Found this cleaning out recently deceased dad's house. Super

You can knock those really hard on the side and the lock will pop open.

>>726793588
tru, either try hammer, or you can look up the make of it and see where the mechs are, and slide sumthing in the top to unlock it.

just stick a screw driver in the keyhole - hold the screwdriver with a wrench for leverage - turn until the lock strips.

If you knew what was inside wouldn't break, you could throw it on the ground right on the front corner of the lid and it will fly open.

Obviously if your dad's glass slipper is in there, well...

>>726793588
Just on one side of the safe or the protruding bit with the lock? Also I read that the file part on nail clippers works but so far no dice. If someone has a tip please advise.

>>726793498
Easily cracked.... Or brother into. Can even use a paperclip. There's tons of tutorials on YouTube brah. If that fails do this >>726793588 but with a flathead screwdriver in the crack and beat the shit outta screwdriver a rubber mallet

>>726793498

You can use just about anything to open it, just make a lockpick and leverage tool and go for it.

>>726793984
Broken *

Hold it chest high and drop it so it lands on the corner it will pop those boxes suck

>>726793846
this, stupid.

I swear - you idiots have no common sense.

hit it with a hammer on the corner - lol

>>726794014
Torsion tool*mate

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>>726793940
It depends which way the lock cam inside is facing, you want to smash it in the direction that it'll disengage from the pin it locks around.

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>>726794060
Truth. We use this at work for locks mounted in soft materials like wood, plastic, sheet metal, etc.

>>726793913
Worried about breakage since Idk whats in it but
>>726793846
I'll try this hang on keep bumped a sec while I fetch screwdriver and do etc

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>put it in your house
>burn down your house
>???
>profit!

>>726793498
Take a small knife, like a Swiss army blade, and stick it in the keyhole, straight back and in the middle. The once its back, move it up and at a right ward angle, and turn it in the unlock direction. It might take you several tries, but once you've done it once, youll have no problems whatsoever doing it again

take a pic showing safe so we can see make

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>>726794203
with this holding the shaft for leverage.

>>726794293
Is dis nigga serious

>>726794317
or vise grips

throw it into a fire with a temperature of about 3,000 degrees celcius, that should melt it open easily for you

>>726794549
lololololo

hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

>>726794203
Couldn't find an adjustable wrench but saw a vice grip (now I'm feeling in a rush). One min. About to try to force it

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Old locksmithing trick, Mix a 1:1 of bleach and ammonia and pour it in the lock, it'll grow crystals which push against the locking pins just the right amount because the pin length changes spring tension and it should pop open in about 20-30 seconds. You can also blow warm breath into the lock so it'll grow crystals faster.

>>726794549
XDDDDDDD u shud b comedy like Amy shoomer or Dain Kook hahahahaha! I go pay monies 2 c u! Hahag

>>726794549
oh em gee my sides need replacement because they now are cracked!

>>726794832
lololololo
hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

>>726794831
You're doing it wrong. Gimme a second and I'll show you how to make a paperclip in the perfect position, then you can use the screwdriver as a means to turn it. You don't want to fuck up the lock...

>>726794934
>lololololo
>hilarious. wow - what a funny guy. Im dying laughing here. what a knee-slapper. funniest thing I ever read. har har har. lololol

>>726794935
who cares if he fucks up the lock - HE DOESNT HAVE THE KEY, dumbass.

>>726794995
I'm aware. But why fuck up the lock and ruin it when he could reuse it down the line? Those are like 150 buckaroos

>>726795039
>reuse it

No key, einstein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCTvHJC-hX4

There's a number on the lock, go on eBay type in the brand name of the safe the number on the lock and put key and you can get a replacement

>>726795097
nigga buy a blank key and make a new one.

>>726795097
YOU USE THE FUCKING PAPERCLIP NIGGER. HOW DENSE ARE YOU? once you get a feel for it, it's fucking simple.

>>726795150
wow, how secure.

dumb fuck.

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.com/itm/321294310810

>>726795219
Dude 9/10 people aren't going to know how to do it. Whatever man I'm outta here. Was just trying to help you.... But I don't fucking like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy5kJ5Uqa2o

>>726795225
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/321294310810
obvious scam, idiot.

>>726795289
wah wah

you mad, bro?

>>726795330
No lmao, I can get into my safes just fine. Kek.

Old locksmiths trick.... Forget about the lock, cut the thing open with an angle grinder or similar.

>>726795308
No, there's a number on the lock on the safe, if you get a replacement key from the company of the safe, it's expensive and you have to get a document notarized. I broke a key off in a lock and this is how I got a replacement

>>726794832
Don't need to open the lock if your sleeping forever, right?

>>726795407
so can 1/10 people according to you. SO only 400 million other people in the world.

nice security

More likely: You are too big of a pussy to even open a jelly jar - but it makes you feel like a big shot to brag about having lockpicking skills. Really, what a loser.

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OP here. Sorry for the wait, took some work. Its insurance papers and a revolver (loaded!) Trips and I shoot myself on livestream. Idk how to livestream but if you tell me and get trips consider it done. Have cam and will delivar if you tell me how

>>726795465
Suuuuuuuure you did.

>>726795527
The surprise inside is seeing papa again.

>>726795549
Sorry man but trips are trips

>>726795549
most excellent trolling, OP. touche

op you stupid faggot it's been 37 minutes just smash that shit with a hammer and deliver the contents

>>726795539
Kek okay you're baiting. Take er easy shitdick

>>726795708
for fucks sake am i blind

>>726795708
I'm afraid we 8 the b8 m8

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>>726795549
No joke m8

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Cheap lock?
Get a swiss army knife and force the fish scaler in like it was a key. It's how I used to get into my dad's porn cabinet when I was a kid.

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>>726795818
Proof it's loaded

>>726795938
And you can measure your benis after -)

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>>726795818
L9l just realized I posted ae pic for proof sorry drunk

>>726795549
do you actually want to kill yourself or are you that desperate for e-attention?

>>726796056
Kek you were in that gun thread. 327 right? U fucking nigger topKEK

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>>726796099
Already wanted to kill self. Honestly I had suspicions gun was in safe. Though I'd also offer a chance for a few sick fucks to see it
>pic related

>>726796156
>literally the most common gun some old faggt buys for home defense then locks up in a safe never to be seen again
>looks familiar

dumbass.

>>726796156
Idk what you're referring to tbh. Love you

Fuck off and die

>>726796208
I want in on this. try tinycam

Roll faggots. Im ready to die but idk how to stream it and you havent earned it

>>726796243
Not even a remotely true statement. But good say to you sir

>>726795549
Rolling then

>>726796352
nah go to sleep attentionboi

>>726796352
Here faggot, you're not gonna do it, so I'm not gonna feel good about it.

>>726796352

Use tinychat

>>726796444
Trips and great suggestion!!!

>>726796409
The truest statement, nice try faggot.

>>726796444
Winrar

>>726796444
Op here. Winrar!! Lemme look up setting that up hang on keep bumped

can't verify real gun, no timestamp, no tits
also don't kys, OP, blah blah blah you know the drill

>>726796444
>>726796444
Winrar

>>726796582
>no timestamp
Check again

>>726796528
Old faggots don't buy hammerless wheel gats faggot. Those are made for CCW

>>726796444
oh shit

444 NEVAR FORGET

THE DAY OP 404'd

>>726796444

>>726796672
I hope your decision gets you raped

Bumperoni

>>726796844
>dubs

Has Kek deemed me to be raped? If dubs, this cancels out your curse.

>>726796895
I'm fucked.

>>726796895
Get fucked kid

>>726796580

What's going on, OP? ARE YOU GOING TO DELIVER?

>>726796895
lol, nice try faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM42YTY62rA

Nice airshit, fgt.
I just checked against a real one. Close but no cigar.

>>726797001
dang off by 2

>>726796955
Probably older than you. Fuck you and your dubs.

>>726797001
Y u do dis?

>>726797052
I felt like destroying something beautiful.

>>726797080
I am anons life. I am now ruined by another anon who has cursed me to be raped. I scared of what's to come.

>>726797167

Will you two faggots stop fagging this up?

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>>726797167

>>726797201
>>726797214
One of you made a fight club reference, so I did the same. It must've gone over your head(s)

>>726797201
At least its keeping the thred alive

>>726797201
Yeah what
>>726797300
This dubs rolling machine said. Fuck you!

OP Pussed out

>>726797272
>joke goes under the radar
>LOW LOW LOW MUSUV GONE OVER UR HEDS!

>>726797399
Please stop rolling dubs anon. This is just ridiculous now.

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>>726797482

OP, fuck you.

-anon

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>>726797554
Jesus almost got trips. You fucking suck now nigger

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>>726797603

>>726797645
woops reroll

>>726797645
#rekt

>>726797603
We got trips a long time ago nigger, we're just waiting for OP to be a faggot and not deliver

>>726797725
I was talking about that anon who kept rolling dubs you incompetent shithew

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>>726797696
Dick

Rolling, open the box

>>726797784
Kek a loser non dub getting feg like yourself would be driving that bucket

>>726797554
Kek this might actually work if you put the weed in the chamber :DDD

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>>726797887
>off by one smellin faggot

die

>>726796444
Ok deliver kek

>>726794832
Hello oldfag

>>726797989
Hahahahahahaha you fucking nigger!

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>>726798167

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>>726798193
Check.em

>>726798182
u 3

Bumping just in case op delivers

kys

>>726798644
Chekt also check em faggots

>>726799084
Check em

>>726799329

check denied tardo

>>726799455
Checked on the check denied. Burn.

>>726799455
>>726799599
FUCK Y'ALL

OP no deliver

bumparoo

>>726799718
He already did it Faggot, the link was posted and deleted, only a few anons got to watch OP's head explode

>>726800926
ah, bummer

Anyone save anything ?

>>726794317

does it have to be crescent brand wrench or can i use a different type?