/b/... how do i get a girlfriend with this acne problem? all

>>726808437
have you considered an anime waifu?

because a real girl aint happenin.

You need a fucking doctor, like, yesterday. That shit looks infected.

Chop your trap dick off, because women already have a pussy and they don't need another. Beta males need to learn to make sammiches, and stay admiring of the real men.

You censored the wrong part, ugly faggot

I had acne ~1.5 years ago for no reason.
I never had to use creams or wash my face or anything because my skin was always clean.

However I ate a shitload of burger and for the first time popped a pimple so maybe that was the starter.

Went to doc and he gave me acutane and that stopped it. Got no more ugly shit left.
Still taking eat, but weaker stuff now. Probably gonna stop soon.

>>726808495
>You need a fucking doctor, like, yesterday. That shit looks infected.

Fucking seconded, that crap ain't right.

Doctor. Now.

Ask your doctor for Isotretinoin.
It reliably gets rid of the acne you have. It's literally the wonder cure, no hyperbole. It's not that widespread because it has lots of side effects though. Can permanently damage your gut/intestines, among other things. In your case it's worth the risk though.

It won't cure your lasting scars and non existing self confidence though. Those will stay with you. Maybe forever.

>>726808495
+++++++++++

>>726808437
Dude, I have acne too and I have literal vaginal sex with girls all the time. Like, the straightest, most heterosexual sex. With females. Lots of it. I'm literally drowning in all that hot vagina goo. Oh man, just thinking about hot vaginas makes me want to bone a girl right here, right now.

>>726808437
lower your unrealistic standards and find a girl with acne problem or a mexican or black or overweight girl.

>>726808680
You mean like with a vagina! Wow that's amazing. I bet you even get the kiss close. I can't believe how much vagina sex you get with females because you are a male, and that would make that vaginal sex heterosexual.

Vagina...

>>726808437
Are you doing anything about it?

I assume by staying inside you are not really getting any sunshine, believe me, even an hour or so of it can do wonders.

>>726808680
Are you sure it was vaginal sex? Like heterosexual intercourse?

Last time I checked on the internet, they had two holes! TWO!

Sure you went for the right one? Or is it like lottery

>>726808495
How do I upvote this?

>>726808437
Well first off you need to stop picking at them you stupid faggot. Second, stop eating like a pig, stop drinking soda and greasy foods. Third, exercise you lazy fuck. Lastly, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER YOU DIRTY FUCK, AND STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE.

>>726808437
You are not getting a girlfriend until you get that acne problem under control, unless, of course, you want a girl who is as disgusting or worse than your picture.

After you solve acne problem, the best advice I can give you is to make moves, be confident, and ask them questions. You have to do most of the talking. When it comes to kissing or having sex for the first time, again the best advice I can give you is to not be afraid to make a hard move first. Do not wait for the girl to do anything, because you will be friend zoned long before she makes any first move (unless of course you are attractive like me, I've have plenty of girls literally throw themselves at me).

fuck you OP

you've made this thread like 4 times now, fuck off

>>726808803
Whatever you do don't be a race traitor....

>>726808437
Look bro I know how it feels. All my friends have girl friends as well and all I do is go to the gym, go to work, and in my free time I sit at home comfy posting and playing mass effect. My acne can be bad sometimes but not anywhere near that bad. My advice to you is to try tea tree oil. It really helps disenfect shit because I'm guessing you can't help but pick at your face right? Other piece of advice is to just wait it out. I'm girl friendless, 18, and about to graduate high school but I have faith I will find a girl when the time comes. Cream always rises to the top bro, become the cream

>>726808437
Quit picking at it

>>726809036
friendzoning someone is the best part though. Im the one who does it.

>she wants to bang for for 2 years now
>still didint give her the permission

I dont know why but its a damn great feel. I feel like a noble

>>726808437
Well if you want to get rid of your acne or at least reduce it a lot, stop eating things containing anything milk related.
You'll see it doesn't let you eat a lot of things but at least do it seriously for a full month (a month goes really fast, I'm not saying you to do it for a full year or more) and everyone will see the result.
Plus you'll easily get read of that slight overweight lowering your confidence. Also of course don't eat anything with a lot of grease.

Even if you go back to eating shitty things later at least you know how and in how many time you can get rid of it.

>>726808504
Your sammich, sir. Please fuck my sister! :3

Always leave your skin dry. That kills pimples.
Otherwise they'll just feed themselves on whatever is on your skin

>>726809558
Wow 20 minutes late. You really suck at this, and you must call me master. Where is my whisky? What am I supposed to drink with this shitty sandwich? WHERE is my Whisky?

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>>726808437

i had the same problem when i was a teen
wash your face with surgical soap
cut the sugar intake
dont pop the pimples you spread the infected area doing so
shit more than once a day
and drink alot of water

Shower every day, and don't touch your face. I'm 21 and had acne all through high school. For me it really consistently stopped when I stopped drying my face with a towel after showering. It sounds odd but no matter what I put on my face gave me acne so now i just wash my face gently in the shower amd then don't touch it. Like don't even pop them or pick them.

>>726809911
It's been said in here already, but if you legit suffer from acne, and do not want to go to a doctor, here's how you heal it-- no shit.

1- Stop picking at it. Your hands are disgusting, and that shit will never heal if you keep fucking with it. Even if it has a white head, let it pop naturally. Take a hot shower to open up your pores and it will usually pop on its own.

2- Stop eating greasy food. Diet is essential to good skin. Stick to natural foods. If your poor, eat a ton of canned tuna, canned chicken, oatmeal, and rice.

3- Drink a fuck ton of water... I'm talking over 100 ounces a day. You will piss a ton, but it will not only help your skin problem, but it will help fight off colds and boost your immune system.

4- OXY. Oxy is BY FAR the most potent, high powered acne wash out there. Get the one with 10% Benzoyl Peroxide. Wash your face every morning and every night. NO MORE THAN THAT. You will dry your fucking face out.

5- Was your bed set weekly. Your sheets are disgusting, I guarantee it.

6- Shower every night. This is usually where I was my face.

I suffered with Acne into my early twenties. A friend gave me these 6 steps, and within 3 months I didnt have a fucking bump anywhere on my body.

If you do these things, you will look normal. If you don't, you don't really care about your acne and will, as a result, suffer with it your entire life.

>>726808437
Damn bro, I feel genuinely sorry for you. My advice is hookers. Concentrate on making as much money as you possibly can and buy fake love. Or a fat girl. But definitely hookers.

>>726808437
if you washed your face as often as you make this thread your acne would clear up in a week. maybe less.

neck yourself, faggot.

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>>726808585
You are a brainless shitlord. You didn't have fucking acne, you had grease ball pimples from touching your tiny smegma dick and rubbing your face. Probably gave yourself pink eye a few times. You're a waste. May god strike you and your parents dead simultaneously.

>>726808437
You need a PS4 ,girls love PS4

>>726808437
Be a drug dealer. Drugs and money are the most important things to a girl. Make sure you deal both weed and cocaine to be sure. Stay away from heroin, those bitches OD in your room and you gotta drop their bodies off in a dumpster or something.

OP is a fag.
https://thebarchive.com/b/search/text/get%20girlfriend%20acne%20problem/type/op/

>>726808990
>he doesn't know about the third hole

http://www.xvideos.com/video7612928/playing_with_female_urethra_-_pee_hole_insertion

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>>726811116
what a sad pathetic loser. I mean OP is a fag, but this makes you a swamp banger with the brains of a scottish postal worker on break drinking diet pepsi.

>>726808437
Very rich.

Go to fix it bruh.

>>726808437
Accutane

>>726808437
This isn't your face though. This face keeps getting posted on here a lot. Is your acne this bad?

get either into a paleo or meat free diet (for some reason both work for different people so you will need to test which one is the effective one for you), get roaccutane

>>726808655
I ate Isotretinoin, after 4 months my acne came back...

>>726808495
bump desu

>>726811854
Everyone knows you shove Isotretinoin up your ass.

>>726809464
>stop eating things containing anything milk related.
what? I eat milk products all the time and never in my 30 years had acne.

>>726808437
its so obvious
kill yourself

>>726811992
genetics

>>726811794
No what he needs to do more than this is two important things.

1. eliminate dairy
2. limit sugar

I've had shit skin pretty much since I was 13. 28 now and even though I still have terrible skin I finally realized how much those two things fucked my skin this whole time. Won't deny what you said though. If only I had the money to do a good diet I'd go for it but I am a NEET so I got to eat what I have to. At the very least I can cut certain problem foods.

I can guarantee this will work for anybody.

>>726812086
fucking genetics took my hair tho

>>726812140
naw bro that was me

Just cut your head off. Do these people a favor so they can quit wasting their time with this shit you post every fucking day.

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>>726811992
So you're admitting that you're so dumb that you believe that all humans are effected the same by shit that's consumed into their body?

I imagine this is a troll thread, but if you're serious, legitimately go to a dermatologist or your family doctor

not even bullshitting you. that is not a normal level of acne. I also have seen the wonders that a dermatologist can work, I've seen people with hideous faces get fixed

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>>726812166
Satan?

>>726812236
of course it is. this pasta is stale as fuck.

>>726812236
Shouldn't you be in school?

Try the antifungal clotrimazole 2%

Killer Zit beard

>>726812208
I'm sure you're affected by all the cum you swallow

>>726812518
I dont swallow, I snowball with your mom and dad.

>>726808437
Rub salicylic acid all over your face.

>>726808437
just get a girl with an acne problem you know twinzy :3

>>726808437
Start listening to metal, edm, and rap. Wear band t shirts with skinny jeans and a belt with a seatbelt clasp, gauge your ears and do drugs semi frequently, get an attitude like you don't care about anyone's opinion and always try to be funny anyway.

>Worked for a buddy whose got worse acne than you

Racoutan /thread

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>>726812605
my dad is ded

>>726808437
Get a ps4 at least you shitbrick

>>726813542
how dose that help :/

>>726813607
It wont with the acne but youre time spent alone could be spent on a worthwhile system.

>>726808437
Holy fuck man. Go to the doctors immediately, stop putting it off. That shit'll scar your face for life.

>>726808437
honestly you need to focus on getting rich. If you have money 10/10 girls will want to be with you, doesn't make any difference if you're ugly or not.

thats not acne, its bad hygiene and bad diet. bacterial infection staphylococcus and fungal infection...u need water, no sugar, probiotics, and exercise

>>726813397
So thats why his eyes were always closed.

>>726814131
You need to give your pseudo medical advice back to the butt-hole you pulled it out of.

That's not acne. I'd go to a dermotologist OP

>>726814385
im a PreMed student fuckboy

>>726814679
Fuckboy, lol. Not only are you a liar, but you're a childish excuse of a man. Your neckbeard is longer than your career in medicine will ever be. PreMed doesn't even begin to cover diet in relation to diagnosis. You literally have less than an 8th grade grasp on education. Trump has more experience in being poor than you do in the medical field.

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>>726808437
Maybe u can hook up with her....

dude, you need to get some serious help first. fuck girls, you have some serious skin problems

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Bro I'm a girl and seriously I'd be SCARED TO DEATH to touch your face. See a specialist

>>726808437

Jeesus that mango maggot infestation looks gross. Seek help m8.

>>726808437
There is only 1 solution, OP.

1: Cheese grater
2: Your face
3: ???
4: profit

>>726808437

jesus man, what is a washcloth?

>>726811992
>never had acne
So you've never had a back zit or nothing?

Stop chugging that fucking monster faggot.

Wash pillow, don't touch your face. Water. Avoid sugar and milk. Wait for sweet time. I had spots and my face magically cleared up when I got older. I still get some spots every now and then cos I live like shit. A few spots is better than being bald and fat or looking like a 30yr+ woman like everyone I went to school with.

Maybe you can find a girl with similar issues, but don't bet on it, guys are thirsty as fk these days, some chad would still hit it whereas girls are prudes.

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If this is real try these two things:

1: cerave face wash, foaming face cleanser

2: clarisonic vibrating face brush with the sensitivity head to start.

Do this once or twice a day and it should clear your face up in about a month. Keep using the combo to keep breakouts at bay.

I dealt with pretty bad acne throughout high school and this combo is the only thing that worked

>>726808437
fuck off with the pasta

>>726808437
Use zynerit

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Dr Dicknose's guide to smooth skin

>1) dont touch your goddamn face. Oils and bacteria = bad news for deep open pores

2) clean your pillowcase a few times a week, or lay a fresh clean towel over your pillow every night. Pillowcases can harbor a bunch of nasty shit like mouth bacteria from drool.

3) see a dermatologist, i had to as a teenager but i got my shit in line

4) wash your face obviously, but not with abbraisive chemicals (eg oxypads). Use antibacterial soap and warn water with a clean washrag. Pat-dry with a clean towel

5) eat more pussy, drink more milk.

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>>726808437
sport + diet + powerful antibiotics from dermatologist + shower 2 times per day + cut down on sugar + washing face 10 times per day + decent face salve - it should help, if not, kys.

>>726817597
shower 2 times a day will just dry ur skin

>>726808993
By killing yourself.

>>726808993
ctrl+w

>>726812236
ok timmy now back to bed before your mom finds out you are using your pc out of your good boy time

>>726808437
Why do you want a girlfriend with acne?

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>>726809325
It really doesn't feel like anything imo. Probably feels great to you because you're ugly as shit with low self esteem.
>friendzone girl from highschool until 2nd year in college
>go back down to have party with friends
>never drink but when I do I black out
>only thing I remember is people telling me to just fuck said girl
>I kept saying no
>wake up next to her
>9 months later I have a child with a girl I clearly got raped by
>I'm a 6'5 260 pound man that got raped by a 5'3 garden gnome
>fast forward 2 years
>still haven't seen my son
>name isn't on the birth certificate
>told her I didn't want to raise a child
>she made some other lonely idiot like you raise my child

>>726815562
Hers is a birthmark and she's still extremely attractive with it being there.

>>726808437
use salt alongside a teetree facial scrub, moisturisier and disinfectant also get outside and socialise

>>726809558
>>726809825
two betas clash

Get a PS4 /b/ro

>>726808437
well op, do this.

>boil water in a big cooking pot.
>when it's boiled take it out.
>cover your head with the towel and blow your breath into the water
>you are trying to steam off the oils in your face.
>get a good amount of paper towels to clean it.
>do this for at least half an hour every day.
>always clean your face with soap and COLD water to close the pores.

>use a medicated soap.
>use little shampoo.
>restrict your fat in diet and eat lean cuts of meat and veggies.
>drink only water, no sugars except from fruits.


over the course of a couple of weeks you should be getting good results.
If you decide to pop a acne cyst you should only do so when they are completely white.

>if you have black dots buy a comodone removal tool and remove them.

Use only clean sheets and covers for your pillow, wash them everyday if necesary.

go to your nearest pharmacy and buy a medicated soap or mixed skin one, if possible a few disposable face towels to go through the day without your face looking like an oily chunk of meat.


soo if you do this consistently you should see improvement, as you grow older this will get better on it's own however if you are past 19 yo and you still have your face like that you should go see a dermatologist.

good luck.

>>726808437
ALL THOSE BLACKHEADS THO. I WANNA EXTRACT THEM. OP LET ME REMOVE THOSE FUCKERS FOR YA!

Just grow a beard OP

>>726820199
>>726810521
medifag here

do this op, it's really god advice.

water is vital.

>>726820528
op is clearly 12 he can't grow one.
look at that baby stubble, he just wants to kiss and grab ass in the movies.

>>726808437
bleach and cat urin on your face. it'll open your pores

>>726808437
Fucking hell. There's only one solution for your ugly ass.
Step 1: buy a mask
Step 2: date rape

>>726810521
Second this advice. Started doing shit like this myself and my skin is clearer than it's ever been.

You'll be drowning in pussy in a few months, don't worry OP.

>>726814679
>PreMed
>Pre
AKA not a doctor

>>726808437
Go to doctor. He'll give you Accutane / Roaccutane. Shit works like a nuke and is the only real working medicine that fixes it perm.

>>726808437
Strangely enough, if you'd suck my cock. I'd make sure you'd get a nice fresh, hot therapeutic jizz facial.