Hi, I'm teddy. I'm dead. I'm in your bedroom watching

ay come get this dick teddy ima fuck you up

>>726777022
If this is true, tell me what I'm wearing.

Make a blowjob Teddy im bored

I replied

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>>726777022

>>726777022
go away

fuck off teddy

>726777084

LOL

>>726777022
Good, that means i can call in sick to work with u to vouch 4 me?

Ted, pls

K

d

hey big daddy teddy

aight teddy here ya go

>>726777022
In which timezone do you work?

no pls ted

>>726777222
Does she suck dick too?

>>726777484
Eastern

please no

>>726777177
Cant tell much from the face, post tits plz.

>>726777022
hey teddy
go away pls

This is bad fucken wuth the human psyce

>>726777022
pls no tedx

Fake and gay

Okay

nigger

>>726777022
lick me pls

>>726777531
Also double trips

>>726777177
fuck that u come get this dick too

Thanks, me too

Check my dubs Teddy

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>>726777022
You can't do shit Teddy, cause I am Harambe

:)

Spook

Watch my quints

>>726777022
k

Anal

>>726777022
no

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Niggerfaggot

777777 get

pls no

witness my quints
77777

sure i guess

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pls no

>>726777022
God damnit

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Please kill me first, these other guys aren't in a hurry.

If you or your family members gave been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

>>726777769
dead meme

>>726777092
One strategically placed sock

y teddy

>>726777022
fuck off

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>>726778013

But I'm not in my room? Now what?

>>726778049
Ha, thats not a sock....

keke

>>726777022
You don't scare me teddy.

>>726777022

Well, teddy...I'd prefer it if you did not do these things. Especially to me. Here is the reply you requested. Hope you have a pleasant evening and everyone replies so you can have a calm and relaxing evening.

Goodnight.

>>726777022
KEK!!!!

Nice cockmongler lmfao

>>726777022

Sounds fun! I like playing games! Here's a game!

I'll pull out my dick and fuck you in the ear until you bleed, then take out a knife and slit open your belly, pull out your intestines (if you have any) and use them as a rope to choke the fuck out of you until your eyeballs swell and pop from the pressure. Then I'll stick a hot rusted poker in your ass and proceed to fuck you with it until your charred lower half detaches from your body.

Finally, I'll dip the remains of your bloody into a vat of acide and listen to the sound of you choking on your screams until there's nothing left.

But yeah. Come and kill me, Teddy. I'm ready to play a game. Are you? :^)

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>>726777022

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Ur safe everyone

POP OFF TeDDY

>>726777022
Cunt

o

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>>726778200

reply

>>726777084
kek

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>>726777022
If i get a 5 or dubs i banish you to the shadow realm

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shieeeet

>>726777022
Fuk you

>>726778238
ah man danger dog is cool friendo

>>726778396
so cute

Come get me

Fack off m9

Fuck no man

>>726777084
>>726778379
>autistic nigger thinking an autistic nigger is funny

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>>726777022

ima fuck you up

>>726777022
YEs daddy

>>726777022
Reply

Teddy the orthodontist was wrong fam, get you some good shit

>>726777022
o

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Hello teddy

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>>726777022

>>726778202
Teddy here, aha Anon let's play a game. I will instead climb on your bed, splash sulfuric acid on your face, rip your burnt skin. Grab all of your organs and hang them on the wall. I will then take your body and dissect every fucking living cell inside. I will then cook you and eat you because I'm hungry right now. Lucky you replied cuck

>>726777022
Fuck my shit up fam

fok

>>726777022
aight nigga i got enough bad shit goin on u do u man imma just be here

well you can get out of my room now, thou omnipresence

>>726778497
>calls people autistic while sperging
someone lost their newfag

>>726777022
fuck

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>>726777022
jjiu

>>726777022
Try me

>>726777022
Well shit.

oh shit

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>>726778200
>>726778351
lol hey mr oldfag

>>726777022
no thanks

>>726777022
Wabba

ily Teddy. Please don't steal my nuggies.

>>726778638

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

>>726777022
Just don't chop my dick off. I need that

Immunity dog thank

>>726777022
Pls don't

>>726777022
Succ mi pp

>>726777022
fuck.

ted pls

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>>726777022
Do it motherfucker! Death and I know each other far too well.

>>726778518
Thats a real nice gif you got there. I especially liek the part where its a still image.

>>726778700
You're fucking retarded if you think that's sperging, did you just learn what the word means and now you're spouting it around on 30 different threads? Fucking moron.

ok

>>726778387
Shit nigga, you got trips and dubs. He extra banished.

But why?

>>726777022
do it bitch

:(

>>726779078
>new(you)

>>726777022
what the fcuk, ted

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>>726779132
What the fuck even?

>>726777022
gay

i need to wank

>>726777022
fuck you teddy!
dubs

Pls no

Rats

>>726779132
end your life newfag

rippp

Leave us alone

>>726777022
Black

do it faggot

Ok

Kill proles

>>726777022
ok i will reply

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Really? And I thought it was all my dead relatives watching me masturbate.

pls no

Damn you OP

>>726777022
cool

>>726779661
almost 666

ayy lmao

>>726779040
REPLY to this image or Dolly will smother you wither he love pillows while you sleep.

>>726777022
Okay Ted. Stop using eyeliner Ted

Mmm teddy

>>726777022
:(

>>726777022
fuck you teddy.

>>726777022
Hi Big Guy Teddy , send my regards

But I'm banned

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>>726777022
Sup bro, you want some root beer?

u seem like u need a friend there brother

>>726779747
ok

Ayo

kk im replying

Pls no

Fuk u nigger

almost 3am....

Fuck you

>>726777022
fuck you teddy
square up

>>726777022
fuck off nigger

>>726777305
holy fucking newfags

>>726777022
So are you gonna suck my dick or what?

>>726777412
Go

>>726777022
>>726777022
I cast you out teddy

>>726777177
>The Girl in The Gap
>Has nothing to do with the clothing store
the fuck?

>>726777022
fuck off teddy

168th

...

HI

Sleep well

I gonna reply

>>726780563
kys

>>726777022
k

>>726777022
hi im teddy im dead im in your bedroom watching as you scroll through /b/ if you dont reply i will slit your wrist and chop your body parts at 3:00am

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>>726780097
I would. I'd love nothing more than to slather your manhood with my saliva. Marking it as mine and mine alone. Then savoring the sweet tasty treat that cums out due to my attention.

Beep beep bop boop

>>726777022
ok nice CGI what movie is this

Its oen am

Fuk u bic

>>726777022
Megatouch

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>>726777022
Just end me tbh fam

>>726777777

no ur not fag

>>726777022
Fucc

Fuck

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>>726777022
Bet your a filthy globalist.

Im watchin anime

>>726777022
not risking it

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>>726777022
come on over, honey.

>>726780742

:-!

ayoshamalayo

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>>726777022
Fuck off Teddy ii have immunity dog

>>726777022
pls spare me teddy

God damn it, Teddy. You said that you were coming at 3:37 am tonight.
I already posted for you and you change up the schedule on me?

Plus you never answered my questions about how you even got here, or why you use a broken ice pick.

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>>726777022
Immunity cat has no expiration, faggot.

Good thing I'm staying the night at my boyfriend's house <3 please don't eat all my left over pizza and tea, teddy. Lock up when you're done.

Bitch its 3:29AM Atlantic time

>>726777022
Reply

>>726778238
rock the fuck on, danger dog

n[n;g cock

>>726777022
Yo teddy come chill nigga

>>726781670
Im gettig me one of those

please

>>726777022
kinda wish you would tbh

Reeeee

>>726777022

yeah hey teddy, can i get a large pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms, and some breadsticks on the side, thanks teddy you're the best

i was going to slit my wrist any way but ok im down op

>>726777022
again?

>>726777177
Spooked

oh what the hell

k den

Why OP?

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>>726777177
God damnit, the only shit that still gets me is obscured faces with deformed big eyes. I could go through ten gore threads and not wince once but i see something like this and feel like im about to have an anxiety attack. Sidenote, the gets in this thread are insane.

eh i dont care why not

>>726777022
Sup teddy, hope you have a good afterlife.

Guess I've got company to watch Iron Fist

>>726777022
Fuck off teddy

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>>726778238
Thanks Danger Dog. I wish this stuff didnt get to me but creepy pictures are my weakness.

>>726782241
Too bad it's already past 3 am here

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Little do you know, I want to die.

>>726777022
Kk

wat

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Yeah suck my nuts cunt

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>>726777022
cbnv

fukk

>>726777022
Please no

>>726777022
I thought these died in middle school

>>726777022
Fuuuuuck

I sure hope that means I can call u a faggot and u can't do shit because u said

>>726777022
ok

Welp

>>726777022
Fuck off teddy

Goddamn it

>>726777022

He looks nice

F

im spooked

K

>>726782719
same

y tho

ayy

Meme

>>726777022
Oh shit Teddy saw me fapping.

Cocksucker

>>726777022
Checked and plz don't kill me

>>726777022
aye teddy wus good fam

>>726777022
Noice

Plz don't kill me

Get me some ghost bitches teddy

your fucking Mother

>>726777022
rest in peace

K

Teddy smoke this with me and calm your shit

fuck me daddy

>>726777022
k

Ok

>>726777022
ok

oh shit got to reply

>>726777022
No, Teddy, don't.

>>726777022
Not me nigga

>>726777022
Hi teddy don't kill me but if you want your dick sucked.... just ask, mwah

>>726777022
Its 1:AM Here

Come at me bitch

Just in case

>>726777022
Just make it quick teddy

>>726777022
pls no

>>726777022
can u not

Fuck me teddy

2:50am
ET
hehe...

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kek

>>726777022
A

>>726777022
Ho

>>726777022
Okay, teddy.

>>726777022

a rat that eats you will never stop

>>726782315
same

>>726777777

>>726777022
Fine

>>726777022
.

>>726777022
teddy nooo

>>726777022
Pls don't

r

..

>>726777022
Not today

>>726777022
Kek Teddy

294th

>>726777022
Cum yay!!!!

beens

>>726777022
I do not associate with niggers.

>>726777022
Nooo thank you

Yeah but its 3:57 so

Pls don't

>>726777022
plz no

>>726777022
Oi

I have my cat as company

>2:59

>>726777022
> 3:59 AM

too late, but ok

>>726777022
but it is 301 am

Oh no

>>726777022
k

>>726777022
chill freddy. i'm just hanging out. please don't chop my body.