Nobody thinks your kids are cute when you're out in public. I'm sorry to take away the only joy you have in life, but nobody thinks your kid is fun and nobody wants to hear him/her make any sound ever.
No shit, it's why I make mine be quiet or I wisk them away and spank them when they become bothersome. The only people who I honestly think enjoy my kids are other people with kids who are simply grateful that their own kids have a distraction.
With that said, I love my kids. They're fairly well-behaved for kids their age, and I enjoy watching them grow smarter every day. When they're older, I'll teach them to shoot and fight so that we can fuck our neighbors up at the end of the world.
> you can't understand the joy of having a child till you have one yourself.
Yah, they do nothing but piss and shit themselves while screaming till they 2 or 3. Then they are fuckheads for a few years. Then they are kinda cool till they are about 12 at which point they fucking hate you till they are about 23. Sounds amazing!
I'll take this a step even further and say most people shouldn't even be allowed to breed. In fact if the human race really wants to continue to prosper we actually would have to cull at least a billion. Kids and elderly would be the best way because society doesn't rely on them in any way they could disappear and everything would technically improve greatly. Also interracial breeding or allowing people with defects/diseases or undesirable genes to procreate should be considered a crime against nature.
Why should the destiny of our entire species fail because "muh straight breeder feelings"
I'm gonna engineer a process that artificially replicates the heats and pressures of miles beneath the earth's crust so that when you're filthy good for nothing brood is culled they can be quickly and easily converted into crude oil and MAYBE fucking give back a little to this planet that all you do is FUCKING LEACH OFF OF LIKE A PARASITE! \
>>726784236 >off work one day >decided to go swimming at the apartment complex large pool (about half lane size) >pool empty, not even any sunbathers >start doing lanes on one side leaving rest of pool open for anyone else >mother and four kids, 8-10 years old, show up 5 minutes later >mother immediately lays down, puts sunglasses on, puts ear buds on and starts reading a book >kids jump in pool and are loud as hell >i am using 1/8 of the pool in one end >kids decide to play on my side despite the fact ive been doing laps back and forth the whole time >brought mini water footballs and they start throwing them all over >kids run (swim?) into me many times and the entire toys r us aquatic department is now all over my lane >ask kids to use other end >they look at me with blank expressions, say nothing and i continue swimming >not even there and back and stupid kid gets in way again >mom is now on the phone looking the complete opposite way >i just start throwing all their shit over the fence if its in my way >eventually leave since I didn't sign up as shitty mom's lifeguard/babysitter/stepdad
I don't want kids, but the main reason is I don't want to pass on my shitty genes filled with various physical and mental conditions. Also think I'd be a shitty father and would probably fuck it up really bad.
>>726784963 Its funny what some words anon uses will make you picture them a certain way. I read this whole post while picturing you as a skinny decent looking white dude until you used the word breeder. I instantly pictured you as a blob after that. Possibly with a weird haircut too.
I literally broke some fucking brat kids nose in front of panda express last month because he stepped on my new shoes. I don't fuck around m8 not for a second, don't project your cowardness on me I'm fucking violent as everloving fuck I beat women and children and I don't give a fuck come at me
>>726782823 Can we all agree, realistically, that a law should be passed that if u pump out an actual autistic or mentally retarded/deformed child once, you immediately get all future unit pumping privileges revoked?
Or maybe make them pay higher taxes if their Spawn goes on govt assistance/disability.
What else do you call people... who... breed? I used to feel that way about people who used the word normie but it's not true you don't have to be a fucking gatekeeper to hate normies and their bullshit
going throught the effort of waking up my girlfriend at 1am to take a picture of my shoes cuz some 4chan faggot doesn't believe mature successful single adults without kids draining them can and do invest good money on designer wear.
>fucked some fat cow you met in h.s. >got her preggo on accident >try as hard as you can to convince yourself of the "joy of having kids" in an attempt to fight the dreadful regret and feelings of your dreams, future and freedom being crushed.
I find it interesting that to my distaste since I started posting here in 2008 /b/ has managed to become more normie infested and yet more autistic at the same time.
For example the normie/cancer/newfag population has grown exponentially ever since mid 2010 or so but for some reason the actual anons posting now are acting more sperg than ever. Counter-intuitive You'd think that the oldfag basement dwellers would have been the spergy ones and the normies would be more socially tactful but it's the opposite the oldfags were mostly cool and chill when debating shit but now everyone on /b/ just sounds like autistic children, because they are.
>>726782823 Agreed. I hate kids. I don't even like being around kids at a friends house, always wish they would just go outside or go take a nap. Just constantly asking stupid fucking questions I can't answer, then they ask even more questions about why I cant answer the first question, and eventually they just annoy me to the point where I snap and just tell them to shut up and go away.
Fuck kids. Once they're a little older around 9-10 years old they arent so bad, but any younger than that and I just wanna shoot myself after being in the same house as them for 20 minutes.
>calls someone a autist because he can't do what he wants when he wants
autism isn't based on your circumstances it's based on behavior sorry if you misread me
>I'm not proud of punching kids just saying I don't morally object especially when they're acting a complete piece of shit, I got my teeth knocked out a few time by men as a kid and it taught me not to be a stupid little faggot and fuck around or at least not to get caught.
>>726782823 I took my child to the supermarket yesterday, and he was sitting silently in the trolley reading a book, not making a noise or a fuss, and 6 different people stopped me to tell me how adorable he was. When was the last time someone did that for you? Therefore, you are wrong.
>>726782823 This. >aww he just knocked over that stand in my store after his mom told him not to touch and now he's throwing a tantrum, isn't that cute. No, fuck off. Children should be seen and not heard.
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