-c796a5d62bc2.html

>>726817622
>having crocs in the first place
>not being a chef as the excuse

>>726817665
How fuckin dumb you gotta be, nigger?

>>726810717
>tickets are 17.50
damn

>>726817665
haha holy shit my buddy hit a house on xanax but he didn't make the journal

>>726817665
Ha! I blew a .267 that night

>>726810303
OP how did you know about the computers?

File: images.jpg (37KB, 626x461px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 626x461px

>>726809507
>777
7777

>>726818039
I think you'd be dead...

>>726818292
I had a pretty high tolerance back then

ITT I learned you can google someones name in America and get their rap sheet. Your country is unbelievable how the fuck is this allowed.

>>726815380
Born in 1985

>>726809507
Thanks for sharing. That was really cute. I wish that I would've done something like this

>>726818590
We love/hate crime, you limey bastard

File: 360.jpg (149KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 720x960px

Time for the underage rage cage

>>726818775
i'd change my name for real fuck that also can we have a couple colonies back pls

>>726819032
You can have the niggers you left here back, and maybe California if things get worse

>>726816569
I'm not him but most of us weren't stupid enough to START smoking crack, nigger. Makes it much easier to stop.

>>726818116
He's a time bandit

>>726810303
I was born march 5th 1997... is this meant to be OP?

>>726818292
people tend to die around .30-.40, he was close though

>>726812626
you a genius

File: googly-dune.jpg (109KB, 365x500px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 365x500px

>>726819421
Fucking kek

>>726817273
holy shit its shaq-fu!

File: 1488662738353.jpg (68KB, 687x687px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 687x687px

>>726819596
My only logical explanation

>>726819543
"The date today is March 5, 1997" pay attention assholeface

>>726819740
My fucking cat chewed up the sega DC cable about 17 years ago. I'd love to play all those old games. And the cats name was shaq

>>726809507
Time stamp

>>726809507
Check em

>>726819912
OP those adaptors are cheap as shit, also was it plugged in?

>>726820236
Yeah but it was off. The cat was fine. The console should be too

>>726809507
hey OP i grew up in hartford across the street of the wedbster theater where the manson show was..brought back memories ,,thanks

>>726820376
Cool. It's still there they still have shows. Do you remember the sting in New Britain? I saw stained clutch Sevendust and Limp Biscuit all in the same night there in 98 or 99

>>726820725
WOW, great bands who's music has stood the test of time

>>726820333
Oh, lookie there.

File: Screenshot_20170325-125829.png (386KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 1440x2560px

>>726820725
It was 98

File: Screenshot_20170325-130057.png (382KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 1440x2560px

>>726820976
Staind was a local band at the time

>>726809624
>>726813731
Dec '87, what what

File: milkandcheese[1].jpg (147KB, 488x756px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 488x756px

>>726809658

File: 4ChanLegion.jpg (53KB, 640x512px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x512px

>>726809507
>>726820333

Hey, OP! Trips! Fag, or deliver?

>>726809624
Same. Was born 2 months after that.

>>726817665
How senseless that the names and faces of offenders get plastered all over the internet in the USA.

>>726821662
That was Op who rolled trips Trips you fucking numbnut

>>726810608
nice pontiac firebird

>>726817273
Dat shaq fu

File: hello.jpg (809KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

809KB, 1920x1080px

Well hello there OP

>>726809621
Thanks for sharing, OP. This was really cool. Good luck on your remodel.

>>726823169
Home phone:
(860) 635-5605

>>726823169
and it appears you still live with your mother