What is /b/ drinking/smoking tonight? Me, I am drinking in my

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

>>726797014
Fuck I haven't heard that in so long

>>726797283

^_^

>>726796964
You still there anon?

>>726797829
He died

My cocaine dealer isnt picking up. Im so sleepy, Im going to die.

>>726797829
I'm here

>>726796964
Its not kys on livestream.

OP here
Do you guys ever just think what life would be like if one thing went right?

>>726797014
I miss The Dennis Miller Show on HBO ;__;

>>726796964
dass a good ass drink OP, good shit

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Homemade "brännvin" or Swedish vodka.
Spiced with johannesört ( St John's-wort) and elderberry.
38% alcohol. Tastes amazing.

>>726798154
You wouldn't appreciate things if everything went you way all the time anon. Stop worrying. Have another drink. Go to bed.

>>726798281
Thanks.
I like it cause it goes with everything and before you know it you're shit faced.

>>726798353
Sitter du och super på förmiddagen?

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>>726798394
Its only 8:30pm
And you're not my mother.

>>726798414
>Sitter du och super på förmiddagen?
Ja för fan. Kom hem för 4 timmar sen, jobbat 23 timmars skift. Tror jag förtjänar det.

>>726798541
>23 timmars skift
My Swedish isn't great but 23 hour shift?
Fuck me. Keep drinking laddie.

>>726798541
I don't speak elvish but what >>726798774 said

>>726796964
I smoked some weed like an hour ago and my heartbeat went up to 170bpm. My resting heartrate is as low as 50. Should I see a doctor? I've been going through really stressful times, most anxious I've been in my life, not sure if that triggered it. Also the bong rip i took was huge.

>>726796964
Well OP considering you are drinking "Gay" your thread is pretty much rekt by default.

>>726798918
I would recommend a doctor. Any heart rate over 145 should be checked.
Also see a psychologist to help deal with stress friend.
OP loves you.

>>726798880
One Swede asked the other Swede anon if he's drinking in the morning and the other said he deserves it because he came home 4 hours earlier from a 23 hour shift.
I hope. Been studying Swedish for 11 months.

>>726798918
Chill down mate, nothing will happen to you it's normal. Just try to do something to get the edge off the stress. Drink something with sugar, eat something. The worst that can happen is you throw up and you get better after 1 hour...

>>726798984
Get the fuck off 4chan, you're a minor.

>>726799079
Pretty much nailed it. First Swedish anon here.
Your Swedish seems good. 10/10.

>>726799075
Love you too OP.

>>726799090
Thanks man, not too worried now but I felt lightheaded and my heartbeat was seriously out of control but now it's better.

>>726799103
47 and counting, Now go finish up that big 'ol gay, son.

>>726799079
>>726799127 praised you. Hooray! Keep learning friend! Learning another language helps your brain functions and decreases the chance of alzhiemers.

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just woke up here on the east coast. finishing what i started last night. mixing with ginger ale, cold brew coffee on the side

>>726796964
mount gay

lol

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>>726799222
Yes sir.
A third way through

>>726798541
Jiiiisses, fan de är rätt tungt assa, har kört 18-19 timmar pass inte 23. Det kommer slå till bra kompis

>>726796964
Consider adding a plugged-in toaster to the mix for an electrifying experience

>>726799277
I'm sorry. Does my choice of alcohol distress you, peasant?

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>>726799277
forgot pic

I get shit but it does not give me a hangover got to cut down soon though my body hurts.

>>726799079
Yeah you got that right

>>726799342
>Det kommer slå till bra kompis
Jo fy fan det gör det kan jag lova. Tom mage med.
Snurrar på fint.

>>726799471
Ja jävlar, du borde försöka få i dej nåt, annars vaknar du bakis som fan ikväll haha

OP here.
What does everyone fight for? What makes you keep waking up and living your life?

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>>726799388
wut?

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>>726799570
to drink!

>>726799570
You need benzo OP

>>726799567
>du borde försöka få i dej nåt,
Jo ska knalla bort till pizza haket och köpa en stor rulle och en flaska Loka snart. Hungrig som en varg.

>>726799704
I need friends.

>>726799704
This

>>726799746
>need

>>726799570
You ever been in love?

>>726799388
Mount Suck And Fuck A Dude just doesnt have the same ring to it.

>>726799794
If it tasted as good as mount gay I'd give it a go

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>>726799794
Not the guy you were talking to i don't know where this faggot showed up from?

Restoralax is my drink of choice!

>>726799787
I have. God knows I fucking have...
We were together for 7 goddamn fucking years and she had to fuck it up.

>>726799736
Ja låter som en trevlig lördag, brännvin och kebabrulle. Lite avundsjuk. Hit hem ska svärföräldrarna och två kusiner..
Ingen fred fören ikväll så sippar lite whisky och lugnar nerverna.

its 6 am and i am drinkin sailor jerry....Faggot

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>>726799847
>>726799864

>>726799570
To be honest, just finishing my shitty useless sociology degree to make my grandparents happy before they die.

>>726799934
Good enough friend. Finish the bottle for me.

>>726799864
Taaka, holy shit. Are you 14 years old trying to break the hymen of a a 12 year old girl by mixing that shit with red kool-aid?

i am relapsin so i will finish

>>726799904
Tre svenskar här inne

>>726799960
Friend, I'm glad you powered through for any degree. Be proud you stuck it out even if it was for your grandparents.

How is drinking looked upon in your country?
Here in Sweden everybody drinks like fucking crazy every weekend. No control what so ever.
But if you take a glass of whisky or wine during a working day (Mon-Fri) you are considered an alcoholic..

>>726800010
lol off by 1...kys

>>726800048
Känns bra eller hur?
Skål mannen.

>>726800060
i am alcoholic

>>726800060
OP here.
My country was formed on drinking friend. Aussie op BTW.

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This and did not like

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>>726800010
I didn't know alcohol was a fashion statement..

>>726800060
Here in Ireland everybody drinks all week.
The word alcoholic is just another word for Irish.

>>726800097
Ah bra skit, ska nog ta en whiskey bara för de, jävlar sugen man blir. Södra Sverige här.

>>726800125
I thought England shipped off all the rapists and scum to the island of spiders, abbos and sharks

>>726800097
Skål kompis

in the good ol us of a all you gotta do to make amends is go to some meetings then its a disease not degeneracy, and hippa protects you

>>726800185
>Södra Sverige här.
Norrland här. Djupt in i skogen. Ta den supen, du förtjänar den.

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>>726800054
I can always get into computer science as a side thing as a substitute teacher. But thanks, a job is a job, until you do what you want to, I can probably pull off teaching in a computer class after the 1 year of graduation. I only have 1 year left anyways, might as well go back and do it.

>>726800060
Germany:
Pretty much the opposite.
Binge drinking makes you look like an alcoholic (or edgy teen),
'Socieable' drinking or after work beers is seen as fine. Even if you really need it.
If you tell people you don't drink in general you're most probably a recovering alcoholic.
Basically Germany favours functioning alcoholics and looks down on binge drinkers
Not saying binge drinking isn't a thing here, but I was shocked when I saw what regular drinking is
in Sweden and Norway, to say the least.
Reminded me of Liverpool (got family there).

>>726800188
Aye, is true friend. But we raped the abbos, spider and sharks and now they're our slaves.

>>726800311
Dubs of truth

>>726800271
DO it! I don't know you but I hope you succeed in all your endeavors and you have a happy life friend.

>>726800311
Paul Hogan is my hero

>>726800396
Hoge sister my hero too friend.

>>726800227
Uppmaning tagen, black velvet upphälld

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>>726800361
you too

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>>726800396
God damn, he's 77 now. Still has the semen of a crock I bet

>>726800396
>>726800429
I think I meant to say hoges is my hero too

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>>726800460
lol he still looks like he can kill you with ease.

>>726800460
Still an aussie icon.

>>726800535
THATS NOT A KNIFE, THIS IS A COLOSTOMY BAG

>>726800441
Thank you friend.
Kinglar is beast.

>>726800638
Delet this

>>726798063
so paradoxical

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OP here
This is what I'm looking at right now.

>>726800684
His stuff is bunk. Im glad Im not paying for his kids shoes.

>>726799746
Where do you live OP?

>>726800987
I live in Australia on the Gold Coast.

>>726800987
Where do you live?

>>726801214
Looks pretty chill. I'm from Melb.

Well rip thread guys.
I love you all.

>>726801361
Is it nice down there?

>>726801375
Good job optus, kept me entertained

>>726801433
Optus live chat here. How can I help you today?

>>726801409
Yeah, have you never been?

>>726801491
Yeah I'd like some of that rum you're into to, how much is left?

>>726801697
Not this time of year.

>>726801830
Half.
I would gladly share friend.

ayers rock is a sleeping space ship, right???

>>726801903
In the dream time cuz

>>726801859
If I was around Goldy area I'd come drink with you for sure!

>>726801956
Fuck yeah friend.
It's super chill where I am on the canal.

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>>726801936
The Noozles used crystals to go back their planet.

>>726801996
You must earn a nice wicket living round that area

>>726802148
I try haha

>>726802148
Haha and modest even on the internet

>>726802193
>>726802300
That was Ment for (you)

>>726802300
Can't live a life being a cunt.

>>726802504
How old are you if you don't mind me asking

>>726802969
23

>>726803164
Are you from nsw?

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>>726796964
Bruh

>>726799746
I'll be your friend if you eat my hairy ass hole

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Nothing really, just a can of decaf Pepsi and a hamburger.

>>726803430
Bruh
Brothers.
>>726803383
No, I live on the Gold Coast though

>>726796964
We'll, you chose a decent enough rum. Good for you there. Hope you figure it out buddy. If you can afford booze, Coke and a bathtub, shit could definitely be worse.

>>726803549
It could, but it's the soul that hurts.

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I'm drinking with a rich Japanese alcoholic. This is his favourite drink.
(Sideways pic related)
>I'm not even drunk yet

>>726803642
Are you fugging him?

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>>726803672
lol his wife is my wife's best friend.
This was another bottle he brought.

>>726803641
What phantom pains are you going through?

>>726803780
So foursome? Also if you can't read it what makes you think we can

>>726803849
I tried to get my wife's sister to google it but apparently everyone's too drunk. I might rape everyone later.

I found this maybe if you google Bon sake
http://www.japaninmelbourne.com.au/artice35/

>>726803642
Found it....it's called Bon Chogin

>>726804221
Don't care about sake just rape

sup fuck sticks been drinking since 8 pm friday ama

>>726803430
So that's what Mount Gay looks like in Australia?

>>726804752
australia is mount gay

>>726804564
what time is it where u live

>>726804937
8am

>>726804937
still drinking tho

>>726803780
Is it saki? Or sake or something like that..

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how come everyone here is drinking, but not smoking??? I got some bud over here, been chilling for the last 20 mins.

>inb4 DUDE WEED LMAO

drank for 12 hours and played chess, just end my life

>>726805232
bc random drug tests otherwise i'd be smokin and drawing

>>726796964
Yeah, if you can have a drink in your bath without getting interrupted every 5 seconds and you have a few cash to go out with it is worth.

>>726805219
Sake..... I guess it's good coz the emperor drinks it

>>726805438
ching chong ding dong gibs me muh rotten rice. nasty shit, fuck off

>>726805375
I'm actually stil chilling drinking friend. No need to go out.

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rum and coke with my father from about 8pm-11pm then jäger bombs 12-2 then mdma 3-now

pic related, my night; how was your guys'?

>>726805583
OP here, I need that mdma friend. Want that good feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo

>>726805502
There are more creative ways of being jealous these days bro. Maybe google it

>>726805690
had me spilling guts to my best friend who's curled up in my arms right now.

this stuff is therapeutic man, been going through some depression lately but with everything that happened tonight i feel on my frickin a game

>>726805894
maybe google my cock so you can see they come in mens sizes

>>726805897
Its honestly the best drug I've ever had.

>>726805690
enough about me though, how are you doing? what thoughts posses your mind tonight?

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>>726796964
Spliff and a shit for me

>>726805955
I just googled "my cock" and you're right except it said "did you mean giant cock"

>>726806107
lol now your future employer will know your a cock gazer, thank your senator

>>726806042
5 minutes ago I was wondering what I could do to get my BPD girlfriend to spend more time with me.
But right now I'm feeling as if I could jump in the canal and swim for hours.

>>726806056
Good on you friend! Enjoy that high!

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>>726806226
as cheesy as it is, people crave mixed signals. if she's Bi polar shell crave you even more if you're not around. yenno, don't be a dick and push her away for other chicks but maintain your focus on what makes you; you

if she really loves you she'll stick around without any fuckery and i wish i could jump in a canal rn. stuck in canada weather so i'd die from freezing if i tried that lmao

>>726806575
Borderline Personality sadly.
But I'm trying to show her how much I care and that she can trust me.

>>726804546
My wife's sister just started touching me in front of everyone......I reacted like a true alpha.
Went bright red and didn't say a word

>>726806760
homie let your actions speak

words don't touch the soul until you're already in there

>>726806760
Leave her, otherwise she will drop you when you least expect it. Chances are she's already out fucking multiple guys per week. Trust me on this. BPD girls are all the same. There's no saving them.

>>726806955
>>726807069
Who do I listen too is the question.
I know she isn't fucking other guys cause she barely leaves her house, but the loneliness is hitting me hard.