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Hault! You've been stopped by the German guard. We need

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hault! You've been stopped by the German guard. We need to check your papers.

Singles = German Normie, you may pass | Dubs = JEW! | Trips = Faggot! Gas Gas Gas! | Quads = Waffen SS, please excuse us for stopping you. | 1488, none other than the führer himself. HEIL!
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>>726789998
1 off quads

roll
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rolllllllin
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im not a jew i swear
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sieg
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Get off my Asschwitz
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juden tag
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Oi
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hitler lost faggits, suck my dickenheimer
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>>726789998
Oi vey you stop me at dis hour??
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Halt Hammerzeit!
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Rolling like the penny pinching fag i am even for CSGO
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>>726789998
RAILING FOR MEIN FUHRER
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>>726790722
JUUUDE!!!!!
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>>72678999
roll
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Rawling for endsieg
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>>726790722
YOU THINK YOU CAN DISGUISE YOURSELF DIRTY JEW
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nein nein nein
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>>726789998
HOL UP
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>>726790811
Oh jew>>726790811
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>>726790811
Get the fucker
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>>726789998
Fuck off
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>>726789998
heil hitler
there have been jews in the waffen ss
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>>726789998
rollan
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>>726790855
JEEEEEEEEWWWW
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Hey jewwwwwwwddd dun makit rong
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>>726790855
You were saying???
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>>726790855
>claiming jews
>jews knows who are jews
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German shepperd reporting in
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hail hitler
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>>726790855
Jeeeeew stotting a Jew spotting a jew spotting a jew
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>>726790922
Oh looks like ive been found, fuck all you nazi's, im heading back to Israel
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>>726790922
Your a jew.... JEW
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>>726790922
You jew too
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>>726790900
The Jews outing the Jews... Priceless
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>>726790900
Bad news buddy
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>>726790811

Pot to kettle: We are both going to be stored in the oven
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>>726790900
Nice try swine, you're not fooling anyone
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gib safe passage
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>>726789998
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Fuck off I got work to do
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Enschuldegung, warum stoppen sie ich? Ich bin von der deutsche Volk!
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Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
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siege heil
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Sieg heil
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>>726789998
OUT MY WAY HOE
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>>726789998
Just another bernd passing through.
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>>726789998
Howbdare you stop me you retard
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IM A NIGGER
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Heil.
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Guten tag
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Im a jew.
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Someone invite JonTron and PewDiePie to this post. We'll know for sure.
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>>726791566
Argh gas gas
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Ai em se fuhrer let me pass
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rolletz
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>>726791566
JEW
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>>726789998
SS coming thru
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Sieg Heil
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Heil h
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Guten tag officer
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>>726790894

>Be SS officer
>Catch this pretty mixed race mongrel and her family trying to escape the border.
>"Search her" in front of her family
>Take her into a private room
>Tell her that she and her family can leave if she sucks your cock.
>Start off gentle then ram it into her uvula and hold it in until she vomits.
>Make that degenerate slop up her own puke like the nasty trash she is.
>Kick her in stomach, bend her over fuck her hard in the ass unt she bleeds.
>Then deflower her as our god given right as a superior Aryan man.
>Cum all over her face.
>Let your men have a go at her.
>Return her bow legged still partially naked and tears streaming down her cum covered face to her horrified and terrified family. Escort her with your arm around hers like a mock gentleman.
>Send them all to the camps for the lulz anyway.
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Sieg Roll
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Jewnit lost
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>>726789998
Heil Hitler
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>>726789998
nothing to see here, gents!
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Roll
>>726791996
AHAHAHA
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Third roll
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>>726789998
jews should be gassed
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>>726789998
...
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Rollo
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Nothing to see here, just a normal germanium going about my daily duties
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>>726792300
Here's another for the train.
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>>726792300
Here comes the gas
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>>726791996

Stop watching so much facial abuse. There is a reason you are still a virgin, aside from your looks and anti social tendencies.
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Rick rolled
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>>726792598
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>>726792555
Execute him NOW!
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>>726792711
A mockery!
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Rollin
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roooooling!!!
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>>726792877
FUCK YES! I AM A GOD DAMN JEW!
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I did nothing wrong
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screw you guys im going home
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Rawl
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>>726789998
Heil Kamerad
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>>726792877
Into the gas chambers you go
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Rolly
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>>726793001
Good thing you did. Literally dodged a bullet.
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>>726789998
SIEG
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>>726793112
As did I
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Hallo
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>>726793117
>>726793155

samefag pls no hurt meh
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>>726792877
Time for some cleansing you filth
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>>726789998
Heil Hitler, meil Soini
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Nice to see you again guys! Have a nice day...
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>>726789998
1488!
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here are my papers komeraden
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Get out of mien way
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It is I
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>>726793251
You may pass
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lemme see your papers
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rolllling
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...
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>>726792555
We've got a faggot here
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nigerian
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seig heil nigger
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Only Aryans here
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>>726792555
Faggoooot
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>>726791566
spoken like a true Libtard
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>>726793577

please wait here
KOMMANDANT!
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Grüß Gott!
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>>726793737

Oh God at least let me bury my sheckles
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>>726789998
Oy vey
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>>726792539
why act like faggot anon obvi on the wrong board
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No Jews here
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Abendmänner, wie etwa wir vergewaltigen und töten einige Juden?
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>>726789998
Oy Vey
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>>726789998
Hallo leute. Sieg heil.
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Quint get I am the furher fuckers
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For Germany
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Am I hitler
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Stinky jew here
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Gas the jews
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>>726789998
dabs
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>>726789998
Hier sind meine papieren, herr Haupscharführer
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>>726790894
8/10 would enslave
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1488
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>>726794455
Time to concentrate you. Get the fuck Auschwitz.
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sieg fuck
MMM
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Roll it nigga
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>Close eyes
>walks forward
>"I am one with the force, the force is with me"
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have a nice day sir guardsman, sieg heil!
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Das rolling
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Sieg heil
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>>726789998
Seig heil mein Feuhur.
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You bastards would not recognize US commando in german uniform even if I stabbed all of you in asses right now.
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>>726789998
Roll
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Holy shit, look at the fuckin gas bill
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Es bleiben hier: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs und Burgdorf
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I'm a jew, arrest me.
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Hello gentleman.
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>>726789998
Roll
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>>726789998
Roll
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>>726789998
Gutenmorgen kameraden
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>>726789998
War ist meine papieren? oy vey!
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>>726797700
GAS GAS GAS
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weiner
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>>726797900
Time to rev up those ovens.
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Heil Hitler!
Hier sind meine Papiere.
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>>726789998
>>726789998
Sup dawg, where all da white wimmin at?
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Rawl
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>>726798199
JEW!
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>>726789998
Let me pass
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>>726798222
Stop the train. We've got another one
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Rolll
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>>726798233
>>726798244
You shall not sass
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>>726798233
Well look who's talking
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Aryan Coming through
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>>726789998
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>>726798333
The zyklon-b sure smells lovely this time of year doesn't it?
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Rollin again gon get those quads
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>>726789998
Heil Hitler!!! And gas dem jewz muzlims and other human waste!!!
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>>726789998
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Jawohl, Commandant!
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Heil Hitler!
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rollin boi
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Ralling
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>>726798533
Shower time Jewish swine
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>>726789998
normies get out reee
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Fucking jews
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Rolll
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>>726789998
Gutentag
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>>726789998
Roll
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>>726798701
xDDDD SMOKE THE BLUNT FAGGO
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>>726789998
rollen
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Auf dass das dritte Reich auf ewig lebe! Sieg Heil!
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>>726789998
good ol' roll
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>>726789998
Waffen SS passing by, give way!
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>>726789998
Fuck you all.
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>>726789998
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Deus Vult?
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>>726798877
Deus JEW!
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>>726798877
Double jew faggot, hory shet ur so baaaked
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>>726798877
j u d e n
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Rolling
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>>726799000
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>>726799000
Halt! Shower zeit!
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Rollerino
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>>726799000
Never get even dubs, and this is when I get dub-trips?!?!? FML. Put me in the oven already....
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>>726789998
Nig
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SIEG HEIL!
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Pls
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>>726789998
roll
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>>726789998
Waffen SS!!!
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>>726789998
you forgot to heil me faggot
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>>726789998
ich bin just passing bei, do not meind me bitte
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>>726789998

Pull out my dick

GUARD: You can pass.
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>>726789998
I am Fuhrer himself believe me.
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Guten Tag, Herr Soldaten!
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Am I dead ?
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>>726799251
No! I am zehr Führer!!!
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>>726789998
Guten Tag!
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>>726789998
heilllllll
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>>726799311
Fuck.
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>>726799215
Is this the 4chan Paradoxon where everyone want dubs or more but that would mean you die?
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Plez
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>>726799311
Shower awaits you, dirty jew!!!
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you sure stopping me was a good idea kike lover?
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>>726789998
Ich spritze mein Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!!!!!!!!
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>>726789998

I hope all is well officer
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Not a jew
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Heil!
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>>726799399

K I K E
I
K
E
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>>726789998
rollerino
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>>726789998
Lamo
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>>726799399
Wake up and smell the ashes
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lul
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>>726799399
Ye ye, tell it to the oven.
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>>726789998

ayo nigguh holla at a brutha mufucka
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>>726789998
I'm not the jew you are looking for.
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>>726799500
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i FUCKED A STAG UP THE ASS and then he fucked me
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>>726799469
ay yo wag1 baby can i get that numba
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Sieg hail
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reroll
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rerolll
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Dammit one of the last rerolls
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>>726799588
YOU DIED
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>>726789998
I was just on my way to get some tendies
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>>726789998
Respect my authoritah?
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Hier, meine Papiere.
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>>726789998
Heil
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WHERE IS HITLER
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>>726799600
WASTED
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>>726799630
I'll kill myself before that happens!
>STABS SELF IN ARTERY WITH SHARPENED JEWGOLD
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I want to try my egyptian girl's luck
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>>726789998
Gut
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mein kampf should be considered the bible
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Mi sir you strarted a gold post
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S-sure, here are my papiren, sir!
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>>726799600
And you thoughten you kann passen? Thinken again!!! Let the gasen clear your minden.
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i am a normi
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>>726790855
>>726790811
>>726790722
>>726790922
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Judenification intensifies... we need more gas chambers!!! I mean, showers
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Rolling, mein bitches!
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Get diesen juden and kilen dem all nooowww!!!
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>>726799966
Did you mean DYING
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Rollz
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>>726789998
Look whos back
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>>726789998
Ich rollere
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Hey Im just passing by officer
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Good morning officer, did you saw a lot of jews today ?
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>>726800422
shit
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>>726789998
dont mind me oficers
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>>726789998
rell
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>>726800422
yea i see one now
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Achtung!
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>>726800491
lad
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Heillin
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>>726789998
Daddy
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>>726789998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SEKnJE1MNR
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Volkswagen
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Faggot reporting for duty
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Fak
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>>726800552
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I'm Jewish... You guys are a bunch of sick xenophobes. How dare you mock the holocaust!
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>>726798244
il let you gass.
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>>726800608
Newfag detected
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niggers
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>>726800659
Newerfag detected.
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>>726798841
But, that's a Wehrmacht cavalry's parade uniform. Very suspicious.
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>>726800715
Newestfag detected
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>>726800608
>>726800659
>>726800715
we all were once newfags but in the end we're all still faggets
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Dopfel nummers, bitte!
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role
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>>726800863
>faggets
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>>726800863
>it doesnt even matter
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Sieg Heil
Gruss aus Germania
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Hitler checking in
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>>726801074
(((Faggets)))
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Just passing by
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>>726801924
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>>726801498
>1498
Great. You must be one of Führers body doubles. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.
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>>726802022
Fuck
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